Post by Brutus Magnus on Oct 4, 2012 0:03:07 GMT
In the jungle. Norfolk, Virginia Thursday 4th October.
It was time for both Brutus and Tom to get back into the zone of teaming up again as it has been a while since they won against The Prison Guards. Lately everyone was sick and tired of both Brutus and Tom but mostly Brutus because he had been defending Stefan a lot and they can see that Stefan has completely changed his attitude towards the WEW wrestlers as he has to respect them than he did in the past even if it means Astor picking on him. He had to ignore it but that wasn't anything to do with Tom or Brutus. They realize that they got another chance to go for the tag team titles although people were getting sick and tired of them going for the titles all the time.
Brutus and Tom were quickly becoming the most hated tag team and people in WEW because of them talking a lot of shit to other WEW stars. Brutus was in the forest looking at the falcons so he can take the right piss out of The Falconry team that combined of Collin Cole and Calvin Harris since they know all about them because of Brutus facing both of the guys in matches before but there was one team that both Brutus and Tom haven't faced before in the ring and that was La Lolitas the team of Daniella and Brooklyn Carter. They were an unknown tag team that they haven't heard of before but it sure was going to be a challenge for them this week.
Brutus Magnus: Oh look at this wonderful scenery of the jungle that me and Tom are at? Plenty of birds to go around especially these falcons. I mean who would've thought that these birds are ugly to look at well not really because the team of The Falconry are so dam ugly to look at since they are a bunch of nobodies. Yeah sure Collin and Calvin defeated The Prison Guards last week but who hasn't defeated them like seriously? We done it before these so called tag team have and heck we are the only tag team in history to be champions that weren't from America.
Then the falcon came flying right across Brutus's face and tweeting at him.
Brutus Magnus: God dam fucking falcon nearly hit me in the face. If I had a gun right now. I would kill the bloody thing.
Tom wasn't in the forest as of yet as he wanted to come by later to check the place out as it was better for them to be apart and not interact with each other in case people do claim to think that they were some sort of couple that people always say. That was getting on Brutus's nerves a lot that he was being accused of a lot of people to be Tom's boyfriend and Stefan's as of late as well when purely they were just good friends. He continues to speak about the upcoming match up.
Brutus Magnus: I know all about you stupid team that are named after a bird especially when I have faced you both in the ring before. Dickheads both of you are on doing that wheel thing. We all know that you will never face the people that the wheel have span on since one of them last week so happened to be on the Animosity brand. Heck how do you think the tag team titles got on Adrenaline in the first place? That's right because me and Tom won those tag team titles from that pathetic team of Randy Orton and Angelica Monroe but of course you both wouldn't remember that since you weren't even on WEW when that happened. Shows how forgotten you both really are. The British Alliance have been here since day one almost and it's only going to continue from there.
Brutus hadn't talked about Collin or Calvin that much and nothing at all about the La Lolitas at all as another Falcon came across Brutus's head from out of nowhere this time as he was quite enjoying to be in the jungle with lots of wild beasts coming out from the woods. There was eyes appearing from the bushes as it ended up being a big lion that seemed like it was angry at Brutus being in it's way and went to attack Brutus but Brutus smiles as he kicks him off from him and the lion runs away into the bushes again.
Brutus Magnus: Did you see that lion? Yeah it has more guts than you Collin and Calvin will ever have when you go up against me and Tom who well isn't here at the moment maybe he might come by later on but who knows. Anyway I never liked Calvin since day one being arrogant as he is and still disliking Stefan when he's completely changed now. Yeah you are stupid Calvin and now you just lost your girl. Oh good that means you know that relationships are a waste of fucking time don't you? How I always felt about them all the time. Same can't be said to the ladies man of WEW can it Collin? Yeah you sucking up to all the ladies in WEW and you must enjoy them sucking on your cock. Why does Sayge even like you anyway since she's the one that mainly likes people that have done everything in the wrestling business when you haven't done jack shit around here.
It was funny that Brutus brought that up seeing that he thought that she was a steroid taking monster freak that feels picking on people was the way to go about things although he could talk on picking on female wrestlers as of late being really sexist and everything which comes at a price for the next set of people that were also in his and Tom's way of getting another shot for the tag team titles and they know what is on everyone's mind that they blew the chances for the title twice. There was a snake that was crawling on the floor and Brutus went to pick it up. It was quite a venomous snake known as the Black Mamba. He put the snake around his neck and enjoys the feel of being in danger as that's the kind of person Brutus was the more of a man that would do anything to risk himself getting hurt.
