Post by Konrad Raab on Mar 3, 2013 19:11:58 GMT
Adam: Please welcome at this time, the President of Action Packed Wrestling. HURRRICANE…..JEEEEEF!
“Raining Blood” by Slayer hit’s the PA. The crowd goes nuts as President Jeff walks out from behind the curtain.
Nailz: Its great to keep seeing the boss on Asylum.
Beckett: I wonder what he has to say here tonight.
Jeff makes his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of a few fans before walking up the ring steps. Jeff walks half way down the ring apron and enters the ring through the top and middle rope.
Nailz: Last week, we saw President Jeff take part in the arrest of Stefan Raab.
Beckett: And the next day, we learned on Actionpackedwrestling.com that Jeff was the one who bailed Raab out.
Jeff gets a Microphone and goes to the middle of the ring. His music cuts out as he slowly lifts the microphone to his mouth and speaks.
Jeff: Here we are, the last Asylum show before Rasslemania IX. We are two weeks away from the biggest event in the world. And at Rasslemania IX, this year, My opponent, none other than, Stefan Raab.
The crowd boo’s at the mention of Raab.
Jeff: Now two weeks ago, you all witness Stefan Raab being arrested and charged with assault after attacking some fans. Something like that, Raab could have been locked up for a very long time. However, the great boss that I am, I worked day and night to have Raab’s sentence reduced to the point where I was able to bail him out.
And I know, you all would have loved for me to leave him in jail and let him rot. However, Hurricane Jeff takes care of his talent. I don’t care what the talent thinks of me, or what I think of them, I would have done it for anyone.
A fan yells out “TREVOR BLACKWELL”
Jeff: Haha, Yes, even Trevor Blackwell.
But the question I’ve been getting is why? Why do it. As a business man, its pretty simple. You people hate Stefan Raab. And you people love to see Stefan Raab get his butt kicked. Well, Raab can’t get his butt kicked while in jail. Something else could happen to his butt, butt kicking isn’t one of them. And as a business man, having Stefan Raab in APW, and making sure Raab appears at Rasslemania IX is good for business. Plus, I want Raab to have all the time in the world, to prepare for our match in two weeks from now. I want Raab to be as ready as possible. I want take away any excuses Raab may have after I beat him in the middle of the ring at Rasslemania.
The crowd cheers, and then the cheer’s quickly turn into boo’s as Stefan Raab’s music hits with him wearing a suit. Stefan claps at Jeff because he knew that he finally had guts to trash talk him down as he got into the ring and begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Has someone actually found their balls, to say something about me? About bloody time because I thought you was too much of a pussy to do that, especially when all you have done all of this time is hiding behind Mark Mania, and being in your office all the time. Are you treating him as your new pet, kissing his backside?
Stefan pauses for a while as the fans were booing Stefan as he continues to speak more.
Stefan Raab: Oh so you went to explain why you bailed me out because you think, I'm good for business? Duh you stupid man. That's what our match is about isn't it, about us billionaires going at it making money for your stupid, big event you always run every year. I don't think you get the fact that I really don't like you because of you handing wrestlers title shots in APW without deserving anything to get them, unless you like to get them to suck your dick so good.
Also explain why the blue hell have I been facing Slade Craven ever since I came back from my suspension? It really does show how bad of an owner you really are, on booking me in the same matches over and over again.
Jeff: Really Raab. Do you even listen to yourself when you speak. First of all, You fighting Slade Craven, I don’t pick your opponents Raab. I hired Reginald to do that. You could be losing to Mr. Dangerous every night for all I care. Second of all, I’ve been in this business long enough Raab that I’ve learned that I can’t please everyone. And that fact that you say you don’t like me, I could care less. You talk a big game, you act like your some bad ass, talking crap about me. But guess what Raab, rather you want to admit it or not, there’s something about APW that you love. And I say that Raab, because I don’t force anyone to work for me. The fact that you claim to hate me so much, yet, still work for me, just speaks volumes.
