Post by Konrad Raab on Oct 25, 2012 22:35:37 GMT
Caravan Crash Challenge. Olympic Stadium, Tokyo, Japan. Saturday 27th October.
It was the day of the event that Stefan had arranged well in advance as he couldn't use the Tokyo Dome because that was where the wrestling venue was going to be so he held it in the one place that the top venue wasn't being used and that was in the Olympic Stadium. There was a lot of crowd in the stands tonight and Stefan was going to be taking part in the Caravan Crash Challenge that he had setted up along with his friends Elton, Ross Anthony and Joey Kelly and another friend that used to be in Stefan's events in the past called Lucy. Also there was a couple of Japanese drivers that were interested on taking part in the event as well.
Only Stefan had a special microphone attached to his helmet so he could talk during when he was driving his stock car and caravan around the track. What the drivers had to do was just take the caravans off from the stock cars where the caravans were attached to. Whoever has the last caravan running on the stock car wins the event. It was being broadcasted around Japan on TV and it was something that Stefan hasn't done for a long time on running events but this will be the last thing he will do as every driver was sitting in their cars ready to go as the announcer stood in the middle of the track waiting to speak so the drivers could start to drive the caravans around the oval dirt.
The Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. It is now time for the event that everyone has been waiting for. The Caravan Crash Challenge held by the guy that will be wrestling tomorrow night in the Tokyo Dome, Stefan Raab.
Of course the crowd gave a massive amount of boos for Stefan especially how he was acting in the wrestling business lately as the announcer continues to speak again.
The Announcer: It's time to get racing. Ready, Get set, Go.
The green lights were on as the racers started racing around with the caravans and being as aggressive as Stefan was. He was already aiming for his first target with the Japanese driver as he was showing the drivers and the crowd how it's done as he had done this event last year as he begins to speak while aiming to hit his car to one of the Japanese drivers caravan.
Stefan Raab: Alright so tonight I am holding this special event called Caravan Crash Cup where drivers like me being one of them have to crash into the caravan and get them off the cars. Anyway that's not what I want to talk about tonight. What I do want to talk about however is the upcoming match that I got tomorrow night at One Night In Hell wrestling event. Yesterday while all of you wrestlers were resting up. I was getting some training on how to work a deathmatch by some local Japanese wrestlers and I know exactly what I am in for and I enjoyed every minute of that training I had. See that's something none of you opponents thought to do. Shows that I want to experience first hand on knowing what to do in a match. Brutal matches are something I am really good at so this match is just perfect for me.
Let's go on about these weak opponents I have to face tomorrow night. Lots of tag teams in this match involving ComiKaze which is such a stupid name for a tag team by the way especially when it's The Red Crow doing most of talking because Snake Boy can't bring himself to speak and The Educated Money that are named Ashton Daniels and Jerome Dubois. You teams know when it's a battle royal that you face against each other rather than working as a team so how that is going to work is beyond me. Tag teams are nothing but a waste of time just like my former tag partner who I get onto in a bit. Then you get these newcomers people who clearly do not belong in this match like Amy Zing, Kaylyn James Evans, Deviticus and recent new entry Chris Strike. That makes me sick that Jeff just puts in these four people that haven't had one match in APW and he just thinks oh let's put in the new wrestlers for fun. Shows what a shitty owner he is especially when two of those newcomers are women. They wouldn't last in this match at all. They will just get destroyed and beaten up more than us men will because they are weak.
It was almost carnage out on the track however as some people's caravans were already off the cars but Stefan still had his caravan attached to his car as there was a few drivers that still had the caravans attached to them but there was two drivers that were already out of contention for winning the event but they could still take out the other cars that had the caravans attached to them as Stefan was speeding his car to Ross's caravan and smashed it up to pieces as now Ross's caravan completely came off the car as Stefan continued talking.
Dr Williams Junior? What another stupid name to call yourself as a wrestler. Do you help people recover or something? You are stepping into a world where everybody will be hurt and have broken bits of their body torn into tiny pieces. Oh that's right you called me some names didn't you saying how I been throwing rocks at woman and how I kicked little kids. You just made yourself sound really fucked up in the head. Why am I surprised being the stupid American guy that you are. Then we come to someone that is one of Jeff's personal pets on Mr Dangerous. This guy is embarrassing as a wrestler seriously half of those people he has beaten I can beat in just a matter of seconds. You aren't even dangerous at all more like a guy that is nothing more than good at sucking on Jeff's cock and losing matches. I am not that impressed by you at all. Just like Chris Strike you really are overrated.
