Post by Konrad Raab on Mar 19, 2012 12:49:14 GMT
Prologue: Stefan's first ever match in any wrestling company in a boxing match.
It was now time for Stefan to reach his potential in his return to the ring but not a match even for him to expect. Another boxing match is added to his career as he already had two boxing matches against a female champion called Regina Halmich in which he lost both fights but this time he had loads of experience in the ring as he faces against a guy that has also had a few boxing matches in his career James Shark. Will he defeat the more experienced James in his third boxing match? Wait and see come Impact on Monday night.
Scene 1: Talking about the match up with Fizz. Anaheim, California. Saturday 24th March. 3pm.
Fizz sees that Stefan was very confident in his big warm up match up that she sees him having against James Shark in an boxing match. It was a situation where it was either Fizz's and the potential child's life that would be saved or it was Stefan's and he chose to go with risking his own life on the line but Fizz knows he was fully ready to take on against James Shark. All week long Stefan has been in the boxing gym in Cologne, Germany to prepare for his 3rd boxing match and he has been on a very strict diet and has lost 11 pounds already for this match up he was going to have against both James Shark and Vantage and Fizz begins to speak.
The Fizz: Darling. Listen I know you are very angry with James but do you feel ready? The reason I ask this is because it's a very rare thing for wrestling to have a celebrity like you to face against James Shark in a boxing match and you know that you are at risk of having a really serious injury with this guy more than you did when you boxed against Regina. I have full on confidence on you winning this match but do you feel ready and just remember everything you have learnt from your past boxing matches. At least it's a match that you have more experience in than I do with boxing.
Stefan Raab: Fizz. Nothing in the world makes me want to punch this guy's skull in half more than I do right at this moment. He will see what this Killerplauze boxer is all about and what I mean by my nickname because he is going to earn every ounce of sweat and tears that I put into this fucking sick bastard that he is. I don't like to do this but I will make the motherfucker bleed like hell all over that ring on Monday because he will learn not to piss me off like that ever again and Cody will experience this too since he seems to be next on my list rather than Vantage. Yes you are right that I have more experience with my boxing than I do with wrestling. It's like a dream come true to be honest Fizz that I can give this fucker a black eye to knock him out with.
The Fizz: Wow Stefan. That is crazy talk there. Even I could never come out with things like that even if someone was being nasty to me but you know that I have lots of confidence in you that you are going to win this match and I know you are ready just by the way you are talking and the things you said about James just now. You really are on form and to be honest you look so fired up and ready that I have never ever seen in anyone before. You know that I am not going to be anywhere near ringside for your next two matches because you want to protect me and that is fair enough but I will support you from where ever I am.
Stefan Raab: Protecting you and our child from him and Cody are my main priorities before I even start to face James and I got that sorted now so I feel ready Fizz. I got a lot of things to say about him before I go out there and pulling an upset win over him which not many people have done but I am determined to make his loss count since he is a fucking sick bastard trying to make me think you are cheating on me and him saying he wanted to kill you and our potential child. I also asked for Sean not for you to be in any matches until after the match against Cody is over because I want you to be safe and as far away as you can from these sick bastards. I am going to do my TV Total show tomorrow night in America for the first time ever and I am going to go so far with everything that he will understand to never mess with you or my family ever again.
The Fizz: WOW I guess I can say that you are ready to face against James regardless what people say about how you are a pussy and what not and you are far from that not even close. Just go out there and perform the best you can Stefan. You worked so hard and well to get to this point of your career. Winning and losing in your case doesn't matter because it's just a warm up match to Cody and Vantage's matches but just beat the hell out of him for me Stefan and knock this idiot out in front of everyone.
Stefan Raab: I will. Now I need to go back to do some more boxing training with my trainers that I will have with me since it is now a boxing match rather than a wrestling match. Thank god I already lost a lot of weight to be in the match already. I don't want you anywhere near that arena on Monday Fizz OK? I love you Fizz.
The Fizz: Alright then Stefan. I won't be there at all since I have a match elsewhere anyway so we are good on that part. Just remember everything we talked about just now and I love you too.
Stefan and Fizz gave each other a kiss as Stefan left to go to the boxing school which was around the corner from where they lived while Fizz had the chance to relax for the day as she was feeling too tired to do anything as she went to take a bit of a nap.
Scene 2: TV Total studios. Anaheim, California. Sunday 25th March. 7pm.
