Post by Konrad Raab on Aug 25, 2012 11:14:38 GMT
Robots attack California. Los Angeles, California. Saturday 25th August.
It was time to do something completely different and that was to get into a robot and destroying the city. Stefan had done something like this before only this time the robots were told not to hit innocent people but they could destroy the city as there was more than two robots fighting as well as Stefan was controlling Soundwave while the other people were controlling the likes of Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Starscream who was on Stefan's team, Ratchet and Cliffjumper. It was clearly an advantage to Autobots because there was a few more of them than with the Deceptions and the Autobots were the good guys trying not to destroy the city while the Deceptions were going to destroy the city.
It was sort of a movie plot taking set in the middle of Los Angeles town centre for the 4th movie of Transformers and Stefan was invited to take part in the movie as the robots were all set to go in this fight but this time it was Autobots fighting for America while the Deceptions were fighting for Europe and the director said action and all the robots started fighting each other and while they do. Stefan has a lot of things to talk about while he was involved in the transformers 4 film taping.
Stefan Raab: Look at this America. Because of you stupid dimwits that think you claim to be the best country in the world for wrestling. You all caused this to happen to have us Europeans fighting against the Americans. What a very weak country it is that we can easily destroy the city. I am using Soundwave as the robot I am controlling and my partner is Soundscream. Sound familiar to you Dante, Carmen Rivera, Young Mennie and The Krunk? Yes that's right a tag team match where you pathetic losers think you all deserve this chance for the tag team titles when you don't especially Dante and The Krunk who only just come in the wrestling business and get spots like that while the rest of us had to work hard to get a chance to go for the tag team titles.
It was chaotic right now in the town centre as the robots were destroying buildings like there wasn't anything that was going to stop them even if it was just a movie plot that Stefan had been invited to take part in just mainly for promotion reasons on hyping APW Shockwave Pay Per View up as it was nations against nations this time in the movie seeing that in the tag match Stefan has got coming up involved a lot of people and of course they were all going to be against Stefan and Yarmouth because they weren't American but of course it was something Stefan had to take in being given this chance to not blow it. So far the Autobots were winning over Deceptions as they were all coming to blows with each other and Stefan with his Soundwave robot kept having battles with Optimus Prime. Stefan just continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: Let's see who I got to start with. Ah yes a Japanese weirdo of Dante. OK so I know you aren't American and that's good on your part but the problem with Japanese people is that they are into this fantasy world of computer games and not actually caring about the world itself but you Japanese people are smart but not as smart as me or Yarmouth for that matter seeing that you seem to be the smallest guy in the match that I can break in the ring in a matter of seconds. Aww you want to go and kill yourself do you? That's what typical emos usually do. You will most likely be destroyed by me causing you to go goodbye into hell that you will rot in. You may say that I cost us to win the tag match on Meltdown but the matter of fact is that I couldn't trust Michael Lively or your tag partner on Carmen Rivera because they pissed me off in Michael's case more than once. What's the point of teaming with them if I can't trust them hey?
Now I go onto the biggest screw up in wrestling history on Carmen Rivera. I still want a single's match against you after screwing me of a title win that I should've won and still been champion right now but no you was being a greedy cow and wanting to win the title only that failed with Michael Lively beating your ass. Big American flop you are especially when I have defeated Michael in a match and you haven't. Last week you called me an untalented wrestler. Hello I defeated Young Mennie and Michael Lively these last three weeks silly slutty hoe. Now you nicked someone's kid just because you couldn't defeat Michael? Just disgusting you are. I didn't do jackshit to you and I am still wondering why the fuck you decide to cost me the North American title? Heck you and Dante barely get along already so I can see this team being a complete fuck up from the word go.
The robots were going really crazy as Stefan decides to have a bit of a break from talking about the match especially when Shockwave the robot he was controlling kept being knocked down all the time by Optimus Prime but Stefan got the robot to lift Optimus by his head and threw him into a building which goes into pieces and goes up in flames as Optimus gets up and tries to beat up Soundwave but it got stronger and ended up beating down on Optimus while Starscream had a good old battle with Bumblebee and then suddenly Ratchet started attacking Soundwave and throws the robot onto the road hard. They continue to battle each other out onto the floor as it was a good strap between Europeans and the Americans.
Stefan Raab: Now I move onto some freak known as The Krunk. Why do you hide behind a mask? Is it because you are far too ugly to look at without one on? That's pathetic typical American behaviour hiding themselves away from the crowd. I wasn't impressed at all with your performance last week in the tag team match. In fact you was a joke in the ring. You couldn't wrestle out of a paper bag let alone surviving in this tag team match with me and Yarmouth. You are just like Dante coming in and thinking you have earn't your spot straight away in this tag match but you really haven't at all. I have had to work my ass off to get there but you just came along and done a few matches and you are at the Pay Per View. Makes me sick.
