Post by Brutus Magnus on Aug 31, 2012 1:33:31 GMT
First match in TNA against Shark Boy. Orlando, Florida. Thursday December 11th 2008.
Back in December in two thousand and eight. Brutus made his debut as a wrestler in TNA and he was facing up against Shark Boy who was known for his highflying moves in the wrestling ring but Brutus was an unknown talent that was making his debut on that date. They started the match with lots of basic moves like a wristlock and Brutus lifted Shark Boy off his feet to take him down and gets him in all of these submission moves what a usual wrestler does and then they get up and Shark boy does an hurricanrana on Brutus and that stunned him a little bit because it came out of nowhere and then does a dropkick on Brutus sending him to the ground with the crowd cheering Shark Boy on at the time.
Shark Boy then got up the turnbuckle and then done the missile drop kick on Brutus and then Shark had Brutus in a submission move in a Mexican surfboard style and then he had to let go of the hold as there is only so much time you can hold in with the move and then Brutus got up and done a scoop slam on Shark boy and then he gave him the clothesline only for Shark to give Brutus the pin fall which he kicked out of when it was just the two count. This had gotten Brutus a little bit frustrated as that nearly cost him to lose the match with the sneaky move that Shark did to him. Shark was dominating the match because Brutus was a complete rookie to the wrestling business and gave him a few punches to the chest of Shark boy to get him a bit wounded.
This was then the turning point of the whole match as Shark was clearly the favourite to win the match because he had done the most moves until he was caught into a suplex by Brutus and then he picked him to use his finisher which was called Tormentum which was a Twisting Samoan drop move that he used on Shark boy and then he went for the pin to the three count claiming Brutus the winner of the match in a big upset against all the odds were on Shark Boy to win only Brutus was clever and smart as he was known as The Modern Day Gladiator back then and he done the open challenge to any TNA wrestler in the back for the next show and he didn't know who he was going to be facing at the time so he just left the ring with a win in the bag.
Wrestling business talk with Stefan. Anaheim, California. Thursday 30th August.
It was time for Brutus to discuss wrestling business with Stefan as he was still learning with the wrestling life style and he could tell that Stefan was struggling with the whole twitter war business that he was currently having but he wasn't at Stefan's and Fizz's house to talk about that as he wanted to give him some advice about the upcoming tag team title match he has got in an different company that he won at the Shockwave Pay Per View on Sunday night. Brutus knew that the last title match Stefan had was the fact he was screwed out of a title shot and he had that worry of it happening again but that's where Brutus came in as he wanted to help Stefan with the whole thing as he sees the nerves he was currently having as they were sitting on the sofa chatting about the wrestling business while Fizz was with Matthäus in his bedroom.
Brutus Magnus: Dude. You need to relax buddy. Look I know you are worried about being screwed yet again for the title but when you are in a tag match. That's far less likely to happen than it would in a single's match.
Stefan Raab: I can't Brutus. I just can't help but to think that me and Yarmouth are going to get screwed over yet again because of what's happened in the past. I mean you know about the match where I had to prove myself again when I had the North American title shot and they tried to screw me with that only I turned the odds there.
Brutus Magnus: Are you forgetting that after Monday that you are no longer with that brand that you had to prove yourself twice in?
Stefan thought that Brutus had a good point as he was recently drafted away from this Meltdown brand to go on the Asylum brand which for him was a blessing because that was the only thing that stopped him from wrestling in the Monday Night Starrdom show that he was surely going to make his debut in soon but there was a lot of work to be done before Stefan could start wrestling on the show especially with this arrogant attitude he still had to work on as he had gotten into a lot of trouble with it as he could even be fired if he carried on the way he is but that was something that he needed to work on in the near time.
Stefan still couldn't believe that he had won the match for him and Yarmouth and formed a tag team known as The European Invasion and he was improving a lot as a wrestler and he takes every word in that Brutus was saying to him as it was all a new experience for him but of course Stefan had to talk about Brutus's match with Cassidy as well as he begins to do so.
Stefan Raab: Yeah you are right that me and Yarmouth are on a different brand now compared to back then. Don't forget about your match as well against Cassidy. I know you must be pissed about not wrestling for two weeks on the trot but this rest must've done you some good right?
Brutus Magnus: You should know by now Stefan that I want to beat people up every single day non fucking stop. You just keep doing a good job in the wrestling ring while I got this Canadian slut to deal with and capture that tag team title which was mine and Tom's in the first place and I am sure he's going to be down at ringside watching me kick ass. I got to go and prepare for this match I got on Sunday. You just take care of yourself and just relax and enjoy the match you got. Say hi to Fizz and Matthäus for me.
