Post by Konrad Raab on Nov 13, 2012 0:46:24 GMT
The cameras cut backstage, where the Yarmouth merchandise is scattered all over the ground. A tall, dark figure stands above the shirts, their face concealed with a black mask. Next to him is a gasoline can and lighter placed next to it.
Russ T Nails: We have heard that before the Asylum show has started tonight that someone has stolen all of the Yarmouth merchandise from the stands and we can see all the merchandise placed on the ground.
Steve Beckett: I like this guy already.
The person in the mask begins to speak in a deep voice that is slightly distorted.
??: What a night hey everyone? Did someone other known as Yarmouth cry these last few weeks because some German guy threw a C4 explosive on his head during the Japanese Deathmatch at One Night In Hell and costing him the match? That's what you call a weak man. While Stefan has been gone. Yarmouth suddenly gets these title shot opportunities to which we all know clearly he didn't deserve at all only because of what this guy did to him recently. Are you serious?
This person wasn't quite ready to unveil himself just yet but everyone knows that it was a man talking that looked like that he was looking for a fight and the clues were kind of there but not many people know who this guy really was.
Nailz: I got a bad feeling about who this might be.
Steve Beckett: Who The Green Goblin?
Nailz: Don't be stupid Steve. My gut feeling is that it could that German idiot returning tonight.
Steve Beckett: Now you are being stupid because he sounds nothing like the Killerplauze! Shut up and let this guy continue talking.
??: I mean why is this Yarmouth guy getting handed not two but three title shots lately? First of all it was the chance to be the number one contender for the heavyweight title which he failed big time with and then the chance to be the number one contender for the tag team titles yet again with a retarded Meltdown tag partner god knows who the fuck Evan McDonald is which again he screwed up and now I am hearing that he gets the chance to face Julius Farquhar for his Tap Out title at Christmas Chaos? Makes even me wanting to throw up as well as this Stefan dude does. I can see why he doesn't like Yarmouth.
The crowd is dead silent during the whole thing.
??: Since I am not going to be a scared bitch unlike a certain owner is. I am going to unveil myself who has stolen all the Yarmouth merchandise right now.
The guy unzips his mask, revealing himself to be Stefan Raab. The fans immediately begin to boo like mad.
Nailz: That no good Stefan Raab! It was him who stole all the Yarmouth merchandise! I knew it. He should be ashamed of himself especially that President Jeff told him to think about his actions towards people in APW. This man is so selfish.
Steve Beckett: What an absolutely genius plan by this man much better than the one that Yarmouth did a few weeks ago playing as Santa. Do you honestly think that Stefan would even listen to Jeff or anyone in the back on the things he said at One Night In Hell?
Nailz: He's obsessed with getting rid of Yarmouth, largely because he can't stand Yarmouth's use of the word Fella! Not to mention how he has it out for President Jeff as well.
Stefan then continues to speak in his normal voice that he usually speaks in.
Stefan Raab: That's right rejects. I am back after being suspended by the ducking bitch known as President Jeff a month ago at One Night In Hell Pay Per View but I won't talk about the stupid owner tonight.
Stefan takes a break from talking as he was pouring the gasoline on the stolen Yarmouth merchandise that he had done before the doors for the Asylum event opened with a sick smile on his face as he gets a flag out of his pocket that made up of three different nations of United Kingdom for Yarmouth, Canada for President Jeff and America for his opponent tonight.
Stefan Raab: Tonight I am addressing Yarmouth. So you finally found your balls and actually want to take me on in a match because of me throwing the C4 explosive to your head? I have wanted you in the ring one on one for a long damn time and yet only a few weeks ago that you now clearly want me in the ring? Of course you are going to get me bitch because if there is one thing I hate about you is the fact that you are nothing more than kissing everyone's asses and it gets worse that not only you kiss Jeff's backside but you seem to do a really good job with that with Reginald Schmidt as well. What I am going to do tonight to this piece of garbage merchandise along with the three nations flag is I am placing them here on the floor outside the parking lot and I am going to burn everything because everyone is getting bored of you taking up TV time all the time and how you think you make money to which you don't at all.
He even poured gasoline on the flag as well as he also picks up an electronic lighter as he went down on one knee with a huge grin on his face addressing three people tonight looking at the stuff that he had placed on the floor.
Stefan Raab: You see as people may have heard that during the suspension that I got from wrestling on APW. I wasn't one of those guys that was sitting at home watching TV or in case of what Strike said about me entertaining people in Germany. No what I did was I went on a wrestling camp for a month and learnt a lot of new moves including two brand new finishers which one of them will be unveiled tonight and quite a few submission moves as well. Sadly though that the teachers pet Yarmouth won't be the first to experience the moves I learned a lot from that camp I was in.
The fans were booing him even more as he just didn't care what the fans think of the whole thing. He continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: The first person to witness my new finishers and my submission skills is my opponent tonight Slade Craven who is just as big of a scared bitch as President Jeff is only that he wanted out of the Tap Out title tournament because he lost a match with Keaton Saint. How we should feel sorry for him. Oh hell no I don't because I wouldn't be moaning about having a chance for a title shot. Instead you got to face me in a extreme rules match which is perfect for me because I am very good at these type of matches and I pushed Johnny Knuckles to his limits. I really hope that you can just screw up time and time again like you are good at doing because you will be prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze just like how Yarmouth will be when I face him soon and to President Jeff too. Say goodbye to your flag Americans, Canadians and Brits because it will be the last you will see this flag ever again likewise with this pathetic Fella merchandise.
