Against Vantage

[Konrad Raab]

Prologue: The biggest match of his life against Vantage.

Finally after 2 months of training with Fizz, Brutus Magnus and Tom Sykes to get a match up against Vantage. Stefan was now fully prepared and ready to take him on as he lost his temper a lot as of late wanting to cause riots and changing his attitude to this pissed off person but again being the cocky and rich person that he feels he is. He was putting nearly everything on the line to do this match but of course Stefan knows that he is doing this match to promote the WEW company to Germany because they don't have a big following for wrestling but at the same time he was doing the match for himself. Will he overcome the odds and win against Vantage? Wait and see come Retribution on Sunday night.

Scene 1: Talking to Fizz about the Vantage match up. Anaheim, California. Friday 6th April. 9pm.

After he had been training all day with Brutus Magnus and Tom Sykes who are the men also behind the scenes of training him for the match up as well as with Fizz. He came home straight to Fizz and gave her a kiss and a cuddle before they sit down discussing about Stefan's match even though Fizz had two to worry about but she's been thinking all day about the title match against Ryan Cavallari and the rumble match as well and she begins to speak as they sat down on the sofa.

The Fizz: OK Stefan let's cut to the chase. I know that you been working so hard with your training and your diet but I still want you to keep at it because it's important that you are at a suitable weight for your upcoming match up and I do believe that you are doing your special TV Total show tomorrow when we arrive in France am I right?

Stefan Raab: Yes and I will keep on losing weight and training with Brutus and Tom, Fizz because it worked with that boxing match I was with against James Shark. Yes I drew against him but it gave me the feel of the crowd cheering for me only except that it will be turned into boos. I don't care to be honest Fizz because like I said to you and to rest of everyone that I am doing this match for myself and to promote the wrestling business in Germany nothing else. One thing I know I need to work on is going into the match with my mental state of mind focused on Vantage. Yes I am doing my special TV Total show tomorrow in France in English.

The Fizz: You know. A lot of people think you will lose the match but....

Stefan interrupted Fizz there as he wanted to speak out to all of those haters he has as he turns into his cocky nature side of him that he will have on his show tomorrow.

Stefan Raab: Do you think I give a dam what people say and think about me losing to Vantage, Fizz? I don't think so because I am going to prove to them once and for all that I am no pussy and that I will win the match against Vantage because I been training my ass off to get this match not only planned but to be fit and ready for it. I never felt fitter more than I have been in my life and these bitches will know who The Killerplauze is by the end of Retribution like people did when I faced James Shark in a boxing match over on TIW that people said I was going to lose. Well I didn't and ended up in a draw but for a fact that I should've won the match fair and square since I was beating him up the whole way through the match.

The Fizz: Dam Stefan that you are all fired up for dam sure. Yep I can say that you are ready to face against Vantage. I can't manage you due to the title match and the rumble I have to take part in but you will see me watching the match from behind and of course we are going to talk about it before the Retribution PPV begins because I want you to be ready 100% and so do Brutus and Tom.

Stefan Raab: I never felt more ready in my life more than I have been Fizz. Vantage is going to get every ounce of sweat that I will make him last until the match is over, blood if I decide to bust him open and tears when I will be winning the match over him and you winning the TV title so we would be the power couple walking in the wrestling business well we are already because I have more money than any of these bitches running around and I am certainly more richer than Vantage is. Let's do this Fizz on you winning the TV title match against Ryan Cavallari and the rumble and me beating Vantage and be the 2nd person to do so as I believe he lost to a girl which seems pretty pathetic being champion and all. Let's go to France now.

Stefan and Fizz already had their stuff packed to go to France as well as Stefan arranging the media in France to have his special show on a French channel and he is bringing all the ProSieben cameras and crews including his friends of Elton who will interview Stefan on the night of the event, Thomas D and Steven Gatjen who will be doing the commentary for the Germans to understand what was going on in the match for the ProSieben channel and they make their way to the airport to get their flight to Paris, France.

Scene 2: TV Total show. Paris, France. Saturday 7th April. 7pm.

After doing some extra last minute training with Brutus Magnus and Tom Sykes. Stefan had planned to do his show in front of the cameras mainly talking about Vantage his opponent that he was going to face tomorrow night on the Retribution event and he sees quite a few people turned up for his show well he was more well known in Europe because he was the host of the Eurovision Song Contest last year in Germany and also sang in the contest 12 years ago. Someone from the audience announces the start of TV Total show and introducing Stefan Raab as he comes down the steps and shakes this person's hand before beginning to speak.

