Post by Konrad Raab on Feb 7, 2013 11:13:38 GMT
Stefan and a grown up talking teddy bear. Vancouver, Canada. Saturday 9th February.
Tonight. Stefan wasn't with his friend Elton because he had found someone else that he could have more fun with. It wasn't a human being, it was a teddy bear who could just about do everything including a one that can talk. The bear always felt sadness everyday, Stefan on the other hand was trying to cope with his anger problems and now he got diagnosed with bipolar. They were sitting on the sofa in an apartment where the bear was drinking alcohol, while Stefan was smoking cigarettes.
Raab knows that he will never be happy until he gets what he wants: A match against President Hurricane Jeff at Rasslemania, although he was getting there now with Jeff attacking Stefan at Survive and Conquer Pay Per View event after he knocked, Aurora Jansen down since she super kicked Stefan over the top rope to be eliminated from the match. Stefan did give Jeff payback however on Overdrive, when Jeff was just about to fire Johnny Rebel from his general manager duties that Stefan came from the crowd, and attacked Jeff from behind using a steel pipe. Now it turns out that President Jeff is attending Asylum to address Stefan on what he has done recently on the Asylum shows, On twitter, at the Survive and Conquer PPV and on Overdrive as well.
The bear actually got scared sometimes with Stefan's anger as he knows that Stefan was far from being happy, especially that Raab was smoking five packets of cigarettes each day just to calm himself down, while the bear drank alcohol that calms him down when he was feeling like he was going to cry and the bear begins to speak.
Teddy Bear: "Why are you so angry all the time, Stefan?"
Stefan Raab: "Because nothing that I want is happening. I wanted a match against The Soul Of Philly TJ on Asylum this Sunday and who do I get? Fucking Slade Craven instead, for the fifth time. It's all who I have faced and I am sick of it. It's that asshole President Jeff's fault, for letting that happen and now because of this. I could be back on that garbage Meltdown show, where both GM's are trying to get the locker room to kiss their ass and there is no chance in hell that I am going back there and kiss ass to, Alexander Duval and Sienna Harrison."
Teddy Bear: "Yeah I get that feeling as well where people just ignore me and not paying any attention to what I want."
Stefan Raab: "That's exactly how I feel. These Slade Craven matches have to stop, because I am sick to fucking death of facing him every Asylum show that I have been on."
Teddy Bear: "That sounds clearly screwed up, Stefan. Sounds like you want this President Hurricane Jeff guy badly in a match because of this right?"
Stefan Raab: "That is one of the reasons yes among other things he did that is totally unacceptable by a piece of crap wrestling owner that he is."
Teddy Bear: "Sounds like it but at least you gave him some revenge on Overdrive on Thursday hey?"
Stefan Raab: "I did teddy and it felt good attacking Jeff and almost lying in the ring in his own pool of blood."
Teddy Bear: "Is that some of Jeff's blood that you got on your shirt?"
Stefan Raab: "It sure is and Slade Craven will join Jeff on this shirt as well. Now let me talk about this pathetic repetitive match with Slade Craven yet again."
Stefan's depression was hitting him hard and it certainly didn't help things on having to face against Slade Craven over and over again on Asylum, and he was pissed off that he wasn't facing TJ in a match as Stefan wanted to face him in a match so badly. He was lighting up his cigarette and begins to smoke on it as well as filming himself from the Internet via a live stream he was doing, on Justin.TV website where you could still see the bear in the background drinking alcohol and watching TV.
"This is getting more lame by the minute on me and, Slade Craven facing against each other by every minute of every Asylum show that we have done, for the last two months. I am sick to death of it and yet you get all these idiots in APW on twitter and even backstage, who say that Action Packed Wrestling is real competition?"
"What a load of fucking bullshit."
"APW is becoming more and more of a joke everyday. I don't want to face Slade Craven, and I don't want to go back on Meltdown, but if the Asylum GM and Jeff can't prove me with me facing different opponents every other week then I might as well move over there, even though those GM's are doing just as bad of a job as Reginald is, on trying to get the locker room on kissing his ass. I am not going to do any of that shit at all if I am selected to get drafted there. Hell I am even attempting to walk out of the match, because I am sick of this crap and to me it's not even real competition on facing this loony prat every single show. It's got to stop, Jeff and Reginald and I demand that you make changes now because even Slade Craven, is sick of facing me all the time."
