Post by Brutus Magnus on Oct 9, 2011 17:53:10 GMT
Prologue: Brutus's loss against Angle and Batista and facing off against 5 other men.
Brutus had a tough loss last week on the Vengeance PPV card when the American hero pinned Brutus to the 3 count. Brutus still thought Angle was a punk and Batista was a weakling. Now he had not only those two to deal with but 3 other people that were Jamie Noble, Zach Ryder and Chris Masters. He knows that all 3 of them were a bunch of nobodies that just are there in the match so things don't get boring. Will he be able to beat all of them at once? Wait and see come RAW this week.
Scene 1: Back in his cell. Somewhere in California. Sunday 9th October. 7pm.
Brutus was still in prison because unless he can grab a win out of somewhere. He wasn't going to go anywhere. He needed to improve on his wrestling big time so today he thought that he should write in his diary about his opponents one by one as he didn't have time to talk all the way though them since there was so many people in the match. It was pretty dark in prison today since they had problems with electricity so Brutus had a touch on him as he sat on his bed with his diary and his pen and begins to write.
Brutus Magnus (Writing): Dear diary. Tomorrow night I am going to go up against the most experienced wrestlers well some of them haven't held titles in their lives. Let's take a look of the fake champion of Zack Ryder. He thinks he walks around with that fake title in his hands claiming that he is champion and yet he wants to hold another belt. That guy is just a greedy bastard that just wants everything himself. You really think you take yourself seriously that you always fucking around with cameras and filming yourself? Do you know what I think you are? You are such a gay wrestler that just doesn’t care about the wrestling business apart from being on TV and not taking the wrestling business seriously. I would consider taking a close look at me as I will take you out and stomp your face with my footprint stuck on your face. Take wrestling seriously or else you will end up getting tossed out of the arena.
There was a lot of words that Brutus thought in his head on what he had to say about Zack Ryder who he thought was the most pathetic wrestler in the match. He was going to write about Chris Masters next who was another nobody wrestler around the WWE business.
Brutus Magnus (Writing): You are almost exactly the same as Zack Ryder yourself posing to the camera and wanting to be on air all the time. You call yourself a proper wrestler. You should be at an art museum posing so they can create the statue of you being so pathetic. Heck you even took drugs as a way out of the wrestling business. That is just laziness. I reckon that you fear me Chris more because I am the only person that you haven't seen face to face unlike these other so called wrestlers around here being so pathetic. You on the other hand just think you are a masterpiece. More like masterpiece of crap is what I think you are especially as a wrestler and your finishing move is the lamest move in WWE history just like how I find you completely lame and boring like the rest of the Americans are.
Brutus went to drink his tea while he was taking a break from writing in his diary to have a think what to write about Jamie Noble who was a cowboy or he thinks he is and that he went out with that Nidia slut that isn't even in the wrestling business anymore. He sat back down on his bed and continues to write more about his opponents.
Brutus Magnus (Writing): Ah Jamie Noble who has won a title in WWE in the past and you only won the Cruiserweight title which doesn't even exist any more. You like to run around pretending to be a stupid cowboy thinking that you are one. Where are the horses and the cow's you ride on? That's right you don't have one and where's that slut Nidia doing nowadays? She's nowhere to be seen in the wrestling business because you are just a piece of shit that can't wrestle for shit. You weren't even a good wrestler so what made you want to come back to do some wrestling? You couldn't even beat Rey Mysterio in a fair match because you suck so bad and too busy saving your girlfriend's butt too much. You were just sick and disgusting person to be around with at the time having sex with Nidia. One sick man well guess what you are going to face the sickest psychopathic man that you will ever meet in your life and that's me Jamie. Be prepared for what's coming at you.
Now Brutus had his three new opponents out of the way. He turned the page in his diary as it was filling up pretty quickly the way he was writing about them. He had very small writing which barely anyone could see. He made it like this because so his opponents couldn't read what he was writing about them. He was going to write about Batista next who like Chris Masters also took drugs as a way into WWE.