I’ve seen guys like you before Raab. They think they are big shots. They think they deserve everything. So what do they do when things don’t go their way, they come after the boss. They try to make a name for themselves by coming after the guy at the top, which is me. Your not the first guy Raab who’s come after me. Look at what happened to Nathaniel Havok. I embarrassed him in his home town last year at Rasslemania. Now he’s back and he’ll never be the same again, because I killed his credibility. Trevor Blackwell, for years tried to take me down. Even tried to take APW down, and look at him, the biggest joke to ever stepped into an APW ring. And that’s not even the half of it Raab. You think by fighting me, and thinking you’ll beat me will solve all your problems, but guess what, it won’t. It won’t change a damn thing Raab. Because in two week’s, at Rasslemania, MY EVENT, after I beat you, after you lose to a man who hasn’t been in the ring in a year, your career will spin in a downward spiral, even more than it already has. And after Rasslemania is done Raab, maybe, just maybe, you’ll pull your head out of your ass long enough, to realize that all this time you’ve spent, coming after me, was the downfall of your time here in APW, when you should be focused on the current talent on Asylum and focus on studying them.
Stefan cuts Jeff off
Stefan Raab: I know all too well who books matches around here and of course you are behind the match arrangements, as well as Reginald Schmidt, but mostly you. Oh that stupid comment you made, about how it speaks volumes on me working for you, when there are a few wrestlers that don't like you, just as much as I do and they work for you, but your too afraid to do something about it. You are officially stupid, especially when I stabbed you in the back to represent a different company, at Survive and Conquer rumble event since I refused to kiss your backside, and if I left APW then I wouldn't be able to face you at Rasslemania would I?
The crowd booed at Stefan as he was flat out hitting back at the comments that Jeff said about Stefan and he continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: Funny that you said that you can't please everyone when actually you have pleased everyone in the Asylum locker room, handing them title shots especially ones that got drafted after me, while I had to deal with Craven these last few months. It's sickening how untrue that statement is.
Does it look like I give a damn on what you did to Havok and Blackwell, in the last few years, and what they tried to do? No I don't because I'm nothing like those two. Just because you defeated Havok and fired him last year, that doesn't mean that it will happen to me because I know you won't do anything to fire my ass, since you haven't done anything apart from attacking me at Survive and Conquer event and getting me arrested two weeks ago, while I have done everything to make sure I have caused you hell, and making sure that our match for Mania is going to happen.
Stefan then continues talking to Jeff.
Stefan Raab: I didn't want to face anybody on the Asylum roster because they are irrelevant to me now, and plus I can always face them in the ring any other day. You on the other hand, I won't be able to, and that's why I called you out than those Asylum dick riders, because I know that Rasslemania is the only event that I will be able to face you, and that you stuck up for Yarmouth as well, made me want to hate you, and face you in the ring even more. How did that turn out on you defending for Yarmouth's ass? Oh that's right he left, because I got into his head and you couldn't do anything, because you saw me as a threat.
I can't wait to embarrass you in front of your home crowd, showing you that me calling you out was worth it, since nobody else in APW had the guts to challenge you for a match at Rasslemania, cos they are afraid of you. It will be me that will be victorious not you because I have confidence and how I actually make more money than you do with the APW company.
Jeff: You know what Raab, I don’t know who your trying to convince, everyone or yourself. The more you talk, the more you sound like a complete Jackass.
The crowd cheers and then they start a Jackass chant towards Raab, which is getting Raab angry
Jeff: Yes you hate me Raab, and I may never be able to change that fact. But here are the facts Raab. Fact, I don’t care about you. Fact, at Rasslemania, I will kick your ass. Fact, I will prove at Rasslemania just how much of a Jackass you are. You think your going to embarrass me in my home town on March 24th. Reality check Raab, I have 70 thousand plus strong cheering for me and chanting my name. And at the end of the day, this is my event, I am MR. RASSLEMANIA and I will prove it. Because I will not let me fans, my friends and my family down. At Rasslemania, I will make all of them proud. At Rasslemania, I will come out on top, and at Rasslemania Raab, THRU HOWLING WINDS……AND POURING RAIN…..YOU WILL FEAR………
President Jeff raises the mic in the air
Crowd: THE HURRICANE!
Jeff and Raab stand face to face in the middle of the ring as “Raining Blood” by Slayer hit’s the PA.
Nailz: Man, things are really heating up between these two and I can’t wait to see them go at it at Rasslemania.
Beckett: Its gonna be a hell of a match, that’s for sure, one that many people will be watching.
