Post by Brutus Magnus on Jan 1, 2013 20:36:02 GMT
A life changing experience. Kings Lynn, England. Tuesday 1st January.
It was a life changing experience for Brutus Magnus as recently he had been chatting to a girl called Kelly Matthews who was Tom Sykes's ex girlfriend. He still had no idea how to treat a women right as it was all new to him and the only time he had seen a girl was Fizz but that was because it was his friend that he had known for years. He still had no idea how to kiss a girl but he managed to know how to hug one as it was all new to him this relationship he had with Kelly.
He had to be a man now and he had been getting advice from Stefan on how to treat a girl and he was just following his steps although Brutus was jealous of Stefan because he was going to be wrestling in Manchester, England for APW while Brutus and Tom were going to be wrestling in America. Only he and Tom know about the announcement that Stefan was going to make on both Animosity and Adrenaline shows sooner rather than later.
Both Brutus and Kelly were at Brutus's house just chilling out on the sofa just watching a movie together which for the first time in Brutus's life that he had a relaxing moment as he was always pissed off about upcoming matches which was being himself but he had company now that makes him nice and relaxed about things.
Kelly Matthews: You alright Brutus?
Brutus Magnus: Yeah I am feeling fine thank you. As long as you are here that's the main thing. I got to deal with those Hellcats on Friday night.
Kelly Matthews: Why won't you kiss me Brutus? I mean we been going out for a while now and yet you not kissed me once.
Brutus had a think on that as he didn't know what he was doing in the relationship with a woman and he was stuck knowing that he needed both Stefan's and Tom's help as they always had woman in their lives to treat them good and Brutus had never kissed a girl in his life and he begins to speak.
Brutus Magnus: To tell you the truth Kelly. I don't know how to kiss a girl being my first relationship and all. Like I never even went out on a date with a girl before.
Kelly Matthews: Ah so that's why you are shy on kissing me? It's perfectly alright hell I was the same when I had my first boyfriend not knowing what to do but you will be alright trust me. What about Fizz?
Brutus Magnus: That's exactly the reason why I am shy on kissing you. Fizz is different Kelly because we are friends and you know that she is spoken for by Stefan.
Kelly Matthews: That is true and I don't want to hear the name Stefan either after he burned the American flag a while ago.
Of course Kelly hadn't been around as of late with Stefan being a complete changed man now as he had to respect everyone in WEW no matter what happens with his new job that he's got to do and Brutus looks into Kelly's eyes about that.
Brutus Magnus: Stefan has changed now though Kelly. He went through a bad time when he done those things with other wrestlers pissing him off and trust me he regrets everything he did on that day believe me. He was frightened about Fizz and the baby being kidnapped by a lot of wrestlers in different companies and that was why he was drunk all the time but if you watched the last two Total Exposure shows. You will see just how much he has changed.
Kelly Matthews: You know I have watched the Total Exposure show recently and he has seemed to have changed his attitude completely. Anyway let's not talk about Stefan any more. You need to focus on your match against The Hellcats. You did a good job on pissing them off seeing how they think they are the best tag team in the world when they are just saying that because they haven't faced you or La Lolitas yet. Didn't they come back mainly to fight you and Tom anyway?
Brutus Magnus: Actually yes they did since they kept on claiming that they have the longest reign of the tag titles. Sure it's true but they left because they couldn't handle the upcoming and raising tag division that was coming up like me and Tom for an example. They were afraid of us but now it seems like they want to back their word on it and now me and Tom are facing against them on Adrenaline.
Kelly was listening to Brutus as she had her arms around him which was something that Brutus was used to right now but still he could do with advice from either of his friends as he was wondering what was happening to him and if it was normal. Both of them had to get going since it was only Friday night that Brutus had to wrestle against The Hellcats with Tom as his tag team partner. So they stopped watching the film and turned the telly off as they make their way to Heathrow airport to get their flight to Salt Lake City, Utah in America.
Moving from the werewolves to The Hellcats. Salt Lake City, Utah. Thursday 3rd January.
Brutus and Tom were at the Olympic stadium where it was quite cold this time of the year and they were wearing white cat hats pretending that they were cats for the day since their opponents were named after cats. They also got their hands covered up in cat gloves that were shaped like cats paws and also the fact that they were girls as well and most people call girl fights cat fights but Brutus and Tom were proper men as it was more of a grudge match if anything between the two because there was a lot of rivalry behind this match with both teams thinking that they are the best in the world.
