Post by Tom Sykes on Oct 5, 2012 2:16:41 GMT
In the jungle. Norfolk, Virginia Thursday 4th October.
Tom hasn't really been around wrestling ever since his win over Adrian Jobs last week as he got two things on his mind to do. That was not only to win the match to go for the tag team titles again but also for the World Superbikes championship as well as he was the only guy in the championship that can clinch the crown off from Max Biaggi. He was in the jungle that was covered in flames since he pretty much figured that Brutus was here before Tom was and to Tom it seemed pretty recent as well seeing that he saw the snake being on the floor and the falcon that was still sleeping after Brutus shot the tranqualizer gun on the bird that was on the floor.
He pretty much figured that Brutus had already talked lots about The Falconry team but not that much about the other team that were in the match called La Lolitas. Tom like Brutus didn't know anything about La Lolitas either as he hadn't met them before or that he hasn't met Collin Cole before either as that was why it was easier for Brutus to come into the jungle first before Tom did. As like before on what happened to Brutus. A large falcon came to attack Tom and peeked on Tom's head since the falcon thought that it was Tom that made the other fallen falcon to sleep.
Tom Sykes: OK so it's my turn to talk about the upcoming match in this shit jungle that I am at. So I got to face against two stupid teams one of them that are heard of already on The Falconry and the other are somewhat a new team to WEW on La Lolitas. Let's talk about La Lolitas shall we since I doubt that Brutus talked that much about them today. Nobody knows really who you girls are and I think you are both sisters of some sort seeing you both lookalike each other and the fact you both share the same name as well. It would be silly if you Brooklyn and Daniella say you aren't sisters because it's clear that you both are and also the fact I don't even consider you both Americans either. In fact your name sounds a lot like it comes from Mexico. We think Mexicans the exact same thing as Americans ignorant and self centred bastards that they are.
Tom clearly had no idea what Brutus said about the match as they haven't seen each other really since the tag match they had with The Prison Guards as he got hit by a Falcon yet again as Tom got pretty mad with the bird. He hated being in the jungle but just seeing the jungle being in flames was good enough for Tom to be there and seeing it all happen.
Tom Sykes: Piss off you stupid Falcon or I will send you to sleep like this other Falcon is right now.
The falcon then fled away from Tom as he was becoming more arrogant as each day comes especially this weekend with things all on his mind with doing two sports when most people are only doing the one sport during the week. Thankfully for Tom. It was going to be all wrestling after the race in France this weekend had finished as he has a lot of British fans behind him on winning the championship being in second place at the moment and certainly there was a lot of racing fans getting into wrestling as well now.
Tom then looked around the bushes seeing them on fire and he sees all the animals running away from the jungle because otherwise they would get burned and suddenly Tom saw a tiger that was stuck in the cage as he decided to let him out only for the tiger to have a fight with Tom only he picked up the tranqualizer gun and made the tiger go off to sleep as well.
Tom Sykes: I actually agree with what Brutus said on twitter the other day on you girls are only there to wrestle for eye candy seeing how you lot always talk about the looks all the time rather than wanting to wrestle in the ring. It's like females are obsessed with fucking looks all the time. Do you know where they get you in the wrestling business? Nowhere that's what because that's not wrestling is all about. It's about kicking ass and destroying people that are in your way on achieving your goals. A lot of ugly people have achieved something in wrestling because they are better just how I feel about this match with you pathetic sisters. Like I said before. Nobody in WEW barely know you both as a team so you might as well just back out of this match ASAP seeing Brooklyn and Daniella are completely irrelevant to the match and the tag team division itself.
Tom was picking off the pieces that Brutus had left behind on not talking so much about the girls but it was just a second guess for both of the British guys as Tom and Brutus haven't really met Brooklyn or Daniella in the ring before but they know they would have to face people that they don't know sometime in the tag team division when suddenly an elephant came out of nowhere and took Tom down to the ground using it's trunk to squirt water at Tom.
Tom Sykes: What the hell is going on here today being attacked by a tiger and now an elephant? This jungle gets more crazier by every minute and I now see a snake trying to poison the elephant. Madness here right now.
Tom of course was feeling quite strange right now being surrounded in the jungle by these animals who were angry at Tom because they thought that he was the one that put the forest on fire when clearly he didn't as he knew one person that was a suspect on doing that and that was Brutus as he knows he was all about putting things on fire. Of course Tom wasn't going to admit something like that because he wasn't weak like some people were in WEW and he hadn't really talked about The Falconry yet the team that Tom had only eye contact with but never faced them in the ring either although Brutus told him a lot about the team since he has faced both of them in singles matches before.
