Post by Tom Sykes on Jul 11, 2012 22:52:31 GMT
Tom Sykes's season review in bike racing and wrestling so far this year. Huddlesfield, England. Wednesday 11th July.
There was going to be a show on about Tom's season review in both bike racing in World Superbikes and Wrestling in WEW where he was achieving so much so quickly in his career as he had got six superpoles this season which was why his nickname was The Superpole King. Most people think it was about him being a stripper but it was about the amount of pole positions he had got in bike racing was what got him that name this year. Also he was king of the tag team division with Brutus Magnus as well as he really did take the support from the fans to a whole new level.
He came from being a low classed star in both sports last year to being one of the best riders and wrestlers to come from England and to succeed in both sports as well as no one in the history of bike racing has done wrestling at the same time and vice versa. There was one other person that was doing a lot of things at the same time that being his best friend Stefan Raab who he and Brutus trained up to take on against Vantage. He hadn't really met up with Stefan for ages but he plans to see him next week.
This week was such a big task for Tom Sykes as he got what he always wanted to go for the Heavyweight championship and Brutus promised him that if he had won it he would pass it over to Tom because Brutus already had a title before teaming up with Tom on winning the WWH Underground title in the past. Tom would wrestle Brutus but Brutus would let Tom pin him to become the heavyweight champion but they would be happy to wrestle each other even if it was just for one night.
Tom Sykes: Wow a chance to go for the Nathan Parker Heavyweight championship along with my tag partner Brutus as well? Damn is that even possible that both of us got the same chance?
Tom was of course gobsmacked by the whole thing as they were filming his career so far in both sports that he was in and it was going to be shown in America and in the UK along with the rest of the world as not many wrestling or bike racing fans know that Tom does more than one sport and it had all been kept a secret but it was about time for the media to know more about his success in both sports.
Tom Sykes: There shouldn't be anyone telling you out there that you can't succeed in both sports because if you can do well in one you can in the other and that's what I done so far in my career getting six Superpoles this year in bike racing and holding the tag team title in wrestling and there is two more things to go on that list. Being the World Superbike champion and being the Nathan Parker Heavyweight champion. That's why I am the Superpole king baby.
Tom showed his arrogant side there as that's what it was like when it came to wrestling as he was sitting on his sofa talking about his career so far but when he was bike racing. He was the cheeky jokey lad that was willing to sign anything to the bike racing fans as he knows he could connect with them a lot better than he could with the wrestling fans who straight out hated him and he didn't care as they finished filming his season in review so far as he setted off to go to America to wrestle the first person on his list the loudmouth Zak Diamond amongst the other six guys that were in the match.
Comedy Club. Providence, Rhode Island. Thursday 12th July.
Tom decided to try his hands on being a comedian as that was something he was known for in the World Superbike paddock as he always made at least someone laugh and that was partly the reason why he was in wrestling because his insults to the wrestlers were class even though he thought Brutus was much better at doing that then he was but he was learning all the time and he knows that Nathan put him and Brutus in the title match because they were friends with him along with Gods Against Men who The British Alliance had quite a liking to since they did help them win the match against Armada Latina and Ryan Cavallari last week on Adrenaline.
This week though it was every man for himself because of the title and only one man can become champion even if it means wrestling against his tag team partner Brutus Magnus but they would be up to wrestling against each other for one night but Tom waits to see what will happen with that as he's got to talk about Zak Diamond first before moving on to talking about his opponents including Brutus as Tom has a smirk on his face knowing he has a lot to say about the match.
Tom Sykes: Hello everyone. It's one half of the tag team champions here of Tom Sykes being apart of The British Alliance with Brutus Magnus who can't be here tonight because he has other things to do likewise on Stefan Raab as well who might be joining our team after his match with Angelica if things go to plan and if he can work out a deal to agree things on his contract. The door is always open for him. Right now though I am here to talk about the upcoming wrestling match up I got to do over in WEW a big wrestling company that I am going for the Nathan Parker Heavyweight championship.
Tom stopped talking for a while as he was a bit serious at the beginning but he had to talk about all the opponents that he might be facing after Zak Diamond but he had to talk about him first since he was first on the list of the opponents he had to talk about.
