Triple Threat match against JF and Jair Hopkins

[Konrad Raab]

The king of Germany and the world. Cologne, Germany. Saturday 29th September.

It was beginning a time where Stefan was getting hungry not to get wins again under his belt but to get some success. Already he was proving that he was becoming an real prick to other wrestlers in APW. He didn't really care for anyone but himself and Yarmouth within the company. He was spending time with his friends back in Germany and he was pretending to be some sort of empire of his country. He was like sitting in a big king chair looking like this.



He had a king's crown on his head along with wearing all gangster clothes and his friends were wondering what the hell Stefan was doing but they were finding him hilarious to say the least. Ross Anthony, Elton and Joey Kelly were at this palace that they along with Stefan were at.

Ross Anthony: Oh fucking hell Stefan. That's like the funniest thing I have ever seen you pretending to be a king along with being a gangster.

Elton: I couldn't agree more that you seem to be royalty to your country and the world itself.

Stefan Raab: Duh that's what I am trying to get into these prick's heads. I am in another match with a champion and another irrelevant person known as Jair Hopkins. Like how many times do I have to face him already?

Joey Kelly: You faced him twice haven't you this Jair Hopkins guy?

Stefan Raab: That's about right and I remember the last time I had a match like this involving him. I pinned his ass for the three count claiming me to be the number one contender for the North American title but only he has defeated me as well in a tag match a few weeks ago but enough about the past. I still want to put a hopscotch game in the middle of the ring and see how Jair does in that.

Ross Anthony: Don't forget that his name sounds a lot like a character from Star Wars.

Stefan Raab: How I have actually forgotten about that the last few times that I have faced him in the ring. Jar Jar Blinks? Does suit the guy a lot. Actually that reminds me. Joey pass me that mask.

Joey passes what seems to be like a Jair Jair Blinks mask and Stefan takes the crown off his head and puts the mask on and sticking the tongue out which almost touched the floor and putting the crown back on his head and they were still wondering why he was wearing the king's crown on his head.

Elton: Now you explained why you wearing these gangster clothes and with the mask. Why are you wearing a king's crown and also sitting in the big chair as well?

Stefan Raab: Because the so called empire known as Julius Farquhar thinks too much about the medieval times where he claims himself to be king of the world when really he isn't. He is only acting this way just because he's the tap out champion. That's really lame don't you think?

Joey Kelly: I couldn't agree with you more. You really are making yourself real hated in APW.

Stefan Raab: That's exactly what I aim to do to be hated and not be liked anywhere I go in the APW arena. That's why I am going to be known as the most hated wrestler in APW along with the other nicknames I called myself with The Killerplauze and The German Sensation.

Joey, Ross and Elton were standing next to Stefan who was sitting in the middle of the palace who had yet to talk about the upcoming match although he was taking the right piss out of them with the clothes he was wearing and how he was acting as well and it was clear that Stefan wanted to be the most hated wrestler in APW and pissing the fuck out of everyone which clearly what exactly he was doing as he just didn't care what achievements the other wrestlers have done before him. He had a sick smile on his face knowing the things he was going to say about his opponents that he was facing this week.

Stefan Raab: Shut up and let me talk about these tossers that I am going to face next Sunday.

Ross Anthony: Alright Stefan. You have my word along with Joey and Elton's. I am going to record your stuff on this cassette recorder.

Stefan Raab: They still sell cassettes? That's like ancient history right now but go ahead and record me talking shit.

Ross pressed record on the cassette recorder machine that he wanted to hear Stefan really talk about the match along with trash talking on his opponents on how much he had improved on talking down on the wrestlers he is facing next Sunday night.

