Post by Konrad Raab on Sept 7, 2012 16:20:12 GMT
Trying to regain his memory back. Anahiem, California. Friday 7th September.
It was time for Fizz his fiancée to help remind him about the upcoming match on Asylum on Sunday night making his debut along with Yarmouth his tag team partner and Shane Borderland who was going for the heavyweight title. They were sitting in the house talking about the upcoming match Stefan has with Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins. Fizz begins to speak as they were in a dark living room because she felt it was better for him to talk in his situation.
The Fizz: Stefan. You made it into the big leagues.
Stefan Raab: What do you mean by that?
The Fizz: You being off Meltdown and wrestling on the Asylum brand now. How many times have I got to remind you about that?
Stefan's memory was completely gone as he couldn't remember anything right now including the tag title shot he had won at Shockwave and the recent drafting of going to Asylum as well. He had his hands on his face trying to remember everything that Fizz told him about the match and he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Fizz. You know that my memory is completely fucked at the moment. Heck I don't even know who I am facing this week on this Asylum brand. Please tell me what's going on.
The Fizz: I been trying to tell you for the last few days that your opponents are going to be against Jair Hopkins and Johnny Sykes in a tag match with Yarmouth in a Meltdown Alumni match. If that last bit didn't get through your head then I am sure it will right now.
Stefan Raab: Oh the alumni means that I have left Meltdown and moved towards this Asylum show you told me about?
The Fizz: Exactly and it sounds like Jair Hopkins and Johnny Sykes have too although I don't remember Johnny being there. Now you have to prove your worth against them and impress the general manager like I know you can. Also you got to keep fit for the tag team title match you have coming up as well.
Stefan Raab: What tag team title match? Is that happening Sunday night?
The Fizz: No it isn't Stefan because the champions are Noble Hart known as Chris Hart and Kurt Noble not Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins. They aren't even a full time team like you and Yarmouth are with The European Invasion team that you are with. Now come on and get a move on as we got to get this plane to Hawaii where you will be wrestling on Sunday night.
Stefan didn't talk much as he was trying to remember things and that was why he needed Fizz at the moment to help him remember things about the match up he was going to take part in as they took the plane to Hawaii and they rented out a house near the beach away from being in a hotel and they unpack their things before going straight off to sleep.
Crushing insects. Honolulu, Hawaii. Saturday 8th September.
He had seen something on TV recently that someone went to crush the big large insect only that the man instead went to hit the reports so he thought to do the same thing by actually buying a large fly swatter from the little island shop that he was in as he then went into a dark cinema place where he prefer things to be dark at the moment because it helped him remember a lot of things as he discovered rather than with lights on because he was becoming a nasty evil person even though there was lights with the cinema screen but that was the only light. Some people may say that he maybe a vampire but he was a normal person with a memory loss.
He had a lot of things to say about his opponents that Fizz kept telling him about on Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins as the movie was like Bugs Life but it was actual humans touching the insects as Stefan watches the movie for a while until he begins to speak about the match.
Stefan Raab: Mine and Yarmouth's first ever debut on Asylum opponents are going to be against Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins hey? Alright that's fine with us seeing that we can handle anything in the ring as true European wrestlers we are compared to you American jokes that think you have the best wrestling in the world? Well not to me because as far as I know. I don't remember any of you being on Meltdown well sort of with Jair but not you Johnny so why in gods name are you apart of this match is beyond me. Both of you make your country a joke by losing your title shots at Shockwave. Do you know what me and Yarmouth did? Against all the odds stacked against us. We won the match and we earned those tag team title shots something you both failed to win the Pro Life now known as the Suicidal Championship title.
It does mean that both of you just cannot be accepted into the Asylum brand like at all and showing the world just how weak you both have become with the wrestling business. No one has achieved as much as me and Yarmouth have in our short time in Action Packed Wrestling OK Yarmouth has been around longer than I have but he's improved on his wrestling a lot lately like I have as well. Both of you are just fucking garbage in the ring. Yes I have managed to catch a few Asylum tapings before and none of you are good enough to defeat us. Even that M&M tag team are better than you both combined. Come on we all know fresh meat usually end up better than the old rotted fish that needs to be chucked in the bin for the upcoming new stars on the arise to success in the wrestling business. Just look at what I am going to do next.
