Post by Tom Sykes on Jan 17, 2013 7:28:08 GMT
Treasure hunting time. Atlanta, Georgia. Thursday 17th January.
Now it was Tom Sykes's turn to talk about the match up as he had been really busy dealing with his Superbike season that was coming up at the end of February in Australia that he barely had any time to go on twitter and tweeting crap like he used to in the past. There was certainly a lot of Animosity going on between The British Alliance, The Hellcats and La Lolitas. It was more on Brutus and Tom's side that they made them be against each other than The Hellcats and La Lolitas doing the work.
Tom was now the one that was looking out for any potential danger of the other pirate ships that may be around where they are. Tom has been the most quietest member of the lot but he had reasons for it along with him deleting his twitter account lately and he begins to speak.
Tom Sykes: Yeah I know what you girls are going to say. Oh Tom has deleted his twitter account because he was scared on talking shit back. Well think all you want because that isn't the reason why at all. It's the fact that I have been busy with my racing season that is starting soon and I have been testing a lot with my Superbike not motocross that some of you keep claiming that I do. A Superbike is a lot more powerful than a motocross bike that you can only ride motocross on dirt while with a Superbike you can race it on the roads and on the circuits. This will be the first and last time I will explain something like that to you thick idiots.
Tom had to get that off his chest as it was pissing him off a lot that people kept claiming that he was a motocross rider when he was a Superbike rider for the Kawasaki team and even Brutus knew the difference and he wasn't a fan of the sport.
Brutus Magnus: I got to admit fellow pirate that is also pissing me off a lot as well that wrestlers keep saying that you are a Motocross rider when you are not.
Tom Sykes: They aren't smart enough to know the difference between the two bikes hence why I was talking about it because it got on my fucking nerves.
Tom at least now had that whole thing off his chest as the parrot tweeted to Tom making him jump and he looked at the parrot and begins to speak.
Tom Sykes: Holy Christ. How the fuck did you get on this ship?
Parrot: I was flying in the sky until I saw the pirate flag sign so I thought to rest off here.
Tom Sykes: Alright fine get on my shoulder then.
The parrot flew onto Tom's shoulder and now the parrot was attached to Tom like it did attach to Brutus earlier and even Tom was thinking about the golden treasure and the golden tag title belts that they were going to get back.
Tom Sykes: Anyway that's something I had to get off my chest. Let's move onto the stupid Hellpussies. Yeah I heard you lot bragging about being the Barbie killers and all of that shit but guess what? We don't give a rats ass on what you both have been doing with the female wrestlers with blond hair because they are not relevant and not all female wrestlers have blond hair you stupid fuck up's. You certainly aren't a pair of bad bitches either seeing how me and Brutus are more of a pair of bad bastards than you lot are at bad bitches because we kidnapped Zharya Burke and it's a surprise that her husband didn't even wonder where the fuck she was along with her stupid tag partner who spends more time sucking on Jackson's dick than actually wrestling.
Tom was only just getting started with The Hellcats as he wanted to get his head around on what has been happening lately before the parrot talks again.
Parrot: You cause nobody hell you stupid cats. I can fuck you both up anyday of the week.
Tom Sykes: You are a smart parrot. Here have some more seeds to eat.
Brutus passed the seeds to Tom as he placed the seeds on the floor for the parrot to eat and then sees that there is potential danger up ahead.
Tom Sykes: Pirates attack.
Tom and Brutus went straight to the cannons and Tom lets go of the bomb that was on the cannon and it was a direct hit on the enemy pirate ship and the boat quickly sank and suddenly the pirates were swimming over to their ship for an all out brawl between the pirates with the experienced Tom and Brutus getting the upper hand on throwing them into the sea and they continued on sailing away from the stranded pirates and Tom continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: I love how you think you are in love with your husband Zharya when clearly he didn't give a damn about you when you was kidnapped and Dorian isn't much of a wrestler at all. He's a fucking pussy because he knows that he can't hang with the best of us so he trains the upcoming stars that are coming to WEW pretty soon. Brutus told me all about how you both are having relationship problems with Dorian Zharya. That's quite cute and hell even Dorian said that he was supporting us over you so there is something messed up completely there. You are nothing more than a slut that goes around saying faggot every five minutes which I got to say is the most pathetic insult that anyone can give to someone in wrestling.
Tom took a break from talking as he got himself a bottle of water to drink after talking a lot for a few minutes as he stroked the parrot while it was eating the seeds and then he got up from the floor and continues to speak again.
