Post by Konrad Raab on Sept 11, 2012 1:04:05 GMT
Spending time with Yarmouth. Anaheim, California. Tuesday 11th September.
Twelve years ago was the devastation of the twin towers falling down in America and Stefan was actually laughing on watching on TV that it actually happened as they were showing it on the telly all day but he also had Yarmouth over after he picked him from the airport after the StarrDome training he had been doing all week long to prepare himself for his second ever title match he has had in wrestling. The first one being the North American title match he had on Meltdown and now his second one with the tag team titles on the line.
Stefan then turned the TV off as both Yarmouth went to the garden while Stefan grabs the Canadian flag along with a picture of the Noble Hart team and a lighter doing something that he has done before but not with the Canadian flag. He was beginning to remember things a little bit more than he did on Sunday but not enough.
Stefan Raab: This is pathetic Yarmouth going up against a bunch of greedy pigs of Kurt Noble and Chris Hart. I mean can you imagine one of them walking away One Night In Hell Pay Per View with the Heavyweight title along with the tag team title? Did you see the twin towers brought down by terrorists? I was laughing so hard when it happened cos they think they rule the world.
Yarmouth: I know that's just dam outright funny and heck you know that they will be against each other then too. Yes heck I was there when it happened seeing I come from New York. I found it funny how Americans think they rule the world with everything when they don't at all.
Stefan Raab: Oh how can I forget already? I think we have the win in the bag even if we haven't been winning matches as of late but we win and lose as a team while Kurt and Chris are going to have serious problems getting along during and after the match.
Yarmouth: You said it partner and what is it that you are going to do with the flag?
Stefan Raab: That's quite simple really Yarmouth. I am going to burn it into pieces. Have you seen this picture of Kurt and Chris? They look like a real cute couple even if Kurt and Chris have girlfriends but Chris here looks like he looks like a twelve year old kid. Who hires someone that looks like that he needs to go back to school?
Yarmouth takes a look at the picture to see what Stefan was talking about and Yarmouth does see it as it was Chris Hart that they were talking about as Stefan gets ready to set the flag alight as Yarmouth drops the picture onto the flag and Stefan lights the flag up and Yarmouth begins to speak.
Yarmouth: Dam Stefan. I love that idea they are certainly going to wave goodbye to that dam flag along with the titles on Overdrive on Thursday night.
Stefan Raab: Oh yes that along with their friendship breaking up into pieces while if we lose the match. We still be friends together but they won't. They might see us losing matches recently but that will change especially when our focus is on the tag team titles. They will see it sooner rather than later. Look how quickly the flag is disappearing guys? Just like how quickly you both are fading away as a team especially when you both haven't teamed up since Test Of The Best Pay Per View event.
Yarmouth: Alright I think that's enough talking about those Canadian rats for today. Let's make our own way to Greece.
Stefan Raab: Well I am not going there just yet. I am planning to do one last TV Total show in Germany before I go to Greece. I see you there on Thursday along with my friend called Ross Anthony.
Yarmouth has heard Stefan talk about his old job before in the past but not that much as the flag was completely burned and torn into pieces along with the picture of the team as well as they both go to the airport but in different locations as Stefan was off to Cologne to do his last ever show while Yarmouth was going straight to Greece to prepare himself for the tag team title match that was going to be taking place in two days time.
4 hours later.
Stefan suddenly forgets why he was on the plane back to his home country as he also forgets about the whole the tag team match that he has got in APW Overdrive and it was hitting him big time as he begins to wonder why he was having a title shot so soon.
Stefan Raab (Thinking): What the hell is going on? Now I can't remember anything with what I said to Yarmouth and the things I did as well. Am I really changing into a nasty human being and an arrogant one at that? I have no idea how me and Yarmouth earned a title shot. Why am I on the plane to Germany? Got to remember things fast.
Stefan continues to think as to why he was on the plane to Germany as he decides to go to sleep to help him remember things all over again.
TV Total studios. Cologne, Germany. Wednesday 12th September.
It was time for Stefan to do his show one more time before he officially ends the entertainment business for good as Overdrive were touring in Europe at the moment and it was a perfect way of doing his last ever show before his best friend Elton takes over as recently the show hasn't been on. Usually the screen behind Stefan's desk would show a TV trophy but because it was for a certain match. There was a picture of Kurt Noble and Chris Hart on the screen. His memory was improving but still forgetting a lot of things as the cameras and the crowd were ready for Stefan to do a plan flat out trash talking for the day.