Stefan Raab: Thank you all for coming tonight. Welcome to TV Total show that I planned to do as a one off show that I am doing tonight. Well there is one reason that I am doing the show tonight and that's because I got to talk about someone who thinks he's fucking clever trying to outsmart me with every trick in the book known as Vantage. He's like a little boy that hasn't hit puberty yet looks like a 14 year old boy that is in the wrestling business being proud of holding a title well that's typical for America to not know that little pretty boys don't belong in wrestling. What is it with Americans wanting to be all gangster like and then you get some that are overweight like really overweight that can't keep to doing any form of diet or exercise at all whatsoever?

Stefan goes to the screen where he shows a picture of Vantage of what he looks like in his view like a little pretty boy that hasn't hit puberty yet. He really hates Vantage with a passion and nor does he have any respect towards him at all and he continues to speak.

Stefan Raab: I tell you all what he does every night. He goes and cries to his mummy and says "Oh if Stefan beats me in a match then I strip myself off from the Universal title" What a pussy prick he is I tell you going off on Animosity as well as to his mummy in fear of being beaten by me Stefan Raab. Yes I am doing this match to promote the fan base in Germany but I don't care about the fans in this shit hole country that France is. At least we are not in America but France is just worse thinking that all arts and crafts etc means a lot to you but it doesn't because I am creating art on kicking his pathetic weakling ass in the ring and become the first male wrestler to beat him while he has the title around his waist but I don't care for his pathetic title because he doesn't deserve the title since he is a very weak man at this moment in time.

Stefan shows a picture on the TV Total screen of Vantage crying to the fans on Animosity and the crowd kind of laughed at that as he was a big pussy and then Stefan puts the video on where Vantage said he would strip himself off from the Universal title and Stefan had to laugh at that because he knew he was just pathetic and too dam easy for Stefan to get in his head.

Stefan Raab: Aww is little vineyard person oops I am sorry Vantage going to be crying in tears? Oh yes I see one drop from his face because that's how much I got inside of his head and he tried it with me but it didn't work. Shows how brave some Americans are hey? Well they are all a bunch of fucking weaklings like they are almost female wrestlers when I see that one especially. He is better off working in a farmyard as a farmer where the vineyard person actually belongs. I never cry to anyone because I am a proper man and men don't cry last time I checked anyway well we always knew that Americans are pathetic and Germans are better than them anyway. They start wars just because of running low on petrol and that the Afghanistan people knew that they were weak that's why they bombed the twin towers in New York back in two thousand and one.

Stefan was getting a bit cocky there and going out of boundaries that no one should ever cross but he didn't care because he could say those things since he wasn't in America and he had a smile on his face knowing that he didn't care what people think and he was just saying crap out of his mind. He knows again like the boxing match that clearly he was the underdog in this match but he really doesn't give a dam because he was proud to be the most unpopular non wrestler in WEW and he smiles.

Stefan Raab: Everyone in WEW is jealous of me because I got a match with a champion and they haven't. Shit luck and shame that you all have to work your asses off to get to the top while I don't need to and unlike you pathetic wrestlers you only want to be on Vantage's level because of that title he's holding which I am far less interested in. I am promoting the wrestling business to the fans in Germany not to anyone else not to you wrestlers and not to these French idiots here in this god dam awful place that I am doing this show on. Because what you lot don't have and I do is the brains and the smartness I have and more money than you idiots get paid in a life time and that is the truth. Don't like it tough because it's the truth and no one can say they are richer than me since no one is pure and simple as that.

Stefan was telling the truth that he was the richest man in wrestling right about now as it was an advert break on his show as he sits at his desk drinking his water and hearing the boos from the fans and he just doesn't care about them if at all. Stefan went backstage and grabbed the cutouts of Vantage posing with the title and then another one of Vantage getting attacked by a girl that he lost to called Ligera Cariosus who stole Sophie's championship it was at the time and he had to laugh at the picture of him being attacked by her and losing to her and continues to speak with the cutouts placed on the stage.

Stefan Raab: Now you see these cutouts I got placed here? Yeah that's of my pathetic useless opponent that goes home crying to his mummy on being scared on losing to me. Take a look at this one posing like an idiot with the title and then of this other one a wrestler called Ligera Cariosus who he lost to and he got his ass kicked by a girl. He can't even beat a female wrestler? Oh lord that is just too funny in fact I have a video of it right here on this button just watch this it's too funny.