Tom Sykes: Shauvon hey? Yeah not a lot I can say about you seeing how much you let your tag partner carry your ass in all of the tag team matches that you and Zharya have been in and there is one thing I hate more than anything and that is that you have a French name. A lot of people claim us to be anti Americans. Well we are more anti towards people with French blood in them because us Brits have always hated the French since day one and that plays out to our favour on me wanting to kick your ass even more. Stop sucking on Jackson's dick and spend more time wrestling than worrying about his fluke title reign he has got on him at the moment.
Tom was done with the Hellcats as he wanted to move onto the next set of people on La Lolitas who were a tag team with the titles at the moment and they were getting very close to the island that they wanted to hunt the treasure for.
Tom Sykes: Oh look Brutus. We are almost there at that island that we want to stop by.
Brutus Magnus: Oh yeah we are as well. I try and go a bit faster with this ship.
Parrot stopped eating the seeds and begins to speak.
Parrot: Yes there is berried treasure there. I been to that island before but it's not somewhere where The Hellcats and La Lolitas can survive in.
Tom Sykes: You smart parrot. We should take you home afterwards.
Even Brutus agreed that they wanted to take the parrot back to their house in California that they brought a house in now and all they needed to get was a cage for the parrot since they loved him a lot. Tom then moved onto La Lolitas starting with Daniella.
Tom Sykes Ah Daniella. How much bullshit comes out of your and your sister's gob living in a world of the olden age of wrestling. I said that because you and Brooklyn can't seem to live out from the past. I love how you think that I am gay just because of me riding bikes. I am a bike rider after all and I race against the best in the world. It takes guts to become a wrestler but it takes even more guts to be a bike rider and actually race against the best in the world which you would stand no chance against them especially me. I am not going anywhere and if someone needed to go it would be you Daniella seeing how your sister does everything for you and even speaks for you weak minded woman. Even The Hellcats can speak for themselves. Oh and you said that we couldn't defeat Cataclysm and Cassidy? The Hellcats haven't either since they actually let them win the match at Legacy.
Tom stopped for a moment as he had a hell of a lot to say about Brooklyn who really ran her mouth more at Tom than she did with Brutus the last time they faced against each other was for the chance to go for the tag titles but now it was for their title rather than going for the tag titles. They were inches closer to the island that they were going to.
Tom Sykes: Oh we are getting so close to the treasure Brutus. I can feel that we are going to get lots of gold out of it.
Brutus Magnus: We sure are Tom.
Tom then walked around the ship and doing a pirate salute sign as of respect on making their mark on nearly being close to the treasure that they were looking for.
Tom Sykes: Then we go onto the biggest mouth of the group Brooklyn. I don't think we need to explain any more on what a stupid clueless bitch you are but you are. For you to say that me and Stefan don't deserve to be in the wrestling business is a fucking joke. We worked our asses off to get to where we are. Where did you come from a bingo hall or something? You will never get respect from me or Brutus because quite frankly you don't deserve shit and you brag about holding the titles for a long time and that's only because you haven't defended them since you first had the belts so that is already irrelevant to have that stupid fluke reign. Just shut your fucking mouth and learn your facts before saying bullshit crap like that.
They reached to the island with Brutus parking the ship next to the land that they were going to get off from as everyone walked off the ship and they saw some spades to dig the treasure through the sand but Tom wasn't finished talking about the match as he did however start to dig along with Brutus when he continued talking.
Tom Sykes: Now I know you both will wrestle us more than you will wrestle against each other because of the stupid friendship that you all have got but you know that friendship goes completely out of the window when you are wrestling against each other? That's exactly why me and Brutus don't have friends so we won't ever have to worry about having to wrestle against people being our friends. That's a huge advantage that we have that we wrestle against anyone no matter who we piss off. You wrestle in the ring not doing any of this respecting and friends bullshit because that can eat you up in this business big time.
Tom had a bit more to say when both Brutus and Tom suddenly found the treasure that they were looking for and they opened the box and they saw gold inside of the treasure box that shined into their eyes and they imagined the gold tag team title belts that they were going to have around their waist as well.
Tom Sykes: Look at this gold that me and Brutus have found today on hunting the treasure down. We are rich bastards right now but we will be even more richer when we get those golden tag team title belts away from you La Lolitas and The Hellpussies won't stand a chance on getting them away from us. We will win the match along with the tag team title belts showing the world that there are more teams than just American and Latin American teams out there. May I remind you girls that we are the first tag team ever to win the tag belts not coming from America? That's history in itself and we are going to be the first tag team ever not coming from America to hold the tag belts two times. Why did I say that? I am the Superpole King baby and I am untouchable like with Brutus as well.
Brutus and Tom grabbed the gold that they have found and they put the treasure box onto the ship so they can sail all the way to the Atlanta, Georgia headquarters base and they just explored the town for the rest of the day before heading towards their hotel room to get some sleep.