Stefan sees some insects with a couple of people that ended up looking like Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins and then he got this large red fly swatter meant to be aiming at the big fly but he smacked at the one man that ended up covered in bug slime and he seemed to pick a blond guy which was Johnny Sykes as the cinema man paused the film and the people were looking at Stefan as to why the film was paused.
Stefan Raab: Whoops I went to hit the fly and instead I went to hit a blond guy named Johnny Sykes. Pathetic excuse for a man you are that you seem to love hanging around your former tag partner on David Xavier Christensen. Don't you have any other friends in the wrestling business or are you a loner like some of these wrestlers around here? No one knows or wants to care about David since he is completely irrelevant to not being in APW. Come on everyone knows that and he most likely can't cut it here anyway just like you can't Johnny. Tell me one thing that you have done since you joined APW? I can't think of one thing since you suck ass badly in the ring makes me feel that you are a weak link in the team for sure.
No need to be upset Johnny because there is no shame on being a weakling in the ring seeing that you aim to lose matches more than actually winning them and being the all prankster shit you seem to have going on. I don't fall for little boy's tricks that easily because unlike you. I am not a kid seeing that I am a lot older than you and seemly a lot bigger and stronger than you as well. You mean nothing to me or Yarmouth in this upcoming match up especially you weren't a true Meltdown wrestler as far as I heard from a lot of people as of late. You are just put there just for the fun of it. Keep pretending that you are a man when you are just a little boy that just came out of school.
Stefan then sees another person on the cinema screen and he smacks the person with the fly swatter and lots of slime comes out of the Jair Hopkins lookalike and it pours down to the cinema floor as Stefan just laughs and continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: Now I remember you freak. You are that guy that I pinned once for the chance to go for the North American title right? You are worse than Johnny actually at least he has achieved something in his career while you are just another jobber wrestler that is in mine and Yarmouth's way on achieving greatness. You are a nobody around here Jair Hopkins. In fact your first name does suit of a certain character in Star Wars seeing that's how you end up looking like that Blinks character every single day since you wake up every mornings. How am I not surprised about that and the fact that you used to play hop scotch with the rest of your home boys at school back when you was a kid.
Heck you still act like a kid around wrestling as well as Johnny does only worse that you smoke weed just like Young Mennie does too. Do you know what drugs do to you? Kill you and end your life like how I almost ended Mennie in the tag team match back at Shockwave Pay Per View event all those weeks ago. That's how me and Yarmouth got to Asylum by impressing for the German GM known as Reginald Schmidt. I met him earlier today and he seems like an decent guy someone I can get along with. Not you though not a chance in hell. Hell I thought you moved up to Asylum far too early sure you won your match but that was against a new wrestler who is nowhere in sight right now. You like hurting people? Meet no farther on me hurting people pretty badly in the ring.
Stefan told the camera man to unpause the film and let people continue watching it with the slime off the film that was removed while Stefan was talking about the match as he decided to continue to talk a little bit more.
Stefan Raab: At the moment you both don't know the true meaning of European wrestling but sooner rather than later you will take notes of us being the most well known tag team around here right now especially when we earned those tag team title shots unlike some people that don't earn ones like Shane Borderland who gets a title shot for no reason and yet me and Yarmouth have to wait until Thursday for the shot at the tag team titles? That's disgusting that it seems like he gets treated better than me and Yarmouth already do. It's beyond stupidity that he gets a title shot handed to him without even earning it. Johnny and Jair Hopkins are like a warm up to the match that me and Yarmouth got against Noble Hart for the tag team titles on Thursday night.
Where will Johnny and Jair be on Thursday night? Licking your own wounds from losing against me and Yarmouth us European wrestlers on Thursday night. You saw what I did to your faces on the cinema screen didn't you? That's what's going to happen to you both tomorrow night squished like bugs that you both are to me and Yarmouth. The European Invasion are coming to Asylum and we both plan to stay there as long as we can seeing that we are deserving wrestlers that deserve to be there rather than being stuck in the Meltdown shadow that we were stuck in. I just thank Cameron Wolves, Calvin Ingram and Mike Morrison for letting the Asylum brand down for me and Yarmouth to make our mark in the brand. You will get Raabinated by the Europeans Johnny and Jair.
Stefan sat back down in his seat in the cinema as he watched the rest of the bugs film that was going on and then when it was finished two hours later. He walked out being happy as anything as he then went to the rented house that he and Fizz rented out and they went off to sleep for Stefan to get rest for wrestling on the Asylum brand the next day.