Then I have someone who thought it was clever to attack me last week because I defeated him in our rematch we had recently the weed smoker on Young Mennie. You know if you carry on talking crap and smoking weed is going to get you into a lot of trouble? You seriously need to be drug tested before this match even begins because you are just fucking weird all the time and you don't seem like you are dedicated to the wrestling business like at all. You are really pathetic and a coward seeing that you was too afraid to attack me face to face but it's alright because I understand that you are scared of me and that's why I just have to set you a good example on you never to do that again stupid American prick. I am fed up of seeing you in the ring all the time and even facing you that I am going to destroy you first chance I get.
Stefan was clearly mad about Young Mennie attacking him from behind as he was having a lot of fun battling the other robots and most of them are down and out for the count right about now as Stefan had a lot of things to say regarding the potential draft he might be involved in and talking a little bit about his team as well. Clearly already being a full time team that Stefan and Yarmouth are the favourites to win while the rest of the teams seem to be a one off thing but Stefan had nothing against Yarmouth at all and that was why they were teaming up as a team known as The European Invasion because both of them come from Europe and it reminded of his friends being in a British team in a different company too. Soundwave was beginning to get stronger and begins to speak to Stefan.
Soundwave: Are you done talking yet Stefan? I am getting bored here and I want you to help me fight off these robots that I am meant to be fighting?
Stefan Raab: No I haven't. I got more things to talk about but I battle with a few right now. Stupid Americans are going to pay for what they have done to me recently.
Soundwave: You said it Stefan. Heroes usually die when they try too hard.
Stefan was doing as he was told on battling a few robots using Soundwave and he sees Soundwave's partner Soundscream getting beaten down badly but Soundwave comes to the rescue and gets bumblebee off Soundscream and starts beating down on it. Optimus Prime and Ratchet were completely out of it as the robots were lying there being quite weak and ran out of electricity. Stefan was enjoying playing apart of this movie role as being one of the bad guys and the Europeans known as Deceptions were now winning over the American robots which were known as Autobots.
Stefan Raab: You see. That's exactly how the match is going to end tomorrow night with the Americans being down and out due to their weaken state of me and Yarmouth being Europeans that we are taking out the trash because quite frankly we need more European wrestlers in wrestling asides from likes of Crown Jules, Phil Atken and Keaton Saint. That's why The European Invasion tag team was born because there was lack of them and I have nothing against the British wrestlers because at least they don't make wrestling a joke like the Americans are making it. Although I have to live in this piece of shit country now because of my training I have here in California. That still doesn't mean I am going to love living in America.
I hate the country as a whole and that's why me and Yarmouth get along so well because we know that America sucks as a whole in more ways than one. Now moving onto the whole draft thing that is coming up. I am going to prove to both GM's of Meltdown and Asylum that I believe I deserve a spot on that Asylum roster tomorrow night. Heck I am going to attempt to make it to the next show of Asylum regardless if you like it or not Reginald Schmidt because I want to see for myself on how talented your roster is since quite frankly most of the Overdrive wrestlers suck and certainly not somewhere I would want to go at all. Sadly I have to wait until after Shockwave to see if I will be one of them or not but surely my time on moving up is coming sooner rather than later and same with Yarmouth as well.
Lots of buildings and trees were destroyed by the deceptions of Soundwave and Soundscream throwing each of the robots through the buildings and it was almost becoming extremely close to the Staples Centre somewhere they were not allowed to destroy because it was a real building as most of the buildings that the robots have destroyed were just made up ones that were only exclusively for the movie.
Soundwave: Some good shit you are talking about there Stefan.
Stefan Raab: Good shit that is the truth Soundwave for tomorrow's wrestling Pay Per View event of almost the same name as you.
Soundwave: What there is actually a wrestling event tomorrow night named after me?
Stefan Raab: Almost but it's called Shockwave. It kind of relates to your name hence why I picked you to control with.
Soundwave: Oh yes it does now come on and help me beat these robots up and stop the talking.
Stefan Raab: I will but I got a few more things to say first before I continue this fight Soundwave.