Time for a tic tac Tek? That's what your name reminds me of like those sweet bottles of tic tac. More like the fact that you will go tick tock to sleep when I throw you ass out of the ring especially that you are one of the worst wrestlers to come out of APW. Hell when was the last time you won a match? You are just as bad as Mr Dangerous there. None of these Meltdown stars are even worth talking about any more because none of you are in my league. None of you deserve a title shot by a long shot not even close as a matter of fact. All of you Meltdown stars especially Mr Dangerous and the over hyped Chris Strike are delusional people that I pretty much doubt will get drafted to Asylum when the match is over. I am going make sure that you Meltdown stars are going to feel every pain and suffering that all APW stars including me got when they first come onto the roster and all of you are going to like it a lot.
Stefan destroyed another caravan and this time it was Lucy's that he crashed into and now the drivers were aiming at Stefan as he quickly realizes this and moves out of the way and the crowd go wild when people are trying to get Stefan's caravan off his car and he was experiencing the crashing of it but the caravan wasn't budging at all as it was a complete mess on the track as some drivers just tipped their caravans over and their caravans are destroyed and some just had other people's cars to crash into the caravans. The crowd seemed like they were into it a lot and Stefan was proud to hold an event like this mainly just to have fun and relaxing away from wrestling and touring around the city like most wrestlers were doing.
The Announcer: There are only 5 more cars with caravans left to go before we declare the winner of the Caravan Crash Challenge.
Stefan was getting a lot more aggressive just like his match against a certain wrestler on Monday Night where he completely destroyed a young wrestler because of how pissed off Stefan was at Jeff calling him things like how he should craft with his wrestling more when he always tries to do that everyday. The argument he had with Jeff only made things better for Stefan as he could hate everyone in the locker room even more and he smiled while he was driving the car and continues to speak.
Now we go onto the three top stars in the match starting with one that shouldn't even be in this match because he isn't apart of Asylum or the Meltdown roster on John Dionysus. What the fuck is Jeff thinking on putting this guy who is on Overdrive in this match? OK so he has become the Xtreme champion in the past but what else has he done? Oh being an injury prone that's what this guy is famous for especially the only time it sounds like he has even defended the title when he had it was against Michael Harris. That really shows what a bad champion you were at the time. Nobody cares about you and it sounds like you had an alcohol problem in the past. That alone shows what a weak man you are trying to kill yourself. Nobody would miss you at all if you did something like that.
Then we have someone that is known for getting 100 losses in his wrestling career known as Johnny Knuckles. You know it's quite sad to have an achievement like that and being proud of it. You are what's the problem with wrestling is you think it's a joke when it's not. This is a serious business that we are in and that's not all. You have a fucking midget that tags around with you all the time. That really does show how serious you are as a wrestler. Oh and then you say you are the toughest guy in the match. To me you are nothing but a big F for failure. So what if you defeated me two weeks ago. I move on from that stupid match and hell that Asylum GM most likely put us in it because of me ruined the match which I pretty much regret now since Yarmouth is playing kiss up to the whole APW roster game including President Jeff's. You are no threat to me and you seem to think you will win this match when you have no chance in hell of doing so.
Stefan had left for one more person to talk about his worst enemy on Yarmouth but there was a lot of carnage out on the track right now as there was only two drivers left in the competition and they were Joey Kelly and Stefan Raab himself who was having a lot of fun crashing into the other caravans showing people that he was doing this whole thing for fun to get him away from the wrestling ring. A lot of cars were more or less aiming at Stefan only for Stefan to get a bit angry about that.
God dam motherfuckers.
So everyone was trying to get the caravan off Stefan's car but not many people can do it as they only realized that there was another car with the caravan and that was Joey Kelly as some were still on Stefan's case and some were on Joey's case as there was a lot of debris on the dirt oval track and still Stefan had yet to talk about Yarmouth and what he is going to do in the match up as he continues to speak while avoiding the cars crashing into him.