It was time for Fizz his fiancée to help remind him about the upcoming match on Asylum on Sunday night making his debut along with Yarmouth his tag team partner and Shane Borderland who was going for the heavyweight title. They were sitting in the house talking about the upcoming match Stefan has with Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins. Fizz begins to speak as they were in a dark living room because she felt it was better for him to talk in his situation.
The Fizz: Stefan. You made it into the big leagues.
Stefan Raab: What do you mean by that?
The Fizz: You being off Meltdown and wrestling on the Asylum brand now. How many times have I got to remind you about that?
Stefan's memory was completely gone as he couldn't remember anything right now including the tag title shot he had won at Shockwave and the recent drafting of going to Asylum as well. He had his hands on his face trying to remember everything that Fizz told him about the match and he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Fizz. You know that my memory is completely fucked at the moment. Heck I don't even know who I am facing this week on this Asylum brand. Please tell me what's going on.
The Fizz: I been trying to tell you for the last few days that your opponents are going to be against Jair Hopkins and Johnny Sykes in a tag match with Yarmouth in a Meltdown Alumni match. If that last bit didn't get through your head then I am sure it will right now.
Stefan Raab: Oh the alumni means that I have left Meltdown and moved towards this Asylum show you told me about?
The Fizz: Exactly and it sounds like Jair Hopkins and Johnny Sykes have too although I don't remember Johnny being there. Now you have to prove your worth against them and impress the general manager like I know you can. Also you got to keep fit for the tag team title match you have coming up as well.
Stefan Raab: What tag team title match? Is that happening Sunday night?
The Fizz: No it isn't Stefan because the champions are Noble Hart known as Chris Hart and Kurt Noble not Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins. They aren't even a full time team like you and Yarmouth are with The European Invasion team that you are with. Now come on and get a move on as we got to get this plane to Hawaii where you will be wrestling on Sunday night.
Stefan didn't talk much as he was trying to remember things and that was why he needed Fizz at the moment to help him remember things about the match up he was going to take part in as they took the plane to Hawaii and they rented out a house near the beach away from being in a hotel and they unpack their things before going straight off to sleep.
Crushing insects. Honolulu, Hawaii. Saturday 8th September.
He had seen something on TV recently that someone went to crush the big large insect only that the man instead went to hit the reports so he thought to do the same thing by actually buying a large fly swatter from the little island shop that he was in as he then went into a dark cinema place where he prefer things to be dark at the moment because it helped him remember a lot of things as he discovered rather than with lights on because he was becoming a nasty evil person even though there was lights with the cinema screen but that was the only light. Some people may say that he maybe a vampire but he was a normal person with a memory loss.
He had a lot of things to say about his opponents that Fizz kept telling him about on Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins as the movie was like Bugs Life but it was actual humans touching the insects as Stefan watches the movie for a while until he begins to speak about the match.
Stefan Raab: Mine and Yarmouth's first ever debut on Asylum opponents are going to be against Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins hey? Alright that's fine with us seeing that we can handle anything in the ring as true European wrestlers we are compared to you American jokes that think you have the best wrestling in the world? Well not to me because as far as I know. I don't remember any of you being on Meltdown well sort of with Jair but not you Johnny so why in gods name are you apart of this match is beyond me. Both of you make your country a joke by losing your title shots at Shockwave. Do you know what me and Yarmouth did? Against all the odds stacked against us. We won the match and we earned those tag team title shots something you both failed to win the Pro Life now known as the Suicidal Championship title.
It does mean that both of you just cannot be accepted into the Asylum brand like at all and showing the world just how weak you both have become with the wrestling business. No one has achieved as much as me and Yarmouth have in our short time in Action Packed Wrestling OK Yarmouth has been around longer than I have but he's improved on his wrestling a lot lately like I have as well. Both of you are just fucking garbage in the ring. Yes I have managed to catch a few Asylum tapings before and none of you are good enough to defeat us. Even that M&M tag team are better than you both combined. Come on we all know fresh meat usually end up better than the old rotted fish that needs to be chucked in the bin for the upcoming new stars on the arise to success in the wrestling business. Just look at what I am going to do next.
