Post by Tom Sykes on Jan 3, 2013 1:17:00 GMT
Tag Team discussion with Stefan. Anaheim, California. Monday 31st December.
Tom needed to see Stefan as it has been a long time since he last saw him which was with the circus thing months ago. Since Brutus was with his new girlfriend. This was an perfect chance for him to catch up with Stefan as he knows that Stefan was having serious problems with the owner of APW at the moment although he did really well against Slade Craven on the Meltdown Supershow ruining President Jeff's plan on trying to get Stefan screwed to win the match with Yarmouth being the special guest referee.
Tom knows that Stefan hated to do tag team matches because he knew the last time he ended up in a tag team. His tag team partner Yarmouth screwed the match up for him by tapping out to Kurt Noble when it was for the tag team titles and that was way back in September the last time he had been in a tag team match and he was worried that Slade Craven will do the same thing.
Stefan Raab: God damn Tom. Long time no see hey?
Tom Sykes: Yeah it has been a while since we last saw each other but since Brutus is busy with his girlfriend. I am here to talk to you about this upcoming tag match that you got on Sunday.
Stefan really didn't want to do this tag match as they had been unsuccessful for him in the past but he knows that Slade was completely different to Yarmouth and that he always wanted to face TJ but he prefered to face him in a single's match not a tag match with Keaton Saint as TJ's tag partner as well. They both were sitting on the sofa and Stefan begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: No offense to you or Brutus but I fucking hate tag matches. What the fuck is President Jeff thinking to piss me off even more to put me in a tag match? I clearly flat out stated that I am over and done with tag matches after Yarmouth fucking things up for me with the tag team titles we were meant to win and yet he books me to team with Slade Craven to go up against The Soul Of Philly TJ and Keaton Saint? President Jeff is pathetic.
Tom Sykes: I am not offended at all and I really do understand that but you have to work your way around this. Hell you messed up President Jeff's plan completely by making Slade Craven tap out and not having Yarmouth screwing you for the win of the match on Meltdown Supershow so well done on that part.
Stefan Raab: Trust me. That wasn't easy at all to overcome something like that Tom trust me. I was trying everything to have things going my way for once and they worked and especially after the title match that Yarmouth had. He seems to have left the company like a pussy he is. I always knew that he wasn't a fucking man.
Tom was listening to Stefan as he did remember the things Brutus told Tom about Stefan how he changed into a German depressed monster but this week Stefan seemed to be pretty alright after that win he got over Slade Craven by submission which was a first ever time he had won a match by submission. Tom has seen the growth in Stefan's wrestling a lot.
Tom Sykes: Oh shit Yarmouth did didn't he? All this talk about defeating you ended up being complete rubbish likewise with Jeff as well. You just got to work with Slade Craven hell even talk to him about Keaton Saint. I know that you always wanted The Soul Of Shite TJ for a long time and of course you already know a lot about him don't you?
Stefan Raab: Of course I do Tom and this four pillocks crap needs to die badly. Hey you got The Hellcats this week right? Well I can't say anything about them at all considering one of them used to be my trainer at the StarrDome.
Tom Sykes: That is right my friend that me and Brutus are facing them this week and I am cool with the fact that you can't be nasty to them but me and Brutus can and we will defeat them in a match just like I know that you and Slade can defeat TJ and Keaton Saint. You need to get rid of this Four Pillars stable that's going on wanting to make things better on Asylum.
Stefan Raab: Which is bullshit considering the rumours that I have been hearing recently that Sally might be retiring from wrestling one of the leaders of the stable as well which is just fucking stupid. I can see them losing already.
Tom nodded as he heard that rumour as well that she was going to quit wrestling like Yarmouth did as it has been pointed out the reason why she might be retiring is because she lost to Phil Atken for the heavyweight title as both Stefan and Tom were drinking water from the bottles and they continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: Exactly like I can see The Hellcats losing to me and Brutus seeing how Shauvon didn't seem to give a damn about Zharya being kidnapped by me and Brutus on the last Adrenaline show. Good luck for your match this week. Me and Brutus will make sure to tune into the Asylum show.