Now it was Tom Sykes's turn to talk about the match up as he had been really busy dealing with his Superbike season that was coming up at the end of February in Australia that he barely had any time to go on twitter and tweeting crap like he used to in the past. There was certainly a lot of Animosity going on between The British Alliance, The Hellcats and La Lolitas. It was more on Brutus and Tom's side that they made them be against each other than The Hellcats and La Lolitas doing the work.
Tom was now the one that was looking out for any potential danger of the other pirate ships that may be around where they are. Tom has been the most quietest member of the lot but he had reasons for it along with him deleting his twitter account lately and he begins to speak.
Tom Sykes: Yeah I know what you girls are going to say. Oh Tom has deleted his twitter account because he was scared on talking shit back. Well think all you want because that isn't the reason why at all. It's the fact that I have been busy with my racing season that is starting soon and I have been testing a lot with my Superbike not motocross that some of you keep claiming that I do. A Superbike is a lot more powerful than a motocross bike that you can only ride motocross on dirt while with a Superbike you can race it on the roads and on the circuits. This will be the first and last time I will explain something like that to you thick idiots.
Tom had to get that off his chest as it was pissing him off a lot that people kept claiming that he was a motocross rider when he was a Superbike rider for the Kawasaki team and even Brutus knew the difference and he wasn't a fan of the sport.
Brutus Magnus: I got to admit fellow pirate that is also pissing me off a lot as well that wrestlers keep saying that you are a Motocross rider when you are not.
Tom Sykes: They aren't smart enough to know the difference between the two bikes hence why I was talking about it because it got on my fucking nerves.
Tom at least now had that whole thing off his chest as the parrot tweeted to Tom making him jump and he looked at the parrot and begins to speak.
Tom Sykes: Holy Christ. How the fuck did you get on this ship?
Parrot: I was flying in the sky until I saw the pirate flag sign so I thought to rest off here.
Tom Sykes: Alright fine get on my shoulder then.
The parrot flew onto Tom's shoulder and now the parrot was attached to Tom like it did attach to Brutus earlier and even Tom was thinking about the golden treasure and the golden tag title belts that they were going to get back.
Tom Sykes: Anyway that's something I had to get off my chest. Let's move onto the stupid Hellpussies. Yeah I heard you lot bragging about being the Barbie killers and all of that shit but guess what? We don't give a rats ass on what you both have been doing with the female wrestlers with blond hair because they are not relevant and not all female wrestlers have blond hair you stupid fuck up's. You certainly aren't a pair of bad bitches either seeing how me and Brutus are more of a pair of bad bastards than you lot are at bad bitches because we kidnapped Zharya Burke and it's a surprise that her husband didn't even wonder where the fuck she was along with her stupid tag partner who spends more time sucking on Jackson's dick than actually wrestling.
Tom was only just getting started with The Hellcats as he wanted to get his head around on what has been happening lately before the parrot talks again.
Parrot: You cause nobody hell you stupid cats. I can fuck you both up anyday of the week.
Tom Sykes: You are a smart parrot. Here have some more seeds to eat.
Brutus passed the seeds to Tom as he placed the seeds on the floor for the parrot to eat and then sees that there is potential danger up ahead.
Tom Sykes: Pirates attack.
Tom and Brutus went straight to the cannons and Tom lets go of the bomb that was on the cannon and it was a direct hit on the enemy pirate ship and the boat quickly sank and suddenly the pirates were swimming over to their ship for an all out brawl between the pirates with the experienced Tom and Brutus getting the upper hand on throwing them into the sea and they continued on sailing away from the stranded pirates and Tom continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: I love how you think you are in love with your husband Zharya when clearly he didn't give a damn about you when you was kidnapped and Dorian isn't much of a wrestler at all. He's a fucking pussy because he knows that he can't hang with the best of us so he trains the upcoming stars that are coming to WEW pretty soon. Brutus told me all about how you both are having relationship problems with Dorian Zharya. That's quite cute and hell even Dorian said that he was supporting us over you so there is something messed up completely there. You are nothing more than a slut that goes around saying faggot every five minutes which I got to say is the most pathetic insult that anyone can give to someone in wrestling.
Tom took a break from talking as he got himself a bottle of water to drink after talking a lot for a few minutes as he stroked the parrot while it was eating the seeds and then he got up from the floor and continues to speak again.