Stefan Raab: Of course I will Brutus. See you again soon buddy. Bye.
Brutus left the house as Fizz came out of the bedroom holding Matthäus in her arms only for Stefan to spend more time with him as they were being a family right now something that both of them should've done from the beginning more on Stefan as he had been too interested in getting into twitter fights than caring about his son as Brutus catches his plane straight to Seattle, Washington so he can already be there for the Beach Brawl match he has with Cassidy at the weekend.
Smashing cat ornaments up. Seattle, Washington. Saturday 1st September.
Brutus had laid out some cat ornaments in the house he was renting for the week and he had brought a remote control car that he could use for smashing as Brutus wanted to get a little creative with something like that especially when it came to him not having a match for two weeks in a row. Now he knows how Tom felt when he didn't have two matches in a row when he and Tom started. Originally Brutus was going to use Tom's motorbike to destroy the ornaments but his team wouldn't allow it and that was why plans had to be changed. The cat ornaments were breakable and he had placed them all over the garden with even a ramp so the car can jump where the ornament was placed on top of the tree.
He was pissed off and heck he had plans on burning a flag down as well as he really did enjoy what Stefan did with the American one only this time it was a Canadian one as he put batteries in the car and was practising on moving the remote control car which looked like this the one he brought from the shop.
And the cat ornaments looked like this.
He was just having a bit of fun with the car as he had never done something like this before but if it was to destroy things then that's what Brutus was after all hence the brutal nature he had with his wrestling style and he couldn't wait to get his hands on Cassidy the girl who seemed to be a real geek and he feels that she is scared of following him back on twitter because of the stuff he has been saying to her. Brutus found Cassidy to be really weird and he carries on practising with the remote control car and begins to speak about the match.
Brutus Magnus: My oh my how much rotten luck you have had ever since Paula left the company for you to wrestle the tag titles on your own and how much that you both actually suck in the ring. That win you got over us was a fluke even if you walked away with the titles that night. I aim to get those titles back because we were the first team ever to hold those tag team titles outside of America and Canada the first European team to do so while all the other teams were from America. That's what I hate about the wrestling business is the fact that most of the wrestlers are American or Canadian. Come on WEW recruit more people that aren't from those countries for goodness sake honestly.
Brutus had enough of practising with the remote control car and decides to get ready to smash things.
Brutus Magnus: Get ready to be smashed motherfuckers.
Brutus was controlling the car and he speeded up the car and got it to smash most of the ornaments that were placed on the track that he had made earlier. It was a style of a track that reminded him of one of the Moto GP tracks in Spain and he put the car in full speed and the sound of them smashing one by one and then he stopped the car so he could save more of the smashing later.
Brutus Magnus: All you keep tweeting about is how sucky GIW company is. First of all nobody gives a flying fuck about them seeing that they are completely irrelevant to the match and second of all you seem to be in a world of fantasizing about geeky things about a science guy. It really shows how much you really care about the wrestling business doesn't it? You just don't give a flying fuck about anything oh I forgot about the double date you had with Paula and Nathaniel although that had seemed to have changed now with you sticking to one person. Good for you but I really don't have anyone in a relationship because they are a waste of god dam time and girls just get in the way with everything.
He didn't care for relationships because he wasn't the kind of guy to get into them especially that he preferred to stay as a single man and living the way he wants to as he moved the car again just having some fun before smashing into more of the cat ornaments.
Brutus Magnus: You hear the smashes of the ornaments Cassidy? That's going to be the sound of you screaming in pain for mercy and you are going to love every minute of it.
Brutus was imagining in his head that it was Cassidy that was getting smashed in the ring badly by Brutus seeing that he was a man and men had more chance of winning in a match especially in a one on one situation than girls do and he actually hated Canada a lot more than America because of some of the French people living there as he actually had a Canadian flag in the house that he was going to burn in a bit so maybe he can get her to be pissed off and really think about the wrestling match a bit more as he thought that Cassidy wasn't taking it seriously on wrestling against him in fact he saw that none of her tweets were about wrestling at all.
It was more about her being in a relationship with Nathaniel than anything as Brutus thought that she was sad to only care about that and not becoming a tag team champion with someone she has to pick. That was another thing that Brutus had an advantage on was that he already had a tag team partner and could possibly be down the ring area and watch the match. He moved the car again and smashing a lot more ornaments until he turned the car to the ramp and stops the car there as he wanted to do that in a moment.