They were on the grass like they were meowing at people they thought that were in the stadium but there wasn't anybody but they were having fun pretending to be two cats that really liked each other. Brutus begins to speak while Tom stood up and meowed a lot in the background.
Brutus Magnus: It all comes down to this doesn't it girls between us and you lot. I really love how you both claim that you are the best tag team in the world when actually you bitched out when we joined. You ran away like a bunch of scared bitches you both were but now you want to prove us wrong? Oh please as if you both will do that since The Hellcats are nothing but a bunch of washed up female wrestlers that want to have one more run as a tag team because we called you out. Funny thing is it's the people that call wrestlers out that aren't pussies well you both are ones and we got one that says I am a bad bitch known as Zharya Burke and the other is good on sucking on Ryan Jackson's dick known as Shaveon whoops I am sorry I meant Shauvon.
Brutus and Tom placed the cat food and drink bowls onto the grass as they were licking the bowls like normal cats were and they were just having a bit of fun while talking about the match at the same time well more Brutus was for now but Tom will talk later.
Brutus Magnus: So what if you had the longest tag team title reign but you both handedly gave that title shot away to Cataclysm who are no longer around at Legacy. I laugh at how pathetic that was that you let them win a match over you girls by putting them over. Where me and Tom come from. We never put people over because they have to learn the hard way of wrestling. Like what will they learn if you just let a bunch of girls win? Nothing that's what while me and Tom we fight until there is nothing left in it for everyone. I also laughed at the fact that you said that me and Tom couldn't win single's matches? We certainly proved you both wrong on that a few weeks ago didn't we on defeating Kevin Kilbourne and Dolph Ziggler?
Brutus was making that statement loud and clear that him and Tom did prove both The Hellcats wrong on defeating both Kevin Kilbourne and Dolph Ziggler. Brutus was meowing like a cat everywhere in the stadium and of course he had a lot of things to say about Zharya Burke as she was the one that Brutus wanted to face the most while Tom was eating bolognese from the cat bowl.
Brutus Magnus: Oh the so called bad bitch Zharya Burke. Are you fucking kidding me now? There seems to be nothing bad about you especially when you get your friends to stick up for your ass when it makes you look fucking pathetic. In fact all of these girls that call themselves it are since none of you let's face it are bad. You just pretend to be to make you look cool within the gang. I laughed when you said I brought the suit from Good Will? You are just stupid like the rest of the American girls. It's no wonder why you can't get a bloke since you are ugly and unattractive as fuck. Hell you got your dress that looked like that you brought from a second hand shop. You are disgusting and a crap ass wrestler as well.
Brutus wanted to speak the truth about Zharya as she was pretending to be a bad bitch to make herself look cool. In fact Tom and Brutus were much more of bad bastards than she was at being a bad bitch but then Brutus had to move onto Shauvon to talk about her for a little bit.
Brutus Magnus: How can we forget about Ryan Jackson's stupid wife called Shauvon. I find this name funny because it's almost close to shave on which most likely she doesn't do in her lifetime being with Ryan all the time. You winning the cutie award? Good god you aren't any better looking either. It's only because you are a blond model chick that you won that award which is a fact rather than focusing on improving your skills in the ring. When will people get the fact that looks and weight mean nothing in the wrestling business? It makes you look fucking stupid and you might as well become a fucking model if looks and weight is that important. Having talent and skill in the ring should come first. You are only good at hanging around with Ryan sucking his dick off anyway.
Brutus goes and eats the bolognese from the cat bowl that was prepared for them earlier and it was cooked fresh too.
Brutus Magnus: Meow. We cause hell on people when we pretend we do.
Brutus was of course referring to what happened on Adrenaline last week when they kidnapped Zharya Burke from her match against Rihannon or it was claimed that it was The British Alliance and of course Brutus was going to speak about that.
Brutus Magnus: A lot of people were claiming that it was me and Tom that kidnapped Zharya from her match against Rihannon last week. You damn right that it was us that did it because we wanted to get into their stupid heads to think that they weren't the best tag team in the world that they claim to be. Come off it I even forgot about you having the longest title reign in WEW until Stefan brought it up on the show seeing how irrelevant you Hellpussies are getting quite quickly. Yeah I called you both pussies because that's what you both are clearly because you couldn't take hints of us trash talking you both down. Now it's Tom's turn to talk more about the match that we are going to have. Take it away Tom.
Brutus was just going to continue having a bit of fun while he passes the trash talking over to Tom who had been quite quiet during the whole time that Brutus was talking as Brutus was crawling around like a cat he was pretending to be for a day.