Tom Sykes: First on my list to talk about is a guy who talks so much crap out of his mouth talking about Brutus having anger issues known as Zak Diamond. You can talk can't you Zak that you have anger problems of your own and the meaning of you taking the mickey out of my nickname on being The Superpole King a stripper pole is not exactly what you think. I got the nickname because I have been getting pole positions in bike racing six times this year and only one rider has got one and that's Carlos Checa. Jealous because you can't do two sports and only do the one? Yeah thought so asshole with a big mouth or should I say assclown with that stupid Syndicate team he's in and I might as well go on about them as well.
The crowd kind of laughed at Tom as he was being quite funny the comedy stuff he was used to doing at a World Superbike paddock as he had to get things going as he didn't have a lot of time to talk in front of the crowd as it was in a pub nearby because they had an open comedy evening where anyone could join in and they were only allowed to chat for half an hour but that was long enough for Tom as he was only going to talk about the opponents that were in the match.
Tom Sykes: The next person on my list does happen to also be apart of this pathetic Syndicate team is known as Cash Johnson. Is that all you care about is wrestling for the money? God you are an idiot and you actually lost to Chance Rugani so what makes you worthy of being a top contender for this title? I mean fucking seriously Cash no one cares about the fancy cars and everything you have. Heck you got mentoring to do on this piece of shit on Sebastian Ping-pong oops I am sorry I meant Finochio who's mouth grows by the minute and he's a size of a two year old baby. Surely that will put focus off this tournament we got coming up wouldn't it? Oh yes it will and Stefan's cousin is going to destroy him badly.
He was of course talking about Jake Raab there who was in the Cutthroat tournament and then he went to move onto the last Syndicate member of Randy Orton which reminded him a lot on Brutus pinning him to win the tag team titles when he was teaming with Stefan's future opponent Angelica Monroe and of course he had plenty to say that.
Tom Sykes: Speaking about failing to beat me and Brutus for the tag team titles. I wouldn't be surprised if Randy Orton fails again Cash. You have such high praise for him and of course I respect the whole Orton/Raab connection for Cutthroat as Jake had to have a mentor but sadly he picked the one that he knows he teamed up with Angelica. How do you feel after getting defeated by me and Brutus for the tag team titles huh Randy? I bet you feel hurt right now and you call yourself The Viper? I didn't see any anger in you whatsoever well no surprise with that Kelly Kelly slut you got as your girlfriend now. Stupid snake person.
The crowd laughed at him as they thought that Tom was being really funny about the whole thing as even he was enjoying himself being at this comedy club in the pub where anyone could join in the fun and Tom just smiled looking forward on kicking Randy Orton's ass yet again as he moved onto the only person in the match that wasn't in a tag team known as Dolph Ziggler.
Tom Sykes: Oh the self proclaimed everyone's favourite heel. Not everyone likes you fucking idiot. I don't and Brutus don't with the arrogant mouth you have oh wait I already knew that being a washed up WWE star coming from The Stupid Squad to being a single wrestler. You haven't achieved anything here heck you been here longer than me and I have achieved a lot more than you have in WEW. So sad being you isn't it Dolph huh? You are such a loser that isn't in a team but the only one with a useless manager on Rielle Snyder. I hope that Brutus kicks your ass tomorrow night otherwise you would be facing against me and I know you wouldn't want to face me would you now Dolphy?
Crowd laughed again as he moved onto Gods Against Men tag team the only team that they had respect for in this tournament but it was every man for himself and Tom really didn't want to talk about them because they were friends with Nathan like Brutus and Tom were but he had to and he thought to start of with Ryan Jackson.
Tom Sykes: Dam it Ryan. You nearly costed me, Brutus and Alistar the tag match we had last week on you getting pinned in the match so quickly. What the fuck is wrong with you being on drugs or something? You are pathetic and the weak link of the team. Ever since you lost the Titan championship you haven't been the same and now you are another one of those people that are mentoring someone in the Cutthroat competition with a female? Oh fucking hell this is getting more and more fucked up everyday especially when Nathan is against females wrestling. You even lost to a female wrestler. Now that makes me laugh. While me and Brutus defeated loads of female wrestlers lately from Armada Latina to Angelica Monroe.