Brutus Magnus: You enjoying the show Cassidy? All of the smashing and the pieces you see on the floor is going to be your body at the end of our match and never you should see to belong in a wrestling ring again since you suck so bad at it and I bet you will get back with Paula as well seeing that's your only friend that you have and will ever have as well. At least I don't have problems on picking on who I want to hold this tag team title unlike you but I suppose you will pick Paula anyway since you love to kiss her backside so much. Where I am concerned I don't do that with Tom's as he's always out racing all the time with his other job that he has. Which reminds me you copied Tom on doing music and other usual shit wrestlers do. So unoriginal.
Brutus has heard of Cassidy's music and he just broke the CD because it sounded so bad and he didn't take too keen on Sayge's music either as he thought that Sayge sounded just as bad as Cassidy did. Suddenly while he was going to move the car to do more smashing. Tom walked in the house and was wondering what was going on.
Tom Sykes: Wow Brutus. This looks awesome and a perfect track layout but what are you doing?
Brutus Magnus: Having a bit of fun with the cat ornaments well since Cassidy is a pussy after all and her former tag team name had the word cat in it. You want to see this remote control car? Let me bring it here.
Brutus moved the car towards Tom to show him what he was doing with it and Tom really liked Brutus's idea just to have it more entertaining and then he sees that the Canadian flag along with the lighter was on the floor too away from the track he had built in the garden in the house he rented out since he was banned from every hotel because of his burning experiences he had.
Tom Sykes: That's so cool to play with little toys Brutus. That's really so bloody creative. Wait these cat ornaments are overweight aren't they?
Brutus Magnus: Have you forgotten that Cassidy has admitted that she has been overweight and losing a lot of it to be in the ring with me?
Tom Sykes: I hadn't thought of that seeing that she seems to be eating too much crappy junk food that they have in Canada the piece of shit country that it is.
Brutus hadn't even gotten to that point about Cassidy being overweight as he had heard a lot of talk going around that she was losing a lot of weight to be in the wrestling ring when she should've lost it way before she joined WEW which was something Stefan at least did before he had his first match against Vantage. He saw that Tom wanted to have a go with the remote control car.
Brutus Magnus: Just drive the thing just for a bit and then I want to smash more ornaments up seeing that's what I like to do. Don't smash the ornaments up.
So Brutus handed over the remote to Tom so he could drive the car about for a while as Brutus had a lot more to say about the match especially regarding something that Tom had pointed out the weight problem which he had almost forgotten about completely with that as he could deal with overweighted women seeing that she was one and he just watches how Tom was controlling the car.
Brutus Magnus: You know Tom did bring up a good point about you admitting that you are overweight. That's exactly what I expected from a stupid Canadian wrestler like you because it means that you are completely useless and you just don't know what to eat when it comes to wrestling matches. I am a completely different wrestler when it comes to single matches because you are meeting the most psychopathic wrestler that you have ever faced in the ring in your life something which well I doubt you can fucking handle especially with more tricks I got up my sleeve. Clearly I have an advantage on winning over you in this silly match up that I got to do because you was too selfish to hand me and Tom the titles already.
Tom was having a lot of fun controlling the car as he was bored as there was no racing or testing going on this weekend so he thought to pop a visit to Brutus's rented house and hang out for a while and they hadn't met Stefan's new friend yet but they know that was going to take sometime seeing that they only had recently became friends. Tom gave the controller back to Brutus and moves it to the ramp and stops it there for now.
Brutus Magnus: Bombs away.
Tom was wondering what Brutus was going to do and why the ramp was placed in the middle of the track until he saw the ornament that was placed on the tree and he turned the speed on the controller to fast as Brutus was moving the car and it jumped from the ramp onto the ornament that was on the tree and it hit right in the middle with the car right side up when it landed along with the ornament pieces falling down from the tree. Tom clapped Brutus for putting on an entertaining show as there as loads more of the cat ornaments to be smashed on the track he made out in the garden. It wasn't a scalextric track. It was a full on hands made track that he planned himself.
Brutus Magnus: Yes I called you a pussy because you aren't anywhere near my league seeing that you think you got a win over me wait no you didn't because that was a tag team match not a single's match and heck you didn't pin me because you got afraid of me and that's why you are going to be destroyed in the ring because I am a brutal fighter that does nothing but fight all day long. I don't put up with relationships and dates with girls because all I do is fight and taking people out for the count that's what a REAL wrestler does not going off fussing about with blokes that looks like that he's about to be hit by a train and also the fact that you play video games all day stupid geek. Do you even do training for a wrestling match? I don't think that hits your brain at all.
Brutus even thought about getting this girl to be kicked in the head as he thought it was a disgrace on her on putting computer games and his husband Nathaniel first before wrestling as Cassidy reminded Brutus way too much of that Armada Latina tag team that they are due to face pretty soon in a proper match up and that was why they need the tag team titles to defend against them as Cassidy has only one more chance with them as so does Brutus and he couldn't fuck this up. He then carried on smashing the rest of the ornaments that were left on the track with the car that he was driving while Tom was just enjoying the view of Brutus driving the car as he loved the sound of the smashing of the overweighted cat ornaments that he had placed.