After doing a weekend's course of training in the Sean Mendez wrestling school camp. Rather than for Stefan to do his show in Germany and come back to America again to wrestle. He decided to hire out a party room where he could do his TV Total show in English in America. Lots of fans were waiting for him to come out from the backstage knowing that he could say whatever he wanted without the German media knowing heck they didn't even know about Stefan was even facing James Shark in a match. The only thing back in Germany they knew about was Stefan talking trash about him. Someone announced the start of the show and introducing Stefan Raab as he came down the steps and shakes the person's hand and begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Welcome to the first ever TV Total show held outside of Germany in Anaheim, California. Thank you all for coming. The reason why I plan to do my show here rather than in Germany is because I can say a lot of things that I can't say in Germany since I completely banned the media from talking about personal things that James Shark made it with my match against him. Let's take a look on the screen on what he really looks like. That's how the stupid American person dresses everyday. Now how am I suppose to take this guy seriously as a boxer when he dresses up all gangsta style. I mean he even takes drugs for him to look that fucking ugly that he is. He is completely pathetic which is why I brought this mask very recently from a shop and this other special mask too that you may have seen from my show in November last year.
Stefan turned away from the crowd and puts on the mask that former TNA wrestler known as Sharkboy and this other mask that had the plastic surgery mouth on it and then he turns to the crowd and they are all laughing at him and they clapped and cheered as well as seeing the picture of James Shark on the screen and he continued to speak more about his opponent wearing the Sharkboy mask along with the plastic surgery mouth that was planted on the mask. He continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: Now this is how James Shark looks like everyday a typical stupid American want to be gangster trying to be smart and get inside of my head. Guess what motherfucker? It's not working because if anything you are getting me more and more fired up for our boxing match we are going to have. I know it's been you behind that Indian guy account trying to split me and Fizz up and showing some disgusting pictures but they are all fake because I know how media take pictures all too well. Hello I am a German Entertainer for fuck sake. You seem to love to be around Cody and this Indian guy called Mohammed Kana which is why I have provided a picture of my own with you three fucking each other like the pair of bi sexual guys you are.
The picture that Stefan made came up on screen with James bending over on the bed with Cody and Mohammed being behind James and they were having sex with each other and everyone laughed and sickened out at the possibility that they were doing that without them admitting that they were in love with each other and he continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: That's the true reality of how pathetic and low life scumbags them three really are and shows how much they really do love each other making up shit about Fizz cheating on me is not clever because I can do the same back like I just did now with you fuckers. The fact is James, Cody and Mohammed is that you both are jealous of me and Fizz going out as a true couple we are and that you don't have anything better to do with your lives asides from picking on me and Fizz. At least I have a life with my shows and the sport events I do. I had to laugh on how weak no offence to you fans here you Americans are at sport when Germany kicked your asses all over the place at the Wok event that took place 2 weekends ago. These masks that I am wearing represent everything that James Shark really is a big mouth overheaded cunt that goes around and sleeps with other women and men as well. You know what I call him? A manwhore like Cody as well. After the break you will see the other side of me the pissed off German after having so much fun taking the piss out of you cunts and purely just talking more trash to James.
It turned as an advert break as Stefan goes and sits on his table drinking his water and thinks about what to say next to James mostly since he was facing him in a boxing match. He hasn't had the chance to talk trash about James on his own just yet as he was still wearing the mask of Sharkboy and the plastic surgery mouth that he wore on his show in Germany a while back as all the things he said so far he couldn't do in his country since most of the media were forbidden to talk about Stefan's private life. Fifteen minutes later. The show was back on and he continues to speak while thinking what to say during the adverts.
Stefan Raab: Welcome back. Now everyone is doing to see the side of me that only Fizz has seen before. The pissed off German. You see no one has ever seen me pissed off and now you will as there is one thing you should never ever do and that is to piss one off and you have done exactly that James. You bullshit all the time how you never said you wanted to kill Fizz and my potential child. You did say it James don't come out and bullshit everything and let your pathetic friends believe you because you did you lying piece of shit you are. Typical blacks think they are so hard and tough with everything when in the end they are pieces of low life scumbags. The problem with James is that he has had plastic surgery on his mouth that makes him talk so much crap about things that he thinks that will happen. Let's take a look at a video of him talking utter nonsense.
Stefan pressed a button on his table and people watch James talking utter nonsense about how he was going to beat Stefan down in a boxing ring and how he was going to win. Stefan laughed as he thought he was being absolutely pathetic like Stefan thought in his mind all Americans were. He continued to speak.