Stefan pressed the button on his table and shows a video of Ligera beating Vantage up and winning the match and then he presses another button on his table and shows a video of Vantage crying on Animosity like a big baby and continues to speak.

Stefan Raab: That's how much of a big fucking baby my opponent is worse than James. At least James never went home crying unlike Vantage here. You see that's why little 14 year old boys don't belong in the wrestling business because they need parents to look after them and teach them how to be a man and not a pussy one like this idiot is. Sure he's champion and everything but do I think he's underrated? Far from it in fact what I call someone like him is an overrated champion and a bad one at that. I remember what I said about him at the last PPV event that I called him a wimpy crap ancient boy but now his new nickname is crybaby scared ancient boy because clearly he is. I am not scared that I might lose to him because I have had losses in boxing before worse than this but I don't plan to lose to this idiot because that's what he is clearly a big idiotic loser.

Stefan had a lot more things to say about Vantage a whole lot more as he looks at the cutout picture of Vantage holding the title that was the Universal title and he just kicks it down and then he draws blood on his face along with the black eye and a tear coming down his face and then draws green hair on Vantage since sometimes he does have green hair dye on his hair and then he brings the teddy bear that he remembers seeing on his twitter page and talks a bit more.

Stefan Raab: I have a few more things to say on this hour long show that I am doing that Vantage is really a lovey dovey sort of person as well just look at this teddy bear that he has take a look of this picture on the telly screen. You see that's another thing he cries and cuddles up to this teddy bear he has shows you that he is a right big baby. I don't remember men carrying teddy bears everywhere with them in the locker rooms or outside of the ring etc. Vantage is a stupid idiot that thinks that oh I am just a TV host that will lose the match and the same for everyone else. Well tomorrow night I am going to prove those people wrong and show them exactly what my nickname means. You people don't even deserve to know what it is but I will tell you anyway because I am going to be known as The Killerplauze and I am going to destroy his ass in the ring. Thanks for coming to my show today.

Stefan was now done with his show as he now goes and signs autographs with the fans and has pictures taken with them as he now goes off and he now sees a riot going on in Paris which he will now join.

Scene 3: Massive riot fight. Paris, France. Saturday 7th April. 10pm.

After doing his show. He saw that there was a riot going on between all of the French people being angry about something and the mood that Stefan has been in as of late. Of course that he would join in the fun and started to throw bricks at windows and stones as well. He even saw a steal pipe on the floor and used it to smash doors and everything and he continues to speak.

Stefan Raab: This is the new Killerplauze side of me that I have recently expressed myself as well that I am an angry person that just will not care about what people say or do about me. I have destroyed a lot of people as of late and I haven't really cared that much about Fizz or her potential child because I have been more focused on wanting to destroy you so bad. You didn't get under my skin as much as you hoped because I now realise that I don't care what you did since you was trying to make me lose focus with my match and I never did because you are just pathetic and a big baby like I told you earlier. Doesn't anyone know that I am the most powerful man in German entertainment right now? Yeah no one knew about that because it's the truth and that I have more money than even Alakai Burke does running the WEW company.

Stefan even threw a bench on the streets and now the police are coming towards them which was something that Stefan never experienced with the other riots he was in but this one was so bad that someone had to call the police out and someone gave Stefan some flamethrowers to throw at the buildings and he threw one at the shop and ended up being in flames and then some guy came running towards Stefan and he destroyed this man into pieces suplexing him on the concrete floor showing people that he wasn't scared of anyone even if he wasn't a full time wrestler and heck he would even take a policeman on in a fight the way he has been feeling lately.

Stefan Raab: Bring it on little crybaby because you see how people are destroying each other behind the scenes and the same goes to you all WEW wrestlers who think that I won't win this match. That's how I will do it by not caring about anyone but myself not even caring about Fizz and my potential child at this stage right about now because she will be focused on the Ryan Cavallari match for his TV title and the rumble while I will be focusing on myself on overcoming the odds to win against the Universal champion that is highly in my view a real overrated one. At least the other champions have proved themselves but only that Vantage was more brave to take my challenge on compared to the rest of the Americans were too much of a bunch of chickens oh wait Americans are chickens worthless to face in the ring.