Tom then sees a brown bear looking at him and then he sees the other animals running away from the forest onto the streets that they were completely destroying because there was a forest fire that got even bigger since Brutus put the fire in the jungle knowing that's what Americans were weak at because there was no such thing as forest fires in the United Kingdom since there was no forests to put on fire. Tom wasn't that scared of the bear unlike The Falconry and La Lolitas would be scared of the large bear as Tom was having fun in the jungle with the animals more when they were attacking him which he didn't care about at all.
Tom Sykes: Look at the size of this bear Falconry. Just like the size of the ego's that you both seem to have a lot saying that you are all that. Actually you are not heck you couldn't even beat Cassidy and Paula either. You both failed big time and it's no wonder why no one takes you both seriously. Of course me and Brutus already have a win in the bag seeing that Calvin seems to be really distracted with his latest relationship break up with Nova Wonder. Dam shame that your girl left you or wait you gave up on sticking up for her because you are just too much of a pussy to stand up for your girl. You always been like that Calvin and it's only going to continue from there especially you and Collin haven't achieved anything in WEW and yet Sayge somehow respects you both? Sickening to say the least especially when she is trying to be like me becoming famous elsewhere. She's a fake model and bringing out perfumes and other useless crap like that nobody wants.
That was one thing that Tom didn't like about Sayge that she was trying to be too much like him on producing stuff like perfumes, books and music labels when Tom was already a big star in World Superbikes before he actually got into the wrestling business and still was doing the sport which nothing was going to stop him from doing so at all. The team know that as long as Tom can be injury free which he has. That's all it mattered to them but of course he had to put his racing stuff on hold when there was an upcoming match to possibly go for the tag team titles again.
Tom Sykes: That Sayge person is only good for kissing other people's asses just like how much she kisses up to you hey Collin since you seem to be like in love with her all the time. Oh I forgot how popular you are with the ladies and getting drunk every night as well. You have a huge problem dude with wanting sex and drinking all the time and oh this whole drag racing you do. Are you trying to be like some sort of racer like me or something? Sorry but that's not happening since my records are legit compared to yours. You wouldn't stand a chance on the track against the best in the world or even stand a chance wrestling against me. I tell you that you Americans are such fucking copycats doing everything I do. Such a shame that the wrestling business is becoming more about money, fame and looks than actually wanting to wrestle.
That made Tom sick although he was in the professional racing business. He generally wanted to wrestle as well unlike certain people that just wanted the money and the fame and that was about it. He didn't like how it was going in that direction rather than wrestlers that wanted to be there to fight like Brutus did. Tom actually didn't care for money and fame as much as other people did. He wrestles and races for fun although racing was becoming more serious with the championship on the line but usually he was having fun. He thought about the La Lolitas again on how they were wrestling for eye candy and then the falcon that Brutus had shot woke up and began to fly at Tom and peaked on his head.
Tom Sykes: Motherfucking falcon.
Tom just let the falcon fly away as he wanted to move onto other things like the match up and how he and Brutus could become number one contenders for the tag team titles yet again at 3 degree burns PPV that Tom hears about and he certainly was in a chance to win two things this weekend although he knew that people were going to get fed up of The British Alliance of having tag team title shots all the time rather than giving other teams a chance but it wasn't Brutus or Tom's fault that they were thrown in for another chance to go for the tag team titles.
Tom Sykes: Not our fucking problem that people don't like us heck even the co owner hates our guts but we don't care since we don't intend to with us being Brits that we are compared to some fake Americans around here. You know I heard recently that Americans are the most ignorant and self centred people in the world. That's why me and Brutus hate you Americans because it's the truth. The British Alliance get another chance because we prove what you Falconry and La Lolitas fail to do. Be consistent in winning matches and proving people wrong. We were tag team champions before and we can do that again by beating your asses up in the ring and win the match because me and Brutus are always in pole position to win and do you know why? Because I am The Superpole King baby and no one can stop us from achieving our goals and that is to go to third degree burns facing that joke of a team on Cassidy and Nathaniel.
Tom was done on talking about the match as he saw that the jungle was going up in flames a lot more and spreading throughout the jungle as he ran away from the jungle and went straight into his hotel room to think a lot that was going to happen this weekend with the upcoming match to go for the tag team titles and also to win the World Superbike championship from Max Biaggi but first thing to do was to win the match from The Falconary and La Lolitas as he goes to sleep dreaming about winning the tornado tag team match and also winning the World Superbike championship.