Tom then put the flag on the track and by the time the car got over the finishing line. Tom had an idea before Brutus was going to burn the Canadian flag.
Tom Sykes: Hey Brutus. I got a brilliant idea before you burn the flag.
Brutus Magnus: What is it Tom?
Tom Sykes: What about if you ran the car over the flag with tyre marks on it?
Brutus Magnus: Actually that's not a bad idea Tom.
Brutus gets the car from the concreted track onto the grass where it has been raining overnight and put a lot of mud on the tyres and then drives the car back onto the track where Tom had already placed the flag right in the middle of the track where the start and finish line was and he rams the car over the flag with a lot of mud on it especially over the leaf where it hurt most Canadians the most.
Brutus Magnus: Oh no that's not all I am going to do to your treasured country flag Cassidy. You remember when Stefan burned the American flag down? That's going to happen the same way but this time I am going to do it behind closed doors because Canada is one of the countries me and Tom hate you see because they have full of a French decent and French people we hate the most over America which means we hate Canada more than America itself. Canadians are just so full of themselves aren't they not caring about anything but themselves and the sight of them looking French sickens me a lot. Canadians are even more stupider than the Americans actually come to think of it. Do you know a song called Blame Canada from the South Park movie?
Brutus was really going to push it but that's the psycho nature that he had inside of him and he was born with it as he was talking more than usual but he was full on serious about this match and clearly he hadn't been more serious than he was already as he ran the car over with more dirt on it and even had dog poo on it as that made Brutus and Tom laugh.
Tom Sykes: Oh my god that looks like a perfect flag right now with mud and dog poo on it. That flag sticks of shit.
Brutus Magnus: As well as the country itself.
Brutus wasn't going to burn the flag just yet as he had a few more words to say for his match against Cassidy tomorrow as he was enjoying having the Canadian flag filled with mud and dog poo that he picked up from the grass that the car was on earlier as it was a perfect effect as Brutus just laughed his head off because he enjoyed to run the flag down with the car. His eyes were like on fire and he sees fire rushing down to his blood because he enjoyed to fight so much especially on a woman which he didn't mind beating up.
Brutus Magnus: Me and Tom want the tag team titles more than anyone else does including you Cassidy because at least we know what we are going to do next and that we both are much better wrestlers than you. I haven't been wrestling for two weeks and that alone makes me angry because I don't want to rest. All I do is fight everyday even in the streets sometimes because it makes me feel good about myself along with the next thing I am going to do and that's burning the Canadian flag because burning things is something I love to do also. You are going to wave goodbye to this flag today and then tomorrow you are going to say good riddance to the tag team titles that you hold for yourself because you clearly don't need them as bad as we do.
Brutus took a break as he dropped the Canadian flag on the floor and goes on the floor and lights the flag up and it burns quite quickly especially with the mud and the dog crap on it as Brutus and Tom just watch it burn down as Brutus wasn't done but he nearly was as he was getting into this match a little bit more now as he remembers that he had to be on Adrenaline to announce his tag team partner after Beach Brawl but like he needed to announce who that was when clearly that would be Tom Sykes who will hold the other tag team title.
Tom Sykes: That was a good burn of the flag and good on smashing all the ornaments up as well.
Brutus Magnus: That was pretty fun I got to admit now go inside my friend as I got more things to say to this Canadian hoe.
Tom goes in the house and sits down as Brutus wanted to stand outside in this garden alone as he sees flames going down a lot and the flag was completely burned to pieces that it ended up being and he was enjoying every minute of it.
Brutus Magnus: Pathetic little Canadian slut is going to be beaten up so bad that she will not be left standing tomorrow and be injured for the count. Oh yes Cassidy I want to break every bone in your body and I so wish I could use steal chair to your skull because you are stupid as fuck but I have to stick to the rules and just bash your head in against the turnbuckle so you can be busted open and people will be able to see your skull and you will pass out in the middle of the ring because of the amount of blood that will pour from your head. Tomorrow night I am going to pin you for the three count and make sure that you won't ever get close to the tag team titles again if you have the tits to beat me.
Brutus was done on talking about the match as he took the remote control car into the house and closed the doors as it was starting to rain outside which was too late to put the fire out since it was already out after Brutus said his last words to Cassidy as he just watched the rain pour down while Tom was watching TV before he went off to sleep in the spare room that was in the house because there was two bedrooms that Brutus rented out. Brutus then stopped looking out of the window to watch the rain go down and he heads off to bed himself to get himself a well earned rest for the match up the next day.