Now for my final victim of the match the guy I hate more than anybody else in the match Yarmouth. Yeah you think you are pretty smart going off fishing and calling me a fish when actually you are nothing but fish bait for President Jeff and do you know why he defended for you? Because you can't defend for yourself at all and all you do is go and kiss ass to him. Then you try and say you are sorry to people you offended? Fuck off with that shit. I don't apologize to anyone to the things I have said recently because I meant everything that I said about you, Jeff and everyone else around APW. Your fella word is like a disease spreading around the company and I am getting sick and tired of hearing it. How do you know that I will get suspended? Did Jeff tell you that as well? Why am I not surprised since you share almost the same bed as him and sleep together like you are a couple. First chance I get I will throw your ass out of the ring before I throw anyone else because you disgust me. You can say that I am boring you on twitter but the matter of fact is that you are boring in the ring and on twitter as well.
Oh no I can't forget about Jeffy boy can I with the things you said to me the other day? Yes I know you are not in this match but I might as well talk about you yet again. Oh how stupid you are saying I have almost the same losing record as Mr Dangerous. Do you know what the fuck happened on Monday night? Oh no you wouldn't since now I am laughing at you because what I did was that I had a match against some young kid at a wrestling school that I train at and guess what happened? I won the dam match and also the title as well so what you said about me not practising my craft is completely irrelevant just like you will be after the Pay Per View is over. I wasn't joking when I challenged you in a match one on one at Rasslemania on twitter. I was dead serious. Do you have the balls to take me on in a match? I wait to hear from you on that tomorrow night.
I am known as the most hated wrestler in APW because I have called nearly everybody out and pissed off President Jeff which no one else had the guts to do. I am not afraid of anything especially not this upcoming match. I am all about dangerous matches and I will use explosives on Yarmouth's ass and plant some in his mouth so he would shut the fuck up. All of this carnage you are seeing right now is going to be exactly like what will happen in the ring tomorrow night with me being the last man standing and winning the match over you stupid pieces of trash and getting my shot for Jason Kash's title. I will use every single weapon that they will provide for us in the match and throw all of your asses out of the ring because unlike any of you. I always have the confidence in myself to win matches and you can bet on me winning tomorrow night. You all are going to get Raabinated by The Killerplauze.
Joey Kelly's caravan was off his car as Stefan won the event of the Caravan Crash Challenge just a day before the big match up and he gets his special trophy saying that he was Caravan Crash Challenge champion as he went to have his interview and sprayed some champagne and then he went off to go to his hotel room to get well earned rest before the next day of wrestling in a Japanese deathmatch.
It was the day of the event that Stefan had arranged well in advance as he couldn't use the Tokyo Dome because that was where the wrestling venue was going to be so he held it in the one place that the top venue wasn't being used and that was in the Olympic Stadium. There was a lot of crowd in the stands tonight and Stefan was going to be taking part in the Caravan Crash Challenge that he had setted up along with his friends Elton, Ross Anthony and Joey Kelly and another friend that used to be in Stefan's events in the past called Lucy. Also there was a couple of Japanese drivers that were interested on taking part in the event as well.
Only Stefan had a special microphone attached to his helmet so he could talk during when he was driving his stock car and caravan around the track. What the drivers had to do was just take the caravans off from the stock cars where the caravans were attached to. Whoever has the last caravan running on the stock car wins the event. It was being broadcasted around Japan on TV and it was something that Stefan hasn't done for a long time on running events but this will be the last thing he will do as every driver was sitting in their cars ready to go as the announcer stood in the middle of the track waiting to speak so the drivers could start to drive the caravans around the oval dirt.
The Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. It is now time for the event that everyone has been waiting for. The Caravan Crash Challenge held by the guy that will be wrestling tomorrow night in the Tokyo Dome, Stefan Raab.
Of course the crowd gave a massive amount of boos for Stefan especially how he was acting in the wrestling business lately as the announcer continues to speak again.
The Announcer: It's time to get racing. Ready, Get set, Go.
The green lights were on as the racers started racing around with the caravans and being as aggressive as Stefan was. He was already aiming for his first target with the Japanese driver as he was showing the drivers and the crowd how it's done as he had done this event last year as he begins to speak while aiming to hit his car to one of the Japanese drivers caravan.
Stefan Raab: Alright so tonight I am holding this special event called Caravan Crash Cup where drivers like me being one of them have to crash into the caravan and get them off the cars. Anyway that's not what I want to talk about tonight. What I do want to talk about however is the upcoming match that I got tomorrow night at One Night In Hell wrestling event. Yesterday while all of you wrestlers were resting up. I was getting some training on how to work a deathmatch by some local Japanese wrestlers and I know exactly what I am in for and I enjoyed every minute of that training I had. See that's something none of you opponents thought to do. Shows that I want to experience first hand on knowing what to do in a match. Brutal matches are something I am really good at so this match is just perfect for me.