Tom hasn't really been around wrestling ever since his win over Adrian Jobs last week as he got two things on his mind to do. That was not only to win the match to go for the tag team titles again but also for the World Superbikes championship as well as he was the only guy in the championship that can clinch the crown off from Max Biaggi. He was in the jungle that was covered in flames since he pretty much figured that Brutus was here before Tom was and to Tom it seemed pretty recent as well seeing that he saw the snake being on the floor and the falcon that was still sleeping after Brutus shot the tranqualizer gun on the bird that was on the floor.
He pretty much figured that Brutus had already talked lots about The Falconry team but not that much about the other team that were in the match called La Lolitas. Tom like Brutus didn't know anything about La Lolitas either as he hadn't met them before or that he hasn't met Collin Cole before either as that was why it was easier for Brutus to come into the jungle first before Tom did. As like before on what happened to Brutus. A large falcon came to attack Tom and peeked on Tom's head since the falcon thought that it was Tom that made the other fallen falcon to sleep.
Tom Sykes: OK so it's my turn to talk about the upcoming match in this shit jungle that I am at. So I got to face against two stupid teams one of them that are heard of already on The Falconry and the other are somewhat a new team to WEW on La Lolitas. Let's talk about La Lolitas shall we since I doubt that Brutus talked that much about them today. Nobody knows really who you girls are and I think you are both sisters of some sort seeing you both lookalike each other and the fact you both share the same name as well. It would be silly if you Brooklyn and Daniella say you aren't sisters because it's clear that you both are and also the fact I don't even consider you both Americans either. In fact your name sounds a lot like it comes from Mexico. We think Mexicans the exact same thing as Americans ignorant and self centred bastards that they are.
Tom clearly had no idea what Brutus said about the match as they haven't seen each other really since the tag match they had with The Prison Guards as he got hit by a Falcon yet again as Tom got pretty mad with the bird. He hated being in the jungle but just seeing the jungle being in flames was good enough for Tom to be there and seeing it all happen.
Tom Sykes: Piss off you stupid Falcon or I will send you to sleep like this other Falcon is right now.
The falcon then fled away from Tom as he was becoming more arrogant as each day comes especially this weekend with things all on his mind with doing two sports when most people are only doing the one sport during the week. Thankfully for Tom. It was going to be all wrestling after the race in France this weekend had finished as he has a lot of British fans behind him on winning the championship being in second place at the moment and certainly there was a lot of racing fans getting into wrestling as well now.
Tom then looked around the bushes seeing them on fire and he sees all the animals running away from the jungle because otherwise they would get burned and suddenly Tom saw a tiger that was stuck in the cage as he decided to let him out only for the tiger to have a fight with Tom only he picked up the tranqualizer gun and made the tiger go off to sleep as well.
Tom Sykes: I actually agree with what Brutus said on twitter the other day on you girls are only there to wrestle for eye candy seeing how you lot always talk about the looks all the time rather than wanting to wrestle in the ring. It's like females are obsessed with fucking looks all the time. Do you know where they get you in the wrestling business? Nowhere that's what because that's not wrestling is all about. It's about kicking ass and destroying people that are in your way on achieving your goals. A lot of ugly people have achieved something in wrestling because they are better just how I feel about this match with you pathetic sisters. Like I said before. Nobody in WEW barely know you both as a team so you might as well just back out of this match ASAP seeing Brooklyn and Daniella are completely irrelevant to the match and the tag team division itself.
Tom was picking off the pieces that Brutus had left behind on not talking so much about the girls but it was just a second guess for both of the British guys as Tom and Brutus haven't really met Brooklyn or Daniella in the ring before but they know they would have to face people that they don't know sometime in the tag team division when suddenly an elephant came out of nowhere and took Tom down to the ground using it's trunk to squirt water at Tom.
Tom Sykes: What the hell is going on here today being attacked by a tiger and now an elephant? This jungle gets more crazier by every minute and I now see a snake trying to poison the elephant. Madness here right now.
Tom of course was feeling quite strange right now being surrounded in the jungle by these animals who were angry at Tom because they thought that he was the one that put the forest on fire when clearly he didn't as he knew one person that was a suspect on doing that and that was Brutus as he knows he was all about putting things on fire. Of course Tom wasn't going to admit something like that because he wasn't weak like some people were in WEW and he hadn't really talked about The Falconry yet the team that Tom had only eye contact with but never faced them in the ring either although Brutus told him a lot about the team since he has faced both of them in singles matches before.