Tom knew that Ryan Jackson was just too easy to pick on as he only became relevant when Alistar King came along to team up with him to take out Kenzie Smith who was the GM at the time and they helped Nathan to win that match against him and it happened to be his last opponent on the list since he didn't class his tag team partner his rival.
Tom Sykes: I guess there is two kings in this match The Superpole King and Alistar King but I made that name in bike racing by having six pole positions so far this year that's how I earn't it but where did you earn your last name from? That's right nowhere and like Ryan you haven't really achieved that much here at all only helping Nathan to win while we win matches without Nathan helping us to win. We had Stefan taking care of Angelica while we faced her and Orton for the tag team titles but that's the only match he interrupted because he wanted to beat Angelica up not for us but for himself.
Crowd were clapping for Tom as he didn't really pay that much attention to them as he only had 5 more minutes to talk about his tag team partner on Brutus Magnus who he kind of didn't want to face but he knows that Brutus would take the fall and let Tom walk away with two titles around his waist and they were still going to be a team no matter what the result lies on the match.
Tom Sykes: Brutus we know that we will wrestle for ourselves no matter what. I am not going to say anything bad to you cos otherwise that stupid team waiting in the wings for us will see our tempers fly and we don't want that to happen. If we do face each other in the ring then all I got to say is good luck to you that's all I am saying on that subject.
Tom didn't really want to insult the man because if Cataclysm saw that Brutus and Tom didn't get along then they would see that they were an easy target to defeat each other so that was why Tom had to quickly move on and he had a few more minutes to say what the match meant to him and why.
Tom Sykes: I always get what I want and it so happens that I am in the heavyweight title match because me and Brutus go out there and wrestle for ourselves not for the fans like some people think. Do you know why I know I am ready to go out there and win this tournament on Adrenaline tomorrow night? Because I am always in pole position to win and I am The Superpole King and kings get their dreams come true and that's why I have a chance on winning this match. Nathan Parker Heavyweight title here I come cos this Superpole King is going to win it.
Tom then went off stage and then drank the rest of the orange juice that he brought on the bar earlier before he started his comedy stuff and then he went back to the hotel room to get some sleep dreaming about having two titles in his hands.
There was going to be a show on about Tom's season review in both bike racing in World Superbikes and Wrestling in WEW where he was achieving so much so quickly in his career as he had got six superpoles this season which was why his nickname was The Superpole King. Most people think it was about him being a stripper but it was about the amount of pole positions he had got in bike racing was what got him that name this year. Also he was king of the tag team division with Brutus Magnus as well as he really did take the support from the fans to a whole new level.
He came from being a low classed star in both sports last year to being one of the best riders and wrestlers to come from England and to succeed in both sports as well as no one in the history of bike racing has done wrestling at the same time and vice versa. There was one other person that was doing a lot of things at the same time that being his best friend Stefan Raab who he and Brutus trained up to take on against Vantage. He hadn't really met up with Stefan for ages but he plans to see him next week.
This week was such a big task for Tom Sykes as he got what he always wanted to go for the Heavyweight championship and Brutus promised him that if he had won it he would pass it over to Tom because Brutus already had a title before teaming up with Tom on winning the WWH Underground title in the past. Tom would wrestle Brutus but Brutus would let Tom pin him to become the heavyweight champion but they would be happy to wrestle each other even if it was just for one night.
Tom Sykes: Wow a chance to go for the Nathan Parker Heavyweight championship along with my tag partner Brutus as well? Damn is that even possible that both of us got the same chance?
Tom was of course gobsmacked by the whole thing as they were filming his career so far in both sports that he was in and it was going to be shown in America and in the UK along with the rest of the world as not many wrestling or bike racing fans know that Tom does more than one sport and it had all been kept a secret but it was about time for the media to know more about his success in both sports.
Tom Sykes: There shouldn't be anyone telling you out there that you can't succeed in both sports because if you can do well in one you can in the other and that's what I done so far in my career getting six Superpoles this year in bike racing and holding the tag team title in wrestling and there is two more things to go on that list. Being the World Superbike champion and being the Nathan Parker Heavyweight champion. That's why I am the Superpole king baby.