Let's go on about these weak opponents I have to face tomorrow night. Lots of tag teams in this match involving ComiKaze which is such a stupid name for a tag team by the way especially when it's The Red Crow doing most of talking because Snake Boy can't bring himself to speak and The Educated Money that are named Ashton Daniels and Jerome Dubois. You teams know when it's a battle royal that you face against each other rather than working as a team so how that is going to work is beyond me. Tag teams are nothing but a waste of time just like my former tag partner who I get onto in a bit. Then you get these newcomers people who clearly do not belong in this match like Amy Zing, Kaylyn James Evans, Deviticus and recent new entry Chris Strike. That makes me sick that Jeff just puts in these four people that haven't had one match in APW and he just thinks oh let's put in the new wrestlers for fun. Shows what a shitty owner he is especially when two of those newcomers are women. They wouldn't last in this match at all. They will just get destroyed and beaten up more than us men will because they are weak.
It was almost carnage out on the track however as some people's caravans were already off the cars but Stefan still had his caravan attached to his car as there was a few drivers that still had the caravans attached to them but there was two drivers that were already out of contention for winning the event but they could still take out the other cars that had the caravans attached to them as Stefan was speeding his car to Ross's caravan and smashed it up to pieces as now Ross's caravan completely came off the car as Stefan continued talking.
Dr Williams Junior? What another stupid name to call yourself as a wrestler. Do you help people recover or something? You are stepping into a world where everybody will be hurt and have broken bits of their body torn into tiny pieces. Oh that's right you called me some names didn't you saying how I been throwing rocks at woman and how I kicked little kids. You just made yourself sound really fucked up in the head. Why am I surprised being the stupid American guy that you are. Then we come to someone that is one of Jeff's personal pets on Mr Dangerous. This guy is embarrassing as a wrestler seriously half of those people he has beaten I can beat in just a matter of seconds. You aren't even dangerous at all more like a guy that is nothing more than good at sucking on Jeff's cock and losing matches. I am not that impressed by you at all. Just like Chris Strike you really are overrated.
Time for a tic tac Tek? That's what your name reminds me of like those sweet bottles of tic tac. More like the fact that you will go tick tock to sleep when I throw you ass out of the ring especially that you are one of the worst wrestlers to come out of APW. Hell when was the last time you won a match? You are just as bad as Mr Dangerous there. None of these Meltdown stars are even worth talking about any more because none of you are in my league. None of you deserve a title shot by a long shot not even close as a matter of fact. All of you Meltdown stars especially Mr Dangerous and the over hyped Chris Strike are delusional people that I pretty much doubt will get drafted to Asylum when the match is over. I am going make sure that you Meltdown stars are going to feel every pain and suffering that all APW stars including me got when they first come onto the roster and all of you are going to like it a lot.
Stefan destroyed another caravan and this time it was Lucy's that he crashed into and now the drivers were aiming at Stefan as he quickly realizes this and moves out of the way and the crowd go wild when people are trying to get Stefan's caravan off his car and he was experiencing the crashing of it but the caravan wasn't budging at all as it was a complete mess on the track as some drivers just tipped their caravans over and their caravans are destroyed and some just had other people's cars to crash into the caravans. The crowd seemed like they were into it a lot and Stefan was proud to hold an event like this mainly just to have fun and relaxing away from wrestling and touring around the city like most wrestlers were doing.
The Announcer: There are only 5 more cars with caravans left to go before we declare the winner of the Caravan Crash Challenge.
Stefan was getting a lot more aggressive just like his match against a certain wrestler on Monday Night where he completely destroyed a young wrestler because of how pissed off Stefan was at Jeff calling him things like how he should craft with his wrestling more when he always tries to do that everyday. The argument he had with Jeff only made things better for Stefan as he could hate everyone in the locker room even more and he smiled while he was driving the car and continues to speak.
Now we go onto the three top stars in the match starting with one that shouldn't even be in this match because he isn't apart of Asylum or the Meltdown roster on John Dionysus. What the fuck is Jeff thinking on putting this guy who is on Overdrive in this match? OK so he has become the Xtreme champion in the past but what else has he done? Oh being an injury prone that's what this guy is famous for especially the only time it sounds like he has even defended the title when he had it was against Michael Harris. That really shows what a bad champion you were at the time. Nobody cares about you and it sounds like you had an alcohol problem in the past. That alone shows what a weak man you are trying to kill yourself. Nobody would miss you at all if you did something like that.
