Post by Konrad Raab on Mar 15, 2013 13:45:12 GMT
Learning to help people. Toronto, Canada. Sunday 17th March.
It's a dark, cold, night where Stefan and Elton were, seeing a lot of homeless people who are out in the cold, looking for someone to help them to live in a home. They are located in dark alleys with rubbish bins, and the homeless people had little to no cover to sleep at night.
Elton is with Stefan to help him how to start caring more for other people since the doctor told Stefan, that he has to learn how he can overcome his own fears of trusting and helping others, and not Raab thinking and being all about himself with his Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He has to start caring more about other people asides from himself
Stefan only found out about being in the Meltdown Invitational Royal Rumble match yesterday by his trainer at the StarrDome, because he had been so busy training non stop for his match against President Jeff, next Sunday at Rasslemania as Stefan begins to speak to Elton.
Stefan Raab: "Why the fuck are we here Elton?"
Elton: "I heard about that you recently been diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder right?"
Stefan Raab: "According to the doctors that I went to see the other day, yes I have but that doesn't explain anything about why we are here."
Elton: "It's because ever since you have stepped into APW. You've never ever helped anybody, in or outside of the wrestling business, asides from your fiancee. Don't you see what is happening to you at all, in your life as well as in APW?"
Stefan Raab: "No I don't and what makes you think that I wil c......................................"
Elton: "You have to change especially if you're found guilty and you have to do community service for your actions, towards fans on Asylum then you have to start caring and help other people out."
Stefan Raab: "Why the hell should I do that?"
Elton: "Because it's the thing to do as a human being. Do you realize how fucking lucky you are, on having somewhere to live and being fed, while these people out here have to put up sleeping in this freezing cold weather, and that they have to look for food everyday to keep themselves alive. Also there are children that are suffering as well."
Stefan Raab: "I don't give a rat's ass about...................."
Elton: "Drop the attitude Stefan. Do you know how many times I have had to help people out, in the community? Lots of times and I never regretted helping those people one bit."[/color]
Stefan Raab: "I'm not ready to help people yet."
Elton: "That's why I'm here, to help you get ready to help other people asides from your fiancee, and plus your doctor told me to urge you to stop thinking about yourself, and try to attempt to help people. You can start with the homeless people here."
Stefan fears on trusting people as he's had a lot of bad experiences in the past, both in and out of wrestling, but there was one incident in particular that made him change. He tells Elton a story on why he hasn't helped people, who he doesn't know for a while that only his ex girlfriend, and current fiancee know about.
Stefan Raab: "I tell you a story that will make you understand why I hate to do things for other people, and why I hate to trust people I don't know. Back in two thousand and five, I let someone in my life, a young woman called Helene who seemed like a nice person at first, until things changed with her stalking me and even climbed over the fence to my house in Cologne, while my ex girlfriend and my eldest daughter lived with me. I even had security guards coming out to guard my house, because I got really scared of her.
Helene even raped me along with beating me up, which I suffered a lot of bruises on my face along with having a black eye, that I got from her punching me to the ground, and she even attempted to kill me with a knife. That's why I don't help or trust people I don't know, because of that incident, and I fear that it might happen again."
Stefan broke down in tears, as it hurts him that nobody understood why Stefan was so nasty to everyone in and out of wrestling, and he finds it hard to tell people about this whole story. Elton knows that Stefan feared crying, but he did it, and it showed that Stefan was human, and Elton begins to speak.
Elton: "Wow after I known you all of this time. You only told me this story now? Jesus Christ Stef. Now I do understand why you act the way you are. It's all in the past."
Stefan Raab: "Even if it is in the past. I still can't get over that I got raped by a woman, and it made me become a weak person. I haven't got that far on telling the psychotherapist about this yet, but I think I will so I can get over this because it's affecting me as a whole big time."
Elton: "Its OK Stefan don't worry about it, and I suggest you tell the psychotherapist as soon as you can, because maybe he or she can help you cope with that. Now this is where you have to get brave, on trying to talk to one of these homeless people and see what you can do, because I know that you have a heart since I have seen how you helped your fiancee when she was pregnant with your son, but not many people have seen you help others."
Stefan just couldn't do it as the story alone just freaked him out a lot, and it did every time he's told someone the horrific story, that he has problems getting over. He stops being in tears and thinks about the rumble match coming up.
Stefan Raab: "Damn. I almost forgot that I'm wrestling tomorrow night on Meltdown, even though my trainer Dorian Burke, told me about the rumble match yesterday, but it slipped out of my mind because of me having to tell you that sickening story. I got to get focused on the rumble and not Jeff for now."
Elton: "That's the smartest thing I heard you say in a long while, on you saying that you should focus on your opponents in the rumble, and not Jeff."
Stefan Raab: "I have to for the sake of this match, Elton although if that asshole does decide to interrupt the match, then I will just focus on kicking his ass."
Elton: "Don't Stefan, because that's how you lose matches. Alright you didn't do anything in the last match but if you focus on what's in the ring, then good things will all come together."
Stefan then looked at the people who were sleeping, and it's making him feel bad that he just isn't ready to help them for now, although it might change during the night, as well as wanting to get arrogant again.