Tom then sees a brown bear looking at him and then he sees the other animals running away from the forest onto the streets that they were completely destroying because there was a forest fire that got even bigger since Brutus put the fire in the jungle knowing that's what Americans were weak at because there was no such thing as forest fires in the United Kingdom since there was no forests to put on fire. Tom wasn't that scared of the bear unlike The Falconry and La Lolitas would be scared of the large bear as Tom was having fun in the jungle with the animals more when they were attacking him which he didn't care about at all.
Tom Sykes: Look at the size of this bear Falconry. Just like the size of the ego's that you both seem to have a lot saying that you are all that. Actually you are not heck you couldn't even beat Cassidy and Paula either. You both failed big time and it's no wonder why no one takes you both seriously. Of course me and Brutus already have a win in the bag seeing that Calvin seems to be really distracted with his latest relationship break up with Nova Wonder. Dam shame that your girl left you or wait you gave up on sticking up for her because you are just too much of a pussy to stand up for your girl. You always been like that Calvin and it's only going to continue from there especially you and Collin haven't achieved anything in WEW and yet Sayge somehow respects you both? Sickening to say the least especially when she is trying to be like me becoming famous elsewhere. She's a fake model and bringing out perfumes and other useless crap like that nobody wants.
That was one thing that Tom didn't like about Sayge that she was trying to be too much like him on producing stuff like perfumes, books and music labels when Tom was already a big star in World Superbikes before he actually got into the wrestling business and still was doing the sport which nothing was going to stop him from doing so at all. The team know that as long as Tom can be injury free which he has. That's all it mattered to them but of course he had to put his racing stuff on hold when there was an upcoming match to possibly go for the tag team titles again.
Tom Sykes: That Sayge person is only good for kissing other people's asses just like how much she kisses up to you hey Collin since you seem to be like in love with her all the time. Oh I forgot how popular you are with the ladies and getting drunk every night as well. You have a huge problem dude with wanting sex and drinking all the time and oh this whole drag racing you do. Are you trying to be like some sort of racer like me or something? Sorry but that's not happening since my records are legit compared to yours. You wouldn't stand a chance on the track against the best in the world or even stand a chance wrestling against me. I tell you that you Americans are such fucking copycats doing everything I do. Such a shame that the wrestling business is becoming more about money, fame and looks than actually wanting to wrestle.
That made Tom sick although he was in the professional racing business. He generally wanted to wrestle as well unlike certain people that just wanted the money and the fame and that was about it. He didn't like how it was going in that direction rather than wrestlers that wanted to be there to fight like Brutus did. Tom actually didn't care for money and fame as much as other people did. He wrestles and races for fun although racing was becoming more serious with the championship on the line but usually he was having fun. He thought about the La Lolitas again on how they were wrestling for eye candy and then the falcon that Brutus had shot woke up and began to fly at Tom and peaked on his head.
Tom Sykes: Motherfucking falcon.
Tom just let the falcon fly away as he wanted to move onto other things like the match up and how he and Brutus could become number one contenders for the tag team titles yet again at 3 degree burns PPV that Tom hears about and he certainly was in a chance to win two things this weekend although he knew that people were going to get fed up of The British Alliance of having tag team title shots all the time rather than giving other teams a chance but it wasn't Brutus or Tom's fault that they were thrown in for another chance to go for the tag team titles.
Tom Sykes: Not our fucking problem that people don't like us heck even the co owner hates our guts but we don't care since we don't intend to with us being Brits that we are compared to some fake Americans around here. You know I heard recently that Americans are the most ignorant and self centred people in the world. That's why me and Brutus hate you Americans because it's the truth. The British Alliance get another chance because we prove what you Falconry and La Lolitas fail to do. Be consistent in winning matches and proving people wrong. We were tag team champions before and we can do that again by beating your asses up in the ring and win the match because me and Brutus are always in pole position to win and do you know why? Because I am The Superpole King baby and no one can stop us from achieving our goals and that is to go to third degree burns facing that joke of a team on Cassidy and Nathaniel.
Tom was done on talking about the match as he saw that the jungle was going up in flames a lot more and spreading throughout the jungle as he ran away from the jungle and went straight into his hotel room to think a lot that was going to happen this weekend with the upcoming match to go for the tag team titles and also to win the World Superbike championship from Max Biaggi but first thing to do was to win the match from The Falconary and La Lolitas as he goes to sleep dreaming about winning the tornado tag team match and also winning the World Superbike championship.