Back in December in two thousand and eight. Brutus made his debut as a wrestler in TNA and he was facing up against Shark Boy who was known for his highflying moves in the wrestling ring but Brutus was an unknown talent that was making his debut on that date. They started the match with lots of basic moves like a wristlock and Brutus lifted Shark Boy off his feet to take him down and gets him in all of these submission moves what a usual wrestler does and then they get up and Shark boy does an hurricanrana on Brutus and that stunned him a little bit because it came out of nowhere and then does a dropkick on Brutus sending him to the ground with the crowd cheering Shark Boy on at the time.
Shark Boy then got up the turnbuckle and then done the missile drop kick on Brutus and then Shark had Brutus in a submission move in a Mexican surfboard style and then he had to let go of the hold as there is only so much time you can hold in with the move and then Brutus got up and done a scoop slam on Shark boy and then he gave him the clothesline only for Shark to give Brutus the pin fall which he kicked out of when it was just the two count. This had gotten Brutus a little bit frustrated as that nearly cost him to lose the match with the sneaky move that Shark did to him. Shark was dominating the match because Brutus was a complete rookie to the wrestling business and gave him a few punches to the chest of Shark boy to get him a bit wounded.
This was then the turning point of the whole match as Shark was clearly the favourite to win the match because he had done the most moves until he was caught into a suplex by Brutus and then he picked him to use his finisher which was called Tormentum which was a Twisting Samoan drop move that he used on Shark boy and then he went for the pin to the three count claiming Brutus the winner of the match in a big upset against all the odds were on Shark Boy to win only Brutus was clever and smart as he was known as The Modern Day Gladiator back then and he done the open challenge to any TNA wrestler in the back for the next show and he didn't know who he was going to be facing at the time so he just left the ring with a win in the bag.
Wrestling business talk with Stefan. Anaheim, California. Thursday 30th August.
It was time for Brutus to discuss wrestling business with Stefan as he was still learning with the wrestling life style and he could tell that Stefan was struggling with the whole twitter war business that he was currently having but he wasn't at Stefan's and Fizz's house to talk about that as he wanted to give him some advice about the upcoming tag team title match he has got in an different company that he won at the Shockwave Pay Per View on Sunday night. Brutus knew that the last title match Stefan had was the fact he was screwed out of a title shot and he had that worry of it happening again but that's where Brutus came in as he wanted to help Stefan with the whole thing as he sees the nerves he was currently having as they were sitting on the sofa chatting about the wrestling business while Fizz was with Matthäus in his bedroom.
Brutus Magnus: Dude. You need to relax buddy. Look I know you are worried about being screwed yet again for the title but when you are in a tag match. That's far less likely to happen than it would in a single's match.
Stefan Raab: I can't Brutus. I just can't help but to think that me and Yarmouth are going to get screwed over yet again because of what's happened in the past. I mean you know about the match where I had to prove myself again when I had the North American title shot and they tried to screw me with that only I turned the odds there.
Brutus Magnus: Are you forgetting that after Monday that you are no longer with that brand that you had to prove yourself twice in?
Stefan thought that Brutus had a good point as he was recently drafted away from this Meltdown brand to go on the Asylum brand which for him was a blessing because that was the only thing that stopped him from wrestling in the Monday Night Starrdom show that he was surely going to make his debut in soon but there was a lot of work to be done before Stefan could start wrestling on the show especially with this arrogant attitude he still had to work on as he had gotten into a lot of trouble with it as he could even be fired if he carried on the way he is but that was something that he needed to work on in the near time.
Stefan still couldn't believe that he had won the match for him and Yarmouth and formed a tag team known as The European Invasion and he was improving a lot as a wrestler and he takes every word in that Brutus was saying to him as it was all a new experience for him but of course Stefan had to talk about Brutus's match with Cassidy as well as he begins to do so.
Stefan Raab: Yeah you are right that me and Yarmouth are on a different brand now compared to back then. Don't forget about your match as well against Cassidy. I know you must be pissed about not wrestling for two weeks on the trot but this rest must've done you some good right?
Brutus Magnus: You should know by now Stefan that I want to beat people up every single day non fucking stop. You just keep doing a good job in the wrestling ring while I got this Canadian slut to deal with and capture that tag team title which was mine and Tom's in the first place and I am sure he's going to be down at ringside watching me kick ass. I got to go and prepare for this match I got on Sunday. You just take care of yourself and just relax and enjoy the match you got. Say hi to Fizz and Matthäus for me.
Stefan Raab: Of course I will Brutus. See you again soon buddy. Bye.