Stefan Raab: "Is there some sort of stipulation do you know, if I was to win this pathetic disgusting rumble that I am apart of?"
Elton: "For Asylum, I have no idea since it seems like a mystery at the moment, but I guess that you will find out when you go to win the thing."
Stefan Raab: "I guess so but at least it will do me good fighting in the ring, just to warm up for my original match against Jeff, but I am not going to talk that much about him tonight, because he's not relevant to the task in hand."
Elton: "That's a good idea, but always remember to make sure that you do some respecting of your opponents, because you never ever do that when you talk about your match up's. I know with some people in the match that it's difficult to do so, but just try to think about what it will do for you just like if you ended up helping at least one homeless guy or girl tonight, then maybe people might want to....................."
Stefan Raab: "If you mean me gaining respect then sorry that will never happen, because I do not want people to respect me, nor do I even want to respect these idiotic sickening Arschloch swine's, that I am facing tomorrow night. I don't know how in the blue hell I even got into this match. I am guessing that President Jeff couldn't be bothered to promote our match for Rasslemania, and that I have to do his dirty work instead since he put me in the match."
Elton: "So why are you doing this match if you refuse to kiss his ass?"
Stefan Raab: "To give a few people a beating that's what, although there are two wrestlers in the match that I don't want to throw out at all, because I respect them a lot and two or three wrestlers I respect a bit that I may not want to hurt too much, but all the others I do want to throw there asses out of the ring."
Elton: "I hear rumors that you haven't been on twitter for a few days right?"
Stefan Raab: "Yes I haven't been on there since the first of March because One: I been way too busy training for the Rasslemania match and Two: Jeff hasn't said anything about me since Asylum last Sunday. Right now my mind is to win the rumble match for a potential title shot, that may get my attention after Rasslemania. I feel ready for a title shot on Asylum now."
Elton: "Confidence huh?"
Stefan Raab: "Exactly and you know that I always have confidence, with any upcoming match that I am in."
Elton sees Stefan being confident about the match, but he wondered if he will see Stefan being confident about helping a homeless person, but he will have to wait and see as Stefan was getting almost in the mood to talk about some of the opponents, that he hears that he has to face tomorrow night.
Elton: "Whoa. Seems like your excited about the rumble match right?"
Stefan Raab: "Yes I am because I wasn't allowed to wrestle on Asylum, but there's no rule about me wrestling on Meltdown this week, even though I hate the brand but at least Megan, Havok and Phoenix are making Meltdown entertaining again showing people that they aren't ass kissers, compared to everyone else on Meltdown, hell even Asylum and Overdrive as well lately."
Elton: "Now Stefan. Remember about not going over the top, about being so nasty to people, and that you should praise for what they have done in APW."
Stefan Raab: "Bullshit, but I guess I have to with a few people in the match, but that's about it. Now I need a god damn cigarette."
Stefan then got a cigarette box out of his pocket and puts the cigarette in his mouth so he can get his lighter near the cigarette to light up and starts to smoke on it inhaling and blowing the smoke out as he was getting ready to talk about his opponents that he had to face in the rumble match up still wondering how and why he was in this match.
In Stefan's mind he thought it was due to the Raab/Jeff match at Mania that he got forced to promote for the rumble as he starts to speak while Elton was waiting to see if Stefan was going to help anybody tonight or not.
"Tonight, I'm out here in this dump, that I see these disgusting Canadian homeless rats needing help everyday since Elton dragged me out here. Why is it that everyone is demanding me to be more respectful, and care for other people? Don't you wrestlers get it that I don't want to help anybody, because I am not that kind of guy no matter what people say, on me being selfish because that's exactly what I am.
To be honest. I didn't even know anything about me being in this match, until yesterday when Dorian who is my trainer in the StarrDome, said that I will be wrestling in this silly Meltdown Invitational Royal Rumble match because I've been training hard for my Rasslemania match against President Jeff.
I feel that some of the wrestlers like me are going to wrestle at Meltdown to promote our Rasslemania matches, which is good especially when Jeff is being a lazy fuck that couldn't be bothered to do anything, other than masturbating to the roster.
Anyway that's for another day on me talking about Jeff because now my mind is on this rumble match. I hear that there are some big names in this match. Names like Johnny Rebel who I saved one time from being fired, from your general manager position on Overdrive if you remember? Oh what am I saying I didn't save your ass.
I done the stunt to get Jeff pissed off, and giving him revenge for what he did to me at Survive and Conquer rumble match. You barely ever wrestle so you have little to no chance of winning the match, especially when you told the crowd before Survive and Conquer match that I am just filler that Jeff let in the match to throw over the top rope?
You made yourself sound fucking stupid, with that comment when it was another owner in a different company, that allowed me to wrestle in the rumble, not Jeff. Now who's the filler huh because it's certainly not me, especially when my match at Mania is one of the top three fights while you are just in the audience watching the matches. How the mighty have fallen which now I'm laughing about.
Another name that's well-known in APW, a guy who I think is one of the top dogs in the rumble, Level One. I never really faced or chatted to the guy that well, but he's one of those men that I have a little respect for since he has done a lot in APW, on being a multiple time Undisputed champion, to winning tag team titles with Johnny Rebel back on the Mayhem PPV a while back and I like this guy's attitude to the business, but there is one thing I really don't like about Level One, and that's him being Terry Marvin's lackey as of late.