Brutus Magnus: Then we move onto the weakest tag team of the lot known as La Lolitas which combine of Brooklyn and Daniella Carter. So they must be sisters surely or cousin or some sort of family relation there. I don't know anything about these girls and nor do I think I want to know either since they aren't well known around here. It's only that the fact that they have won a couple of matches as a team but that's about it. They are just a weak link since they are a bunch of females that usually just wrestle for eye candy with the men whistling at them. Yes I went that far because I don't give a flying fuck what people say because it's the truth. No girl should be wrestling actually seeing that they are weak as fuck when it comes to wrestling against male wrestlers. Nobody barely knows about you girls seeing how they think that they are a threat to the tag champions when they are not even close to that at all.
Brutus smiled at himself as he knew that it was the complete truth on what he had said about the female wrestlers are only there just for eye candy. He just flat out didn't care as he was a sick vile human being that he always wanted to burn things down but seeing that he was in the forest. He knows that American's biggest weakness when it comes to forest's is the fact that they have forest fires nearly all the time in the country. He even had plans to set one on fire a bit later on. He didn't care for the animals and mammals that were in the jungle although he liked the snake around his neck.
The snake saw the Falcon flying across Brutus and went to take a spat at it with the falcon hitting the ground pretty hard and got poison from the snake that had a bite on it's head and Brutus smiled as that was exactly what members of The Falconry and La Lolitas were going to get but only it was the poison of the British guys of himself and Tom pinning either one of the teams for the three count as he knew that he and Tom just have as much chance on winning the match than anyone else did in the match as he continues to have the snake around his neck.
Brutus Magnus: You see that falcon Collin, Calvin, Daniella and Brooklyn? That will be all four of you when you see me and Tom kicking the living shit out of you four well that's what you get for being fucked up Americans that you all are well maybe Mexicans when it comes to La Lolitas I don't know but you both are sisters and how will family siblings going to work when usually half of those tag teams are fuck up's from the word go just like relationship tag teams of Cassidy and Nathaniel. Do people hate me and Tom in WEW? Actually yes they do seeing that we are quickly becoming the most hated tag team in WEW and do we care about that at all? No we don't because we come from United Kingdom. OK so we won't be as bad as Stefan is hated in a different company at the moment but it seems like we are getting there with that.
Brutus remembers all too well on the hate Stefan is getting in a big company called APW at the moment but that was because he wanted to be hated but in other companies though. He just had to like people especially in WEW and in the StarrDome now. He was seeing another pair of eyes in the bushes and it wasn't a lion this time. It ended up being a tiger that just came out and attacked Brutus only that the snake got the tiger as well and poisoned him as Brutus was already fed up of being in the jungle but it was mainly to get inside both members of The Falconry's head seeing that they were the only team that are well known out of the two in WEW.
Brutus Magnus: Oh look everyone. An angry tiger is on the loose.
Brutus ran into the cage as the tiger followed him in there as he then locked the tiger in the cage as it was getting angry forcing it's way out of the cage as he locked it tight and then more falcon's come past him as he decided to have a mini tranqualizer gun and shoots it at the falcon and it goes straight off to sleep imagining that it was going to be either one of Calvin, Collin, Brooklyn or Daniella going off to sleep when Brutus or Tom aim to get a win out of the bag to go to face against the tag team champions yet again for the match.
Brutus Magnus: You both I know are going to say. Oh how both Brutus and Tom fucked up on going for the tag team titles twice. Oh god you both would be pathetic as if you teams have a chance of winning the tag team titles from Nathaniel and Cassidy the team that sit at home doing nothing all the time. At least me and Tom were the ones that brought the tag team titles to Adrenaline in the first place and also how we are the first team ever to become the tag team champions that don't come from America. It's in the history books already so look up that fact because it's the truth. That will be done yet again being the first ever team to hold the tag team titles the second time. As far as Nathan Parker and The British Alliance are concerned. We are through with him seeing that he done nothing but screwing me and Tom from the tag team title shots all the time. Fuck you all because come tomorrow night. You will see me and Tom pinning you both teams for the three count.
Brutus was now going to set something up to put the forest on fire as he got a flamethrower out and setted a lot of trees and bushes on fire as there was a lot of gas that was in the flamethrower and once that gas has ran out. He then left the jungle to go to sleep in a rented house that he is staying at since he was banned from every hotel across America with the latest burnings he done a few months ago on hotels. He did wonder however how Tom was doing as he hadn't seen him for a while now but getting rest was far more important than to worry about Tom and he closes his eyes to sleep.