Tom showed his arrogant side there as that's what it was like when it came to wrestling as he was sitting on his sofa talking about his career so far but when he was bike racing. He was the cheeky jokey lad that was willing to sign anything to the bike racing fans as he knows he could connect with them a lot better than he could with the wrestling fans who straight out hated him and he didn't care as they finished filming his season in review so far as he setted off to go to America to wrestle the first person on his list the loudmouth Zak Diamond amongst the other six guys that were in the match.
Comedy Club. Providence, Rhode Island. Thursday 12th July.
Tom decided to try his hands on being a comedian as that was something he was known for in the World Superbike paddock as he always made at least someone laugh and that was partly the reason why he was in wrestling because his insults to the wrestlers were class even though he thought Brutus was much better at doing that then he was but he was learning all the time and he knows that Nathan put him and Brutus in the title match because they were friends with him along with Gods Against Men who The British Alliance had quite a liking to since they did help them win the match against Armada Latina and Ryan Cavallari last week on Adrenaline.
This week though it was every man for himself because of the title and only one man can become champion even if it means wrestling against his tag team partner Brutus Magnus but they would be up to wrestling against each other for one night but Tom waits to see what will happen with that as he's got to talk about Zak Diamond first before moving on to talking about his opponents including Brutus as Tom has a smirk on his face knowing he has a lot to say about the match.
Tom Sykes: Hello everyone. It's one half of the tag team champions here of Tom Sykes being apart of The British Alliance with Brutus Magnus who can't be here tonight because he has other things to do likewise on Stefan Raab as well who might be joining our team after his match with Angelica if things go to plan and if he can work out a deal to agree things on his contract. The door is always open for him. Right now though I am here to talk about the upcoming wrestling match up I got to do over in WEW a big wrestling company that I am going for the Nathan Parker Heavyweight championship.
Tom stopped talking for a while as he was a bit serious at the beginning but he had to talk about all the opponents that he might be facing after Zak Diamond but he had to talk about him first since he was first on the list of the opponents he had to talk about.
Tom Sykes: First on my list to talk about is a guy who talks so much crap out of his mouth talking about Brutus having anger issues known as Zak Diamond. You can talk can't you Zak that you have anger problems of your own and the meaning of you taking the mickey out of my nickname on being The Superpole King a stripper pole is not exactly what you think. I got the nickname because I have been getting pole positions in bike racing six times this year and only one rider has got one and that's Carlos Checa. Jealous because you can't do two sports and only do the one? Yeah thought so asshole with a big mouth or should I say assclown with that stupid Syndicate team he's in and I might as well go on about them as well.
The crowd kind of laughed at Tom as he was being quite funny the comedy stuff he was used to doing at a World Superbike paddock as he had to get things going as he didn't have a lot of time to talk in front of the crowd as it was in a pub nearby because they had an open comedy evening where anyone could join in and they were only allowed to chat for half an hour but that was long enough for Tom as he was only going to talk about the opponents that were in the match.
Tom Sykes: The next person on my list does happen to also be apart of this pathetic Syndicate team is known as Cash Johnson. Is that all you care about is wrestling for the money? God you are an idiot and you actually lost to Chance Rugani so what makes you worthy of being a top contender for this title? I mean fucking seriously Cash no one cares about the fancy cars and everything you have. Heck you got mentoring to do on this piece of shit on Sebastian Ping-pong oops I am sorry I meant Finochio who's mouth grows by the minute and he's a size of a two year old baby. Surely that will put focus off this tournament we got coming up wouldn't it? Oh yes it will and Stefan's cousin is going to destroy him badly.
He was of course talking about Jake Raab there who was in the Cutthroat tournament and then he went to move onto the last Syndicate member of Randy Orton which reminded him a lot on Brutus pinning him to win the tag team titles when he was teaming with Stefan's future opponent Angelica Monroe and of course he had plenty to say that.
Tom Sykes: Speaking about failing to beat me and Brutus for the tag team titles. I wouldn't be surprised if Randy Orton fails again Cash. You have such high praise for him and of course I respect the whole Orton/Raab connection for Cutthroat as Jake had to have a mentor but sadly he picked the one that he knows he teamed up with Angelica. How do you feel after getting defeated by me and Brutus for the tag team titles huh Randy? I bet you feel hurt right now and you call yourself The Viper? I didn't see any anger in you whatsoever well no surprise with that Kelly Kelly slut you got as your girlfriend now. Stupid snake person.