It was a life changing experience for Brutus Magnus as recently he had been chatting to a girl called Kelly Matthews who was Tom Sykes's ex girlfriend. He still had no idea how to treat a women right as it was all new to him and the only time he had seen a girl was Fizz but that was because it was his friend that he had known for years. He still had no idea how to kiss a girl but he managed to know how to hug one as it was all new to him this relationship he had with Kelly.
He had to be a man now and he had been getting advice from Stefan on how to treat a girl and he was just following his steps although Brutus was jealous of Stefan because he was going to be wrestling in Manchester, England for APW while Brutus and Tom were going to be wrestling in America. Only he and Tom know about the announcement that Stefan was going to make on both Animosity and Adrenaline shows sooner rather than later.
Both Brutus and Kelly were at Brutus's house just chilling out on the sofa just watching a movie together which for the first time in Brutus's life that he had a relaxing moment as he was always pissed off about upcoming matches which was being himself but he had company now that makes him nice and relaxed about things.
Kelly Matthews: You alright Brutus?
Brutus Magnus: Yeah I am feeling fine thank you. As long as you are here that's the main thing. I got to deal with those Hellcats on Friday night.
Kelly Matthews: Why won't you kiss me Brutus? I mean we been going out for a while now and yet you not kissed me once.
Brutus had a think on that as he didn't know what he was doing in the relationship with a woman and he was stuck knowing that he needed both Stefan's and Tom's help as they always had woman in their lives to treat them good and Brutus had never kissed a girl in his life and he begins to speak.
Brutus Magnus: To tell you the truth Kelly. I don't know how to kiss a girl being my first relationship and all. Like I never even went out on a date with a girl before.
Kelly Matthews: Ah so that's why you are shy on kissing me? It's perfectly alright hell I was the same when I had my first boyfriend not knowing what to do but you will be alright trust me. What about Fizz?
Brutus Magnus: That's exactly the reason why I am shy on kissing you. Fizz is different Kelly because we are friends and you know that she is spoken for by Stefan.
Kelly Matthews: That is true and I don't want to hear the name Stefan either after he burned the American flag a while ago.
Of course Kelly hadn't been around as of late with Stefan being a complete changed man now as he had to respect everyone in WEW no matter what happens with his new job that he's got to do and Brutus looks into Kelly's eyes about that.
Brutus Magnus: Stefan has changed now though Kelly. He went through a bad time when he done those things with other wrestlers pissing him off and trust me he regrets everything he did on that day believe me. He was frightened about Fizz and the baby being kidnapped by a lot of wrestlers in different companies and that was why he was drunk all the time but if you watched the last two Total Exposure shows. You will see just how much he has changed.
Kelly Matthews: You know I have watched the Total Exposure show recently and he has seemed to have changed his attitude completely. Anyway let's not talk about Stefan any more. You need to focus on your match against The Hellcats. You did a good job on pissing them off seeing how they think they are the best tag team in the world when they are just saying that because they haven't faced you or La Lolitas yet. Didn't they come back mainly to fight you and Tom anyway?
Brutus Magnus: Actually yes they did since they kept on claiming that they have the longest reign of the tag titles. Sure it's true but they left because they couldn't handle the upcoming and raising tag division that was coming up like me and Tom for an example. They were afraid of us but now it seems like they want to back their word on it and now me and Tom are facing against them on Adrenaline.
Kelly was listening to Brutus as she had her arms around him which was something that Brutus was used to right now but still he could do with advice from either of his friends as he was wondering what was happening to him and if it was normal. Both of them had to get going since it was only Friday night that Brutus had to wrestle against The Hellcats with Tom as his tag team partner. So they stopped watching the film and turned the telly off as they make their way to Heathrow airport to get their flight to Salt Lake City, Utah in America.
Moving from the werewolves to The Hellcats. Salt Lake City, Utah. Thursday 3rd January.
Brutus and Tom were at the Olympic stadium where it was quite cold this time of the year and they were wearing white cat hats pretending that they were cats for the day since their opponents were named after cats. They also got their hands covered up in cat gloves that were shaped like cats paws and also the fact that they were girls as well and most people call girl fights cat fights but Brutus and Tom were proper men as it was more of a grudge match if anything between the two because there was a lot of rivalry behind this match with both teams thinking that they are the best in the world.
