Post by Tom Sykes on Sept 26, 2012 19:36:25 GMT
Time to talk as a team. Huddersfield, England. Tuesday 25th September.
It has been a while since Brutus and Tom last saw each other ever since the whole prison thing that they had been together since Tom had his other job to do last weekend on racing in Portugal. He was the only guy to do two professional sport jobs in one year although he thinks that Sayge was trying to be him on her selling her perfume products and her book but that wasn't to be a sports star and that was why Brutus and Tom were so against her because of her making more money than Tom and Stefan were. It was complete bullshit to Tom and Brutus because no one knew that Tom was still a racer although he had explained it so many times before and heck he won a race at the weekend and he was in the hunt for the championship.
That only made Tom a lot more arrogant than he already was as his main threats were Max Biaggi and Marco Melendri but still he was in second place to Max who was ahead of him by thirty odd points with one more race to go in France next weekend and then after that. Wrestling will be more on his focus as it was this Friday facing against Adrian Jobs. He was walking around the town centre with Brutus who came by to visit him and to know a bit more about his home town and for Brutus to give Tom heads up on this Adrian Jobs guy that he was facing.
Tom Sykes: Mother fucking bike in the second race. I had the race won. Sometimes I love riding my Kawasaki bike like I did in the first race and sometimes I don't when it cost me not only the race but the championship as well and it didn't help things at all with Eugene winning the race. It's the curse of bad luck lately except when we defeated that joke of a team called The Prison Guards. I mean really what sort of name to call themselves with?
Brutus Magnus: Yes I saw Tom that bike just cut out. Stupid bike that is really unreliable and your team mate hasn't done anything to help you for Christ sake. Yes that seems to be the only thing going in our way at the moment is wrestling where we defeated those so called Prison Guards but you got Adrian Jobs this week. I know a thing or two about him as I faced him in the ring before as you know with being the special guest referee. He's kind of stupid and heck I already think he's a paper champion being a complete joke that guy is.
Tom Sykes: Oh yes. I forgot that guy is champion oh wait he's almost forgotten about anyway just like those tag champions right?
Brutus Magnus: Yes Tom you are getting the idea of it now. He also thinks that we are some sort of couple just because we are tag team partners like what the fuck you know. Stefan's teaming with Yarmouth and he's getting married soon to Fizz.
Tom had a little think as he did find out a lot about Stefan lately like he had forgotten nearly everything and that he couldn't be nasty to any of the wrestlers any more because the rumour was going around that Stefan had to resign another contract because of his new job of being the host of Total Exposure and that he was told he had to treat every wrestler equally now. Tom thought that was a bit hash for WEW people to do that but he had to live through it for now as he thought of more things to say along with being pissed off on what happened at the weekend.
Tom Sykes: I know like there is something Adrian thinks that because we are a team that we are somewhat a couple? He needs to get his head out of his arse and actually get around the fact that most people aren't a couple when they are teaming up. I don't see Yarmouth or Stefan get called gay people. This guy is like a fucking child and that's why I need to beat him up badly.
Brutus Magnus: You said it Tom. I have no idea why that TV Title gets defended in single's matches all the time but you know if you win this match then you could be within a chance to face Adrian for that TV title. I can count on you winning this match against him and you got the guts to do that. I think you will win this match because he needs to lose a few matches one way or another.
It was interesting for Brutus to actually see where Tom grew up when he was a kid before he became a big star in wrestling and in World Superbikes as there were mainly churches and a football and rugby ground that it was quite a big football stadium at that but of course Brutus wasn't really a big football fan not like Stefan who was a FC Koln fan. Not many people know about that but he was a big fan of the sport as they carried walking around the town until it was time for Tom to go to America and wrestle against Adrian Jobs.
Working in an office. Grand Rapids, Michigan. Thursday 27th September.