Jeff and Raab continue to look at each other as the scene fades out.
“Raining Blood” by Slayer hit’s the PA. The crowd goes nuts as President Jeff walks out from behind the curtain.
Nailz: Its great to keep seeing the boss on Asylum.
Beckett: I wonder what he has to say here tonight.
Jeff makes his way down to the ring, slapping the hands of a few fans before walking up the ring steps. Jeff walks half way down the ring apron and enters the ring through the top and middle rope.
Nailz: Last week, we saw President Jeff take part in the arrest of Stefan Raab.
Beckett: And the next day, we learned on Actionpackedwrestling.com that Jeff was the one who bailed Raab out.
Jeff gets a Microphone and goes to the middle of the ring. His music cuts out as he slowly lifts the microphone to his mouth and speaks.
Jeff: Here we are, the last Asylum show before Rasslemania IX. We are two weeks away from the biggest event in the world. And at Rasslemania IX, this year, My opponent, none other than, Stefan Raab.
The crowd boo’s at the mention of Raab.
Jeff: Now two weeks ago, you all witness Stefan Raab being arrested and charged with assault after attacking some fans. Something like that, Raab could have been locked up for a very long time. However, the great boss that I am, I worked day and night to have Raab’s sentence reduced to the point where I was able to bail him out.
And I know, you all would have loved for me to leave him in jail and let him rot. However, Hurricane Jeff takes care of his talent. I don’t care what the talent thinks of me, or what I think of them, I would have done it for anyone.
A fan yells out “TREVOR BLACKWELL”
Jeff: Haha, Yes, even Trevor Blackwell.
But the question I’ve been getting is why? Why do it. As a business man, its pretty simple. You people hate Stefan Raab. And you people love to see Stefan Raab get his butt kicked. Well, Raab can’t get his butt kicked while in jail. Something else could happen to his butt, butt kicking isn’t one of them. And as a business man, having Stefan Raab in APW, and making sure Raab appears at Rasslemania IX is good for business. Plus, I want Raab to have all the time in the world, to prepare for our match in two weeks from now. I want Raab to be as ready as possible. I want take away any excuses Raab may have after I beat him in the middle of the ring at Rasslemania.
The crowd cheers, and then the cheer’s quickly turn into boo’s as Stefan Raab’s music hits with him wearing a suit. Stefan claps at Jeff because he knew that he finally had guts to trash talk him down as he got into the ring and begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Has someone actually found their balls, to say something about me? About bloody time because I thought you was too much of a pussy to do that, especially when all you have done all of this time is hiding behind Mark Mania, and being in your office all the time. Are you treating him as your new pet, kissing his backside?
Stefan pauses for a while as the fans were booing Stefan as he continues to speak more.
Stefan Raab: Oh so you went to explain why you bailed me out because you think, I'm good for business? Duh you stupid man. That's what our match is about isn't it, about us billionaires going at it making money for your stupid, big event you always run every year. I don't think you get the fact that I really don't like you because of you handing wrestlers title shots in APW without deserving anything to get them, unless you like to get them to suck your dick so good.
Also explain why the blue hell have I been facing Slade Craven ever since I came back from my suspension? It really does show how bad of an owner you really are, on booking me in the same matches over and over again.
Jeff: Really Raab. Do you even listen to yourself when you speak. First of all, You fighting Slade Craven, I don’t pick your opponents Raab. I hired Reginald to do that. You could be losing to Mr. Dangerous every night for all I care. Second of all, I’ve been in this business long enough Raab that I’ve learned that I can’t please everyone. And that fact that you say you don’t like me, I could care less. You talk a big game, you act like your some bad ass, talking crap about me. But guess what Raab, rather you want to admit it or not, there’s something about APW that you love. And I say that Raab, because I don’t force anyone to work for me. The fact that you claim to hate me so much, yet, still work for me, just speaks volumes.