Here comes the day when I am facing another champion in a match only this time against Julius Farquhar who is a and Jair Hopkins. I am sick and tired of facing against Jair Hopkins all the time. Give me a variety of wrestlers to face for goodness sake. I mean what has Jair done since he came into APW? Oh that's right apart from losing to Jason Kash for the Suicidal title. You haven't done anything and you haven't been all that impressive at all whatsoever. At least you finally came out to me and called me out. I find you real stupid and an idiot at that. Do you think I would be hurt by being called an ignorant peasant by what you said on twitter? Oh no I am not at all. There is just nothing nice I can say about you at all nothing because your career has been lacking quite a lot. I mean sure you got your title shot against Jason Kash at One Night In Hell but I know that you won't win that match at all especially that you couldn't pin me alone for the North American title shot we had a while ago. Remember that at all?

I thought as much because you got knocked out by me. I don't really care how many losses I have had and sure most people do but clearly I don't because that's what a weak man does to care about stuff like that and I am far from doing that. Am I scared of you? Hell no I am not and I don't care about you or anyone else in APW because I plan on not respecting anyone in the company. You been lacking a lot in the wrestling ring and that seems like it's going to continue more and more until there is a day where you will quit the wrestling business. You already admitted that you made mistakes and that clearly shows how stupid you are on admitting something like that. I don't admit to anything like that because that's not who I am. Americans are known for making mistakes and plenty of them at that especially going into war with Afghanistan and having more soldiers killed than the whole nine eleven disaster. I got to where I am due to hard work something that you haven't done at all.

Then we move onto the quietest person of the bunch known as Julius Farquhar who is a tap out champion. Last Sunday I faced a champion called Jason Kash and only now I am facing another one that being you Julius. OK so I can't be too nasty about England but there is one thing I don't understand and that is why are you pretending to be some sort of king when in reality you are not? I heard a saying that you would get offended if I said you come from United Kingdom. Well sorry but you do come from the United Kingdom there is no question about it. I don't really care about you being the tap out champion not at all. It's actually quite hard for me not to credit you over something since I can't be nasty towards the country because Yarmouth comes from there and you have proven time again that you are what a worthy champion stands for not like Jason who goes onto Meltdown just to make himself more of a joke than he already is. You seem to be living too much in the medieval times. This is not the thirtieth century that we live in now. Stop living in the past and actually look towards the future.

Seriously you seem to be real quiet about this match and if I was champion. I would go on to talk about the match all the time because I am all about for match hype like I have been doing all weekend. I am not one of these wrestlers that just not talk about the match oh no. I am different and I really don't care on how much you say about me because caring is what weak people do and you seem to care about that tap out title you currently hold. Why are you bothering with TJ anyway when he hasn't done anything and heck he's not wrestling this week and why? Because he is a pussy which seems like you are as well. Like I am meant to be scared by you hurting my ankle or you will try to. Not even close because I would still wrestle regardless if people like it or not which majority of the people won't like it. What I am doing here Julius is the fact how lame this is to sit on the chair being empire of the world which clearly you are not.

I hope you both will be ready to face me because the matches you have seen of me before this match takes place is history and where I come from. I don't plan on making any mistakes whatsoever. I plan to beat you both down like there will be no tomorrow. I don't care if both of you are better than me because we all know that's complete bullshit especially that I plan to make history and that's by beating both of you in one night. I defeated four men in the past on Meltdown only this time I wasn't hated as much as I plan to do as from Sunday night because unlike some people. I don't want to be liked by anyone in APW maybe except Yarmouth but I have a think about that seeing that he admits that he has been losing matches. No one should admit something like that because I don't and nor do I ever plan to either.

Ross then stopped recording on the tape recorder as he was just about done on talking about the match for now to leave for another day. Stefan was still sitting in the chair with the arrogant look he had saying this.

Stefan Raab: I am the king of Germany and heck I am king of the world.

Elton: That's a bit arrogant isn't it?

Stefan Raab: Oh no it's not you silly man. I am speaking from the truth like the APW world needs to know that there is nothing that is going to stop me from achieving greatness next Sunday on kicking Jair Hopkins and Julius Farquhar asses in the ring.

Stefan then got off from the chair and taking the crown and the mask off as he then went to leave the palace that he was in and then went back to his own house to spend time with his other daughters that he had from his previous relationship and then he goes straight off to sleep.