You don't need Terry to help you get to the top, as you already proved that in the past with the amount of times you've become the Undisputed champion, but one of these days when Terry loses the title. He's going to get pissed so bad that he will end up hating you, and stab you in the back. If you wasn't kissing Terry's ass then you would be on my respect list for sure."
Stefan needed a break from talking for a bit as Elton was kind of proud of Stefan on trying to respect wrestlers he was facing in the match, especially about Level One as he was inhaling from smoking on his cigarette, with Stefan smelling the stink from the homeless people.
Stefan Raab: "My god doesn't it stink here tonight?"
Elton: "Well of course you expect that with them living out in the streets, without having regular baths or showers. When are you going to help one of the homeless people Stefan?"
Stefan Raab: "The answer to that is NEVER because I don't want to help them. Not the amount of times I've helped someone who then throw it back in my face."
Elton: "Stefan, I'm are not leaving until at least you can prove to me, that you have a heart on helping someone out."
Stefan Raab: "Oh ficken that because at the moment were going to stand here for a long while. Let me continue where I left off for the Meltdown rumble match."
Elton was disappointed with Stefan's comments, as he wanted for him to start caring for at least one person in the streets, as that made Stefan angry as he punched the wall behind him like a baby, not getting his own way as he continued to speak.
"Another big name in the match is another guy that I never admitted, on having a little respect for with Jason Kash. Yeah I said that because, I got to admit on that day in my first singles match on Asylum. He brought the best in me that day we faced off in a match long ago back in September, and at least he has guts to become a violent guy that helps a lot in the wrestling business, and he's kind of like me in sense that he's arrogant, and takes the piss out of people.
I also can't take away that he's a grand slam champion for Asylum, and that deserves my respect in my book, but I heard some disturbing things that you told me a while ago about me being a joke?
That's funny because I've changed now, and I feel that I am a proper wrestler than the old Stefan that I was. Also what you said a while ago or so I've heard about preparation makes you a man? My god you are still delusional, why do you think I haven't been on twitter or even at home?
Oh that's because I been training day in and day out to prepare myself for these next two matches that I am having including you, so shut the fuck up you idiot.
I barely even saw you do any violent things recently, apart from bashing Knuckles now known as Reaver in the head twenty odd times. What a brilliant man you are on doing that, but at least I admit I'm not, since I have attacked fans after Asylum has gone off air. Stop being an Affenschwanz and get on with it."
Stefan took a deep breath as he blew a smoke from his cigarette. He hasn't smoked that much, since after the last Asylum show because Stefan has been so busy, and he has lost a bit of weight as well with his training that he's done, and gained some muscle mass as well. He then continues to speak.
"Now I am going to talk about two wrestlers that have gained a lot of respect from me, from either what they have done in APW or elsewhere on Megan Andrews and Cid Phoenix. These people I'm hoping to avoid throwing out of the ring, because their achievements are amazing, and I know personally what Megan can do since she trains at the exact same wrestling school as I do.
Isn't it amazing Megan that we both still train in the StarrDome, and end up being in APW along with your sister wrestling in that other place? Seriously though I'm impressed on what you been doing in APW so far, and I hope you will continue with that along with showing your anger in the ring.
Cid on the other hand is a lot like me now on attacking fans, and showing how dangerous he is to other wrestlers in matches. Dude you have balls on doing what you did, and both of us have to go to court for attacking fans on Meltdown and Asylum. I applaud you for that, as the fans are rather pathetic cheering for goody too shoes wrestlers, that follow the rules in wrestling all the time."
Suddenly Stefan gets distracted when he saw somebody attacking a homeless man with Elton looking at Stefan.
Elton: "Don't stand there, Stefan. Do something to help that poor guy."
Stefan Raab: "Ugh do I really have to?"
Elton: "Yes just go and do it now."
Stefan didn't want to do anything, but he knows that he had to do something just to shut Elton up, as he destroys the cigarette that he was smoking to go over to the attacker, and Stefan suddenly attacks him using his Raabinator finisher. Then attacker runs away as soon as he got up with Elton smiling, that he saw Stefan doing a good deed tonight, and the homeless guy begins to speak.
Homeless guy: "Thank you so much for helping me tonight."
Stefan Raab: "You're welcome. Here's some money for you to buy food with."
Elton was really surprised on Stefan giving money away to the guy, as for once Raab wasn't thinking about himself, as the homeless guy went off to get himself something to eat as Elton begins to speak.
Elton: "I'm proud of you Stefan, for helping that guy. I know that it was difficult for you, but you did it. Now I will leave you alone, so you can continue talking about the match."
Stefan Raab: "I did it to shut you up, so you would leave me alone. See you later."
Elton went back to the hotel room as Stefan wanted to stand around for a bit before getting another cigarette out of his pocket and lights up, continuing to talk about the rumble match.
"Now I got people I have respect for out-of-the-way. I then move to some of the wrestlers that I can't respect at all, people like The Guv'nor and Buckson Gooch, but I start of with The Guv'nor. Really you go around and call people slags? What are you a Hermaphrodite? Slag's is the weakest insult that you can give to a male wrestler. You only call people slags if they are women that sleep with other guys, not ones that rant about things you stupid cunt.