Stefan sees some insects with a couple of people that ended up looking like Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins and then he got this large red fly swatter meant to be aiming at the big fly but he smacked at the one man that ended up covered in bug slime and he seemed to pick a blond guy which was Johnny Sykes as the cinema man paused the film and the people were looking at Stefan as to why the film was paused.
Stefan Raab: Whoops I went to hit the fly and instead I went to hit a blond guy named Johnny Sykes. Pathetic excuse for a man you are that you seem to love hanging around your former tag partner on David Xavier Christensen. Don't you have any other friends in the wrestling business or are you a loner like some of these wrestlers around here? No one knows or wants to care about David since he is completely irrelevant to not being in APW. Come on everyone knows that and he most likely can't cut it here anyway just like you can't Johnny. Tell me one thing that you have done since you joined APW? I can't think of one thing since you suck ass badly in the ring makes me feel that you are a weak link in the team for sure.
No need to be upset Johnny because there is no shame on being a weakling in the ring seeing that you aim to lose matches more than actually winning them and being the all prankster shit you seem to have going on. I don't fall for little boy's tricks that easily because unlike you. I am not a kid seeing that I am a lot older than you and seemly a lot bigger and stronger than you as well. You mean nothing to me or Yarmouth in this upcoming match up especially you weren't a true Meltdown wrestler as far as I heard from a lot of people as of late. You are just put there just for the fun of it. Keep pretending that you are a man when you are just a little boy that just came out of school.
Stefan then sees another person on the cinema screen and he smacks the person with the fly swatter and lots of slime comes out of the Jair Hopkins lookalike and it pours down to the cinema floor as Stefan just laughs and continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: Now I remember you freak. You are that guy that I pinned once for the chance to go for the North American title right? You are worse than Johnny actually at least he has achieved something in his career while you are just another jobber wrestler that is in mine and Yarmouth's way on achieving greatness. You are a nobody around here Jair Hopkins. In fact your first name does suit of a certain character in Star Wars seeing that's how you end up looking like that Blinks character every single day since you wake up every mornings. How am I not surprised about that and the fact that you used to play hop scotch with the rest of your home boys at school back when you was a kid.
Heck you still act like a kid around wrestling as well as Johnny does only worse that you smoke weed just like Young Mennie does too. Do you know what drugs do to you? Kill you and end your life like how I almost ended Mennie in the tag team match back at Shockwave Pay Per View event all those weeks ago. That's how me and Yarmouth got to Asylum by impressing for the German GM known as Reginald Schmidt. I met him earlier today and he seems like an decent guy someone I can get along with. Not you though not a chance in hell. Hell I thought you moved up to Asylum far too early sure you won your match but that was against a new wrestler who is nowhere in sight right now. You like hurting people? Meet no farther on me hurting people pretty badly in the ring.
Stefan told the camera man to unpause the film and let people continue watching it with the slime off the film that was removed while Stefan was talking about the match as he decided to continue to talk a little bit more.
Stefan Raab: At the moment you both don't know the true meaning of European wrestling but sooner rather than later you will take notes of us being the most well known tag team around here right now especially when we earned those tag team title shots unlike some people that don't earn ones like Shane Borderland who gets a title shot for no reason and yet me and Yarmouth have to wait until Thursday for the shot at the tag team titles? That's disgusting that it seems like he gets treated better than me and Yarmouth already do. It's beyond stupidity that he gets a title shot handed to him without even earning it. Johnny and Jair Hopkins are like a warm up to the match that me and Yarmouth got against Noble Hart for the tag team titles on Thursday night.
Where will Johnny and Jair be on Thursday night? Licking your own wounds from losing against me and Yarmouth us European wrestlers on Thursday night. You saw what I did to your faces on the cinema screen didn't you? That's what's going to happen to you both tomorrow night squished like bugs that you both are to me and Yarmouth. The European Invasion are coming to Asylum and we both plan to stay there as long as we can seeing that we are deserving wrestlers that deserve to be there rather than being stuck in the Meltdown shadow that we were stuck in. I just thank Cameron Wolves, Calvin Ingram and Mike Morrison for letting the Asylum brand down for me and Yarmouth to make our mark in the brand. You will get Raabinated by the Europeans Johnny and Jair.
Stefan sat back down in his seat in the cinema as he watched the rest of the bugs film that was going on and then when it was finished two hours later. He walked out being happy as anything as he then went to the rented house that he and Fizz rented out and they went off to sleep for Stefan to get rest for wrestling on the Asylum brand the next day.