Stefan Raab: Thank you Tom and I got a surprise warning in stall for President Jeff just so I can get his attention a lot more so he can see that I want to face him in a wrestling match badly.
So Stefan and Tom both grabbed their bags as Stefan had to go to Canada first to go to the awards show that he had to go to due to President Jeff's orders on him having to attend as he was nominated for the raising star of two thousand and thirteen APW awards and then he had to fly to England while both Brutus and Tom had to go to California because they were up for tag team of the year in WEW awards before they had to go to Salt Lake City which was somewhere Tom had been to before with his racing. They go to the airport to make their flights to California and Canada.
Moving from the werewolves to The Hellcats. Salt Lake City, Utah. Thursday 3rd January.
It was now Tom's turn to talk about the upcoming match up as he had visited Stefan this week before the awards show started and he wasn't in a good mood being put in a tag match as well as Tom and Brutus were. Unlike Stefan though Tom loved to do tag team wrestling with Brutus as they were good friends in and outside of the ring without the pretend to be friends crap. The friendship between the two were there as like Brutus. Tom was also pretending to be a cat like Brutus was as well.
He was very quiet today as he didn't really say anything towards the match or anything since he had been so busy spending Christmas and the New Year with his family but he was in America now and like Brutus. He was also jealous of Stefan because he was wrestling in the United Kingdom this week but they know that's how the booking is sometimes.
Tom Sykes: Thank you for that Brutus. Now it's my turn to talk about these stupid cats they call themselves. Well cats are hairy sometimes spreading them around the house well in this case it's the cats that spread their hair around the ring. That sounds pretty disgusting since they are like a disease spreading around WEW as of late claiming they are shit when they aren't as Brutus has already said. Hell you named yourselves after a female body parts called pussy well you both seem to do a good job of licking each other out. That would be a disgusting sight to see seeing that Shauvon has a bloke but hey you could be bi sexual but who knows who you are really in love with between Zharya Burke and Ryan Jackson?
Tom always had wondered about Shauvon as he was a little bit suspicious about her as she seemed to be with Shauvon more than with Ryan Jackson and he knew that Brutus wanted to deal with Zharya more than he did with Shauvon but Tom was more interested in fighting Shauvon anyway since she seemed to be the quietest member of the group likewise with Tom being quiet in his team as well so it would work completely with both of them. Tom didn't think that Shauvon should've won the award either as he thought that she was ugly as hell. He sees that Brutus was meowing all over the place like Tom was crawling around as well as he continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: What can I say about you Shauvon huh seeing how pathetic you are? From what I can see that Zharya seems to be carrying your ass most of the time every time I see you two team up. It's always Zharya that gets the win and carries the team really. Admit it that you are nowhere near her league. You know what the funny thing is that you did nothing when me and Tom kidnapped Zharya last week and you are supposed to be her tag partner? Shows stupidity on your part that you couldn't even be bothered to look for her and this team sooner rather than later are going to fall apart if it continues on like this. Teams are meant to be helping each other not piss around pretending to be. Oh what am I saying. Maybe you do ride around Jackson's dick too much. Shows how stupid you have been already.
Tom thought that Shauvon was stupid to not even worry about her tag partner that they have kidnapped from her which in their view was a good move from them as they wanted to get into their heads which pretty much worked since Zharya attacked an interviewer after the match and made her quit the company all together. He continues to speak.
Tom Sykes: Aww did we get into your head last week Zharya? I am so glad we did seeing how pissed off you got when you attacked an interviewer after we kidnapped you. What a weak person you are claiming that you are a bad bitch. What a lot of bullshit seeing how me and Brutus caused you and Shauvon hell last week but this time it's going to be in the ring in a tag team match against each other. You really are so ugly claiming that Brutus wore disgusting clothes. Well you wore the worst clothes out of everyone that was at the awards show well why am I surprised that you are ugly as hell. In fact you make me vomit every time I look at you. You are pathetic and you aren't that tough either more like an embarrassment in the ring.