You make me sick with your so-called gangster insults, and how you think you are tough. Sure you're undefeated but sooner than later you'll get defeated, especially when it comes to the ladder match at Rasslemania that you have zero chance of winning. Just stop pretending to be a man, and actually admit that you are a Hermaphrodite with female body parts on your body. You are nothing but a pompous prick to me, especially when hardly anybody can understand what the fuck you are saying.
Now I will talk about the most selfish guy in APW, known as Buckson Douche, oops I meant Gooch but Douche sounds better. Why is it that every time I hear about you, that you seem to go for title shots all the time? I mean you are in a number one contenders match for the tag titles, along with having an Extreme title shot against Michael Lively and AC Smith, and now you are trying to get yourself a Heavyweight title shot? You greedy mother fucking pig. It's just as bad as you kissing ass to nearly the entire roster as well.
People like you are making an APW company a joke now, taking away chances of other people wanting a title shot. I been on Asylum since September, and not once have I complained about not having a title shot, but yet you seem to get a free way ticket and you aren't a real wrestler, well especially when you work in a farmyard.
You're an ungrateful bitch that only wrestles for title shots, and not for your passion for the sport. Just like Young Mannie with the family thing. I don't give a fuck about Mannie's nephew, or your wife and kid you have Buckson.
Speaking of Young Mannie. Everyone seemed to be impressed on your wins over Phil Atken and The GI as of late on Asylum, but guess what? You haven't impressed me at all. Phil was off his game that night and handed you the win, and who hasn't beaten The GI? My god even Mr. Dangerous could beat The GI. Come on let's be serious here, that those wins you got wasn't REAL competition for you. Hell you couldn't even beat Jason Kash who came to Meltdown to wrestle you. Sure you stopped smoking weed and well done for that, but your head is buried behind Charlie's backside a lot. Be a man and ditch your nephew so you can become a better wrestler, than you currently are now."
Stefan almost forgot that there was another top name in the match known as Delikado, as the rain started to fall and Stefan had to walk to the bus stop shelter because his light on his cigarette went out, and he re lights his cigarette.
"Isn't it bad that I barely noticed about Delikado being in the match, since he is near enough irrelevant now? I always called you Dilhole, because you are really weird guy that used to run around with this rabies crap. I'm surprised that nobody else in the Overdrive locker room, got your deadly disease especially your former butt buddy Evan Envi, who has already dumped your ass because you become weak that nobody notices you around anymore, since you lost your title to Mark Mania. Not even close on being a threat to this match."
Stefan continued to smoke on his cigarette for a bit before continuing to talk.
"As for the rest of you that I didn't mention, you weren't important because most of you are starting off in the rumble, or the fact that there's nothing interesting about any of you. I'm not going to waste my time, talking about each one of you non Asylum and Overdrive idiots, because you most likely will be long gone when this match is over.
I still don't know why I'm in this match, but I guess it makes up for me not being allowed to wrestle on Asylum a few weeks ago, because of me attacking fans which is a fucking stupid reason to ban me from wrestling, but Reginald is a useless Asylum general manager just like how crap Jeff runs this shit hole APW company.
I need to show these two fuck ups about how I deserve on being more well-known on Asylum, and how much I deserve to get decent match up's rather than ones against Slade Craven all the time, but I bet my next match after Jeff at Rasslemania is Slade Craven again, because Reginald is a lazy cunt that doesn't realize how boring the same old match is over done."
Stefan had to take a bit of a break from talking for a while before he continues to speak again.
"I'm planning to go out on a war, with people that suck Jeff's and the APW management's penis's and nipples, because those people are the ones that I dislike the most on following their rules, and help their favorites get the things they want. Another thing is that majority of you are friends with one another. What happens when you are in the ring with your friend, let them throw your ass out of the ring?
No you stand on your disgusting feet and throw their asses out of the ring. That's not an issue with me at all, since everyone hates me and that's good because I have no plans on making friends with anybody in the APW locker room. I'm the most hated man in APW, and I am going to continue to piss people off after this worthless match is over, because compared to any of you that have Rasslemania matches, I have the biggest spot on the card being near enough a main event match to wrestle on while all of you are in dark, beginning or even in the middle of your matches at Mania.
That's what makes me different, and that's why there is more chance of me winning than any of you do since you don't have confidence like I have. All of you that are on Meltdown except for Megan, Cid and Nathaniel are all delusional, not even relevant at all. Hell Meltdown was sending me to sleep every night, until those three appeared on Meltdown to make it more entertaining again.
I don't care for respect or making friends with you losers in the match, because I am not that person. I'm Stefan Raab, the most disrespectful man in APW, and its working so good for me that I will continue to do so, not giving a fuck in the world about anybody.
Sure I helped a homeless guy tonight, but that was only because to shut my friend up. I didn't even want to help him or give him money. It was just something to do to get it over and done with, just like how you all will get thrown the fuck out of the ring by me, and all of you will prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze before I go back to do more training for my match against Jeff, and getting my surprise whatever that is after Rasslemania is over."
Stefan finished talking for the night as he continued to walk late at night doing a lot of thinking, before getting some sleep in his hotel room.