Brutus left the house as Fizz came out of the bedroom holding Matthäus in her arms only for Stefan to spend more time with him as they were being a family right now something that both of them should've done from the beginning more on Stefan as he had been too interested in getting into twitter fights than caring about his son as Brutus catches his plane straight to Seattle, Washington so he can already be there for the Beach Brawl match he has with Cassidy at the weekend.
Smashing cat ornaments up. Seattle, Washington. Saturday 1st September.
Brutus had laid out some cat ornaments in the house he was renting for the week and he had brought a remote control car that he could use for smashing as Brutus wanted to get a little creative with something like that especially when it came to him not having a match for two weeks in a row. Now he knows how Tom felt when he didn't have two matches in a row when he and Tom started. Originally Brutus was going to use Tom's motorbike to destroy the ornaments but his team wouldn't allow it and that was why plans had to be changed. The cat ornaments were breakable and he had placed them all over the garden with even a ramp so the car can jump where the ornament was placed on top of the tree.
He was pissed off and heck he had plans on burning a flag down as well as he really did enjoy what Stefan did with the American one only this time it was a Canadian one as he put batteries in the car and was practising on moving the remote control car which looked like this the one he brought from the shop.
And the cat ornaments looked like this.
He was just having a bit of fun with the car as he had never done something like this before but if it was to destroy things then that's what Brutus was after all hence the brutal nature he had with his wrestling style and he couldn't wait to get his hands on Cassidy the girl who seemed to be a real geek and he feels that she is scared of following him back on twitter because of the stuff he has been saying to her. Brutus found Cassidy to be really weird and he carries on practising with the remote control car and begins to speak about the match.
Brutus Magnus: My oh my how much rotten luck you have had ever since Paula left the company for you to wrestle the tag titles on your own and how much that you both actually suck in the ring. That win you got over us was a fluke even if you walked away with the titles that night. I aim to get those titles back because we were the first team ever to hold those tag team titles outside of America and Canada the first European team to do so while all the other teams were from America. That's what I hate about the wrestling business is the fact that most of the wrestlers are American or Canadian. Come on WEW recruit more people that aren't from those countries for goodness sake honestly.
Brutus had enough of practising with the remote control car and decides to get ready to smash things.
Brutus Magnus: Get ready to be smashed motherfuckers.
Brutus was controlling the car and he speeded up the car and got it to smash most of the ornaments that were placed on the track that he had made earlier. It was a style of a track that reminded him of one of the Moto GP tracks in Spain and he put the car in full speed and the sound of them smashing one by one and then he stopped the car so he could save more of the smashing later.
Brutus Magnus: All you keep tweeting about is how sucky GIW company is. First of all nobody gives a flying fuck about them seeing that they are completely irrelevant to the match and second of all you seem to be in a world of fantasizing about geeky things about a science guy. It really shows how much you really care about the wrestling business doesn't it? You just don't give a flying fuck about anything oh I forgot about the double date you had with Paula and Nathaniel although that had seemed to have changed now with you sticking to one person. Good for you but I really don't have anyone in a relationship because they are a waste of god dam time and girls just get in the way with everything.
He didn't care for relationships because he wasn't the kind of guy to get into them especially that he preferred to stay as a single man and living the way he wants to as he moved the car again just having some fun before smashing into more of the cat ornaments.
Brutus Magnus: You hear the smashes of the ornaments Cassidy? That's going to be the sound of you screaming in pain for mercy and you are going to love every minute of it.
Brutus was imagining in his head that it was Cassidy that was getting smashed in the ring badly by Brutus seeing that he was a man and men had more chance of winning in a match especially in a one on one situation than girls do and he actually hated Canada a lot more than America because of some of the French people living there as he actually had a Canadian flag in the house that he was going to burn in a bit so maybe he can get her to be pissed off and really think about the wrestling match a bit more as he thought that Cassidy wasn't taking it seriously on wrestling against him in fact he saw that none of her tweets were about wrestling at all.
It was more about her being in a relationship with Nathaniel than anything as Brutus thought that she was sad to only care about that and not becoming a tag team champion with someone she has to pick. That was another thing that Brutus had an advantage on was that he already had a tag team partner and could possibly be down the ring area and watch the match. He moved the car again and smashing a lot more ornaments until he turned the car to the ramp and stops the car there as he wanted to do that in a moment.
Brutus Magnus: You enjoying the show Cassidy? All of the smashing and the pieces you see on the floor is going to be your body at the end of our match and never you should see to belong in a wrestling ring again since you suck so bad at it and I bet you will get back with Paula as well seeing that's your only friend that you have and will ever have as well. At least I don't have problems on picking on who I want to hold this tag team title unlike you but I suppose you will pick Paula anyway since you love to kiss her backside so much. Where I am concerned I don't do that with Tom's as he's always out racing all the time with his other job that he has. Which reminds me you copied Tom on doing music and other usual shit wrestlers do. So unoriginal.