Then we have someone that is known for getting 100 losses in his wrestling career known as Johnny Knuckles. You know it's quite sad to have an achievement like that and being proud of it. You are what's the problem with wrestling is you think it's a joke when it's not. This is a serious business that we are in and that's not all. You have a fucking midget that tags around with you all the time. That really does show how serious you are as a wrestler. Oh and then you say you are the toughest guy in the match. To me you are nothing but a big F for failure. So what if you defeated me two weeks ago. I move on from that stupid match and hell that Asylum GM most likely put us in it because of me ruined the match which I pretty much regret now since Yarmouth is playing kiss up to the whole APW roster game including President Jeff's. You are no threat to me and you seem to think you will win this match when you have no chance in hell of doing so.
Stefan had left for one more person to talk about his worst enemy on Yarmouth but there was a lot of carnage out on the track right now as there was only two drivers left in the competition and they were Joey Kelly and Stefan Raab himself who was having a lot of fun crashing into the other caravans showing people that he was doing this whole thing for fun to get him away from the wrestling ring. A lot of cars were more or less aiming at Stefan only for Stefan to get a bit angry about that.
God dam motherfuckers.
So everyone was trying to get the caravan off Stefan's car but not many people can do it as they only realized that there was another car with the caravan and that was Joey Kelly as some were still on Stefan's case and some were on Joey's case as there was a lot of debris on the dirt oval track and still Stefan had yet to talk about Yarmouth and what he is going to do in the match up as he continues to speak while avoiding the cars crashing into him.
Now for my final victim of the match the guy I hate more than anybody else in the match Yarmouth. Yeah you think you are pretty smart going off fishing and calling me a fish when actually you are nothing but fish bait for President Jeff and do you know why he defended for you? Because you can't defend for yourself at all and all you do is go and kiss ass to him. Then you try and say you are sorry to people you offended? Fuck off with that shit. I don't apologize to anyone to the things I have said recently because I meant everything that I said about you, Jeff and everyone else around APW. Your fella word is like a disease spreading around the company and I am getting sick and tired of hearing it. How do you know that I will get suspended? Did Jeff tell you that as well? Why am I not surprised since you share almost the same bed as him and sleep together like you are a couple. First chance I get I will throw your ass out of the ring before I throw anyone else because you disgust me. You can say that I am boring you on twitter but the matter of fact is that you are boring in the ring and on twitter as well.
Oh no I can't forget about Jeffy boy can I with the things you said to me the other day? Yes I know you are not in this match but I might as well talk about you yet again. Oh how stupid you are saying I have almost the same losing record as Mr Dangerous. Do you know what the fuck happened on Monday night? Oh no you wouldn't since now I am laughing at you because what I did was that I had a match against some young kid at a wrestling school that I train at and guess what happened? I won the dam match and also the title as well so what you said about me not practising my craft is completely irrelevant just like you will be after the Pay Per View is over. I wasn't joking when I challenged you in a match one on one at Rasslemania on twitter. I was dead serious. Do you have the balls to take me on in a match? I wait to hear from you on that tomorrow night.
I am known as the most hated wrestler in APW because I have called nearly everybody out and pissed off President Jeff which no one else had the guts to do. I am not afraid of anything especially not this upcoming match. I am all about dangerous matches and I will use explosives on Yarmouth's ass and plant some in his mouth so he would shut the fuck up. All of this carnage you are seeing right now is going to be exactly like what will happen in the ring tomorrow night with me being the last man standing and winning the match over you stupid pieces of trash and getting my shot for Jason Kash's title. I will use every single weapon that they will provide for us in the match and throw all of your asses out of the ring because unlike any of you. I always have the confidence in myself to win matches and you can bet on me winning tomorrow night. You all are going to get Raabinated by The Killerplauze.
Joey Kelly's caravan was off his car as Stefan won the event of the Caravan Crash Challenge just a day before the big match up and he gets his special trophy saying that he was Caravan Crash Challenge champion as he went to have his interview and sprayed some champagne and then he went off to go to his hotel room to get well earned rest before the next day of wrestling in a Japanese deathmatch.