Stefan then puts the lighter onto the flag along with the Yarmouth merchandise as suddenly they go up in flames as he laughs out really loud watching everything burn into pieces. Raab continues to laugh like a madman as Asylum goes to a commercial break.
Russ T Nails: We have heard that before the Asylum show has started tonight that someone has stolen all of the Yarmouth merchandise from the stands and we can see all the merchandise placed on the ground.
Steve Beckett: I like this guy already.
The person in the mask begins to speak in a deep voice that is slightly distorted.
??: What a night hey everyone? Did someone other known as Yarmouth cry these last few weeks because some German guy threw a C4 explosive on his head during the Japanese Deathmatch at One Night In Hell and costing him the match? That's what you call a weak man. While Stefan has been gone. Yarmouth suddenly gets these title shot opportunities to which we all know clearly he didn't deserve at all only because of what this guy did to him recently. Are you serious?
This person wasn't quite ready to unveil himself just yet but everyone knows that it was a man talking that looked like that he was looking for a fight and the clues were kind of there but not many people know who this guy really was.
Nailz: I got a bad feeling about who this might be.
Steve Beckett: Who The Green Goblin?
Nailz: Don't be stupid Steve. My gut feeling is that it could that German idiot returning tonight.
Steve Beckett: Now you are being stupid because he sounds nothing like the Killerplauze! Shut up and let this guy continue talking.
??: I mean why is this Yarmouth guy getting handed not two but three title shots lately? First of all it was the chance to be the number one contender for the heavyweight title which he failed big time with and then the chance to be the number one contender for the tag team titles yet again with a retarded Meltdown tag partner god knows who the fuck Evan McDonald is which again he screwed up and now I am hearing that he gets the chance to face Julius Farquhar for his Tap Out title at Christmas Chaos? Makes even me wanting to throw up as well as this Stefan dude does. I can see why he doesn't like Yarmouth.
The crowd is dead silent during the whole thing.
??: Since I am not going to be a scared bitch unlike a certain owner is. I am going to unveil myself who has stolen all the Yarmouth merchandise right now.
The guy unzips his mask, revealing himself to be Stefan Raab. The fans immediately begin to boo like mad.
Nailz: That no good Stefan Raab! It was him who stole all the Yarmouth merchandise! I knew it. He should be ashamed of himself especially that President Jeff told him to think about his actions towards people in APW. This man is so selfish.
Steve Beckett: What an absolutely genius plan by this man much better than the one that Yarmouth did a few weeks ago playing as Santa. Do you honestly think that Stefan would even listen to Jeff or anyone in the back on the things he said at One Night In Hell?
Nailz: He's obsessed with getting rid of Yarmouth, largely because he can't stand Yarmouth's use of the word Fella! Not to mention how he has it out for President Jeff as well.
Stefan then continues to speak in his normal voice that he usually speaks in.
Stefan Raab: That's right rejects. I am back after being suspended by the ducking bitch known as President Jeff a month ago at One Night In Hell Pay Per View but I won't talk about the stupid owner tonight.
Stefan takes a break from talking as he was pouring the gasoline on the stolen Yarmouth merchandise that he had done before the doors for the Asylum event opened with a sick smile on his face as he gets a flag out of his pocket that made up of three different nations of United Kingdom for Yarmouth, Canada for President Jeff and America for his opponent tonight.
Stefan Raab: Tonight I am addressing Yarmouth. So you finally found your balls and actually want to take me on in a match because of me throwing the C4 explosive to your head? I have wanted you in the ring one on one for a long damn time and yet only a few weeks ago that you now clearly want me in the ring? Of course you are going to get me bitch because if there is one thing I hate about you is the fact that you are nothing more than kissing everyone's asses and it gets worse that not only you kiss Jeff's backside but you seem to do a really good job with that with Reginald Schmidt as well. What I am going to do tonight to this piece of garbage merchandise along with the three nations flag is I am placing them here on the floor outside the parking lot and I am going to burn everything because everyone is getting bored of you taking up TV time all the time and how you think you make money to which you don't at all.
He even poured gasoline on the flag as well as he also picks up an electronic lighter as he went down on one knee with a huge grin on his face addressing three people tonight looking at the stuff that he had placed on the floor.
Stefan Raab: You see as people may have heard that during the suspension that I got from wrestling on APW. I wasn't one of those guys that was sitting at home watching TV or in case of what Strike said about me entertaining people in Germany. No what I did was I went on a wrestling camp for a month and learnt a lot of new moves including two brand new finishers which one of them will be unveiled tonight and quite a few submission moves as well. Sadly though that the teachers pet Yarmouth won't be the first to experience the moves I learned a lot from that camp I was in.
The fans were booing him even more as he just didn't care what the fans think of the whole thing. He continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: The first person to witness my new finishers and my submission skills is my opponent tonight Slade Craven who is just as big of a scared bitch as President Jeff is only that he wanted out of the Tap Out title tournament because he lost a match with Keaton Saint. How we should feel sorry for him. Oh hell no I don't because I wouldn't be moaning about having a chance for a title shot. Instead you got to face me in a extreme rules match which is perfect for me because I am very good at these type of matches and I pushed Johnny Knuckles to his limits. I really hope that you can just screw up time and time again like you are good at doing because you will be prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze just like how Yarmouth will be when I face him soon and to President Jeff too. Say goodbye to your flag Americans, Canadians and Brits because it will be the last you will see this flag ever again likewise with this pathetic Fella merchandise.
Stefan then puts the lighter onto the flag along with the Yarmouth merchandise as suddenly they go up in flames as he laughs out really loud watching everything burn into pieces. Raab continues to laugh like a madman as Asylum goes to a commercial break.