Stefan Raab: Who would've thought that both me and Yarmouth have made it this far to get a chance to face a grown man and a twelve year old kid for the tag team titles? Just what I thought because we both worked hard to get to where we are now on winning at Shockwave Pay Per View and the fact that we were drafted to Asylum the next day. You both didn't have a good day at the Shockwave Pay Per View did you? Oh whoopsy daisy you both lost while me and Yarmouth against all odds won the dam elimination tag match which is why we are a threat to your tag team titles at the moment although we lost our last two tag matches but the fact is that those were just warm up matches and we didn't really care if we won or lost them matches because they were weak competition although I class you guys as weak as well.
Tell me Chris and Kurt. How in gods name are you both going to get along when you both will face against each other at the next APW PPV known as One Night In Hell? Yeah just what I thought you won't because you both will hate each other's guts while when me and Yarmouth win or lose the match that doesn't matter because we will still be a team. We know you both are odds on favourites to win the match and we are the underdogs but you both are nowhere near as strong or tough as us European wrestlers are well most Canadians are bloody weak especially when you Chris lost your match with Level One and he almost killed you while for Kurt he lost his match with Terry Marvin. A bunch of weak little boys wouldn't you say fans?
Stefan then turns to the screen and sees the team of Noble Hart that have the tag team titles right now and no one has challenged them to a fight for the tag titles as of yet because there wasn't any real threat in the tag team division until The European Invasion arrived amongst the others that came along and he takes a close look at each one of the Noble Hart member and continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: I mean what is Kurt doing hanging around with a kid like seriously? He must be on some sort of drugs to think that APW would hire someone like his tag partner to be in the wrestling business. Well majority of Canadian wrestlers do break the law on not having the correct visas to wrestle in the country I know plenty of them that are too young to wrestle but yet they get visas and somehow I don't think Chris has that. I hear about your failed relationship with this Amy Noble person. I have seen a picture of her recently Kurt and I can say that she is a slut seeing now she seems like she wants to sleep with Terry who I may say that he's a fool for sticking up for you to win this match and you and him are meant to be enemies? Don't know what's going on there it's like la la land just full of crap.
Speaking of a little boy. I heard all about how you should be at school on how to not whine like a little bitch you are Chris. You kiss up to other people's asses too much worse than Kurt does at least I sense some hate between Kurt and Terry but you I can't see that you can hate Level One but for some strange stupid reason he thinks you and Kurt will win the match as well. Pathetic these so called enemies are why am I surprised seeing how much Americans like to stick behind Canadians and how friendly they are to each other even though the both countries don't like each other but to me and Yarmouth that's complete utter bullshit.
Yes I decide to carry on talking about you both because you make me sick along with the rest of the APW roster as well being against us that's fine seeing how jealous you all are of mine and Yarmouth's success in the tag team division so far and the fact that we seem to be the only European team out there that is not afraid to stick it with the Americans. We need more of a variety of wrestlers coming from different countries asides from America and Canada all the time. For one thing I am proud of though is the fact that for once we are wrestling in Europe which makes a nice change from wrestling in the shit hole of America at least finally APW people are making some sense on expending the company to other countries asides from being in America and Canada all the time.
That was something that Stefan was proud of as he knows quite a few fans that are actually going to be behind him and Yarmouth this week as he presses the button on his table and sees Chris Hart gets knocked out by Level One and Stefan hears Chris screaming because of him getting destroyed in a match. Then pressing another video of Terry pinning him for the three count and winning the Undisputed title and Stefan continued to speak with the crowd booing him in the background.
Stefan Raab: That time when Kurt lost his Undisputed title is only the beginning of Noble Hart falling like flies and he along with Chris are going to lose to The European Invasion only this time it's for your tag team titles that we want so much but of course which team doesn't want to win the titles? Wait no not want but need the titles to prove that those tag losses we have had were flukes. When was the last time you both proved yourselves being champions that you claim to think you both are? Never that's the answer to that. Big fucking deal that you have defeated Johnny Rebel and Level One for the titles but have you both teamed up as a team since that time? Nope not from what I can remember anyway and then you most likely claim because there wasn't enough tag teams around.
Bullshit because there are a lot of people that are considering to be in a tag team right now you both just don't know it yet. We earned our shots for the tag team titles not like Shane Borderland who was handed a title shot just like that without even winning a number one contenders shot for the Heavyweight title. We at least did that at Shockwave. You both look like that you are a cute couple actually being Canadian and all. Well Canadians are freaks in the wrestling business. Kurt looks like a father to you Chris actually seeing he's older than you and plus has achieved a lot more success than you never even winning the big title. I kid myself on taking you both seriously and Yarmouth might think the same as well.