Stefan Raab: He is just a pathetic piece of shit that makes these rumours up about Fizz cheating on me and make others believe in him. In a way I am glad I am facing James Shark because it would give me a taste of feeling of what being in a wrestling ring is like even though it's going to be a boxing match between me and James but it's something I have had experience in before so this should be easy but he also has had experience as well but everyone respects everything James has done in his career but I don't because he talks shit everyday to me and Fizz. He doesn't have a life other than to shag god knows how many women he has and having Cody and Mohammed to shag with him and those porn model sluts he has. I have to laugh at him keep calling me a nigger when that's what a white person calls a black person that has a big head with a huge mouth well I guess that's why you are called Shark since they have big mouths to eat all the crap they need well everyday James Shark does eat shark crap for breakfast, lunch and dinner and even as a snack too.
Stefan then takes a bit of a break from talking a bit of trash as he needed to drink some water before talking about other news in general about America since that's another thing he does is update people on the main latest news before he turns back to the topic of James Shark as he puts up him advertising KFC for America.
Stefan Raab: This explains what a typical loudmouth person would do and yet he is calling me fat? You are a fine one to talk James because I have seen you be overweight eating the wrong things like eating KFC. Oh yeah that's real smart of you to eat junk food before our big match against each other and I haven't even ate anything of a kind like that. Eating lots of fruit and vegetables is exactly what I have been doing and I have lost a heck a lot of weight to be in the best shape that I have ever been in even more than I was back in the past. I mean if I wasn't fit then why would I be doing my Schlag Den Raab game show? Let's take a look on what this black bastard eats before I punch his ass all over that ring tomorrow night.
Stefan shows up a picture of James eating KFC food and all the crowd are laughing at the picture of James eating crap and Stefan continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: See how pathetic he is. He talks all trash and not enough wrestling. Do I have respect for James Shark? Not a chance in hell because he gives me no respect so I give him absolutely fuck all respect and heck I have no respect for any of his hoes or his fuck bi sexual buddies of Cody and Mohammed either. Oh wait the person that is behind the Mohammed Kana account on twitter is James Shark himself trying to get in my head so much crap comes out of his plastic surgery gob he has that we all know the reason why he is talking a lot of utter bullshit is because he is scared of being knocked out and then he challenges me to have a loser leaves TIW match? That is just lame and pathetic like seriously the company only just opened a while ago and he wants me to leave? How childish can you get with this prick.
Stefan had a lot more things to say as he pressed a button on his table to which he sees Storming Raven doing a wrestling move on both Cody and James showing people how weak both of them are and he drinks some of his water before speaking more.
Stefan Raab: Oh no I am far from being done yet James since you made this match really personal between us. You be better off staying at home shagging your bi sexual partner Cody along with your fake friend of yours Mohammed and enjoy doing it like seriously since all you do is talk to them two friends of yours and playing a sick game on me. Now as for Fizz. She is more beautiful than you both think more than the sluts and hoes that you both sleep with. James you talk more garbage than you think and you are a right coward to do nothing but to pick on me and Fizz and yet you respect other people. That's what I call an overhyped egomaniac that has no idea when to shut his fixed mouth up. You are a paper champion and it's a joke that you are a champion around in other places especially when all you do is eat KFC and promoting it. You have a lot to learn James a lot to learn.
Stefan even doesn't know much about the wrestling business but knows well enough that you never ever eat fried food before the upcoming match especially with boxing when you need to be really fit for as Stefan laughs as it was a joke that he did something like that. He continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: Also why do you and your bi sexual buddies say that I am a TV host? Oh wait I never knew how stupid and blind you are already. I am a German entertainer not just a TV host. Why do you think I won the Wok team event representing my country of Germany? You Americans didn't even have a team for that because like you and the rest of them are a bunch of fucking losers that you try to prove to the world on how much of a joke you really are because you are you big overhead overweight pig that you are. Next time you think to talk trash that you think about what you do because you are no better than me. What family were you born in that didn't teach you any respect. Oh I heard about you have a kid as well you really are a hypocrite saying to me that you want to kill Fizz and my potential child when you have one of your own. That is just low James.
Stefan went to the back of his TV Total studios as he went to pick up a cutout picture of James Shark and brings it to the studios and it was a picture of James being punched by some other boxer he faced in the past and then he has a cutout pic of James Shark posing on his own and brought it back to the stage after the show went on another break as he drinks his water and knocks the picture out with anger in his eyes. He hasn't even unveiled his nickname yet that he was going to use in all three of his matches. He continues to speak more when the show came back on.
Stefan Raab: You don't even give a damn about your kid at all James because you only care about yourself and god knows how many woman you like to have sex with. I wouldn't be surprised if you have a sexual transmitted disease right now because you are a disease to everyone in the wrestling business. Let's take a look of you getting a punch by other opponents shall we. Yes I am aware that you never had any losses you have had in your career but I plan to be the first ever person to knock you out on the mat and cause you to have one loss on your list and you have been punched by other people before so if anyone can do it then I can as well. Then we have you posing like a gay black twat you are trying to make me look scared. Just honestly how can anyone go out with an ugly freak like you? Seriously if I was a lady I wouldn't find you attractive at all. Even Fizz thinks you are ugly too along with your lover Cody and Mohammed too.