The day before the match and Tom decided it was best to do what Adrian should be doing right now. Working in an office where most of the bike riders have had promotional things going on but that was at the Yamaha Headquarters that Tom had heard a lot of riders do before the Laguna Seca race started. That was something that Tom was going to do today do kind of all the jokes that have been played the last two episodes of the riders working in the office but as Tom playing them himself. He first went to speed past the office using a mail trolley and just throwing the mail at the people that were working there except with the ladies as he politely gave them the mail.
Tom wasn't sorry when he threw the mail into the male office workers as he smiled like he was meant to do that with the mail trolley that he had even with his bike number of the sixty six number hence why he named one of his moves as the sixty six which was like Rey Mysterio's move being a cruiserweight wrestler that he was but he didn't care about entertaining the fans. He just wanted to perform for fun as then Tom bumped into a man that stood in his way with paperwork flying everywhere on the floor.
Tom Sykes: Do you mind getting out of my way?
Man in the office: Sorry about that Tom. I didn't mean to get in your way.
Tom Sykes: You better not do that again punk or you would get a headache from hell.
Some of the workers were actually laughing at what Tom did as it reminded Tom all too much what his fellow countryman James Toseland did back in the early days when he was in Moto GP but it was fun for Tom but at the same time doing things that he was meant to do although he wasn't told by WEW people to come to an office. It was something that Tom wanted to do to show Adrian that was where he should be working rather than being a pretend wrestler that he was especially when a lot of people think that he was a joke and that he was just given the title rather than working hard like he should be doing.
Tom Sykes: Do you know where I am at Adrian? A place where you should be right now. Working in an office because this is a place where you belong not being a pretend wrestler that doesn't know jack shit because clearly you don't. You only became champion because Serenity didn't want to hold it any more and my god you even blew the chance to become a heavyweight champion. How pathetic that now you are from main eventing on Adrenaline two weeks ago to being on the Anarchy event. Real sad that is seriously Adrian. It clearly shows just what an absolute joke you are as a wrestler and even you got to admit that and it's a joke that you are a TV Champion right now.
Tom clearly didn't like how the TV championship worked with it not being in triple threat matches or anything like that as it was just a regular single's match against another Animosity star all the time and that was something of course WEW needed to work on giving other people a chance for the title as well Karolina who recently won her chance to face Adrian for the title which was alright with Tom but the fact that Alakai doesn't bother to have more triple threat and fatal four way matches for a title rather than keep having these single matches all the time. He was now pretending to be a security guard had the stick that most guards carry around. He peeps over at someone's desk and sees them not doing any work.
Tom Sykes: I see you are not doing any work just sitting there doing nothing. Get to work you lazy piece of crap.
The man suddenly gets back to work as Tom told him to being the security guard that he now was with the blue police shirt on that he was already dressed in before he done the mail trolley thing. It was good fun at the office as he was doing things his way rather than people telling him what to do where he was. He made him smile as he was trying to do things completely different like he was boss of the place for today. He hated this Adrian guy a lot reminded him too much of that guy that was the boss of WWH who treated everyone like scum.
Tom Sykes: You remind me a lot like that Adrian Hart guy that used to own World Wrestling Headquarters that thinks he knows all about the wrestling business when he made his company a complete joke just like how I find you a real joke. You Adrian's are all the same thinking too much shit thinking you are all that when you are not. Also for you to say me and Brutus should be a couple just because we are in a team is just ridiculous like seriously. Me and Brutus are completely different. We are just two good friends that wrestling for ourselves not caring what the world think. Most teams around WEW aren't even a couple like The Falconary the team of Calvin Harris and Collin Cole. They aren't a couple but they are successful at what they do. I bet you be calling them a couple next along with this new team called The Continuum.
Tom was pretty pissed off that he thought that him and Brutus should be a couple that he heard him say once before and Brutus told Tom all about that and it was sickening to hear about that part as he would never date anyone like a man ever in his life especially he was more of the ladies man and all about winning than losing although his last loss with Alonso didn't count to Tom because it was just a normal match but then again this was as well but this was going to be sort of a revenge for Tom on the things he had said to Brutus before the six man tag that happened on WEW in the past.