I’ve seen guys like you before Raab. They think they are big shots. They think they deserve everything. So what do they do when things don’t go their way, they come after the boss. They try to make a name for themselves by coming after the guy at the top, which is me. Your not the first guy Raab who’s come after me. Look at what happened to Nathaniel Havok. I embarrassed him in his home town last year at Rasslemania. Now he’s back and he’ll never be the same again, because I killed his credibility. Trevor Blackwell, for years tried to take me down. Even tried to take APW down, and look at him, the biggest joke to ever stepped into an APW ring. And that’s not even the half of it Raab. You think by fighting me, and thinking you’ll beat me will solve all your problems, but guess what, it won’t. It won’t change a damn thing Raab. Because in two week’s, at Rasslemania, MY EVENT, after I beat you, after you lose to a man who hasn’t been in the ring in a year, your career will spin in a downward spiral, even more than it already has. And after Rasslemania is done Raab, maybe, just maybe, you’ll pull your head out of your ass long enough, to realize that all this time you’ve spent, coming after me, was the downfall of your time here in APW, when you should be focused on the current talent on Asylum and focus on studying them.
Stefan cuts Jeff off
Stefan Raab: I know all too well who books matches around here and of course you are behind the match arrangements, as well as Reginald Schmidt, but mostly you. Oh that stupid comment you made, about how it speaks volumes on me working for you, when there are a few wrestlers that don't like you, just as much as I do and they work for you, but your too afraid to do something about it. You are officially stupid, especially when I stabbed you in the back to represent a different company, at Survive and Conquer rumble event since I refused to kiss your backside, and if I left APW then I wouldn't be able to face you at Rasslemania would I?
The crowd booed at Stefan as he was flat out hitting back at the comments that Jeff said about Stefan and he continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: Funny that you said that you can't please everyone when actually you have pleased everyone in the Asylum locker room, handing them title shots especially ones that got drafted after me, while I had to deal with Craven these last few months. It's sickening how untrue that statement is.
Does it look like I give a damn on what you did to Havok and Blackwell, in the last few years, and what they tried to do? No I don't because I'm nothing like those two. Just because you defeated Havok and fired him last year, that doesn't mean that it will happen to me because I know you won't do anything to fire my ass, since you haven't done anything apart from attacking me at Survive and Conquer event and getting me arrested two weeks ago, while I have done everything to make sure I have caused you hell, and making sure that our match for Mania is going to happen.
Stefan then continues talking to Jeff.
Stefan Raab: I didn't want to face anybody on the Asylum roster because they are irrelevant to me now, and plus I can always face them in the ring any other day. You on the other hand, I won't be able to, and that's why I called you out than those Asylum dick riders, because I know that Rasslemania is the only event that I will be able to face you, and that you stuck up for Yarmouth as well, made me want to hate you, and face you in the ring even more. How did that turn out on you defending for Yarmouth's ass? Oh that's right he left, because I got into his head and you couldn't do anything, because you saw me as a threat.
I can't wait to embarrass you in front of your home crowd, showing you that me calling you out was worth it, since nobody else in APW had the guts to challenge you for a match at Rasslemania, cos they are afraid of you. It will be me that will be victorious not you because I have confidence and how I actually make more money than you do with the APW company.
Jeff: You know what Raab, I don’t know who your trying to convince, everyone or yourself. The more you talk, the more you sound like a complete Jackass.
The crowd cheers and then they start a Jackass chant towards Raab, which is getting Raab angry
Jeff: Yes you hate me Raab, and I may never be able to change that fact. But here are the facts Raab. Fact, I don’t care about you. Fact, at Rasslemania, I will kick your ass. Fact, I will prove at Rasslemania just how much of a Jackass you are. You think your going to embarrass me in my home town on March 24th. Reality check Raab, I have 70 thousand plus strong cheering for me and chanting my name. And at the end of the day, this is my event, I am MR. RASSLEMANIA and I will prove it. Because I will not let me fans, my friends and my family down. At Rasslemania, I will make all of them proud. At Rasslemania, I will come out on top, and at Rasslemania Raab, THRU HOWLING WINDS……AND POURING RAIN…..YOU WILL FEAR………
President Jeff raises the mic in the air
Crowd: THE HURRICANE!
Jeff and Raab stand face to face in the middle of the ring as “Raining Blood” by Slayer hit’s the PA.
Nailz: Man, things are really heating up between these two and I can’t wait to see them go at it at Rasslemania.
Beckett: Its gonna be a hell of a match, that’s for sure, one that many people will be watching.
Jeff and Raab continue to look at each other as the scene fades out.