Stefan actually wanted to get involved in this battle a bit more but he knew he had a lot more stuff to say including the match up that he has coming up against two other teams in a elimination match which he had almost forgot although he could do a bit more trash talking again more on Carmen Rivera and Young Mennie the people he wanted in the ring the most compared to the other two wrestlers of Dante and The Krunk who weren't that irrelevant for Stefan to talk about as the robots were going crazy more with Soundwave and Starscream had just completely knocked out Cliffhanger and there was one more robot left to be defeated. Bumblebee as The European Robots were dominating over the American robots.
Stefan Raab: I almost forgot that it isn't just a regular tag team match. It's an elimination tag match where you have to make sure that each member of the team is eliminated and that's even better because you have to work as a team to do that and that's exactly what me and Yarmouth are going to do seeing that we are the future of the tag team division because after Shockwave unlike you waste of space teams. We are a team that will stay together no matter what happens with this draft after Shockwave PPV next week. I will still be there for Yarmouth regardless. I want to eliminate Carmen and Young Mennie first because they both attacked me from behind like cowards the pair of them are and also they have cost me matches as well.
Yes I am including that match that you almost cost me last week on Meltdown, Young Mennie on attacking me from behind and me almost not able to do the tag match so I will make sure that you will get eliminated first and then Carmen and then the other two unknown people of The Krunk and Dante. You know a lot of people aren't interested in Dante and Carmen Rivera, Young Mennie and The Krunk. People want to see The European Invasion win this match and face Noble Hart for the tag team titles. Keep those titles warm guys because me and Yarmouth are going to get those titles after we have eliminated these wannabe tag teams we got to face. The European Invasion is coming to APW and it all starts this weekend.
Also I am more than aware about Yarmouth may not make it to this PPV but I tell you that I can wrestle on my own seeing that I have been trained in a lot of handicap matches as of late and I can take each one of you out just like that. The Europeans will win the match because Americans have had loads of chances of the tag team titles and we are just going to eliminate you all one by one. Tomorrow night on Shockwave all of you have to be prepared to be Raabinated by The Europeans.
Stefan fought for a little bit until he had knocked out Bumblebee claiming The European robots the winners of the fight against the American robots as that was going to be the outcome of the match tomorrow or so it seemed as the robots were finished fighting and they had won as the camera crew told them to cut meaning the scene that Stefan was doing to promote the PPV was finished as he then was done for the day as it was just a one off thing as after the robots turned back into cars again. Stefan went off to go and do his own thing before heading off back to Anaheim where he lived seeing the PPV was an hour away to get some sleep next to Fizz.
It was time to do something completely different and that was to get into a robot and destroying the city. Stefan had done something like this before only this time the robots were told not to hit innocent people but they could destroy the city as there was more than two robots fighting as well as Stefan was controlling Soundwave while the other people were controlling the likes of Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Starscream who was on Stefan's team, Ratchet and Cliffjumper. It was clearly an advantage to Autobots because there was a few more of them than with the Deceptions and the Autobots were the good guys trying not to destroy the city while the Deceptions were going to destroy the city.
It was sort of a movie plot taking set in the middle of Los Angeles town centre for the 4th movie of Transformers and Stefan was invited to take part in the movie as the robots were all set to go in this fight but this time it was Autobots fighting for America while the Deceptions were fighting for Europe and the director said action and all the robots started fighting each other and while they do. Stefan has a lot of things to talk about while he was involved in the transformers 4 film taping.
Stefan Raab: Look at this America. Because of you stupid dimwits that think you claim to be the best country in the world for wrestling. You all caused this to happen to have us Europeans fighting against the Americans. What a very weak country it is that we can easily destroy the city. I am using Soundwave as the robot I am controlling and my partner is Soundscream. Sound familiar to you Dante, Carmen Rivera, Young Mennie and The Krunk? Yes that's right a tag team match where you pathetic losers think you all deserve this chance for the tag team titles when you don't especially Dante and The Krunk who only just come in the wrestling business and get spots like that while the rest of us had to work hard to get a chance to go for the tag team titles.
It was chaotic right now in the town centre as the robots were destroying buildings like there wasn't anything that was going to stop them even if it was just a movie plot that Stefan had been invited to take part in just mainly for promotion reasons on hyping APW Shockwave Pay Per View up as it was nations against nations this time in the movie seeing that in the tag match Stefan has got coming up involved a lot of people and of course they were all going to be against Stefan and Yarmouth because they weren't American but of course it was something Stefan had to take in being given this chance to not blow it. So far the Autobots were winning over Deceptions as they were all coming to blows with each other and Stefan with his Soundwave robot kept having battles with Optimus Prime. Stefan just continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: Let's see who I got to start with. Ah yes a Japanese weirdo of Dante. OK so I know you aren't American and that's good on your part but the problem with Japanese people is that they are into this fantasy world of computer games and not actually caring about the world itself but you Japanese people are smart but not as smart as me or Yarmouth for that matter seeing that you seem to be the smallest guy in the match that I can break in the ring in a matter of seconds. Aww you want to go and kill yourself do you? That's what typical emos usually do. You will most likely be destroyed by me causing you to go goodbye into hell that you will rot in. You may say that I cost us to win the tag match on Meltdown but the matter of fact is that I couldn't trust Michael Lively or your tag partner on Carmen Rivera because they pissed me off in Michael's case more than once. What's the point of teaming with them if I can't trust them hey?