Brutus has heard of Cassidy's music and he just broke the CD because it sounded so bad and he didn't take too keen on Sayge's music either as he thought that Sayge sounded just as bad as Cassidy did. Suddenly while he was going to move the car to do more smashing. Tom walked in the house and was wondering what was going on.
Tom Sykes: Wow Brutus. This looks awesome and a perfect track layout but what are you doing?
Brutus Magnus: Having a bit of fun with the cat ornaments well since Cassidy is a pussy after all and her former tag team name had the word cat in it. You want to see this remote control car? Let me bring it here.
Brutus moved the car towards Tom to show him what he was doing with it and Tom really liked Brutus's idea just to have it more entertaining and then he sees that the Canadian flag along with the lighter was on the floor too away from the track he had built in the garden in the house he rented out since he was banned from every hotel because of his burning experiences he had.
Tom Sykes: That's so cool to play with little toys Brutus. That's really so bloody creative. Wait these cat ornaments are overweight aren't they?
Brutus Magnus: Have you forgotten that Cassidy has admitted that she has been overweight and losing a lot of it to be in the ring with me?
Tom Sykes: I hadn't thought of that seeing that she seems to be eating too much crappy junk food that they have in Canada the piece of shit country that it is.
Brutus hadn't even gotten to that point about Cassidy being overweight as he had heard a lot of talk going around that she was losing a lot of weight to be in the wrestling ring when she should've lost it way before she joined WEW which was something Stefan at least did before he had his first match against Vantage. He saw that Tom wanted to have a go with the remote control car.
Brutus Magnus: Just drive the thing just for a bit and then I want to smash more ornaments up seeing that's what I like to do. Don't smash the ornaments up.
So Brutus handed over the remote to Tom so he could drive the car about for a while as Brutus had a lot more to say about the match especially regarding something that Tom had pointed out the weight problem which he had almost forgotten about completely with that as he could deal with overweighted women seeing that she was one and he just watches how Tom was controlling the car.
Brutus Magnus: You know Tom did bring up a good point about you admitting that you are overweight. That's exactly what I expected from a stupid Canadian wrestler like you because it means that you are completely useless and you just don't know what to eat when it comes to wrestling matches. I am a completely different wrestler when it comes to single matches because you are meeting the most psychopathic wrestler that you have ever faced in the ring in your life something which well I doubt you can fucking handle especially with more tricks I got up my sleeve. Clearly I have an advantage on winning over you in this silly match up that I got to do because you was too selfish to hand me and Tom the titles already.
Tom was having a lot of fun controlling the car as he was bored as there was no racing or testing going on this weekend so he thought to pop a visit to Brutus's rented house and hang out for a while and they hadn't met Stefan's new friend yet but they know that was going to take sometime seeing that they only had recently became friends. Tom gave the controller back to Brutus and moves it to the ramp and stops it there for now.
Brutus Magnus: Bombs away.
Tom was wondering what Brutus was going to do and why the ramp was placed in the middle of the track until he saw the ornament that was placed on the tree and he turned the speed on the controller to fast as Brutus was moving the car and it jumped from the ramp onto the ornament that was on the tree and it hit right in the middle with the car right side up when it landed along with the ornament pieces falling down from the tree. Tom clapped Brutus for putting on an entertaining show as there as loads more of the cat ornaments to be smashed on the track he made out in the garden. It wasn't a scalextric track. It was a full on hands made track that he planned himself.
Brutus Magnus: Yes I called you a pussy because you aren't anywhere near my league seeing that you think you got a win over me wait no you didn't because that was a tag team match not a single's match and heck you didn't pin me because you got afraid of me and that's why you are going to be destroyed in the ring because I am a brutal fighter that does nothing but fight all day long. I don't put up with relationships and dates with girls because all I do is fight and taking people out for the count that's what a REAL wrestler does not going off fussing about with blokes that looks like that he's about to be hit by a train and also the fact that you play video games all day stupid geek. Do you even do training for a wrestling match? I don't think that hits your brain at all.
Brutus even thought about getting this girl to be kicked in the head as he thought it was a disgrace on her on putting computer games and his husband Nathaniel first before wrestling as Cassidy reminded Brutus way too much of that Armada Latina tag team that they are due to face pretty soon in a proper match up and that was why they need the tag team titles to defend against them as Cassidy has only one more chance with them as so does Brutus and he couldn't fuck this up. He then carried on smashing the rest of the ornaments that were left on the track with the car that he was driving while Tom was just enjoying the view of Brutus driving the car as he loved the sound of the smashing of the overweighted cat ornaments that he had placed.