It's a dark, cold, night where Stefan and Elton were, seeing a lot of homeless people who are out in the cold, looking for someone to help them to live in a home. They are located in dark alleys with rubbish bins, and the homeless people had little to no cover to sleep at night.
Elton is with Stefan to help him how to start caring more for other people since the doctor told Stefan, that he has to learn how he can overcome his own fears of trusting and helping others, and not Raab thinking and being all about himself with his Narcissistic Personality Disorder. He has to start caring more about other people asides from himself
Stefan only found out about being in the Meltdown Invitational Royal Rumble match yesterday by his trainer at the StarrDome, because he had been so busy training non stop for his match against President Jeff, next Sunday at Rasslemania as Stefan begins to speak to Elton.
Stefan Raab: "Why the fuck are we here Elton?"
Elton: "I heard about that you recently been diagnosed with Narcissistic Personality Disorder right?"
Stefan Raab: "According to the doctors that I went to see the other day, yes I have but that doesn't explain anything about why we are here."
Elton: "It's because ever since you have stepped into APW. You've never ever helped anybody, in or outside of the wrestling business, asides from your fiancee. Don't you see what is happening to you at all, in your life as well as in APW?"
Stefan Raab: "No I don't and what makes you think that I wil c......................................"
Elton: "You have to change especially if you're found guilty and you have to do community service for your actions, towards fans on Asylum then you have to start caring and help other people out."
Stefan Raab: "Why the hell should I do that?"
Elton: "Because it's the thing to do as a human being. Do you realize how fucking lucky you are, on having somewhere to live and being fed, while these people out here have to put up sleeping in this freezing cold weather, and that they have to look for food everyday to keep themselves alive. Also there are children that are suffering as well."
Stefan Raab: "I don't give a rat's ass about...................."
Elton: "Drop the attitude Stefan. Do you know how many times I have had to help people out, in the community? Lots of times and I never regretted helping those people one bit."[/color]
Stefan Raab: "I'm not ready to help people yet."
Elton: "That's why I'm here, to help you get ready to help other people asides from your fiancee, and plus your doctor told me to urge you to stop thinking about yourself, and try to attempt to help people. You can start with the homeless people here."
Stefan fears on trusting people as he's had a lot of bad experiences in the past, both in and out of wrestling, but there was one incident in particular that made him change. He tells Elton a story on why he hasn't helped people, who he doesn't know for a while that only his ex girlfriend, and current fiancee know about.
Stefan Raab: "I tell you a story that will make you understand why I hate to do things for other people, and why I hate to trust people I don't know. Back in two thousand and five, I let someone in my life, a young woman called Helene who seemed like a nice person at first, until things changed with her stalking me and even climbed over the fence to my house in Cologne, while my ex girlfriend and my eldest daughter lived with me. I even had security guards coming out to guard my house, because I got really scared of her.
Helene even raped me along with beating me up, which I suffered a lot of bruises on my face along with having a black eye, that I got from her punching me to the ground, and she even attempted to kill me with a knife. That's why I don't help or trust people I don't know, because of that incident, and I fear that it might happen again."
Stefan broke down in tears, as it hurts him that nobody understood why Stefan was so nasty to everyone in and out of wrestling, and he finds it hard to tell people about this whole story. Elton knows that Stefan feared crying, but he did it, and it showed that Stefan was human, and Elton begins to speak.
Elton: "Wow after I known you all of this time. You only told me this story now? Jesus Christ Stef. Now I do understand why you act the way you are. It's all in the past."
Stefan Raab: "Even if it is in the past. I still can't get over that I got raped by a woman, and it made me become a weak person. I haven't got that far on telling the psychotherapist about this yet, but I think I will so I can get over this because it's affecting me as a whole big time."
Elton: "Its OK Stefan don't worry about it, and I suggest you tell the psychotherapist as soon as you can, because maybe he or she can help you cope with that. Now this is where you have to get brave, on trying to talk to one of these homeless people and see what you can do, because I know that you have a heart since I have seen how you helped your fiancee when she was pregnant with your son, but not many people have seen you help others."
Stefan just couldn't do it as the story alone just freaked him out a lot, and it did every time he's told someone the horrific story, that he has problems getting over. He stops being in tears and thinks about the rumble match coming up.
Stefan Raab: "Damn. I almost forgot that I'm wrestling tomorrow night on Meltdown, even though my trainer Dorian Burke, told me about the rumble match yesterday, but it slipped out of my mind because of me having to tell you that sickening story. I got to get focused on the rumble and not Jeff for now."
Elton: "That's the smartest thing I heard you say in a long while, on you saying that you should focus on your opponents in the rumble, and not Jeff."
Stefan Raab: "I have to for the sake of this match, Elton although if that asshole does decide to interrupt the match, then I will just focus on kicking his ass."
Elton: "Don't Stefan, because that's how you lose matches. Alright you didn't do anything in the last match but if you focus on what's in the ring, then good things will all come together."
Stefan then looked at the people who were sleeping, and it's making him feel bad that he just isn't ready to help them for now, although it might change during the night, as well as wanting to get arrogant again.
Stefan Raab: "Is there some sort of stipulation do you know, if I was to win this pathetic disgusting rumble that I am apart of?"