There is nothing people want to see walking out of the arena tomorrow night then seeing The European Invasion coming out as the new APW tag team champions because we plan to kick your Canadian asses all over the ring because the Europeans take wrestling to a whole new level while you Canadians and Americans just do the same old routine on entertaining people rather than being actually serious about wrestling. I almost forgot that The European Invasion are the only team that are on Asylum representing the brand on this proxy pathetic Overdrive show. None of you are talented at all and that's why I was glad I was drafted to Asylum because they have the balls to get in the ring full of violent wrestling which none of you jackasses can handle.
Stefan had a few more words to say about the match as instead of using a fly swatter. He got an apple to throw at the screen display of Kurt Noble and Chris Hart and he threw it pretty hard at their faces making two massive big holes through the screen showing how tough he really was as he didn't bother too much with that.
Stefan Raab: Are me and Yarmouth scared of you Kurt and Chris? No we aren't because we have faced more real men than you both ever will be. Go ahead and talk to your slutty girlfriends about the match because that means that you really are scared of us in the ring and come tomorrow night. Your titles will be gone from your hands and they will be handed over to me and Yarmouth seeing that we are the quickest upraising team going right now and more famous than any other team you have come across. Me and Yarmouth have a massive size advantage over you both and there is simply no chance that you can beat us due to this fact. Do you know what I been doing all week long? Training a lot at a wrestling school just to be prepared for this match up.
I will prove that to you Kurt and Chris tomorrow night that all the training I been doing this week has been worth it the European style of being prepared for this match up especially when a lot of people say oh I don't take wrestling seriously when in fact I do a lot. The European Invasion is coming sooner rather than later on you boys and we see us becoming tag team champions tomorrow night rather than you both walking out as champions being arrogant as fuck that you losers think that will happen. Sorry not in a million years that will happen. Either me or Yarmouth will pin one of you for the three count claiming us the tag team champions of the world. Rest In Peace to the former tag team champions of Noble Hart tomorrow night. Be prepared to be Raabinated by The Europeans.
Stefan was finally done as he continued on with the show and then ignoring the fans he walked out of his old TV Total studios that was now his best friends show on Elton as he then made his way to Greece where he was going to be wrestling Kurt Noble and Chris Hart for the tag team titles.
Twelve years ago was the devastation of the twin towers falling down in America and Stefan was actually laughing on watching on TV that it actually happened as they were showing it on the telly all day but he also had Yarmouth over after he picked him from the airport after the StarrDome training he had been doing all week long to prepare himself for his second ever title match he has had in wrestling. The first one being the North American title match he had on Meltdown and now his second one with the tag team titles on the line.
Stefan then turned the TV off as both Yarmouth went to the garden while Stefan grabs the Canadian flag along with a picture of the Noble Hart team and a lighter doing something that he has done before but not with the Canadian flag. He was beginning to remember things a little bit more than he did on Sunday but not enough.
Stefan Raab: This is pathetic Yarmouth going up against a bunch of greedy pigs of Kurt Noble and Chris Hart. I mean can you imagine one of them walking away One Night In Hell Pay Per View with the Heavyweight title along with the tag team title? Did you see the twin towers brought down by terrorists? I was laughing so hard when it happened cos they think they rule the world.
Yarmouth: I know that's just dam outright funny and heck you know that they will be against each other then too. Yes heck I was there when it happened seeing I come from New York. I found it funny how Americans think they rule the world with everything when they don't at all.
Stefan Raab: Oh how can I forget already? I think we have the win in the bag even if we haven't been winning matches as of late but we win and lose as a team while Kurt and Chris are going to have serious problems getting along during and after the match.
Yarmouth: You said it partner and what is it that you are going to do with the flag?
Stefan Raab: That's quite simple really Yarmouth. I am going to burn it into pieces. Have you seen this picture of Kurt and Chris? They look like a real cute couple even if Kurt and Chris have girlfriends but Chris here looks like he looks like a twelve year old kid. Who hires someone that looks like that he needs to go back to school?
Yarmouth takes a look at the picture to see what Stefan was talking about and Yarmouth does see it as it was Chris Hart that they were talking about as Stefan gets ready to set the flag alight as Yarmouth drops the picture onto the flag and Stefan lights the flag up and Yarmouth begins to speak.
Yarmouth: Dam Stefan. I love that idea they are certainly going to wave goodbye to that dam flag along with the titles on Overdrive on Thursday night.