The crowd laughed at him as they thought that Tom was being really funny about the whole thing as even he was enjoying himself being at this comedy club in the pub where anyone could join in the fun and Tom just smiled looking forward on kicking Randy Orton's ass yet again as he moved onto the only person in the match that wasn't in a tag team known as Dolph Ziggler.
Tom Sykes: Oh the self proclaimed everyone's favourite heel. Not everyone likes you fucking idiot. I don't and Brutus don't with the arrogant mouth you have oh wait I already knew that being a washed up WWE star coming from The Stupid Squad to being a single wrestler. You haven't achieved anything here heck you been here longer than me and I have achieved a lot more than you have in WEW. So sad being you isn't it Dolph huh? You are such a loser that isn't in a team but the only one with a useless manager on Rielle Snyder. I hope that Brutus kicks your ass tomorrow night otherwise you would be facing against me and I know you wouldn't want to face me would you now Dolphy?
Crowd laughed again as he moved onto Gods Against Men tag team the only team that they had respect for in this tournament but it was every man for himself and Tom really didn't want to talk about them because they were friends with Nathan like Brutus and Tom were but he had to and he thought to start of with Ryan Jackson.
Tom Sykes: Dam it Ryan. You nearly costed me, Brutus and Alistar the tag match we had last week on you getting pinned in the match so quickly. What the fuck is wrong with you being on drugs or something? You are pathetic and the weak link of the team. Ever since you lost the Titan championship you haven't been the same and now you are another one of those people that are mentoring someone in the Cutthroat competition with a female? Oh fucking hell this is getting more and more fucked up everyday especially when Nathan is against females wrestling. You even lost to a female wrestler. Now that makes me laugh. While me and Brutus defeated loads of female wrestlers lately from Armada Latina to Angelica Monroe.
Tom knew that Ryan Jackson was just too easy to pick on as he only became relevant when Alistar King came along to team up with him to take out Kenzie Smith who was the GM at the time and they helped Nathan to win that match against him and it happened to be his last opponent on the list since he didn't class his tag team partner his rival.
Tom Sykes: I guess there is two kings in this match The Superpole King and Alistar King but I made that name in bike racing by having six pole positions so far this year that's how I earn't it but where did you earn your last name from? That's right nowhere and like Ryan you haven't really achieved that much here at all only helping Nathan to win while we win matches without Nathan helping us to win. We had Stefan taking care of Angelica while we faced her and Orton for the tag team titles but that's the only match he interrupted because he wanted to beat Angelica up not for us but for himself.
Crowd were clapping for Tom as he didn't really pay that much attention to them as he only had 5 more minutes to talk about his tag team partner on Brutus Magnus who he kind of didn't want to face but he knows that Brutus would take the fall and let Tom walk away with two titles around his waist and they were still going to be a team no matter what the result lies on the match.
Tom Sykes: Brutus we know that we will wrestle for ourselves no matter what. I am not going to say anything bad to you cos otherwise that stupid team waiting in the wings for us will see our tempers fly and we don't want that to happen. If we do face each other in the ring then all I got to say is good luck to you that's all I am saying on that subject.
Tom didn't really want to insult the man because if Cataclysm saw that Brutus and Tom didn't get along then they would see that they were an easy target to defeat each other so that was why Tom had to quickly move on and he had a few more minutes to say what the match meant to him and why.
Tom Sykes: I always get what I want and it so happens that I am in the heavyweight title match because me and Brutus go out there and wrestle for ourselves not for the fans like some people think. Do you know why I know I am ready to go out there and win this tournament on Adrenaline tomorrow night? Because I am always in pole position to win and I am The Superpole King and kings get their dreams come true and that's why I have a chance on winning this match. Nathan Parker Heavyweight title here I come cos this Superpole King is going to win it.
Tom then went off stage and then drank the rest of the orange juice that he brought on the bar earlier before he started his comedy stuff and then he went back to the hotel room to get some sleep dreaming about having two titles in his hands.