Post by Konrad Raab on Mar 20, 2013 0:29:48 GMT
CTV News station. Toronto, Canada. Saturday 23rd March.
After the general and sports news has finished. The news reporters turn to someone who was doing the weather today and the male news reporter begins to speak.
Tim Smith: "Now we turn to our special guest for the weather report around Canada. A man who will be wrestling against President Hurricane Jeff tomorrow night at Action Packed Wrestling's biggest event of the year, Rasslemania. Please welcome ladies and gentleman. The Killerplauze Stefan Raab."
The cameras turned to Stefan Raab who was ready to report on today's and tomorrow's weather in Canada as people can see the cut out pictures of Jeff which looks like this laying out on the table on a tray.
It was midnight so Stefan could swear when he wanted for the upcoming match.
"Thank you Tim and now let's take a look at this weekend's weather in crappy Canada as well as talking about my match with the Arschloch APW owner, "President" Hurricane Jeff. Let's have a look at this place where that Affenschwanz was born, in a place called Adamsville, New Brunswick. The weather over there is going to be snowing, with a temperature of minus five."
Stefan places a face of Jeff where Adamsville, New Brunswick was.
"Doesn't really look like an interesting place at all, well what do you expect with Jeff's mother pushing his ugly swine face out of her pussy, which made him look like a freak. Here's a fact that Jeff used to cry like a bitch when he got beaten so badly in his own home by his brothers.
Now that's funny because in my first match I had back in April last year. I got beaten up badly, but I didn't cry about it Jeff, because it takes a real man to wrestle and not cry over a loss of a beating, and then yet again you cried when you lost a fake title to your brother. My god you really are a scared bitch like I've said all along to you, before this match happened.
That's really cute Jeff that you pretended to wrestle when you was a kid with your family, but did you ever watch a warning that says do not try this stuff at home? You're a right fucken idiot for ignoring those warnings, when you was watching wrestling on TV."
Stefan had a lot more things to talk about as he had watched every single bit of the DVD that Jeff did years ago, and then he moved to the next part of Canada, rubbing his chin, with a sick smile on his face knowing what he was going to say next was going to piss a few people off.
"Next we got Montreal to talk about which seems like it is going to be sunny with a number ten temperature for the weekend.
I'm already getting bored with talking about Canada since it's such a boring place. That's the place where Jeff won his first title in a company called OSWF with the hardcore title, only for him to leave once he did, because he was afraid to defend the title against guys that were better than him in matches.
Oh and I found something else about you that the world should know. After one of your matches back in a company called WWC in Montreal. Years ago, you started to take painkillers and became hooked on them so quickly that you turned to drugs like cocaine, smoking weed, speed and coke. Suddenly on the end of July, you passed out on the floor with line of coke on your desk.
That's not all everyone. Jeff did the same shit again early September when he passed out from taking painkillers and drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels in his own home back in Adamsville, New Brunswick. Really does show what a brilliant role model the APW owner really is. Now I see why Jason Kash and Young Mannie actually used to take drugs and whoever else does, because Jeff used to as well with smoking weed, only that he took other drugs too.
You think that I wasn't going to find out about this Jeff? Now I know everything that has happened, with the fact on why your head is officially screwed up, and that your a weak thick-headed fag. Fuck the head picture of you, I should put a painkiller pill on the New Brunswick place."
Stefan removes the head picture of Jeff, but puts the head picture on Montreal along with putting the painkiller pill next to New Brunswick place, as he looks up a place where he gave revenge to Jeff.
"Getting back on topic and to the recent stuff of events for now, we now look at a place called St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador. Weather for this weekend looks like it's going to be windy with a temperature of five. I wonder why I picked this place?
Oh that's because it's the place where I gave Jeff revenge for his attack on me back at Survive and Conquer Pay Per View. It doesn't have anything to do with me being scared at all Jeff. If someone attacks me then of course I attack them back, but I decided to use a steel pipe to knock you out and no I didn't do it to save Johnny Rebel's GM job. I attacked you because I wanted to make sure that you would accept the match against me at Rasslemania."