"You know that there are other wrestlers out there that you can put me and Slade Craven up against, like with me wanting to face against The Soul Of Philly TJ, but both of you want to see me and Slade beating the hell out of each other but I think I will rest this whole case now."
Stefan smokes on his cigarette and then blows a smoke as he continues to speak.
"Back to you Slade. You seem to do the same old shit, that everyone else has done so many times on doing the fat jokes. You look like a stick man who fell from a tree and then your bird, Shadow picks the stick up to build a nest out of you, since you think weight is so important in the wrestling business when I don't weigh much at all, but you are good at lying to everyone though."
"It's no wonder why you get injured all the time being a skinny man that you are. You barely could lift me up your feet that you get all of Jeff's cock sucking friends to help you eliminate me, from the Battle Royal which is quite funny considering Aurora Jansen, eliminated me from Survive and Conquer rumble all by herself without anyone helping her to do so because you and the rest of the Asylum locker room aren't strong enough. You are weak Slade well no surprise considering how stupid you are and have been. You also are having problems with Shadow and I would not be surprised if he comes down to the ring, and interrupts the match or maybe he won't since he's useless."
"Oh and then you went on about how I would be unemployed if I was fired from APW? God you are officially more stupid than Yarmouth was. I don't think you heard me say that I work for World Elite Wrestling, when I was on Meltdown. Hell I was working for WEW long before I joined APW, so that is my true home especially when I am training in their top wrestling school, called StarrDome. You need to study more about me because the only person that I am finding a joke around the wrestling business is you, since you have never ever won a title in any company that you are or have been in. That's something I can back up, while you can't say nothing about that because you been in bed, sleeping with Shadow all thoughout your career."
Stefan then sees the bear watching television and drinking a lot of alcohol while Stefan was smoking on his cigarette thinking about Jeff more than Slade but he had to carry on talking about Slade since that was his opponent for Asylum this week yet again.
"Look at this poor bear feeling like he is getting ignored by the world kind of like you are, Slade since nobody even talks about you in APW even though that you are in the APW Hall Of Frame, but we all know that's purely because of you teaming with Shadow. You never had a successful singles career run and you are a worthless wrestler, just like how this bear is pathetic at doing anything. What do you even do during your time off wrestling? Seems like you don't do anything, and the fact that you don't seem to have any friends to talk to. You are a loner, and a nobody so it's no wonder why you are completely irrelevant and the reason that you had to face Shadow at Rasslemani,a who is on Overdrive to make yourself known to everyone on Asylum again."
"Everywhere I go though, I am talked about regardless if it's in wrestling arena's or even on twitter. I get noticed which says a lot more than you have ever done in your life"
Stefan then looks at the bear and Raab sees the bear smoking one of Stefan's cigarettes and he begins to speak to him while on Justin.TV live stream.
Stefan Raab: "Get your hands off my cigarettes."
Teddy Bear: "I wanted to smoke one of your cigarettes."
Stefan Raab: "Never ever do that again. I let you off this time though because I didn't see you take one, but if I did then I would've ripped you apart."
Stefan then sits down on the sofa but people can still see him doing things since it was live on stream with him socializing with the bear, as Stefan feels anger inside of him again showing his mood swings, that change quite quickly and he continues to speak.
"You have said other things that are very repetitive now on the fact that you don't think that I will face President Hurricane Jeff, at Rasslemania? That sounds so stupid, and you told me to let it go and move on to call somebody else out? Listen to me loud and clear so you will get it, into your thick brain."
"I NEVER GIVE UP CHALLENGING PEOPLE FOR MATCHES"
"It's just as well since I have almost reached my new years resolution that I made in December last year, that it's forcing my way to face Jeff at Rasslemania. Hell I got challenged by two other people as of late for matches as well, on The Soul Of Philly TJ and Terry Marvin. How come nobody challenges you for matches? Oops that has never happened, because you don't have the balls to accept challenges like I have with both opponents, that want to face me so badly. I don't give a fuck on who I piss off because unlike both of them and you, I don't want respect from anyone in APW since I only care about myself, not by other people or what they think about me. That's how things should be, otherwise people will just turn on you so there is no point of making friends in the wrestling business, since respect goes out of the window when you face people in the ring."