[Konrad Raab]

Germany winning over the Americans. Lommel, Belgium. Friday 5th October.

Last weekend in Belgium. Something big happened over the weekend in the Motocross Of Nations when Germany for the first time in seven years done what no other country have done and that was defeating Team USA in their own sport that they are at their strongest at. It was their first ever win in the nations competition and it was such a huge sport that all the riders best in the world came to compete in this competition. Stefan happened to be there to discover the winning track that happened to his country and also to try to get under Jair's skin seeing that this mud was something that he had to live by when he was a kid after finding out recently he had to live on the streets.

Of course he had his friend called Elton being with him as well as he also wanted to discover what Stefan was on about when Jair was being a slum dog of some sort that it seemed to be like having to live under something like this. Not necessary a motocross track but almost like one. Of course regarding the last thing they did with the king thing. Elton looked back on Stefan's last matches that he had and remembered that Stefan was being stupid and he begins to speak to him while standing in the middle of the starting gate.

Elton: I just realized something that you know you said that you was king of the world on Saturday?You are so stupid you know that because I found out recently that you haven't won a match since the last Shockwave Pay Per View.

Stefan Raab: Shut up Elton. Does it look like I give a shit about not winning at all in my matches?

Elton: Well you should because all this talking you been doing on twitter is just ridiculous when you haven't proved yourself in any matches lately.

Stefan Raab: Just fuck off Elton. Just because I haven't been winning doesn't mean that I haven't been improving in the ring. Look at Yarmouth and Shane Borderland. They were drafted as well and they haven't won any matches.

Elton: But you are the only one that's been doing all the talk about wins and losses on twitter and even on the website.

Stefan Raab: I really don't care at all because I am going to wrestle on my own. I don't need wrestlers telling me what to do and do any of that weak bullshit like apologising to the wrestlers for pissing them off and respecting them not even if President Jeff tells me to.

Elton and Stefan were clearly arguing on the field on Elton telling Stefan that his attitude had gone far enough while Stefan wasn't even bothering to listen to Elton as he thought even Fizz was sick of his attitude towards wrestlers in APW but it seems like that was how Stefan was going to go by and he wanted to get wrestlers to hate him but they calmed down after a few minutes and seeing that they were at the motocross track that their country won at and Stefan picks the mud up with his hands and felt it what it was like to actually stand in a middle of the track.

Elton: You realize that Jair Hopkins might've took a dump there right?

Stefan Raab: Oh god Elton that is just disgusting. I think I am going to puke.

Stefan drops the mud off his hands and vomited on the track as Elton gets him a bottle of water to wash his hands off and drink some of the water to get rid of the crap that was on his hands as he sees an empty track just full of German flags because of them winning the motocross races as a nation last weekend. He smiled at himself that his country for once destroyed America in one sport but of course he plans to do the same thing but this time against two other men in a triple threat match and of course he was going to ramble more about the upcoming match but this time it was more aimed at Jair Hopkins. Elton has the camera ready and begins to speak.

Elton: Are you ready to be filmed?

Stefan Raab: Of course I am to talk about these idiots yet again. This is going on youtube. Now shut up and let me do my thing.

Elton gets the camera ready so they can put it on youtube later on as Stefan was getting ready to talk about wrestling, twitter and also what happened here last weekend and why he was here on the motocross race track as Stefan begins to have a sick smile on his face about things he was going to say as he begins to speak.

You Americans and other nations have no idea why I am here do you? Last weekend something happened on this track and in this place that a certain nation haven't done in seven years. There was a Motocross Of Nations race and guess which nation defeated the Americans at their own game? If you thought Germany then you are correct. You see you Americans think you are so tough just what these yank riders thought only they grasp the hands of losing to Germany. Of course that is why you all are against me but why do I care to what you all think anyway? It's fucking pathetic to think that you APW stars are just like everyone else kissing each other's backsides and actually liking what they say when you all are meant to be enemies of each other.