Stefan Raab: Oh yes that along with their friendship breaking up into pieces while if we lose the match. We still be friends together but they won't. They might see us losing matches recently but that will change especially when our focus is on the tag team titles. They will see it sooner rather than later. Look how quickly the flag is disappearing guys? Just like how quickly you both are fading away as a team especially when you both haven't teamed up since Test Of The Best Pay Per View event.
Yarmouth: Alright I think that's enough talking about those Canadian rats for today. Let's make our own way to Greece.
Stefan Raab: Well I am not going there just yet. I am planning to do one last TV Total show in Germany before I go to Greece. I see you there on Thursday along with my friend called Ross Anthony.
Yarmouth has heard Stefan talk about his old job before in the past but not that much as the flag was completely burned and torn into pieces along with the picture of the team as well as they both go to the airport but in different locations as Stefan was off to Cologne to do his last ever show while Yarmouth was going straight to Greece to prepare himself for the tag team title match that was going to be taking place in two days time.
4 hours later.
Stefan suddenly forgets why he was on the plane back to his home country as he also forgets about the whole the tag team match that he has got in APW Overdrive and it was hitting him big time as he begins to wonder why he was having a title shot so soon.
Stefan Raab (Thinking): What the hell is going on? Now I can't remember anything with what I said to Yarmouth and the things I did as well. Am I really changing into a nasty human being and an arrogant one at that? I have no idea how me and Yarmouth earned a title shot. Why am I on the plane to Germany? Got to remember things fast.
Stefan continues to think as to why he was on the plane to Germany as he decides to go to sleep to help him remember things all over again.
TV Total studios. Cologne, Germany. Wednesday 12th September.
It was time for Stefan to do his show one more time before he officially ends the entertainment business for good as Overdrive were touring in Europe at the moment and it was a perfect way of doing his last ever show before his best friend Elton takes over as recently the show hasn't been on. Usually the screen behind Stefan's desk would show a TV trophy but because it was for a certain match. There was a picture of Kurt Noble and Chris Hart on the screen. His memory was improving but still forgetting a lot of things as the cameras and the crowd were ready for Stefan to do a plan flat out trash talking for the day.
Stefan Raab: Who would've thought that both me and Yarmouth have made it this far to get a chance to face a grown man and a twelve year old kid for the tag team titles? Just what I thought because we both worked hard to get to where we are now on winning at Shockwave Pay Per View and the fact that we were drafted to Asylum the next day. You both didn't have a good day at the Shockwave Pay Per View did you? Oh whoopsy daisy you both lost while me and Yarmouth against all odds won the dam elimination tag match which is why we are a threat to your tag team titles at the moment although we lost our last two tag matches but the fact is that those were just warm up matches and we didn't really care if we won or lost them matches because they were weak competition although I class you guys as weak as well.
Tell me Chris and Kurt. How in gods name are you both going to get along when you both will face against each other at the next APW PPV known as One Night In Hell? Yeah just what I thought you won't because you both will hate each other's guts while when me and Yarmouth win or lose the match that doesn't matter because we will still be a team. We know you both are odds on favourites to win the match and we are the underdogs but you both are nowhere near as strong or tough as us European wrestlers are well most Canadians are bloody weak especially when you Chris lost your match with Level One and he almost killed you while for Kurt he lost his match with Terry Marvin. A bunch of weak little boys wouldn't you say fans?
Stefan then turns to the screen and sees the team of Noble Hart that have the tag team titles right now and no one has challenged them to a fight for the tag titles as of yet because there wasn't any real threat in the tag team division until The European Invasion arrived amongst the others that came along and he takes a close look at each one of the Noble Hart member and continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: I mean what is Kurt doing hanging around with a kid like seriously? He must be on some sort of drugs to think that APW would hire someone like his tag partner to be in the wrestling business. Well majority of Canadian wrestlers do break the law on not having the correct visas to wrestle in the country I know plenty of them that are too young to wrestle but yet they get visas and somehow I don't think Chris has that. I hear about your failed relationship with this Amy Noble person. I have seen a picture of her recently Kurt and I can say that she is a slut seeing now she seems like she wants to sleep with Terry who I may say that he's a fool for sticking up for you to win this match and you and him are meant to be enemies? Don't know what's going on there it's like la la land just full of crap.
Speaking of a little boy. I heard all about how you should be at school on how to not whine like a little bitch you are Chris. You kiss up to other people's asses too much worse than Kurt does at least I sense some hate between Kurt and Terry but you I can't see that you can hate Level One but for some strange stupid reason he thinks you and Kurt will win the match as well. Pathetic these so called enemies are why am I surprised seeing how much Americans like to stick behind Canadians and how friendly they are to each other even though the both countries don't like each other but to me and Yarmouth that's complete utter bullshit.