Tom then went to the toilet and came out wearing janitor clothes five minutes later as he went out of the office to clean the windows. Unlike a certain rider that did that in the past. Tom for one enjoyed to clean the windows as it was good for him to clean the windows even though he was helping someone but he was just making a joke out of it like he was more or less pretending to clean the windows rather than actually doing it not that he was bored of doing it.
Tom Sykes: People really think you are quite the thing in WEW but to me you are not. You are just like the rest of the wrestlers around here being a joke and I have no idea why you actually was contending for the TV Title and actually won it since people can't take you seriously. You didn't deserve to win the TV Title and what's the deal of title shots being in one on one matches as of late? Like come the fuck on get other wrestlers to contend for titles rather than just one person getting them. Put people in triple threat or in fatal four way matches at least give them a chance for goodness sake. Nobody wants to see just plan flat out one on one matches for titles all the time because they just get boring.
It really annoyed Tom that Alakai seems to keep booking people just for single matches for titles all the time rather than just put a variety of people in for a title shot. It pissed him off but he forgot that was how stupid of the Americans to do something like that but he had to deal with it and it wasn't for a title shot at all. Just some match that Tom was signed up to do but at least his other sport were trying different things like going to different countries and heck he was racing in America again sometime next month as well as World Superbikes was making a return to Laguna Seca which had meant he had to promote the race as well but of course this week he won't because it wasn't relevant to the match.
He now changed his clothes again and dresses all smart because he was going to take over the reception duties in the office and he sees a young woman in the way and Tom wanted to sit in her place.
Tom Sykes: Let me sit there. I want to be a receptionist now.
The woman got up and lets Tom get to work as he was just sitting there waiting for a phone call and it ends up being a man that already recognises Tom's voice saying he sounded a lot like Tom Sykes.
Tom Sykes: Who do you think I am Bill Clinton? Of course it's Tom Sykes you thick idiot.
Tom was having some fun on the phone now with some guy that Tom thought he was being stupid thinking it wasn't him. Tom laughed on how pathetic this guy was just like how working in an office was stupid to Tom but he was having some fun there rather than being a normal office assistant just sitting there writing on the computer and other stuff that office people usually do. He finished being on the phone to the guy and continued to speak more about the match.
Tom Sykes: What's even more funny is the fact that we won against The Prison Guards last week while you lost to Ryan Jackson but I give you credit that at least someone is interested in his heavyweight title shot and giving him his first title defence since he won the title but that's only because you got the TV title that's why. You failed badly at beating him and you are just going to fail yet again especially when I'm always in pole position to win matches and heck I was on pole position for the Portugal race and winning the dam race too. Seems like you are on the losing end and I am on the winning end. It's clear to know that I have more of a chance of winning against you than the other way around.
Tom decided to stop talking for a while especially when a man just fainted onto the floor as soon as he saw Tom's face while he was talking about the match and of course like usual. Tom just left him there not caring on what had happened being his usual self not caring for anyone that wasn't a Brit apart from Stefan who was completely different compared to the rest of the people that he knew within the wrestling business. He had to win the match against Adrian no matter what it takes to do even if Brutus had to come and help him to win the match. He would still want to win as he hasn't performed to his best in single's matches as of late.
Tom Sykes: Look at this pathetic man here fainting just because I was working behind the reception desk. Some of you Americans are just flat out stupid and dumb especially when majority of them are overweight. Not getting into that but your name certainly does make you right that you are a jobber like the rest of these people around WEW. You like to align yourself with those nobodies on Armada Latina. I tell you something pal. They will never take their wrestling seriously just making it more of an entertainment show and that's the problem that both me and Brutus have is you Americans don't take wrestling seriously enough if at all especially when you came along. I am going to beat you for the three count or make you tap out because I am The Superpole King baby.