Brutus Magnus (Writing): When are you ever going to shut your mouth Batista? Because your mouth is beginning to bore me how you say you are always a strong wrestler and how you think you will walk away becoming the US champion. You are just pathetic seriously you are. Aren't you meant to be training to do MMA rather than do wrestling? I thought you hated the wrestling business and you hate the fans in general? Guess you made yourself look fucking dumb indeed. You say that I was a weak wrestler in that match? All I can say is that you are wrong again because you see Kurt Angle just got lucky by pinning me to win the US title and that's all I have to say about that. Just go back and do drugs while I am around Batista because I am going to beat the living day lights out of you and spit in your face.
One last person that Brutus had to write about was Kurt Angle the man that pinned Brutus to win the US title but he learnt his mistakes from the last match that they had together along with Batista. He wasn't going to let him slip this time pathetic Kurt was. He begins to write for the last time.
Brutus Magnus (Writing): I haven't forgotten about you lucky cheap shot Kurt Angle who keeps claiming he is an Olympic hero. Hero my ass if he was a hero then the fans would cheer for you wouldn't they? No they decide to boo you because they know for a fact that United Kingdom is better than this shit hole I have to wrestle in. See Kurt the fans are fucking smart knowing which country has better wrestling skills. You just keep going on about being in Olympics winning the gold medal. Nobody cares about that any more. That is just ancient history. I already forgotten all about that but haven't forgotten about you beating me for the title. That won't happen again the mistakes I have learnt from you Kurt. When I will become champion all 5 of you, unlike you chumps keeping it as the US title. I will change it to the United Kingdom title because I refuse to claim myself as a US champion because it stinks. I will walk out of RAW tomorrow night as a champion because I am the most dangerous wrestler that WWE has ever had.
Brutus stopped writing his diary and then decides to go off to sleep in his jail as it was nearly bed time in the prison now. All day today Brutus was in the gym working out and the prison police even created a special gym for Brutus to work out on his own while he was here. He now closes his eyes going to sleep to dream about him winning the US title and puts the new sticker on it with the United Kingdom title on the front.
Brutus had a tough loss last week on the Vengeance PPV card when the American hero pinned Brutus to the 3 count. Brutus still thought Angle was a punk and Batista was a weakling. Now he had not only those two to deal with but 3 other people that were Jamie Noble, Zach Ryder and Chris Masters. He knows that all 3 of them were a bunch of nobodies that just are there in the match so things don't get boring. Will he be able to beat all of them at once? Wait and see come RAW this week.
Scene 1: Back in his cell. Somewhere in California. Sunday 9th October. 7pm.
Brutus was still in prison because unless he can grab a win out of somewhere. He wasn't going to go anywhere. He needed to improve on his wrestling big time so today he thought that he should write in his diary about his opponents one by one as he didn't have time to talk all the way though them since there was so many people in the match. It was pretty dark in prison today since they had problems with electricity so Brutus had a touch on him as he sat on his bed with his diary and his pen and begins to write.
Brutus Magnus (Writing): Dear diary. Tomorrow night I am going to go up against the most experienced wrestlers well some of them haven't held titles in their lives. Let's take a look of the fake champion of Zack Ryder. He thinks he walks around with that fake title in his hands claiming that he is champion and yet he wants to hold another belt. That guy is just a greedy bastard that just wants everything himself. You really think you take yourself seriously that you always fucking around with cameras and filming yourself? Do you know what I think you are? You are such a gay wrestler that just doesn’t care about the wrestling business apart from being on TV and not taking the wrestling business seriously. I would consider taking a close look at me as I will take you out and stomp your face with my footprint stuck on your face. Take wrestling seriously or else you will end up getting tossed out of the arena.
There was a lot of words that Brutus thought in his head on what he had to say about Zack Ryder who he thought was the most pathetic wrestler in the match. He was going to write about Chris Masters next who was another nobody wrestler around the WWE business.