Yes I decide to carry on talking about you both because you make me sick along with the rest of the APW roster as well being against us that's fine seeing how jealous you all are of mine and Yarmouth's success in the tag team division so far and the fact that we seem to be the only European team out there that is not afraid to stick it with the Americans. We need more of a variety of wrestlers coming from different countries asides from America and Canada all the time. For one thing I am proud of though is the fact that for once we are wrestling in Europe which makes a nice change from wrestling in the shit hole of America at least finally APW people are making some sense on expending the company to other countries asides from being in America and Canada all the time.
That was something that Stefan was proud of as he knows quite a few fans that are actually going to be behind him and Yarmouth this week as he presses the button on his table and sees Chris Hart gets knocked out by Level One and Stefan hears Chris screaming because of him getting destroyed in a match. Then pressing another video of Terry pinning him for the three count and winning the Undisputed title and Stefan continued to speak with the crowd booing him in the background.
Stefan Raab: That time when Kurt lost his Undisputed title is only the beginning of Noble Hart falling like flies and he along with Chris are going to lose to The European Invasion only this time it's for your tag team titles that we want so much but of course which team doesn't want to win the titles? Wait no not want but need the titles to prove that those tag losses we have had were flukes. When was the last time you both proved yourselves being champions that you claim to think you both are? Never that's the answer to that. Big fucking deal that you have defeated Johnny Rebel and Level One for the titles but have you both teamed up as a team since that time? Nope not from what I can remember anyway and then you most likely claim because there wasn't enough tag teams around.
Bullshit because there are a lot of people that are considering to be in a tag team right now you both just don't know it yet. We earned our shots for the tag team titles not like Shane Borderland who was handed a title shot just like that without even winning a number one contenders shot for the Heavyweight title. We at least did that at Shockwave. You both look like that you are a cute couple actually being Canadian and all. Well Canadians are freaks in the wrestling business. Kurt looks like a father to you Chris actually seeing he's older than you and plus has achieved a lot more success than you never even winning the big title. I kid myself on taking you both seriously and Yarmouth might think the same as well.
There is nothing people want to see walking out of the arena tomorrow night then seeing The European Invasion coming out as the new APW tag team champions because we plan to kick your Canadian asses all over the ring because the Europeans take wrestling to a whole new level while you Canadians and Americans just do the same old routine on entertaining people rather than being actually serious about wrestling. I almost forgot that The European Invasion are the only team that are on Asylum representing the brand on this proxy pathetic Overdrive show. None of you are talented at all and that's why I was glad I was drafted to Asylum because they have the balls to get in the ring full of violent wrestling which none of you jackasses can handle.
Stefan had a few more words to say about the match as instead of using a fly swatter. He got an apple to throw at the screen display of Kurt Noble and Chris Hart and he threw it pretty hard at their faces making two massive big holes through the screen showing how tough he really was as he didn't bother too much with that.
Stefan Raab: Are me and Yarmouth scared of you Kurt and Chris? No we aren't because we have faced more real men than you both ever will be. Go ahead and talk to your slutty girlfriends about the match because that means that you really are scared of us in the ring and come tomorrow night. Your titles will be gone from your hands and they will be handed over to me and Yarmouth seeing that we are the quickest upraising team going right now and more famous than any other team you have come across. Me and Yarmouth have a massive size advantage over you both and there is simply no chance that you can beat us due to this fact. Do you know what I been doing all week long? Training a lot at a wrestling school just to be prepared for this match up.
I will prove that to you Kurt and Chris tomorrow night that all the training I been doing this week has been worth it the European style of being prepared for this match up especially when a lot of people say oh I don't take wrestling seriously when in fact I do a lot. The European Invasion is coming sooner rather than later on you boys and we see us becoming tag team champions tomorrow night rather than you both walking out as champions being arrogant as fuck that you losers think that will happen. Sorry not in a million years that will happen. Either me or Yarmouth will pin one of you for the three count claiming us the tag team champions of the world. Rest In Peace to the former tag team champions of Noble Hart tomorrow night. Be prepared to be Raabinated by The Europeans.
Stefan was finally done as he continued on with the show and then ignoring the fans he walked out of his old TV Total studios that was now his best friends show on Elton as he then made his way to Greece where he was going to be wrestling Kurt Noble and Chris Hart for the tag team titles.