Tom was done working in the office as he then left the place and then went into his hotel room to get some sleep before the next day on wrestling against Adrian Jobs.
It has been a while since Brutus and Tom last saw each other ever since the whole prison thing that they had been together since Tom had his other job to do last weekend on racing in Portugal. He was the only guy to do two professional sport jobs in one year although he thinks that Sayge was trying to be him on her selling her perfume products and her book but that wasn't to be a sports star and that was why Brutus and Tom were so against her because of her making more money than Tom and Stefan were. It was complete bullshit to Tom and Brutus because no one knew that Tom was still a racer although he had explained it so many times before and heck he won a race at the weekend and he was in the hunt for the championship.
That only made Tom a lot more arrogant than he already was as his main threats were Max Biaggi and Marco Melendri but still he was in second place to Max who was ahead of him by thirty odd points with one more race to go in France next weekend and then after that. Wrestling will be more on his focus as it was this Friday facing against Adrian Jobs. He was walking around the town centre with Brutus who came by to visit him and to know a bit more about his home town and for Brutus to give Tom heads up on this Adrian Jobs guy that he was facing.
Tom Sykes: Mother fucking bike in the second race. I had the race won. Sometimes I love riding my Kawasaki bike like I did in the first race and sometimes I don't when it cost me not only the race but the championship as well and it didn't help things at all with Eugene winning the race. It's the curse of bad luck lately except when we defeated that joke of a team called The Prison Guards. I mean really what sort of name to call themselves with?
Brutus Magnus: Yes I saw Tom that bike just cut out. Stupid bike that is really unreliable and your team mate hasn't done anything to help you for Christ sake. Yes that seems to be the only thing going in our way at the moment is wrestling where we defeated those so called Prison Guards but you got Adrian Jobs this week. I know a thing or two about him as I faced him in the ring before as you know with being the special guest referee. He's kind of stupid and heck I already think he's a paper champion being a complete joke that guy is.
Tom Sykes: Oh yes. I forgot that guy is champion oh wait he's almost forgotten about anyway just like those tag champions right?
Brutus Magnus: Yes Tom you are getting the idea of it now. He also thinks that we are some sort of couple just because we are tag team partners like what the fuck you know. Stefan's teaming with Yarmouth and he's getting married soon to Fizz.
Tom had a little think as he did find out a lot about Stefan lately like he had forgotten nearly everything and that he couldn't be nasty to any of the wrestlers any more because the rumour was going around that Stefan had to resign another contract because of his new job of being the host of Total Exposure and that he was told he had to treat every wrestler equally now. Tom thought that was a bit hash for WEW people to do that but he had to live through it for now as he thought of more things to say along with being pissed off on what happened at the weekend.
Tom Sykes: I know like there is something Adrian thinks that because we are a team that we are somewhat a couple? He needs to get his head out of his arse and actually get around the fact that most people aren't a couple when they are teaming up. I don't see Yarmouth or Stefan get called gay people. This guy is like a fucking child and that's why I need to beat him up badly.
Brutus Magnus: You said it Tom. I have no idea why that TV Title gets defended in single's matches all the time but you know if you win this match then you could be within a chance to face Adrian for that TV title. I can count on you winning this match against him and you got the guts to do that. I think you will win this match because he needs to lose a few matches one way or another.
It was interesting for Brutus to actually see where Tom grew up when he was a kid before he became a big star in wrestling and in World Superbikes as there were mainly churches and a football and rugby ground that it was quite a big football stadium at that but of course Brutus wasn't really a big football fan not like Stefan who was a FC Koln fan. Not many people know about that but he was a big fan of the sport as they carried walking around the town until it was time for Tom to go to America and wrestle against Adrian Jobs.
Working in an office. Grand Rapids, Michigan. Thursday 27th September.