They were on the grass like they were meowing at people they thought that were in the stadium but there wasn't anybody but they were having fun pretending to be two cats that really liked each other. Brutus begins to speak while Tom stood up and meowed a lot in the background.
Brutus Magnus: It all comes down to this doesn't it girls between us and you lot. I really love how you both claim that you are the best tag team in the world when actually you bitched out when we joined. You ran away like a bunch of scared bitches you both were but now you want to prove us wrong? Oh please as if you both will do that since The Hellcats are nothing but a bunch of washed up female wrestlers that want to have one more run as a tag team because we called you out. Funny thing is it's the people that call wrestlers out that aren't pussies well you both are ones and we got one that says I am a bad bitch known as Zharya Burke and the other is good on sucking on Ryan Jackson's dick known as Shaveon whoops I am sorry I meant Shauvon.
Brutus and Tom placed the cat food and drink bowls onto the grass as they were licking the bowls like normal cats were and they were just having a bit of fun while talking about the match at the same time well more Brutus was for now but Tom will talk later.
Brutus Magnus: So what if you had the longest tag team title reign but you both handedly gave that title shot away to Cataclysm who are no longer around at Legacy. I laugh at how pathetic that was that you let them win a match over you girls by putting them over. Where me and Tom come from. We never put people over because they have to learn the hard way of wrestling. Like what will they learn if you just let a bunch of girls win? Nothing that's what while me and Tom we fight until there is nothing left in it for everyone. I also laughed at the fact that you said that me and Tom couldn't win single's matches? We certainly proved you both wrong on that a few weeks ago didn't we on defeating Kevin Kilbourne and Dolph Ziggler?
Brutus was making that statement loud and clear that him and Tom did prove both The Hellcats wrong on defeating both Kevin Kilbourne and Dolph Ziggler. Brutus was meowing like a cat everywhere in the stadium and of course he had a lot of things to say about Zharya Burke as she was the one that Brutus wanted to face the most while Tom was eating bolognese from the cat bowl.
Brutus Magnus: Oh the so called bad bitch Zharya Burke. Are you fucking kidding me now? There seems to be nothing bad about you especially when you get your friends to stick up for your ass when it makes you look fucking pathetic. In fact all of these girls that call themselves it are since none of you let's face it are bad. You just pretend to be to make you look cool within the gang. I laughed when you said I brought the suit from Good Will? You are just stupid like the rest of the American girls. It's no wonder why you can't get a bloke since you are ugly and unattractive as fuck. Hell you got your dress that looked like that you brought from a second hand shop. You are disgusting and a crap ass wrestler as well.
Brutus wanted to speak the truth about Zharya as she was pretending to be a bad bitch to make herself look cool. In fact Tom and Brutus were much more of bad bastards than she was at being a bad bitch but then Brutus had to move onto Shauvon to talk about her for a little bit.
Brutus Magnus: How can we forget about Ryan Jackson's stupid wife called Shauvon. I find this name funny because it's almost close to shave on which most likely she doesn't do in her lifetime being with Ryan all the time. You winning the cutie award? Good god you aren't any better looking either. It's only because you are a blond model chick that you won that award which is a fact rather than focusing on improving your skills in the ring. When will people get the fact that looks and weight mean nothing in the wrestling business? It makes you look fucking stupid and you might as well become a fucking model if looks and weight is that important. Having talent and skill in the ring should come first. You are only good at hanging around with Ryan sucking his dick off anyway.
Brutus goes and eats the bolognese from the cat bowl that was prepared for them earlier and it was cooked fresh too.
Brutus Magnus: Meow. We cause hell on people when we pretend we do.
Brutus was of course referring to what happened on Adrenaline last week when they kidnapped Zharya Burke from her match against Rihannon or it was claimed that it was The British Alliance and of course Brutus was going to speak about that.
Brutus Magnus: A lot of people were claiming that it was me and Tom that kidnapped Zharya from her match against Rihannon last week. You damn right that it was us that did it because we wanted to get into their stupid heads to think that they weren't the best tag team in the world that they claim to be. Come off it I even forgot about you having the longest title reign in WEW until Stefan brought it up on the show seeing how irrelevant you Hellpussies are getting quite quickly. Yeah I called you both pussies because that's what you both are clearly because you couldn't take hints of us trash talking you both down. Now it's Tom's turn to talk more about the match that we are going to have. Take it away Tom.
Brutus was just going to continue having a bit of fun while he passes the trash talking over to Tom who had been quite quiet during the whole time that Brutus was talking as Brutus was crawling around like a cat he was pretending to be for a day.