"I will never give up the wrestling business for anything no matter how much you tell me to get the hell out of APW, that will not happen for a long time or even forever since I started back in May and I have no plans of quitting the company, especially when I'm just this close on getting my match against President Hurricane Jeff at Rasslemania which I know is going to happen no matter how much you think it won't."
"I beat your ass on the Meltdown Supershow, because I was ready to beat you down while you was just fucking Shadow's ass in the locker room, before the match even got started. I also had aggression that people needed to see with me because I lacked of it in our first match. I will be giving you more pain than ever with the mood that I am in, which I feel like I want to make you suffer especially if that President asshole, tries to make you win the match over me then he will be dealing with pain as well that's if Jeff remembers to come to Asylum tomorrow night, since I used a steel pipe on his head to knock him out cold."
Stefan stopped smoking as he puts his cigarette in the ashtray, and sees that the bear was completely drunk and he was walking around the house and kept on falling down as Stefan continues to speak.
"Then you went on to talk about me having bipolar. So what if I have bipolar, but it does mean that my anger works perfectly when I am wrestling, especially against you, and it does make me become a better wrestler. I need to get angry because it makes me feel better when I wrestle against anyone in the ring, and that I can let my anger out much easier than when I am not."
"The aggression Stefan that you saw at the Meltdown Supershow is the same one that you are going to see tomorrow night, in the shit hole country people call Canada. You are right that Canada does suck, but that's only because that monkey crap Jeff comes from there. You need to get the fuck off his dick too being like everyone else, how you dream of him beating my ass. I am glad that I am hated so much because that's how I want to be from now on."
"So we got one win over each other but tomorrow night that one of us will have another win on their back and that will be me, since you don't stand a chance on beating me again and I need to show Jeff, that I want to face him badly and what a better way of showing him then beating your weak ass up, and I will remove your dick riding days off my fucking back, because I am fucking sick of having to face you every god damn time, but hopefully I will get my hands on The Soul Of Philly next Asylum, and facing President Jeff at Rasslemania. You will either be knocked or tapped the fuck out Slade, because I want this win badly and you will be prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze when I pin you for the three count or make you tap out."
Stefan got tired from being angry as he then turned the stream off, and turned the computer off as he then went straight to sleep, with the bear going in the other room to get some sleep as well.
Tonight. Stefan wasn't with his friend Elton because he had found someone else that he could have more fun with. It wasn't a human being, it was a teddy bear who could just about do everything including a one that can talk. The bear always felt sadness everyday, Stefan on the other hand was trying to cope with his anger problems and now he got diagnosed with bipolar. They were sitting on the sofa in an apartment where the bear was drinking alcohol, while Stefan was smoking cigarettes.
Raab knows that he will never be happy until he gets what he wants: A match against President Hurricane Jeff at Rasslemania, although he was getting there now with Jeff attacking Stefan at Survive and Conquer Pay Per View event after he knocked, Aurora Jansen down since she super kicked Stefan over the top rope to be eliminated from the match. Stefan did give Jeff payback however on Overdrive, when Jeff was just about to fire Johnny Rebel from his general manager duties that Stefan came from the crowd, and attacked Jeff from behind using a steel pipe. Now it turns out that President Jeff is attending Asylum to address Stefan on what he has done recently on the Asylum shows, On twitter, at the Survive and Conquer PPV and on Overdrive as well.
The bear actually got scared sometimes with Stefan's anger as he knows that Stefan was far from being happy, especially that Raab was smoking five packets of cigarettes each day just to calm himself down, while the bear drank alcohol that calms him down when he was feeling like he was going to cry and the bear begins to speak.
Teddy Bear: "Why are you so angry all the time, Stefan?"
Stefan Raab: "Because nothing that I want is happening. I wanted a match against The Soul Of Philly TJ on Asylum this Sunday and who do I get? Fucking Slade Craven instead, for the fifth time. It's all who I have faced and I am sick of it. It's that asshole President Jeff's fault, for letting that happen and now because of this. I could be back on that garbage Meltdown show, where both GM's are trying to get the locker room to kiss their ass and there is no chance in hell that I am going back there and kiss ass to, Alexander Duval and Sienna Harrison."
Teddy Bear: "Yeah I get that feeling as well where people just ignore me and not paying any attention to what I want."