Tom Sykes: Shauvon hey? Yeah not a lot I can say about you seeing how much you let your tag partner carry your ass in all of the tag team matches that you and Zharya have been in and there is one thing I hate more than anything and that is that you have a French name. A lot of people claim us to be anti Americans. Well we are more anti towards people with French blood in them because us Brits have always hated the French since day one and that plays out to our favour on me wanting to kick your ass even more. Stop sucking on Jackson's dick and spend more time wrestling than worrying about his fluke title reign he has got on him at the moment.
Tom was done with the Hellcats as he wanted to move onto the next set of people on La Lolitas who were a tag team with the titles at the moment and they were getting very close to the island that they wanted to hunt the treasure for.
Tom Sykes: Oh look Brutus. We are almost there at that island that we want to stop by.
Brutus Magnus: Oh yeah we are as well. I try and go a bit faster with this ship.
Parrot stopped eating the seeds and begins to speak.
Parrot: Yes there is berried treasure there. I been to that island before but it's not somewhere where The Hellcats and La Lolitas can survive in.
Tom Sykes: You smart parrot. We should take you home afterwards.
Even Brutus agreed that they wanted to take the parrot back to their house in California that they brought a house in now and all they needed to get was a cage for the parrot since they loved him a lot. Tom then moved onto La Lolitas starting with Daniella.
Tom Sykes Ah Daniella. How much bullshit comes out of your and your sister's gob living in a world of the olden age of wrestling. I said that because you and Brooklyn can't seem to live out from the past. I love how you think that I am gay just because of me riding bikes. I am a bike rider after all and I race against the best in the world. It takes guts to become a wrestler but it takes even more guts to be a bike rider and actually race against the best in the world which you would stand no chance against them especially me. I am not going anywhere and if someone needed to go it would be you Daniella seeing how your sister does everything for you and even speaks for you weak minded woman. Even The Hellcats can speak for themselves. Oh and you said that we couldn't defeat Cataclysm and Cassidy? The Hellcats haven't either since they actually let them win the match at Legacy.
Tom stopped for a moment as he had a hell of a lot to say about Brooklyn who really ran her mouth more at Tom than she did with Brutus the last time they faced against each other was for the chance to go for the tag titles but now it was for their title rather than going for the tag titles. They were inches closer to the island that they were going to.
Tom Sykes: Oh we are getting so close to the treasure Brutus. I can feel that we are going to get lots of gold out of it.
Brutus Magnus: We sure are Tom.
Tom then walked around the ship and doing a pirate salute sign as of respect on making their mark on nearly being close to the treasure that they were looking for.
Tom Sykes: Then we go onto the biggest mouth of the group Brooklyn. I don't think we need to explain any more on what a stupid clueless bitch you are but you are. For you to say that me and Stefan don't deserve to be in the wrestling business is a fucking joke. We worked our asses off to get to where we are. Where did you come from a bingo hall or something? You will never get respect from me or Brutus because quite frankly you don't deserve shit and you brag about holding the titles for a long time and that's only because you haven't defended them since you first had the belts so that is already irrelevant to have that stupid fluke reign. Just shut your fucking mouth and learn your facts before saying bullshit crap like that.
They reached to the island with Brutus parking the ship next to the land that they were going to get off from as everyone walked off the ship and they saw some spades to dig the treasure through the sand but Tom wasn't finished talking about the match as he did however start to dig along with Brutus when he continued talking.
Tom Sykes: Now I know you both will wrestle us more than you will wrestle against each other because of the stupid friendship that you all have got but you know that friendship goes completely out of the window when you are wrestling against each other? That's exactly why me and Brutus don't have friends so we won't ever have to worry about having to wrestle against people being our friends. That's a huge advantage that we have that we wrestle against anyone no matter who we piss off. You wrestle in the ring not doing any of this respecting and friends bullshit because that can eat you up in this business big time.
Tom had a bit more to say when both Brutus and Tom suddenly found the treasure that they were looking for and they opened the box and they saw gold inside of the treasure box that shined into their eyes and they imagined the gold tag team title belts that they were going to have around their waist as well.
Tom Sykes: Look at this gold that me and Brutus have found today on hunting the treasure down. We are rich bastards right now but we will be even more richer when we get those golden tag team title belts away from you La Lolitas and The Hellpussies won't stand a chance on getting them away from us. We will win the match along with the tag team title belts showing the world that there are more teams than just American and Latin American teams out there. May I remind you girls that we are the first tag team ever to win the tag belts not coming from America? That's history in itself and we are going to be the first tag team ever not coming from America to hold the tag belts two times. Why did I say that? I am the Superpole King baby and I am untouchable like with Brutus as well.
Brutus and Tom grabbed the gold that they have found and they put the treasure box onto the ship so they can sail all the way to the Atlanta, Georgia headquarters base and they just explored the town for the rest of the day before heading towards their hotel room to get some sleep.