Elton: "For Asylum, I have no idea since it seems like a mystery at the moment, but I guess that you will find out when you go to win the thing."
Stefan Raab: "I guess so but at least it will do me good fighting in the ring, just to warm up for my original match against Jeff, but I am not going to talk that much about him tonight, because he's not relevant to the task in hand."
Elton: "That's a good idea, but always remember to make sure that you do some respecting of your opponents, because you never ever do that when you talk about your match up's. I know with some people in the match that it's difficult to do so, but just try to think about what it will do for you just like if you ended up helping at least one homeless guy or girl tonight, then maybe people might want to....................."
Stefan Raab: "If you mean me gaining respect then sorry that will never happen, because I do not want people to respect me, nor do I even want to respect these idiotic sickening Arschloch swine's, that I am facing tomorrow night. I don't know how in the blue hell I even got into this match. I am guessing that President Jeff couldn't be bothered to promote our match for Rasslemania, and that I have to do his dirty work instead since he put me in the match."
Elton: "So why are you doing this match if you refuse to kiss his ass?"
Stefan Raab: "To give a few people a beating that's what, although there are two wrestlers in the match that I don't want to throw out at all, because I respect them a lot and two or three wrestlers I respect a bit that I may not want to hurt too much, but all the others I do want to throw there asses out of the ring."
Elton: "I hear rumors that you haven't been on twitter for a few days right?"
Stefan Raab: "Yes I haven't been on there since the first of March because One: I been way too busy training for the Rasslemania match and Two: Jeff hasn't said anything about me since Asylum last Sunday. Right now my mind is to win the rumble match for a potential title shot, that may get my attention after Rasslemania. I feel ready for a title shot on Asylum now."
Elton: "Confidence huh?"
Stefan Raab: "Exactly and you know that I always have confidence, with any upcoming match that I am in."
Elton sees Stefan being confident about the match, but he wondered if he will see Stefan being confident about helping a homeless person, but he will have to wait and see as Stefan was getting almost in the mood to talk about some of the opponents, that he hears that he has to face tomorrow night.
Elton: "Whoa. Seems like your excited about the rumble match right?"
Stefan Raab: "Yes I am because I wasn't allowed to wrestle on Asylum, but there's no rule about me wrestling on Meltdown this week, even though I hate the brand but at least Megan, Havok and Phoenix are making Meltdown entertaining again showing people that they aren't ass kissers, compared to everyone else on Meltdown, hell even Asylum and Overdrive as well lately."
Elton: "Now Stefan. Remember about not going over the top, about being so nasty to people, and that you should praise for what they have done in APW."
Stefan Raab: "Bullshit, but I guess I have to with a few people in the match, but that's about it. Now I need a god damn cigarette."
Stefan then got a cigarette box out of his pocket and puts the cigarette in his mouth so he can get his lighter near the cigarette to light up and starts to smoke on it inhaling and blowing the smoke out as he was getting ready to talk about his opponents that he had to face in the rumble match up still wondering how and why he was in this match.
In Stefan's mind he thought it was due to the Raab/Jeff match at Mania that he got forced to promote for the rumble as he starts to speak while Elton was waiting to see if Stefan was going to help anybody tonight or not.
"Tonight, I'm out here in this dump, that I see these disgusting Canadian homeless rats needing help everyday since Elton dragged me out here. Why is it that everyone is demanding me to be more respectful, and care for other people? Don't you wrestlers get it that I don't want to help anybody, because I am not that kind of guy no matter what people say, on me being selfish because that's exactly what I am.
To be honest. I didn't even know anything about me being in this match, until yesterday when Dorian who is my trainer in the StarrDome, said that I will be wrestling in this silly Meltdown Invitational Royal Rumble match because I've been training hard for my Rasslemania match against President Jeff.
I feel that some of the wrestlers like me are going to wrestle at Meltdown to promote our Rasslemania matches, which is good especially when Jeff is being a lazy fuck that couldn't be bothered to do anything, other than masturbating to the roster.
Anyway that's for another day on me talking about Jeff because now my mind is on this rumble match. I hear that there are some big names in this match. Names like Johnny Rebel who I saved one time from being fired, from your general manager position on Overdrive if you remember? Oh what am I saying I didn't save your ass.
I done the stunt to get Jeff pissed off, and giving him revenge for what he did to me at Survive and Conquer rumble match. You barely ever wrestle so you have little to no chance of winning the match, especially when you told the crowd before Survive and Conquer match that I am just filler that Jeff let in the match to throw over the top rope?
You made yourself sound fucking stupid, with that comment when it was another owner in a different company, that allowed me to wrestle in the rumble, not Jeff. Now who's the filler huh because it's certainly not me, especially when my match at Mania is one of the top three fights while you are just in the audience watching the matches. How the mighty have fallen which now I'm laughing about.
Another name that's well-known in APW, a guy who I think is one of the top dogs in the rumble, Level One. I never really faced or chatted to the guy that well, but he's one of those men that I have a little respect for since he has done a lot in APW, on being a multiple time Undisputed champion, to winning tag team titles with Johnny Rebel back on the Mayhem PPV a while back and I like this guy's attitude to the business, but there is one thing I really don't like about Level One, and that's him being Terry Marvin's lackey as of late.