It was time for both Brutus and Tom to get back into the zone of teaming up again as it has been a while since they won against The Prison Guards. Lately everyone was sick and tired of both Brutus and Tom but mostly Brutus because he had been defending Stefan a lot and they can see that Stefan has completely changed his attitude towards the WEW wrestlers as he has to respect them than he did in the past even if it means Astor picking on him. He had to ignore it but that wasn't anything to do with Tom or Brutus. They realize that they got another chance to go for the tag team titles although people were getting sick and tired of them going for the titles all the time.
Brutus and Tom were quickly becoming the most hated tag team and people in WEW because of them talking a lot of shit to other WEW stars. Brutus was in the forest looking at the falcons so he can take the right piss out of The Falconry team that combined of Collin Cole and Calvin Harris since they know all about them because of Brutus facing both of the guys in matches before but there was one team that both Brutus and Tom haven't faced before in the ring and that was La Lolitas the team of Daniella and Brooklyn Carter. They were an unknown tag team that they haven't heard of before but it sure was going to be a challenge for them this week.
Brutus Magnus: Oh look at this wonderful scenery of the jungle that me and Tom are at? Plenty of birds to go around especially these falcons. I mean who would've thought that these birds are ugly to look at well not really because the team of The Falconry are so dam ugly to look at since they are a bunch of nobodies. Yeah sure Collin and Calvin defeated The Prison Guards last week but who hasn't defeated them like seriously? We done it before these so called tag team have and heck we are the only tag team in history to be champions that weren't from America.
Then the falcon came flying right across Brutus's face and tweeting at him.
Brutus Magnus: God dam fucking falcon nearly hit me in the face. If I had a gun right now. I would kill the bloody thing.
Tom wasn't in the forest as of yet as he wanted to come by later to check the place out as it was better for them to be apart and not interact with each other in case people do claim to think that they were some sort of couple that people always say. That was getting on Brutus's nerves a lot that he was being accused of a lot of people to be Tom's boyfriend and Stefan's as of late as well when purely they were just good friends. He continues to speak about the upcoming match up.
Brutus Magnus: I know all about you stupid team that are named after a bird especially when I have faced you both in the ring before. Dickheads both of you are on doing that wheel thing. We all know that you will never face the people that the wheel have span on since one of them last week so happened to be on the Animosity brand. Heck how do you think the tag team titles got on Adrenaline in the first place? That's right because me and Tom won those tag team titles from that pathetic team of Randy Orton and Angelica Monroe but of course you both wouldn't remember that since you weren't even on WEW when that happened. Shows how forgotten you both really are. The British Alliance have been here since day one almost and it's only going to continue from there.
Brutus hadn't talked about Collin or Calvin that much and nothing at all about the La Lolitas at all as another Falcon came across Brutus's head from out of nowhere this time as he was quite enjoying to be in the jungle with lots of wild beasts coming out from the woods. There was eyes appearing from the bushes as it ended up being a big lion that seemed like it was angry at Brutus being in it's way and went to attack Brutus but Brutus smiles as he kicks him off from him and the lion runs away into the bushes again.
Brutus Magnus: Did you see that lion? Yeah it has more guts than you Collin and Calvin will ever have when you go up against me and Tom who well isn't here at the moment maybe he might come by later on but who knows. Anyway I never liked Calvin since day one being arrogant as he is and still disliking Stefan when he's completely changed now. Yeah you are stupid Calvin and now you just lost your girl. Oh good that means you know that relationships are a waste of fucking time don't you? How I always felt about them all the time. Same can't be said to the ladies man of WEW can it Collin? Yeah you sucking up to all the ladies in WEW and you must enjoy them sucking on your cock. Why does Sayge even like you anyway since she's the one that mainly likes people that have done everything in the wrestling business when you haven't done jack shit around here.
It was funny that Brutus brought that up seeing that he thought that she was a steroid taking monster freak that feels picking on people was the way to go about things although he could talk on picking on female wrestlers as of late being really sexist and everything which comes at a price for the next set of people that were also in his and Tom's way of getting another shot for the tag team titles and they know what is on everyone's mind that they blew the chances for the title twice. There was a snake that was crawling on the floor and Brutus went to pick it up. It was quite a venomous snake known as the Black Mamba. He put the snake around his neck and enjoys the feel of being in danger as that's the kind of person Brutus was the more of a man that would do anything to risk himself getting hurt.