Now I go onto the biggest screw up in wrestling history on Carmen Rivera. I still want a single's match against you after screwing me of a title win that I should've won and still been champion right now but no you was being a greedy cow and wanting to win the title only that failed with Michael Lively beating your ass. Big American flop you are especially when I have defeated Michael in a match and you haven't. Last week you called me an untalented wrestler. Hello I defeated Young Mennie and Michael Lively these last three weeks silly slutty hoe. Now you nicked someone's kid just because you couldn't defeat Michael? Just disgusting you are. I didn't do jackshit to you and I am still wondering why the fuck you decide to cost me the North American title? Heck you and Dante barely get along already so I can see this team being a complete fuck up from the word go.
The robots were going really crazy as Stefan decides to have a bit of a break from talking about the match especially when Shockwave the robot he was controlling kept being knocked down all the time by Optimus Prime but Stefan got the robot to lift Optimus by his head and threw him into a building which goes into pieces and goes up in flames as Optimus gets up and tries to beat up Soundwave but it got stronger and ended up beating down on Optimus while Starscream had a good old battle with Bumblebee and then suddenly Ratchet started attacking Soundwave and throws the robot onto the road hard. They continue to battle each other out onto the floor as it was a good strap between Europeans and the Americans.
Stefan Raab: Now I move onto some freak known as The Krunk. Why do you hide behind a mask? Is it because you are far too ugly to look at without one on? That's pathetic typical American behaviour hiding themselves away from the crowd. I wasn't impressed at all with your performance last week in the tag team match. In fact you was a joke in the ring. You couldn't wrestle out of a paper bag let alone surviving in this tag team match with me and Yarmouth. You are just like Dante coming in and thinking you have earn't your spot straight away in this tag match but you really haven't at all. I have had to work my ass off to get there but you just came along and done a few matches and you are at the Pay Per View. Makes me sick.
Then I have someone who thought it was clever to attack me last week because I defeated him in our rematch we had recently the weed smoker on Young Mennie. You know if you carry on talking crap and smoking weed is going to get you into a lot of trouble? You seriously need to be drug tested before this match even begins because you are just fucking weird all the time and you don't seem like you are dedicated to the wrestling business like at all. You are really pathetic and a coward seeing that you was too afraid to attack me face to face but it's alright because I understand that you are scared of me and that's why I just have to set you a good example on you never to do that again stupid American prick. I am fed up of seeing you in the ring all the time and even facing you that I am going to destroy you first chance I get.
Stefan was clearly mad about Young Mennie attacking him from behind as he was having a lot of fun battling the other robots and most of them are down and out for the count right about now as Stefan had a lot of things to say regarding the potential draft he might be involved in and talking a little bit about his team as well. Clearly already being a full time team that Stefan and Yarmouth are the favourites to win while the rest of the teams seem to be a one off thing but Stefan had nothing against Yarmouth at all and that was why they were teaming up as a team known as The European Invasion because both of them come from Europe and it reminded of his friends being in a British team in a different company too. Soundwave was beginning to get stronger and begins to speak to Stefan.
Soundwave: Are you done talking yet Stefan? I am getting bored here and I want you to help me fight off these robots that I am meant to be fighting?
Stefan Raab: No I haven't. I got more things to talk about but I battle with a few right now. Stupid Americans are going to pay for what they have done to me recently.
Soundwave: You said it Stefan. Heroes usually die when they try too hard.
Stefan was doing as he was told on battling a few robots using Soundwave and he sees Soundwave's partner Soundscream getting beaten down badly but Soundwave comes to the rescue and gets bumblebee off Soundscream and starts beating down on it. Optimus Prime and Ratchet were completely out of it as the robots were lying there being quite weak and ran out of electricity. Stefan was enjoying playing apart of this movie role as being one of the bad guys and the Europeans known as Deceptions were now winning over the American robots which were known as Autobots.