You don't need Terry to help you get to the top, as you already proved that in the past with the amount of times you've become the Undisputed champion, but one of these days when Terry loses the title. He's going to get pissed so bad that he will end up hating you, and stab you in the back. If you wasn't kissing Terry's ass then you would be on my respect list for sure."
Stefan needed a break from talking for a bit as Elton was kind of proud of Stefan on trying to respect wrestlers he was facing in the match, especially about Level One as he was inhaling from smoking on his cigarette, with Stefan smelling the stink from the homeless people.
Stefan Raab: "My god doesn't it stink here tonight?"
Elton: "Well of course you expect that with them living out in the streets, without having regular baths or showers. When are you going to help one of the homeless people Stefan?"
Stefan Raab: "The answer to that is NEVER because I don't want to help them. Not the amount of times I've helped someone who then throw it back in my face."
Elton: "Stefan, I'm are not leaving until at least you can prove to me, that you have a heart on helping someone out."
Stefan Raab: "Oh ficken that because at the moment were going to stand here for a long while. Let me continue where I left off for the Meltdown rumble match."
Elton was disappointed with Stefan's comments, as he wanted for him to start caring for at least one person in the streets, as that made Stefan angry as he punched the wall behind him like a baby, not getting his own way as he continued to speak.
"Another big name in the match is another guy that I never admitted, on having a little respect for with Jason Kash. Yeah I said that because, I got to admit on that day in my first singles match on Asylum. He brought the best in me that day we faced off in a match long ago back in September, and at least he has guts to become a violent guy that helps a lot in the wrestling business, and he's kind of like me in sense that he's arrogant, and takes the piss out of people.
I also can't take away that he's a grand slam champion for Asylum, and that deserves my respect in my book, but I heard some disturbing things that you told me a while ago about me being a joke?
That's funny because I've changed now, and I feel that I am a proper wrestler than the old Stefan that I was. Also what you said a while ago or so I've heard about preparation makes you a man? My god you are still delusional, why do you think I haven't been on twitter or even at home?
Oh that's because I been training day in and day out to prepare myself for these next two matches that I am having including you, so shut the fuck up you idiot.
I barely even saw you do any violent things recently, apart from bashing Knuckles now known as Reaver in the head twenty odd times. What a brilliant man you are on doing that, but at least I admit I'm not, since I have attacked fans after Asylum has gone off air. Stop being an Affenschwanz and get on with it."
Stefan took a deep breath as he blew a smoke from his cigarette. He hasn't smoked that much, since after the last Asylum show because Stefan has been so busy, and he has lost a bit of weight as well with his training that he's done, and gained some muscle mass as well. He then continues to speak.
"Now I am going to talk about two wrestlers that have gained a lot of respect from me, from either what they have done in APW or elsewhere on Megan Andrews and Cid Phoenix. These people I'm hoping to avoid throwing out of the ring, because their achievements are amazing, and I know personally what Megan can do since she trains at the exact same wrestling school as I do.
Isn't it amazing Megan that we both still train in the StarrDome, and end up being in APW along with your sister wrestling in that other place? Seriously though I'm impressed on what you been doing in APW so far, and I hope you will continue with that along with showing your anger in the ring.
Cid on the other hand is a lot like me now on attacking fans, and showing how dangerous he is to other wrestlers in matches. Dude you have balls on doing what you did, and both of us have to go to court for attacking fans on Meltdown and Asylum. I applaud you for that, as the fans are rather pathetic cheering for goody too shoes wrestlers, that follow the rules in wrestling all the time."
Suddenly Stefan gets distracted when he saw somebody attacking a homeless man with Elton looking at Stefan.
Elton: "Don't stand there, Stefan. Do something to help that poor guy."
Stefan Raab: "Ugh do I really have to?"
Elton: "Yes just go and do it now."
Stefan didn't want to do anything, but he knows that he had to do something just to shut Elton up, as he destroys the cigarette that he was smoking to go over to the attacker, and Stefan suddenly attacks him using his Raabinator finisher. Then attacker runs away as soon as he got up with Elton smiling, that he saw Stefan doing a good deed tonight, and the homeless guy begins to speak.
Homeless guy: "Thank you so much for helping me tonight."
Stefan Raab: "You're welcome. Here's some money for you to buy food with."
Elton was really surprised on Stefan giving money away to the guy, as for once Raab wasn't thinking about himself, as the homeless guy went off to get himself something to eat as Elton begins to speak.
Elton: "I'm proud of you Stefan, for helping that guy. I know that it was difficult for you, but you did it. Now I will leave you alone, so you can continue talking about the match."
Stefan Raab: "I did it to shut you up, so you would leave me alone. See you later."
Elton went back to the hotel room as Stefan wanted to stand around for a bit before getting another cigarette out of his pocket and lights up, continuing to talk about the rumble match.
"Now I got people I have respect for out-of-the-way. I then move to some of the wrestlers that I can't respect at all, people like The Guv'nor and Buckson Gooch, but I start of with The Guv'nor. Really you go around and call people slags? What are you a Hermaphrodite? Slag's is the weakest insult that you can give to a male wrestler. You only call people slags if they are women that sleep with other guys, not ones that rant about things you stupid cunt.