Stefan Raab: "That's exactly how I feel. These Slade Craven matches have to stop, because I am sick to fucking death of facing him every Asylum show that I have been on."
Teddy Bear: "That sounds clearly screwed up, Stefan. Sounds like you want this President Hurricane Jeff guy badly in a match because of this right?"
Stefan Raab: "That is one of the reasons yes among other things he did that is totally unacceptable by a piece of crap wrestling owner that he is."
Teddy Bear: "Sounds like it but at least you gave him some revenge on Overdrive on Thursday hey?"
Stefan Raab: "I did teddy and it felt good attacking Jeff and almost lying in the ring in his own pool of blood."
Teddy Bear: "Is that some of Jeff's blood that you got on your shirt?"
Stefan Raab: "It sure is and Slade Craven will join Jeff on this shirt as well. Now let me talk about this pathetic repetitive match with Slade Craven yet again."
Stefan's depression was hitting him hard and it certainly didn't help things on having to face against Slade Craven over and over again on Asylum, and he was pissed off that he wasn't facing TJ in a match as Stefan wanted to face him in a match so badly. He was lighting up his cigarette and begins to smoke on it as well as filming himself from the Internet via a live stream he was doing, on Justin.TV website where you could still see the bear in the background drinking alcohol and watching TV.
"This is getting more lame by the minute on me and, Slade Craven facing against each other by every minute of every Asylum show that we have done, for the last two months. I am sick to death of it and yet you get all these idiots in APW on twitter and even backstage, who say that Action Packed Wrestling is real competition?"
"What a load of fucking bullshit."
"APW is becoming more and more of a joke everyday. I don't want to face Slade Craven, and I don't want to go back on Meltdown, but if the Asylum GM and Jeff can't prove me with me facing different opponents every other week then I might as well move over there, even though those GM's are doing just as bad of a job as Reginald is, on trying to get the locker room on kissing his ass. I am not going to do any of that shit at all if I am selected to get drafted there. Hell I am even attempting to walk out of the match, because I am sick of this crap and to me it's not even real competition on facing this loony prat every single show. It's got to stop, Jeff and Reginald and I demand that you make changes now because even Slade Craven, is sick of facing me all the time."
"You know that there are other wrestlers out there that you can put me and Slade Craven up against, like with me wanting to face against The Soul Of Philly TJ, but both of you want to see me and Slade beating the hell out of each other but I think I will rest this whole case now."
Stefan smokes on his cigarette and then blows a smoke as he continues to speak.
"Back to you Slade. You seem to do the same old shit, that everyone else has done so many times on doing the fat jokes. You look like a stick man who fell from a tree and then your bird, Shadow picks the stick up to build a nest out of you, since you think weight is so important in the wrestling business when I don't weigh much at all, but you are good at lying to everyone though."
"It's no wonder why you get injured all the time being a skinny man that you are. You barely could lift me up your feet that you get all of Jeff's cock sucking friends to help you eliminate me, from the Battle Royal which is quite funny considering Aurora Jansen, eliminated me from Survive and Conquer rumble all by herself without anyone helping her to do so because you and the rest of the Asylum locker room aren't strong enough. You are weak Slade well no surprise considering how stupid you are and have been. You also are having problems with Shadow and I would not be surprised if he comes down to the ring, and interrupts the match or maybe he won't since he's useless."
"Oh and then you went on about how I would be unemployed if I was fired from APW? God you are officially more stupid than Yarmouth was. I don't think you heard me say that I work for World Elite Wrestling, when I was on Meltdown. Hell I was working for WEW long before I joined APW, so that is my true home especially when I am training in their top wrestling school, called StarrDome. You need to study more about me because the only person that I am finding a joke around the wrestling business is you, since you have never ever won a title in any company that you are or have been in. That's something I can back up, while you can't say nothing about that because you been in bed, sleeping with Shadow all thoughout your career."
Stefan then sees the bear watching television and drinking a lot of alcohol while Stefan was smoking on his cigarette thinking about Jeff more than Slade but he had to carry on talking about Slade since that was his opponent for Asylum this week yet again.