Stefan also remembered that Vantage said he came from Kentucky which in Stefan's eyes where KFC was invented as he still was carrying the steal pipe and destroyed a car that was already badly damaged and he put a flamethrower in the car and it started to come out in flames with the anger this German has in himself and he was loving to be apart of this riot and people kept on charging Stefan and again like usual he gives them all a boxing punch and already he punched someone so hard that he busted someone open and Stefan wiped the blood onto his shirt and it ended up being a Vantage lookalike as he was trying to send Vantage a message as he does a German suplex on his victim that was looking like Vantage and then he does his Killer Cutter move which was a Diamond Cutter.

Stefan Raab: I remember where you are from in America. That's where KFC was originally invented. I am surprised that you are not overweight Vantage since America is a country where there is a whole bunch Mcdonalds, KFC's, Burger King etc of all the fatty food places were from that shithole country that I can even call a country right now. I mean they really have problems of being overweight. At least us Germans are more healthier and more sensible when it comes to eating but the Americans are the absolute worst and all these fat jokes don't bother me because that's exactly what I think of the Americans and all of them except Fizz's family that is are just disgusting like seriously they all have either fake bodies or that they are just overweight men and women that can't be bothered to do any excise or even go out for a walk.

Then someone tries to beat Stefan up again only he throws that person through the window breaking it into pieces and then he comes across a Vantage fan which was the last thing on Stefan's mind at the moment and he begins to speak to Stefan.

Vantage fan 1: Vantage is going to kick your ass Stefan. You are making wrestling a joke by wrestling in this match with him and making yourself a fool to your country you Nazi bastard.

Stefan Raab: Oh is that so asswipe? Just let me show you what I will do to that stupid rat tomorrow night you French frog. You will regret supporting Vantage tomorrow night after I defeat him to win the match.

Stefan grabbed this Vantage fan and threw him over on the car and he done the DDT move onto this fan and then he grabbed a sledgehammer and smashed it onto his head and then Stefan got so angry that he threw this fan over the car window head first and has blood down this fan's face and he wiped the blood on his shirt smiling to himself that could be Vantage's blood after he has done with him. Now the police were going to try and stop Stefan but he pushes one away and got the steal pipe and smashed one of the police officer's ribs in really badly coughing up blood as he continues to speak.

Stefan Raab: You see Vantage. This is exactly the beating that you are going to experience tomorrow night because you along with people in the locker room in WEW made me like this The Killerplauze that I am going to be when I come into that ring and beat your ass all over the arena and bust that pretty face up that you have. You really sure that you want to witness what I did to one of your useless weakling fans when I face you in the ring tomorrow night? Maybe you ought to reconsider because the way I have been feeling. This match is going to be more than just me promoting wrestling. This is also about me gaining respect from you wrestlers backstage and showing you all that I am not a pussy and I don't backdown from any fight unlike Cody Taylor who challenged me to an MMA fight only that he got too scared to face me after I lasted 4 rounds with James Shark.

Stefan was still continuing to cause damage on this Vantage fan only for one of Stefan's fans joined in and beated the hell out of the fan and the fan begins to speak.

Stefan fan: Ignore this fucking piece of shit Stefan. He knows that Vantage is a right pussy as we all know and I was at your show earlier today. You are fucking good way too good.

Stefan Raab: Yes you are right that this person is a piece of shit and a stupid French one too supporting America over Germany. I forgot that all French people were just as stupid as the Americans are. We Germans are smart.

Stefan fan: You said it Stefan. Good luck for tomorrow like you need it by the way things have been going. You are going to win the match and upset all the odds and be making us German's proud when you be one of the few that has beaten Vantage since he's become champion.

The Stefan fan walked away as he carried on beating this other fan up and Stefan went away from the damage he done on this other fan and went to join in a proper brawl that people were in with the police but he knows even the police can't stop him since they know he has to wrestle against Vantage tomorrow night.

Stefan Raab: You look more like a rockstar than a wrestler Vantage and too much of a pretty boy to even belong in the wrestling business because I have something that you don't have and that's aggression and that's what I have been doing throughout the entire time that I have been training for our match against you and you say it's been a waste of time to train with Brutus Magnus, The Fizz and Tom Sykes? Brutus and Tom are going to come back to WEW sooner than you think and you will really regret that because they are quite dangerous when they are together especially now that Tom is officially back in wrestling in a different place but he will be here as well don't worry about that. He even thinks that you are the one that I am wasting my time with and so far he has been pretty spot on. You are weaker than me at the moment Vantage so weak that you been on twitter talking utter shite again and not even bothered to train for your match against me.

