Segments for APW Asylum 24/2/13

[Konrad Raab]

The scene cuts backstage where we see the name plate of “President Jeff” On a door. The camera zooms back and there are 3 police officers standing in front of the door. Asylum Interviewer, Jack Spade shows up.

Jack: Excuse me Gentlemen, I’d like to get a word with President Jeff regarding on what happened two weeks ago on Asylum.

Officer #1: We have strict orders from President Jeff that he not be bothered.

Jack: I’m sure if you would just tell him its me and what this is regarding, he’ll make an exception.

Officer #2: Who are you?

Jack: I’m Jack Spade. The backstage Interviewer for Asylum.

Officer #2: No one is to see Jeff at this time.

Jack: It will just take a couple of Minutes.

Officer #3: Sir, if you don’t step away, we will be forced take action.

Jack: No need for that now.

Just then, The door opens and out steps President Jeff. Cheer’s are heard from the crowd at ringside.

Jeff: What’s all the commotion out here?

Officer #1: This man claims he’s an interviewer and wants in interview with you.

Jack: President Jeff, a few moments of your time sir?

Jeff: Its cool guys

The Officers look at Jack and they all step aside. Jack goes up to Jeff

Jack: President Jeff, I was going to ask you about what happened at Asylum two weeks ago, but now with the police here, I have to ask, what’s the deal here?

Jeff: All you need to know Jack, is that I’m here tonight to conduct business with Stefan Raab. Why I have the police here, well, we’ll see how the business goes.

Jack: Wha….

Jeff: Sorry Jack, I must be getting back to business.

Jeff walks back into his office and closes the door. The Police officers all step back in front of the door as the scene guts away.

[Konrad Raab]

Stefan is shown walking backstage towards his dressing room when all of a sudden, Stefan stops in his tracks. The camera pans around to show President Jeff standing there. Raab puts his fist up, ready for a fight

Stefan Raab: Come on Canadian prick, you want to do this now? I don’t need to wait till Rasslemania.

Jeff: As much as I know that you’d love to fight me right now Raab, its not going to happen, so put your fist down.

Stefan Raab: I don’t care if you don’t want to fight now Jeff, I’m about to knock you out!

Just then, 3 Police officers show up, standing behind Raab,

Stefan Raab: Oh, so this is how its going to be huh. Are you that scared of me Jeff that you need to get these cock suckers involved to help your sorry ass? Let me tell you something Jeff. No one, not you, or these disgusting pigs will be able to stop me from messing you up at Rasslemania. Your just proving everything I’ve been saying Jeff. First of all at One Night In Hell Pay Per View, you had security guards protecting you from me attacking you and here we are again with the same result only with the police officers this time. You are jealous on the fact that I make more money than you.

Jeff: Stefan Raab, I didn’t want this. Matter of fact, this isn’t my choice.

Officer #1: Mr. Raab, you are under arrest for assault.

Stefan Raab: Assault, that’s it? I burned the Canadian, American and the United Kingdom flags. Yet, I’m arrested for assault. If I’d known you’d have me arrested for me attacking you with a pipe on Overdrive a couple weeks ago, I would have made sure I did more damage and got you busted wide open on your head.

Jeff: Raab, Burning a Canadian, American and a United Kingdom flag, isn’t illegal. And your assault on me? I’ve been attacked from behind plenty of times, and never once did I have someone arrested, and I’m not going to start with you. I’m not the one pressing charges on you Raab. Remember that fan you attacked, we’ll, look where that got you. You are out of control Raab. I have no choice but to let these cops take you away.

Raab lunges at Jeff who gets grabbed by the cops. The cops have Raab by his arms and they start dragging him away. As they drag Raab past Jeff, Raab spits in Jeff’s face. Leaving a nice glob of spit on Jeff’s cheek. Jeff watches Raab as he is pulled away. The camera zooms in on Jeff’s face and he wipes the spit off and the scene fades away.