Seems like gone are the days of wrestlers hating each others guts and become friends with other wrestlers. That shit should be dead. That reminds me a certain wrestler in this match who certainly does kiss up to a wrestler called TJ on Jair Hopkins. I heard the shit you said about me wanting wrestlers to respect me? You just don't understand do you? Ever since I joined APW I never got respect from anyone and I don't want respect or to be liked in APW any more because I am not the weak wrestler that people thought I was when I was teaming with that idiotic Yarmouth guy. No that is dead and buried now the whole tag team business and I now go alone in my wrestling career. I heard that you was homeless most of your life right? Aww how we all should feel sorry for you. Oh fuck no I don't at all because you deserved to live in the streets and be a slum dog that you are.

You crapped everywhere even in this pile of mud right here. Do you know a film called Slumdog Millionaire? That film all reminds me of you about a boy going on Indian version of Who wants to be a Millionaire because he only wanted to win money just like how I feel about you wrestling just for the money and the fame and that's about it. Just nothing impresses me about you at all in the ring and it's only typical that you would be all buddies with that pussy The Soul Of Crap. How cute that you was going to block me because you couldn't stand the insults I was giving to you on twitter? Oops too bad because it's going to continue like that to every superstar in APW. I don't give a fuck who I piss off because I am a changed man and people especially Yarmouth are going to see it sooner rather than later. I am going to make sure that I will shatter your leg and make you hop home like a one legged frog that you are and even look like.

Which brings me to my next point on Julius Farquhar. I never met anyone that is more of a pussy champion than anyone I have seen on twitter. Jason Kash and even Evan Envi have more guts on calling me out than you have Julius. You are pathetic like seriously especially on having to deal with that useless wrestler TJ. I don't fear nobody in the ring at all. Very funny on saying I have rabies on twitter when I don't. You got me mistaken for that Dilhole guy on Overdrive who has got them. No part of me wants to go even near him nor should anyone else either. You seem to love to drink tea which is what typical British people do kissing up to the queen. You think you are like Prince Charles or something when you just want to be like him. That will not happen in years to come because you are a fake empire and you know it all too well.

Tell me what makes him think that he's a threat to your title? Seriously there is no one deserving of that title shot than I do with that Tap Out title you have got. Now I know I haven't got many submission moves in my arsenal but I would be willing to change it for whole title thing. I wouldn't care if you try to break my ankle but unlike TJ. I wouldn't let it stop me from wrestling because I am not a pussy like he is blocking me on twitter. He's a jackass just like how I find with you as well. You think too much of a typical English guy wanting to drink tea and go back to medieval times like usual. Nothing new in that at all. I love how bad you speak in German. You just try to but no one barely understood the word you said. Pathetic man you are.

With the twitter thing. It's about promoting the company to other people. Like until I started on you APW stars. No one had even heard of the company let's be real here. Everyone was telling me what the fuck is APW and now because of me. I am making it well known. You can tell that people are already hating on me but that's what I want you all to do is to hate my guts as much as you can. I give no respect to my opponents or anyone in the ring because that's how I am. The only thing I care about is myself and getting more wins under my name and that will come on Sunday night beating both of your weak asses up and I will win the match. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze.

Stefan was done talking about the match as Elton stopped filming with the mini camera they got from a shop the other day as Elton thought Stefan was more arrogant than he was before when he was talking about the match last Saturday.

Elton: You need to stop being so arrogant Stefan.

Stefan Raab: No I will continue to be arrogant because no one gave a shit about me being in APW and with this hate I am getting. It's getting me more noticed by other people. Come on and ride this German motocross bike with me.

Stefan and Elton already had their motocross gear on and raced against each other for ten laps with Stefan winning most of the laps ahead of Elton who won a few but Stefan was just too fast for him as he won the races and they left the track with Elton going back to Germany while Stefan catches his flight to Singapore to sleep most of the journey and then just doing a bit of shopping before training in the gym most of the time in the hotel gym before getting himself sleep late at night.