You make me sick with your so-called gangster insults, and how you think you are tough. Sure you're undefeated but sooner than later you'll get defeated, especially when it comes to the ladder match at Rasslemania that you have zero chance of winning. Just stop pretending to be a man, and actually admit that you are a Hermaphrodite with female body parts on your body. You are nothing but a pompous prick to me, especially when hardly anybody can understand what the fuck you are saying.
Now I will talk about the most selfish guy in APW, known as Buckson Douche, oops I meant Gooch but Douche sounds better. Why is it that every time I hear about you, that you seem to go for title shots all the time? I mean you are in a number one contenders match for the tag titles, along with having an Extreme title shot against Michael Lively and AC Smith, and now you are trying to get yourself a Heavyweight title shot? You greedy mother fucking pig. It's just as bad as you kissing ass to nearly the entire roster as well.
People like you are making an APW company a joke now, taking away chances of other people wanting a title shot. I been on Asylum since September, and not once have I complained about not having a title shot, but yet you seem to get a free way ticket and you aren't a real wrestler, well especially when you work in a farmyard.
You're an ungrateful bitch that only wrestles for title shots, and not for your passion for the sport. Just like Young Mannie with the family thing. I don't give a fuck about Mannie's nephew, or your wife and kid you have Buckson.
Speaking of Young Mannie. Everyone seemed to be impressed on your wins over Phil Atken and The GI as of late on Asylum, but guess what? You haven't impressed me at all. Phil was off his game that night and handed you the win, and who hasn't beaten The GI? My god even Mr. Dangerous could beat The GI. Come on let's be serious here, that those wins you got wasn't REAL competition for you. Hell you couldn't even beat Jason Kash who came to Meltdown to wrestle you. Sure you stopped smoking weed and well done for that, but your head is buried behind Charlie's backside a lot. Be a man and ditch your nephew so you can become a better wrestler, than you currently are now."
Stefan almost forgot that there was another top name in the match known as Delikado, as the rain started to fall and Stefan had to walk to the bus stop shelter because his light on his cigarette went out, and he re lights his cigarette.
"Isn't it bad that I barely noticed about Delikado being in the match, since he is near enough irrelevant now? I always called you Dilhole, because you are really weird guy that used to run around with this rabies crap. I'm surprised that nobody else in the Overdrive locker room, got your deadly disease especially your former butt buddy Evan Envi, who has already dumped your ass because you become weak that nobody notices you around anymore, since you lost your title to Mark Mania. Not even close on being a threat to this match."
Stefan continued to smoke on his cigarette for a bit before continuing to talk.
"As for the rest of you that I didn't mention, you weren't important because most of you are starting off in the rumble, or the fact that there's nothing interesting about any of you. I'm not going to waste my time, talking about each one of you non Asylum and Overdrive idiots, because you most likely will be long gone when this match is over.
I still don't know why I'm in this match, but I guess it makes up for me not being allowed to wrestle on Asylum a few weeks ago, because of me attacking fans which is a fucking stupid reason to ban me from wrestling, but Reginald is a useless Asylum general manager just like how crap Jeff runs this shit hole APW company.
I need to show these two fuck ups about how I deserve on being more well-known on Asylum, and how much I deserve to get decent match up's rather than ones against Slade Craven all the time, but I bet my next match after Jeff at Rasslemania is Slade Craven again, because Reginald is a lazy cunt that doesn't realize how boring the same old match is over done."
Stefan had to take a bit of a break from talking for a while before he continues to speak again.
"I'm planning to go out on a war, with people that suck Jeff's and the APW management's penis's and nipples, because those people are the ones that I dislike the most on following their rules, and help their favorites get the things they want. Another thing is that majority of you are friends with one another. What happens when you are in the ring with your friend, let them throw your ass out of the ring?
No you stand on your disgusting feet and throw their asses out of the ring. That's not an issue with me at all, since everyone hates me and that's good because I have no plans on making friends with anybody in the APW locker room. I'm the most hated man in APW, and I am going to continue to piss people off after this worthless match is over, because compared to any of you that have Rasslemania matches, I have the biggest spot on the card being near enough a main event match to wrestle on while all of you are in dark, beginning or even in the middle of your matches at Mania.
That's what makes me different, and that's why there is more chance of me winning than any of you do since you don't have confidence like I have. All of you that are on Meltdown except for Megan, Cid and Nathaniel are all delusional, not even relevant at all. Hell Meltdown was sending me to sleep every night, until those three appeared on Meltdown to make it more entertaining again.
I don't care for respect or making friends with you losers in the match, because I am not that person. I'm Stefan Raab, the most disrespectful man in APW, and its working so good for me that I will continue to do so, not giving a fuck in the world about anybody.
Sure I helped a homeless guy tonight, but that was only because to shut my friend up. I didn't even want to help him or give him money. It was just something to do to get it over and done with, just like how you all will get thrown the fuck out of the ring by me, and all of you will prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze before I go back to do more training for my match against Jeff, and getting my surprise whatever that is after Rasslemania is over."
Stefan finished talking for the night as he continued to walk late at night doing a lot of thinking, before getting some sleep in his hotel room.