"Look at this poor bear feeling like he is getting ignored by the world kind of like you are, Slade since nobody even talks about you in APW even though that you are in the APW Hall Of Frame, but we all know that's purely because of you teaming with Shadow. You never had a successful singles career run and you are a worthless wrestler, just like how this bear is pathetic at doing anything. What do you even do during your time off wrestling? Seems like you don't do anything, and the fact that you don't seem to have any friends to talk to. You are a loner, and a nobody so it's no wonder why you are completely irrelevant and the reason that you had to face Shadow at Rasslemani,a who is on Overdrive to make yourself known to everyone on Asylum again."
"Everywhere I go though, I am talked about regardless if it's in wrestling arena's or even on twitter. I get noticed which says a lot more than you have ever done in your life"
Stefan then looks at the bear and Raab sees the bear smoking one of Stefan's cigarettes and he begins to speak to him while on Justin.TV live stream.
Stefan Raab: "Get your hands off my cigarettes."
Teddy Bear: "I wanted to smoke one of your cigarettes."
Stefan Raab: "Never ever do that again. I let you off this time though because I didn't see you take one, but if I did then I would've ripped you apart."
Stefan then sits down on the sofa but people can still see him doing things since it was live on stream with him socializing with the bear, as Stefan feels anger inside of him again showing his mood swings, that change quite quickly and he continues to speak.
"You have said other things that are very repetitive now on the fact that you don't think that I will face President Hurricane Jeff, at Rasslemania? That sounds so stupid, and you told me to let it go and move on to call somebody else out? Listen to me loud and clear so you will get it, into your thick brain."
"I NEVER GIVE UP CHALLENGING PEOPLE FOR MATCHES"
"It's just as well since I have almost reached my new years resolution that I made in December last year, that it's forcing my way to face Jeff at Rasslemania. Hell I got challenged by two other people as of late for matches as well, on The Soul Of Philly TJ and Terry Marvin. How come nobody challenges you for matches? Oops that has never happened, because you don't have the balls to accept challenges like I have with both opponents, that want to face me so badly. I don't give a fuck on who I piss off because unlike both of them and you, I don't want respect from anyone in APW since I only care about myself, not by other people or what they think about me. That's how things should be, otherwise people will just turn on you so there is no point of making friends in the wrestling business, since respect goes out of the window when you face people in the ring."
"I will never give up the wrestling business for anything no matter how much you tell me to get the hell out of APW, that will not happen for a long time or even forever since I started back in May and I have no plans of quitting the company, especially when I'm just this close on getting my match against President Hurricane Jeff at Rasslemania which I know is going to happen no matter how much you think it won't."
"I beat your ass on the Meltdown Supershow, because I was ready to beat you down while you was just fucking Shadow's ass in the locker room, before the match even got started. I also had aggression that people needed to see with me because I lacked of it in our first match. I will be giving you more pain than ever with the mood that I am in, which I feel like I want to make you suffer especially if that President asshole, tries to make you win the match over me then he will be dealing with pain as well that's if Jeff remembers to come to Asylum tomorrow night, since I used a steel pipe on his head to knock him out cold."
Stefan stopped smoking as he puts his cigarette in the ashtray, and sees that the bear was completely drunk and he was walking around the house and kept on falling down as Stefan continues to speak.
"Then you went on to talk about me having bipolar. So what if I have bipolar, but it does mean that my anger works perfectly when I am wrestling, especially against you, and it does make me become a better wrestler. I need to get angry because it makes me feel better when I wrestle against anyone in the ring, and that I can let my anger out much easier than when I am not."
"The aggression Stefan that you saw at the Meltdown Supershow is the same one that you are going to see tomorrow night, in the shit hole country people call Canada. You are right that Canada does suck, but that's only because that monkey crap Jeff comes from there. You need to get the fuck off his dick too being like everyone else, how you dream of him beating my ass. I am glad that I am hated so much because that's how I want to be from now on."
"So we got one win over each other but tomorrow night that one of us will have another win on their back and that will be me, since you don't stand a chance on beating me again and I need to show Jeff, that I want to face him badly and what a better way of showing him then beating your weak ass up, and I will remove your dick riding days off my fucking back, because I am fucking sick of having to face you every god damn time, but hopefully I will get my hands on The Soul Of Philly next Asylum, and facing President Jeff at Rasslemania. You will either be knocked or tapped the fuck out Slade, because I want this win badly and you will be prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze when I pin you for the three count or make you tap out."
Stefan got tired from being angry as he then turned the stream off, and turned the computer off as he then went straight to sleep, with the bear going in the other room to get some sleep as well.