Tom didn't really want to face Zharya as much as Brutus did but he knew at some point that he had to face her in the ring since it was a tag team match so he had to talk about her as he was eating the bolognese from his own cat bowl while Brutus was drinking his water from his own cat drinking bowl the exact same way as normal cats eat and drink their food.
Tom Sykes: We are the worst cats in the world that like to cause trouble on these silly little girls. Meow.
Both Brutus and Tom were meowing like crazy as they were just having a bit of fun taking the mickey out of the Hellcats that they were facing on Adrenaline this week as they were just enjoying themselves on pretending to be cats for the day with their white cat hats and paws on their hands.
Tom Sykes: You see Hellpussies. Your time as being the best tag team are over since we took over. Everything has been better off for the better achieving greatness that you both didn't really do. The tag reign you both had was a complete fluke since most of the time you both weren't even trying to win. You just escaped through to win those matches for the tag titles and you both completely sucked at single's matches as well. You stand no chance against me and Brutus because we are male wrestlers and we end up being bigger and stronger than both of you combined. We certainly proved you both wrong last week didn't we by winning single's matches? Shows how much we have improved as a team and as individuals.
Unlike Brutus who didn't have anything else to say at this point. Tom on the other hand had a little bit more to say about the team as he didn't really get the chance to talk to them this week since he deleted his twitter account because of his upcoming racing season that was due to start again soon as they still had more bolognese to eat.
Tom Sykes: I am not done talking about you both. I want to continue more about the fact that I can see you both splitting up very quickly as a team after you have done with us and La Lolitas and then you both will turn against each other and be in one on one matches. That's what usually happens to tag teams but that will never happen to me and Brutus because we are better than that. We are growing stronger as a team and we will continue to dominate the Adrenaline brand as much as we can once you both split up again. We are The British Alliance and we are going to beat one of you for the three count or in my case wait until one of you tap out to my submission hold. Why did I say that? Because I am The Superpole King baby and no one can stop me or Brutus from winning this match.
Tom and Brutus finished off eating their bolognese that they had left in their bowls as they finished drinking their water long ago as they took their cat hats and gloves off and they went back to their hotel rooms to get some sleep to prepare themselves for the match against The Hellcats tomorrow night.
Tom needed to see Stefan as it has been a long time since he last saw him which was with the circus thing months ago. Since Brutus was with his new girlfriend. This was an perfect chance for him to catch up with Stefan as he knows that Stefan was having serious problems with the owner of APW at the moment although he did really well against Slade Craven on the Meltdown Supershow ruining President Jeff's plan on trying to get Stefan screwed to win the match with Yarmouth being the special guest referee.
Tom knows that Stefan hated to do tag team matches because he knew the last time he ended up in a tag team. His tag team partner Yarmouth screwed the match up for him by tapping out to Kurt Noble when it was for the tag team titles and that was way back in September the last time he had been in a tag team match and he was worried that Slade Craven will do the same thing.
Stefan Raab: God damn Tom. Long time no see hey?
Tom Sykes: Yeah it has been a while since we last saw each other but since Brutus is busy with his girlfriend. I am here to talk to you about this upcoming tag match that you got on Sunday.
Stefan really didn't want to do this tag match as they had been unsuccessful for him in the past but he knows that Slade was completely different to Yarmouth and that he always wanted to face TJ but he prefered to face him in a single's match not a tag match with Keaton Saint as TJ's tag partner as well. They both were sitting on the sofa and Stefan begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: No offense to you or Brutus but I fucking hate tag matches. What the fuck is President Jeff thinking to piss me off even more to put me in a tag match? I clearly flat out stated that I am over and done with tag matches after Yarmouth fucking things up for me with the tag team titles we were meant to win and yet he books me to team with Slade Craven to go up against The Soul Of Philly TJ and Keaton Saint? President Jeff is pathetic.
Tom Sykes: I am not offended at all and I really do understand that but you have to work your way around this. Hell you messed up President Jeff's plan completely by making Slade Craven tap out and not having Yarmouth screwing you for the win of the match on Meltdown Supershow so well done on that part.