Brutus Magnus (Writing): You are almost exactly the same as Zack Ryder yourself posing to the camera and wanting to be on air all the time. You call yourself a proper wrestler. You should be at an art museum posing so they can create the statue of you being so pathetic. Heck you even took drugs as a way out of the wrestling business. That is just laziness. I reckon that you fear me Chris more because I am the only person that you haven't seen face to face unlike these other so called wrestlers around here being so pathetic. You on the other hand just think you are a masterpiece. More like masterpiece of crap is what I think you are especially as a wrestler and your finishing move is the lamest move in WWE history just like how I find you completely lame and boring like the rest of the Americans are.
Brutus went to drink his tea while he was taking a break from writing in his diary to have a think what to write about Jamie Noble who was a cowboy or he thinks he is and that he went out with that Nidia slut that isn't even in the wrestling business anymore. He sat back down on his bed and continues to write more about his opponents.
Brutus Magnus (Writing): Ah Jamie Noble who has won a title in WWE in the past and you only won the Cruiserweight title which doesn't even exist any more. You like to run around pretending to be a stupid cowboy thinking that you are one. Where are the horses and the cow's you ride on? That's right you don't have one and where's that slut Nidia doing nowadays? She's nowhere to be seen in the wrestling business because you are just a piece of shit that can't wrestle for shit. You weren't even a good wrestler so what made you want to come back to do some wrestling? You couldn't even beat Rey Mysterio in a fair match because you suck so bad and too busy saving your girlfriend's butt too much. You were just sick and disgusting person to be around with at the time having sex with Nidia. One sick man well guess what you are going to face the sickest psychopathic man that you will ever meet in your life and that's me Jamie. Be prepared for what's coming at you.
Now Brutus had his three new opponents out of the way. He turned the page in his diary as it was filling up pretty quickly the way he was writing about them. He had very small writing which barely anyone could see. He made it like this because so his opponents couldn't read what he was writing about them. He was going to write about Batista next who like Chris Masters also took drugs as a way into WWE.
Brutus Magnus (Writing): When are you ever going to shut your mouth Batista? Because your mouth is beginning to bore me how you say you are always a strong wrestler and how you think you will walk away becoming the US champion. You are just pathetic seriously you are. Aren't you meant to be training to do MMA rather than do wrestling? I thought you hated the wrestling business and you hate the fans in general? Guess you made yourself look fucking dumb indeed. You say that I was a weak wrestler in that match? All I can say is that you are wrong again because you see Kurt Angle just got lucky by pinning me to win the US title and that's all I have to say about that. Just go back and do drugs while I am around Batista because I am going to beat the living day lights out of you and spit in your face.
One last person that Brutus had to write about was Kurt Angle the man that pinned Brutus to win the US title but he learnt his mistakes from the last match that they had together along with Batista. He wasn't going to let him slip this time pathetic Kurt was. He begins to write for the last time.
Brutus Magnus (Writing): I haven't forgotten about you lucky cheap shot Kurt Angle who keeps claiming he is an Olympic hero. Hero my ass if he was a hero then the fans would cheer for you wouldn't they? No they decide to boo you because they know for a fact that United Kingdom is better than this shit hole I have to wrestle in. See Kurt the fans are fucking smart knowing which country has better wrestling skills. You just keep going on about being in Olympics winning the gold medal. Nobody cares about that any more. That is just ancient history. I already forgotten all about that but haven't forgotten about you beating me for the title. That won't happen again the mistakes I have learnt from you Kurt. When I will become champion all 5 of you, unlike you chumps keeping it as the US title. I will change it to the United Kingdom title because I refuse to claim myself as a US champion because it stinks. I will walk out of RAW tomorrow night as a champion because I am the most dangerous wrestler that WWE has ever had.
Brutus stopped writing his diary and then decides to go off to sleep in his jail as it was nearly bed time in the prison now. All day today Brutus was in the gym working out and the prison police even created a special gym for Brutus to work out on his own while he was here. He now closes his eyes going to sleep to dream about him winning the US title and puts the new sticker on it with the United Kingdom title on the front.