The day before the match and Tom decided it was best to do what Adrian should be doing right now. Working in an office where most of the bike riders have had promotional things going on but that was at the Yamaha Headquarters that Tom had heard a lot of riders do before the Laguna Seca race started. That was something that Tom was going to do today do kind of all the jokes that have been played the last two episodes of the riders working in the office but as Tom playing them himself. He first went to speed past the office using a mail trolley and just throwing the mail at the people that were working there except with the ladies as he politely gave them the mail.
Tom wasn't sorry when he threw the mail into the male office workers as he smiled like he was meant to do that with the mail trolley that he had even with his bike number of the sixty six number hence why he named one of his moves as the sixty six which was like Rey Mysterio's move being a cruiserweight wrestler that he was but he didn't care about entertaining the fans. He just wanted to perform for fun as then Tom bumped into a man that stood in his way with paperwork flying everywhere on the floor.
Tom Sykes: Do you mind getting out of my way?
Man in the office: Sorry about that Tom. I didn't mean to get in your way.
Tom Sykes: You better not do that again punk or you would get a headache from hell.
Some of the workers were actually laughing at what Tom did as it reminded Tom all too much what his fellow countryman James Toseland did back in the early days when he was in Moto GP but it was fun for Tom but at the same time doing things that he was meant to do although he wasn't told by WEW people to come to an office. It was something that Tom wanted to do to show Adrian that was where he should be working rather than being a pretend wrestler that he was especially when a lot of people think that he was a joke and that he was just given the title rather than working hard like he should be doing.
Tom Sykes: Do you know where I am at Adrian? A place where you should be right now. Working in an office because this is a place where you belong not being a pretend wrestler that doesn't know jack shit because clearly you don't. You only became champion because Serenity didn't want to hold it any more and my god you even blew the chance to become a heavyweight champion. How pathetic that now you are from main eventing on Adrenaline two weeks ago to being on the Anarchy event. Real sad that is seriously Adrian. It clearly shows just what an absolute joke you are as a wrestler and even you got to admit that and it's a joke that you are a TV Champion right now.
Tom clearly didn't like how the TV championship worked with it not being in triple threat matches or anything like that as it was just a regular single's match against another Animosity star all the time and that was something of course WEW needed to work on giving other people a chance for the title as well Karolina who recently won her chance to face Adrian for the title which was alright with Tom but the fact that Alakai doesn't bother to have more triple threat and fatal four way matches for a title rather than keep having these single matches all the time. He was now pretending to be a security guard had the stick that most guards carry around. He peeps over at someone's desk and sees them not doing any work.
Tom Sykes: I see you are not doing any work just sitting there doing nothing. Get to work you lazy piece of crap.
The man suddenly gets back to work as Tom told him to being the security guard that he now was with the blue police shirt on that he was already dressed in before he done the mail trolley thing. It was good fun at the office as he was doing things his way rather than people telling him what to do where he was. He made him smile as he was trying to do things completely different like he was boss of the place for today. He hated this Adrian guy a lot reminded him too much of that guy that was the boss of WWH who treated everyone like scum.
Tom Sykes: You remind me a lot like that Adrian Hart guy that used to own World Wrestling Headquarters that thinks he knows all about the wrestling business when he made his company a complete joke just like how I find you a real joke. You Adrian's are all the same thinking too much shit thinking you are all that when you are not. Also for you to say me and Brutus should be a couple just because we are in a team is just ridiculous like seriously. Me and Brutus are completely different. We are just two good friends that wrestling for ourselves not caring what the world think. Most teams around WEW aren't even a couple like The Falconary the team of Calvin Harris and Collin Cole. They aren't a couple but they are successful at what they do. I bet you be calling them a couple next along with this new team called The Continuum.
Tom was pretty pissed off that he thought that him and Brutus should be a couple that he heard him say once before and Brutus told Tom all about that and it was sickening to hear about that part as he would never date anyone like a man ever in his life especially he was more of the ladies man and all about winning than losing although his last loss with Alonso didn't count to Tom because it was just a normal match but then again this was as well but this was going to be sort of a revenge for Tom on the things he had said to Brutus before the six man tag that happened on WEW in the past.