Stefan Raab: Trust me. That wasn't easy at all to overcome something like that Tom trust me. I was trying everything to have things going my way for once and they worked and especially after the title match that Yarmouth had. He seems to have left the company like a pussy he is. I always knew that he wasn't a fucking man.
Tom was listening to Stefan as he did remember the things Brutus told Tom about Stefan how he changed into a German depressed monster but this week Stefan seemed to be pretty alright after that win he got over Slade Craven by submission which was a first ever time he had won a match by submission. Tom has seen the growth in Stefan's wrestling a lot.
Tom Sykes: Oh shit Yarmouth did didn't he? All this talk about defeating you ended up being complete rubbish likewise with Jeff as well. You just got to work with Slade Craven hell even talk to him about Keaton Saint. I know that you always wanted The Soul Of Shite TJ for a long time and of course you already know a lot about him don't you?
Stefan Raab: Of course I do Tom and this four pillocks crap needs to die badly. Hey you got The Hellcats this week right? Well I can't say anything about them at all considering one of them used to be my trainer at the StarrDome.
Tom Sykes: That is right my friend that me and Brutus are facing them this week and I am cool with the fact that you can't be nasty to them but me and Brutus can and we will defeat them in a match just like I know that you and Slade can defeat TJ and Keaton Saint. You need to get rid of this Four Pillars stable that's going on wanting to make things better on Asylum.
Stefan Raab: Which is bullshit considering the rumours that I have been hearing recently that Sally might be retiring from wrestling one of the leaders of the stable as well which is just fucking stupid. I can see them losing already.
Tom nodded as he heard that rumour as well that she was going to quit wrestling like Yarmouth did as it has been pointed out the reason why she might be retiring is because she lost to Phil Atken for the heavyweight title as both Stefan and Tom were drinking water from the bottles and they continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: Exactly like I can see The Hellcats losing to me and Brutus seeing how Shauvon didn't seem to give a damn about Zharya being kidnapped by me and Brutus on the last Adrenaline show. Good luck for your match this week. Me and Brutus will make sure to tune into the Asylum show.
Stefan Raab: Thank you Tom and I got a surprise warning in stall for President Jeff just so I can get his attention a lot more so he can see that I want to face him in a wrestling match badly.
So Stefan and Tom both grabbed their bags as Stefan had to go to Canada first to go to the awards show that he had to go to due to President Jeff's orders on him having to attend as he was nominated for the raising star of two thousand and thirteen APW awards and then he had to fly to England while both Brutus and Tom had to go to California because they were up for tag team of the year in WEW awards before they had to go to Salt Lake City which was somewhere Tom had been to before with his racing. They go to the airport to make their flights to California and Canada.
Moving from the werewolves to The Hellcats. Salt Lake City, Utah. Thursday 3rd January.
It was now Tom's turn to talk about the upcoming match up as he had visited Stefan this week before the awards show started and he wasn't in a good mood being put in a tag match as well as Tom and Brutus were. Unlike Stefan though Tom loved to do tag team wrestling with Brutus as they were good friends in and outside of the ring without the pretend to be friends crap. The friendship between the two were there as like Brutus. Tom was also pretending to be a cat like Brutus was as well.
He was very quiet today as he didn't really say anything towards the match or anything since he had been so busy spending Christmas and the New Year with his family but he was in America now and like Brutus. He was also jealous of Stefan because he was wrestling in the United Kingdom this week but they know that's how the booking is sometimes.
Tom Sykes: Thank you for that Brutus. Now it's my turn to talk about these stupid cats they call themselves. Well cats are hairy sometimes spreading them around the house well in this case it's the cats that spread their hair around the ring. That sounds pretty disgusting since they are like a disease spreading around WEW as of late claiming they are shit when they aren't as Brutus has already said. Hell you named yourselves after a female body parts called pussy well you both seem to do a good job of licking each other out. That would be a disgusting sight to see seeing that Shauvon has a bloke but hey you could be bi sexual but who knows who you are really in love with between Zharya Burke and Ryan Jackson?