Brutus Magnus: Then we move onto the weakest tag team of the lot known as La Lolitas which combine of Brooklyn and Daniella Carter. So they must be sisters surely or cousin or some sort of family relation there. I don't know anything about these girls and nor do I think I want to know either since they aren't well known around here. It's only that the fact that they have won a couple of matches as a team but that's about it. They are just a weak link since they are a bunch of females that usually just wrestle for eye candy with the men whistling at them. Yes I went that far because I don't give a flying fuck what people say because it's the truth. No girl should be wrestling actually seeing that they are weak as fuck when it comes to wrestling against male wrestlers. Nobody barely knows about you girls seeing how they think that they are a threat to the tag champions when they are not even close to that at all.
Brutus smiled at himself as he knew that it was the complete truth on what he had said about the female wrestlers are only there just for eye candy. He just flat out didn't care as he was a sick vile human being that he always wanted to burn things down but seeing that he was in the forest. He knows that American's biggest weakness when it comes to forest's is the fact that they have forest fires nearly all the time in the country. He even had plans to set one on fire a bit later on. He didn't care for the animals and mammals that were in the jungle although he liked the snake around his neck.
The snake saw the Falcon flying across Brutus and went to take a spat at it with the falcon hitting the ground pretty hard and got poison from the snake that had a bite on it's head and Brutus smiled as that was exactly what members of The Falconry and La Lolitas were going to get but only it was the poison of the British guys of himself and Tom pinning either one of the teams for the three count as he knew that he and Tom just have as much chance on winning the match than anyone else did in the match as he continues to have the snake around his neck.
Brutus Magnus: You see that falcon Collin, Calvin, Daniella and Brooklyn? That will be all four of you when you see me and Tom kicking the living shit out of you four well that's what you get for being fucked up Americans that you all are well maybe Mexicans when it comes to La Lolitas I don't know but you both are sisters and how will family siblings going to work when usually half of those tag teams are fuck up's from the word go just like relationship tag teams of Cassidy and Nathaniel. Do people hate me and Tom in WEW? Actually yes they do seeing that we are quickly becoming the most hated tag team in WEW and do we care about that at all? No we don't because we come from United Kingdom. OK so we won't be as bad as Stefan is hated in a different company at the moment but it seems like we are getting there with that.
Brutus remembers all too well on the hate Stefan is getting in a big company called APW at the moment but that was because he wanted to be hated but in other companies though. He just had to like people especially in WEW and in the StarrDome now. He was seeing another pair of eyes in the bushes and it wasn't a lion this time. It ended up being a tiger that just came out and attacked Brutus only that the snake got the tiger as well and poisoned him as Brutus was already fed up of being in the jungle but it was mainly to get inside both members of The Falconry's head seeing that they were the only team that are well known out of the two in WEW.
Brutus Magnus: Oh look everyone. An angry tiger is on the loose.
Brutus ran into the cage as the tiger followed him in there as he then locked the tiger in the cage as it was getting angry forcing it's way out of the cage as he locked it tight and then more falcon's come past him as he decided to have a mini tranqualizer gun and shoots it at the falcon and it goes straight off to sleep imagining that it was going to be either one of Calvin, Collin, Brooklyn or Daniella going off to sleep when Brutus or Tom aim to get a win out of the bag to go to face against the tag team champions yet again for the match.
Brutus Magnus: You both I know are going to say. Oh how both Brutus and Tom fucked up on going for the tag team titles twice. Oh god you both would be pathetic as if you teams have a chance of winning the tag team titles from Nathaniel and Cassidy the team that sit at home doing nothing all the time. At least me and Tom were the ones that brought the tag team titles to Adrenaline in the first place and also how we are the first team ever to become the tag team champions that don't come from America. It's in the history books already so look up that fact because it's the truth. That will be done yet again being the first ever team to hold the tag team titles the second time. As far as Nathan Parker and The British Alliance are concerned. We are through with him seeing that he done nothing but screwing me and Tom from the tag team title shots all the time. Fuck you all because come tomorrow night. You will see me and Tom pinning you both teams for the three count.
Brutus was now going to set something up to put the forest on fire as he got a flamethrower out and setted a lot of trees and bushes on fire as there was a lot of gas that was in the flamethrower and once that gas has ran out. He then left the jungle to go to sleep in a rented house that he is staying at since he was banned from every hotel across America with the latest burnings he done a few months ago on hotels. He did wonder however how Tom was doing as he hadn't seen him for a while now but getting rest was far more important than to worry about Tom and he closes his eyes to sleep.