Stefan thought he was like James Shark but he respects him as much as he hate to admit it as he was throwing bricks and even some flamethrowers at the police like he didn't care and then he sees people robbing things from the shop. Stefan wasn't into stealing things but he certainly wanted to put the the shop on fire as he threw some bombs in the shop and went into flames as Stefan smiles to himself as he was so pissed off compared to earlier when he was really cocky. He had a few more things to say because that's what Stefan was really good at doing.

Stefan Raab: Oh no I am not done talking about you far from it Vantage. Everyone seems to be expecting you to win because you are oh wait no you aren't on a roll because you have lost a fair few matches as of late even lost to Purgatory which who Fizz has actually defeated quite cleanly I must say and she's a girl. You couldn't even beat a man who is nowhere near your level. I beginning to regret even asking for a match with you since you are just pathetic American scum. They all think they are hard but the end of the day they are not because when it comes to wrestling in the ring. They become chickens being afraid to fight. A lot of people think I am scared of fighting Vantage. Now why would I be scared if I challenged a champion to a match? Yeah that's what you call a man taking challenges on.

Stefan was still not done talking as he had other wrestlers that were doubting him in fact all but Fizz were saying that he will lose the match but that's where Stefan's brains and ideas go in as he has been training all week along with doing a press conference that he done a week ago in Germany and attended the one today for Retribution in both English and German languages for the build up towards the Vantage match along with promoting WEW for Germany to bring more fans into wrestling. He continued to throw rocks at the policemen who couldn't do anything to Stefan but with the other people they got them handcuffed straight away. Stefan then turned towards the other cars that were not destroyed and does do a lot of damage to them.

Stefan Raab: Everyone seems to be forgetting that I am doing this match to promote the WEW German audience to a whole new level and even get WEW shown on telly as well nothing else and it had to be against a champion because it wouldn't make any sense whatsoever if I was wrestling against a nobody and wouldn't gain any fans from it. What do you wrestlers want me to do be selfish that I am helping your company grow and the wrestling business as well for Germany? Yeah that's what I thought because you Americans are selfish that the only reason why you all want to face Vantage in a match is for the stupid title that he is holding. Nothing else to help the company grow like me nothing. Will I consider wrestling another match? Maybe I will but I will see on that since you lot hate my guts a lot.

Stefan was nearly done doing the damage on the streets as he was nearly done talking about Vantage as well as he was quite enjoying this riot he got himself involved in and he came across another Vantage fan who gets in his face.

Vantage fan 2: You are going to be beaten so badly by my favourite wrestler in WEW known as Vantage. You are an asshole and a stupid fiancee as well that does nothing but talk about you.

Stefan Raab: Do you know what's stupid? You coming up with bullshit and Vantage has a pathetic girlfriend too I mean where is she nowadays ah yeah she quitted wrestling like a bitch and Fizz has a title shot against Ryan so she doesn't just talk about me. Vantage will end being a bitch when I have defeated him and he will be beaten up with his blood all over my chest like I will do with you now.

Stefan really beats the fuck out of this other Vantage fan as he clotheslined the fan straight onto the concrete and then he does his finisher again sending a direct message to Vantage that no one ever pisses a German fan off as he smashes a break to the fan's head and got him busted open as he wiped blood onto his other side of his shirt and speaks one more time.

Stefan Raab: All of these loser fans of yours got brutally beaten up by me because they are just too scared to put up a fight like Sayge Jemson was amongst other champions that weren't willing to take the challenge on scared of being embarrassed like you will be tomorrow night. Do you think I am scared of losing? Hell no I am not and well I don't fear nothing with my life on what I have done is more than what people could dream of doing in a life time in wrestling doing my TV shows with my TV Total and Schlag Den Raab show, Winning and taking part in sport events, Singing in the Eurovision Song Contest and actually became a host last year. A lot I have done haven't I? I feel ready and prepared to take you on Vantage. I don't give a shit if people say I don't have enough wrestling experience because clearly that doesn't matter to me at all because I will still kick Vantage's ass all over the dam arena. You are going to be Killerplauzed and Raabinated Vantage that's a dam fact.

The riot stopped completely now as Stefan had a smile on his face seeing all the people that are down as he walks over to the first Vantage fan putting his foot on his chest and put his hands in the air like he has won the match over him already and then walks away not even a mark left on Stefan's face or body as he was quite powerful during that riot as he goes back to the hotel room and got changed into his bed clothes and turns the light off to go to sleep for his big debut in WEW competing against Vantage already starting to dream about kicking his ass all over the arena.