Tom always had wondered about Shauvon as he was a little bit suspicious about her as she seemed to be with Shauvon more than with Ryan Jackson and he knew that Brutus wanted to deal with Zharya more than he did with Shauvon but Tom was more interested in fighting Shauvon anyway since she seemed to be the quietest member of the group likewise with Tom being quiet in his team as well so it would work completely with both of them. Tom didn't think that Shauvon should've won the award either as he thought that she was ugly as hell. He sees that Brutus was meowing all over the place like Tom was crawling around as well as he continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: What can I say about you Shauvon huh seeing how pathetic you are? From what I can see that Zharya seems to be carrying your ass most of the time every time I see you two team up. It's always Zharya that gets the win and carries the team really. Admit it that you are nowhere near her league. You know what the funny thing is that you did nothing when me and Tom kidnapped Zharya last week and you are supposed to be her tag partner? Shows stupidity on your part that you couldn't even be bothered to look for her and this team sooner rather than later are going to fall apart if it continues on like this. Teams are meant to be helping each other not piss around pretending to be. Oh what am I saying. Maybe you do ride around Jackson's dick too much. Shows how stupid you have been already.
Tom thought that Shauvon was stupid to not even worry about her tag partner that they have kidnapped from her which in their view was a good move from them as they wanted to get into their heads which pretty much worked since Zharya attacked an interviewer after the match and made her quit the company all together. He continues to speak.
Tom Sykes: Aww did we get into your head last week Zharya? I am so glad we did seeing how pissed off you got when you attacked an interviewer after we kidnapped you. What a weak person you are claiming that you are a bad bitch. What a lot of bullshit seeing how me and Brutus caused you and Shauvon hell last week but this time it's going to be in the ring in a tag team match against each other. You really are so ugly claiming that Brutus wore disgusting clothes. Well you wore the worst clothes out of everyone that was at the awards show well why am I surprised that you are ugly as hell. In fact you make me vomit every time I look at you. You are pathetic and you aren't that tough either more like an embarrassment in the ring.
Tom didn't really want to face Zharya as much as Brutus did but he knew at some point that he had to face her in the ring since it was a tag team match so he had to talk about her as he was eating the bolognese from his own cat bowl while Brutus was drinking his water from his own cat drinking bowl the exact same way as normal cats eat and drink their food.
Tom Sykes: We are the worst cats in the world that like to cause trouble on these silly little girls. Meow.
Both Brutus and Tom were meowing like crazy as they were just having a bit of fun taking the mickey out of the Hellcats that they were facing on Adrenaline this week as they were just enjoying themselves on pretending to be cats for the day with their white cat hats and paws on their hands.
Tom Sykes: You see Hellpussies. Your time as being the best tag team are over since we took over. Everything has been better off for the better achieving greatness that you both didn't really do. The tag reign you both had was a complete fluke since most of the time you both weren't even trying to win. You just escaped through to win those matches for the tag titles and you both completely sucked at single's matches as well. You stand no chance against me and Brutus because we are male wrestlers and we end up being bigger and stronger than both of you combined. We certainly proved you both wrong last week didn't we by winning single's matches? Shows how much we have improved as a team and as individuals.
Unlike Brutus who didn't have anything else to say at this point. Tom on the other hand had a little bit more to say about the team as he didn't really get the chance to talk to them this week since he deleted his twitter account because of his upcoming racing season that was due to start again soon as they still had more bolognese to eat.
Tom Sykes: I am not done talking about you both. I want to continue more about the fact that I can see you both splitting up very quickly as a team after you have done with us and La Lolitas and then you both will turn against each other and be in one on one matches. That's what usually happens to tag teams but that will never happen to me and Brutus because we are better than that. We are growing stronger as a team and we will continue to dominate the Adrenaline brand as much as we can once you both split up again. We are The British Alliance and we are going to beat one of you for the three count or in my case wait until one of you tap out to my submission hold. Why did I say that? Because I am The Superpole King baby and no one can stop me or Brutus from winning this match.
Tom and Brutus finished off eating their bolognese that they had left in their bowls as they finished drinking their water long ago as they took their cat hats and gloves off and they went back to their hotel rooms to get some sleep to prepare themselves for the match against The Hellcats tomorrow night.