Stefan was really enjoying talking about James on his special show in America as he wasn't done at all because he had yet to unveil his nickname and once again he looked straight up at the cutout picture of James posing and knocked it down using his right hand and falls on the floor and there's a big dent in the picture right near his eye and then just leaves it there before he sits back down at the table beginning to speak more.
Stefan Raab: A 5 round boxing match against James Shark? Suits me fine since I already do have experience with boxing with 2 matches that I had against a female boxer which was for promoting reasons but this one isn't anything to do with that. In fact it's to do more with him taking things way too far with mine and Fizz's relationship and also the fact that he accused of Fizz cheating on me which is by any means is not true because she has been with me the whole time that some Mohammed guy making it such a sick joke of getting people to believe something that wasn't even true. I am not standing for that or letting anyone get away with it which is why I wanted you in a match James. Sean Mendez made things much more easier for me by making this match with me and James and he doesn't realise that I will be knocking James out with one punch that I am going to do on him. I am not going just by using the name Stefan Raab. Oh no I got a nickname for myself that I used in my last two boxing matches and I am going to known as The Killerplauze. You heard it first folks that's going to be the nickname that I am going under with all the matches that I am going to be in including this one I am in.
Stefan was really angry that he stomped on James's posing picture leaving a foot mark on it and then he went to his table getting a pen and marking a black eye on it to make it realistic and then goes back to his table and finds a miniature Shark toy that had his mouth wide open with the tongue stuck out. He continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: I told you I wasn't done James. This is what you look like on a daily bases you having a big gob and a large enough sized tongue that looks like you got an erection from sucking on Cody's cock too much. I went to England years ago one time and I had a Shark fillet and it was just disgusting that I had to spit all the crap out and threw it in the bin along with what you said on twitter and yourself from the streets and taking drugs. If you was my son. I throw you in the bin myself just knowing how pathetic you are. You are making wrestling a disgrace by smoking weed and just your spellings as well. Now I may not be the one for good English spelling but he writes on twitter like a child with the rap language that people use. You need to buy a dictionary my friend because even my English is better than yours is and I come from Germany. You are so dumb and stupid like seriously. Take a look at this for an example on how bad his English is.
Stefan shows people on the screen on his twitter page showing how bad his English was and Stefan was still wearing the mask of Sharkboy in TNA and the plastic surgery mouth mask as people laughed on how bad his English was and while he takes a drink of his water he continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: I hear that you haven't even been training for our match while I been in the gym day in day out preparing for our match and losing weight and now I hear that you are eating KFC chicken? That's not good preparation at all. I am pissed off with that as well to be honest that you been talking trash to me all of this time how you wanted a match with me and you go goofing off on twitter talking shit about me and my fiancée with your bi sexual buddy Cody too? Just absolutely disgraceful. You were the one that wanted a match with me and how you was going to beat me. Seems like to be the other way around the way you are carrying on with your shit. I will be knocking your ass out showing you just exactly what The Killerplauze is by giving you a black eye and you will be hurting badly since you pissed me off so badly and you hurt my feelings too.
Stefan had to say his last few words pretty soon as the show was nearly ending after talking about James for two hours now and there was no signs of him stopping as he was enjoying this so much that he had a smile on his face seeing James's weakness already being unprepared for what's coming to him on eating fatty foods as he takes a drink of his water and continues to speak one more time.
Stefan Raab: I have last few words to say before the show goes off air since it's coming to an end soon. You will not see the happy German person in the ring not even close because you will see me looking so angry at you and how you said you want to kill Fizz and my potential child? Not if you get through me first because no one will even get close to my fiancée or my child because she isn't going to be anywhere near that arena because she will be wrestling on Monday night as well not here though elsewhere because I am protecting her something you clearly cannot do with any of your girlfriends because you just don't care about anyone but yourself. Be careful what you wish for James because you just might get it. You are going to get Raabinated by me on knocking you out right in the middle of that boxing ring.
Stefan was finished doing his show for today as it was coming to an end as he took both of the masks off leaving them on his table before everyone went to meet up with Stefan as he always plans to meet his fans after the show has finished and then he goes back to Canada to sleep in an hotel room on his own for the big match up he has against James Shark tomorrow and wondering how his fiancée was doing too as he gets changed so he then goes off to sleep.