Tom then went to the toilet and came out wearing janitor clothes five minutes later as he went out of the office to clean the windows. Unlike a certain rider that did that in the past. Tom for one enjoyed to clean the windows as it was good for him to clean the windows even though he was helping someone but he was just making a joke out of it like he was more or less pretending to clean the windows rather than actually doing it not that he was bored of doing it.
Tom Sykes: People really think you are quite the thing in WEW but to me you are not. You are just like the rest of the wrestlers around here being a joke and I have no idea why you actually was contending for the TV Title and actually won it since people can't take you seriously. You didn't deserve to win the TV Title and what's the deal of title shots being in one on one matches as of late? Like come the fuck on get other wrestlers to contend for titles rather than just one person getting them. Put people in triple threat or in fatal four way matches at least give them a chance for goodness sake. Nobody wants to see just plan flat out one on one matches for titles all the time because they just get boring.
It really annoyed Tom that Alakai seems to keep booking people just for single matches for titles all the time rather than just put a variety of people in for a title shot. It pissed him off but he forgot that was how stupid of the Americans to do something like that but he had to deal with it and it wasn't for a title shot at all. Just some match that Tom was signed up to do but at least his other sport were trying different things like going to different countries and heck he was racing in America again sometime next month as well as World Superbikes was making a return to Laguna Seca which had meant he had to promote the race as well but of course this week he won't because it wasn't relevant to the match.
He now changed his clothes again and dresses all smart because he was going to take over the reception duties in the office and he sees a young woman in the way and Tom wanted to sit in her place.
Tom Sykes: Let me sit there. I want to be a receptionist now.
The woman got up and lets Tom get to work as he was just sitting there waiting for a phone call and it ends up being a man that already recognises Tom's voice saying he sounded a lot like Tom Sykes.
Tom Sykes: Who do you think I am Bill Clinton? Of course it's Tom Sykes you thick idiot.
Tom was having some fun on the phone now with some guy that Tom thought he was being stupid thinking it wasn't him. Tom laughed on how pathetic this guy was just like how working in an office was stupid to Tom but he was having some fun there rather than being a normal office assistant just sitting there writing on the computer and other stuff that office people usually do. He finished being on the phone to the guy and continued to speak more about the match.
Tom Sykes: What's even more funny is the fact that we won against The Prison Guards last week while you lost to Ryan Jackson but I give you credit that at least someone is interested in his heavyweight title shot and giving him his first title defence since he won the title but that's only because you got the TV title that's why. You failed badly at beating him and you are just going to fail yet again especially when I'm always in pole position to win matches and heck I was on pole position for the Portugal race and winning the dam race too. Seems like you are on the losing end and I am on the winning end. It's clear to know that I have more of a chance of winning against you than the other way around.
Tom decided to stop talking for a while especially when a man just fainted onto the floor as soon as he saw Tom's face while he was talking about the match and of course like usual. Tom just left him there not caring on what had happened being his usual self not caring for anyone that wasn't a Brit apart from Stefan who was completely different compared to the rest of the people that he knew within the wrestling business. He had to win the match against Adrian no matter what it takes to do even if Brutus had to come and help him to win the match. He would still want to win as he hasn't performed to his best in single's matches as of late.
Tom Sykes: Look at this pathetic man here fainting just because I was working behind the reception desk. Some of you Americans are just flat out stupid and dumb especially when majority of them are overweight. Not getting into that but your name certainly does make you right that you are a jobber like the rest of these people around WEW. You like to align yourself with those nobodies on Armada Latina. I tell you something pal. They will never take their wrestling seriously just making it more of an entertainment show and that's the problem that both me and Brutus have is you Americans don't take wrestling seriously enough if at all especially when you came along. I am going to beat you for the three count or make you tap out because I am The Superpole King baby.
Tom was done working in the office as he then left the place and then went into his hotel room to get some sleep before the next day on wrestling against Adrian Jobs.