Stefan Raab: You see. That's exactly how the match is going to end tomorrow night with the Americans being down and out due to their weaken state of me and Yarmouth being Europeans that we are taking out the trash because quite frankly we need more European wrestlers in wrestling asides from likes of Crown Jules, Phil Atken and Keaton Saint. That's why The European Invasion tag team was born because there was lack of them and I have nothing against the British wrestlers because at least they don't make wrestling a joke like the Americans are making it. Although I have to live in this piece of shit country now because of my training I have here in California. That still doesn't mean I am going to love living in America.
I hate the country as a whole and that's why me and Yarmouth get along so well because we know that America sucks as a whole in more ways than one. Now moving onto the whole draft thing that is coming up. I am going to prove to both GM's of Meltdown and Asylum that I believe I deserve a spot on that Asylum roster tomorrow night. Heck I am going to attempt to make it to the next show of Asylum regardless if you like it or not Reginald Schmidt because I want to see for myself on how talented your roster is since quite frankly most of the Overdrive wrestlers suck and certainly not somewhere I would want to go at all. Sadly I have to wait until after Shockwave to see if I will be one of them or not but surely my time on moving up is coming sooner rather than later and same with Yarmouth as well.
Lots of buildings and trees were destroyed by the deceptions of Soundwave and Soundscream throwing each of the robots through the buildings and it was almost becoming extremely close to the Staples Centre somewhere they were not allowed to destroy because it was a real building as most of the buildings that the robots have destroyed were just made up ones that were only exclusively for the movie.
Soundwave: Some good shit you are talking about there Stefan.
Stefan Raab: Good shit that is the truth Soundwave for tomorrow's wrestling Pay Per View event of almost the same name as you.
Soundwave: What there is actually a wrestling event tomorrow night named after me?
Stefan Raab: Almost but it's called Shockwave. It kind of relates to your name hence why I picked you to control with.
Soundwave: Oh yes it does now come on and help me beat these robots up and stop the talking.
Stefan Raab: I will but I got a few more things to say first before I continue this fight Soundwave.
Stefan actually wanted to get involved in this battle a bit more but he knew he had a lot more stuff to say including the match up that he has coming up against two other teams in a elimination match which he had almost forgot although he could do a bit more trash talking again more on Carmen Rivera and Young Mennie the people he wanted in the ring the most compared to the other two wrestlers of Dante and The Krunk who weren't that irrelevant for Stefan to talk about as the robots were going crazy more with Soundwave and Starscream had just completely knocked out Cliffhanger and there was one more robot left to be defeated. Bumblebee as The European Robots were dominating over the American robots.
Stefan Raab: I almost forgot that it isn't just a regular tag team match. It's an elimination tag match where you have to make sure that each member of the team is eliminated and that's even better because you have to work as a team to do that and that's exactly what me and Yarmouth are going to do seeing that we are the future of the tag team division because after Shockwave unlike you waste of space teams. We are a team that will stay together no matter what happens with this draft after Shockwave PPV next week. I will still be there for Yarmouth regardless. I want to eliminate Carmen and Young Mennie first because they both attacked me from behind like cowards the pair of them are and also they have cost me matches as well.
Yes I am including that match that you almost cost me last week on Meltdown, Young Mennie on attacking me from behind and me almost not able to do the tag match so I will make sure that you will get eliminated first and then Carmen and then the other two unknown people of The Krunk and Dante. You know a lot of people aren't interested in Dante and Carmen Rivera, Young Mennie and The Krunk. People want to see The European Invasion win this match and face Noble Hart for the tag team titles. Keep those titles warm guys because me and Yarmouth are going to get those titles after we have eliminated these wannabe tag teams we got to face. The European Invasion is coming to APW and it all starts this weekend.
Also I am more than aware about Yarmouth may not make it to this PPV but I tell you that I can wrestle on my own seeing that I have been trained in a lot of handicap matches as of late and I can take each one of you out just like that. The Europeans will win the match because Americans have had loads of chances of the tag team titles and we are just going to eliminate you all one by one. Tomorrow night on Shockwave all of you have to be prepared to be Raabinated by The Europeans.
Stefan fought for a little bit until he had knocked out Bumblebee claiming The European robots the winners of the fight against the American robots as that was going to be the outcome of the match tomorrow or so it seemed as the robots were finished fighting and they had won as the camera crew told them to cut meaning the scene that Stefan was doing to promote the PPV was finished as he then was done for the day as it was just a one off thing as after the robots turned back into cars again. Stefan went off to go and do his own thing before heading off back to Anaheim where he lived seeing the PPV was an hour away to get some sleep next to Fizz.