Tom then put the flag on the track and by the time the car got over the finishing line. Tom had an idea before Brutus was going to burn the Canadian flag.
Tom Sykes: Hey Brutus. I got a brilliant idea before you burn the flag.
Brutus Magnus: What is it Tom?
Tom Sykes: What about if you ran the car over the flag with tyre marks on it?
Brutus Magnus: Actually that's not a bad idea Tom.
Brutus gets the car from the concreted track onto the grass where it has been raining overnight and put a lot of mud on the tyres and then drives the car back onto the track where Tom had already placed the flag right in the middle of the track where the start and finish line was and he rams the car over the flag with a lot of mud on it especially over the leaf where it hurt most Canadians the most.
Brutus Magnus: Oh no that's not all I am going to do to your treasured country flag Cassidy. You remember when Stefan burned the American flag down? That's going to happen the same way but this time I am going to do it behind closed doors because Canada is one of the countries me and Tom hate you see because they have full of a French decent and French people we hate the most over America which means we hate Canada more than America itself. Canadians are just so full of themselves aren't they not caring about anything but themselves and the sight of them looking French sickens me a lot. Canadians are even more stupider than the Americans actually come to think of it. Do you know a song called Blame Canada from the South Park movie?
Brutus was really going to push it but that's the psycho nature that he had inside of him and he was born with it as he was talking more than usual but he was full on serious about this match and clearly he hadn't been more serious than he was already as he ran the car over with more dirt on it and even had dog poo on it as that made Brutus and Tom laugh.
Tom Sykes: Oh my god that looks like a perfect flag right now with mud and dog poo on it. That flag sticks of shit.
Brutus Magnus: As well as the country itself.
Brutus wasn't going to burn the flag just yet as he had a few more words to say for his match against Cassidy tomorrow as he was enjoying having the Canadian flag filled with mud and dog poo that he picked up from the grass that the car was on earlier as it was a perfect effect as Brutus just laughed his head off because he enjoyed to run the flag down with the car. His eyes were like on fire and he sees fire rushing down to his blood because he enjoyed to fight so much especially on a woman which he didn't mind beating up.
Brutus Magnus: Me and Tom want the tag team titles more than anyone else does including you Cassidy because at least we know what we are going to do next and that we both are much better wrestlers than you. I haven't been wrestling for two weeks and that alone makes me angry because I don't want to rest. All I do is fight everyday even in the streets sometimes because it makes me feel good about myself along with the next thing I am going to do and that's burning the Canadian flag because burning things is something I love to do also. You are going to wave goodbye to this flag today and then tomorrow you are going to say good riddance to the tag team titles that you hold for yourself because you clearly don't need them as bad as we do.
Brutus took a break as he dropped the Canadian flag on the floor and goes on the floor and lights the flag up and it burns quite quickly especially with the mud and the dog crap on it as Brutus and Tom just watch it burn down as Brutus wasn't done but he nearly was as he was getting into this match a little bit more now as he remembers that he had to be on Adrenaline to announce his tag team partner after Beach Brawl but like he needed to announce who that was when clearly that would be Tom Sykes who will hold the other tag team title.
Tom Sykes: That was a good burn of the flag and good on smashing all the ornaments up as well.
Brutus Magnus: That was pretty fun I got to admit now go inside my friend as I got more things to say to this Canadian hoe.
Tom goes in the house and sits down as Brutus wanted to stand outside in this garden alone as he sees flames going down a lot and the flag was completely burned to pieces that it ended up being and he was enjoying every minute of it.
Brutus Magnus: Pathetic little Canadian slut is going to be beaten up so bad that she will not be left standing tomorrow and be injured for the count. Oh yes Cassidy I want to break every bone in your body and I so wish I could use steal chair to your skull because you are stupid as fuck but I have to stick to the rules and just bash your head in against the turnbuckle so you can be busted open and people will be able to see your skull and you will pass out in the middle of the ring because of the amount of blood that will pour from your head. Tomorrow night I am going to pin you for the three count and make sure that you won't ever get close to the tag team titles again if you have the tits to beat me.
Brutus was done on talking about the match as he took the remote control car into the house and closed the doors as it was starting to rain outside which was too late to put the fire out since it was already out after Brutus said his last words to Cassidy as he just watched the rain pour down while Tom was watching TV before he went off to sleep in the spare room that was in the house because there was two bedrooms that Brutus rented out. Brutus then stopped looking out of the window to watch the rain go down and he heads off to bed himself to get himself a well earned rest for the match up the next day.