Stefan placed a Jeff head to the St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador place as he took a drink of water before continuing to speak.
"Of course I have to say nice things about you like you have indeed achieved a lot in your career, and running a wrestling company is no easy feat by any means trust me, because I used to do the entertainment business and that wasn't easy, but nowhere near as close on running a company for five years along with wrestling at Rasslemania every year.
Also I do admire your passion for the wrestling business along with being a talented wrestler, and a good one at that, and I'm not even kidding when I say that, cos you know I don't say nice things if at all about anyone.
But you have to prove to me on why you are Mr. Rasslemania and why this event is so important to you, since it's for that reason alone along with you defending for Yarmouth's ass, that I wanted to face you in the ring, but all those nice things I said doesn't mean that I respect or even like you Jeff, because that will never happen especially before our match with these fag ass Canadians listening to me on what I have to say about the match."
The news reporter got a little offended by what Stefan said and begins to speak.
Tim Smith: "Watch your mouth when you are in the news studio about our country."
Stefan Raab: "I can do whatever I damn please. I don't listen to anybody. This is not Tim Smith's hour, It's Stefan Raab's hour so get out of my face so I can carry on with what I was going to say."
Tim went to sit down next to the other female reporter that was there and Stefan picked up another Jeff face pic.
"Let's talk about this place called Vancouver when Jeff finally decided to accept my challenge for Rasslemania. It looks like it's going to be foggy weather with a seven temperature which during the future months, that Jeff hasn't been able to see me face to face until Survive and Conquer event.
Before you accepted a match against me. I challenged you and Yarmouth against me in a handicap match at Christmas Chaos only for you to turn the match down, and god knows why you did, but then again Yarmouth's performance in the ring wasn't that special was it Jeff?
All this praising crap you did with Yarmouth was a waste of your time while I am still here standing in APW, because I have the balls to challenge you for a match, while the rest of the APW wrestlers didn't want to face you, because you made them get scared of you. I wasn't even afraid of what you've done at Rasslemania and you continue to brag about how your Mr. Rasslemania, but guess what Jeff? You haven't won all Rasslemania's matches have you? Listen to these examples on your losses in the event itself.
Your first loss was against Chris at Rasslemania one and you lost to him again at Rasslemania two, Then you lost to Twister at Rasslemania five and you cost team APW the win back at Rasslemania seven when you tapped out to James Chambers.
I've been studying everything about your career and you're in ring skills Jeff, as well as busting my ass in the StarrDome wrestling school improving on my wrestling moves, and working out non stop for twenty-four hours straight, with only Asylum and Meltdown shows being the only times that I had time off from working out. That's why you haven't heard from me on twitter because I've worked out to be the best I can on being ready for the biggest match of my life, and I mean that since all the other matches I've had on the Pay Per View in APW were Tag and battle royal matches."
After he sticks the picture on Vancouver. Stefan takes another drink of his water and continues to speak.
"Oh look at the warnings of an earthquake that's coming to Winnipeg in the freezing cold weather with a temperature of minus three which reminds me a lot of us coming face to face getting ready for our match tomorrow night, which is like a warning earthquake sign that us both are ready for a fight.
I don't think you realize that our match is about us billionaires, beating the hell out of one another in a match where we sold out Rasslemania nine in a few seconds, am I right Jeff? See already I'm good for business and you only bailed me out, because we are facing against each other at Rasslemania. Any other time you wouldn't have even bothered, although I would've got myself out of jail myself, with the amount of money I earn, which is more than you by the way.
That's why you haven't admitted that you earn more money than I do because you know it's the truth that you can't back up while I can, because I am more known around the world than you are".
Now Stefan had reached up to Toronto place where this was where he was going to do most of the talking, considering that Rasslemania is happening in that city tomorrow, as he takes a glass of water before continuing to speak.
"Here in Toronto, Canada. It's going to be raining as well as having thunder with a temperature of eight. I wonder why it's going to rain and have thunder tomorrow considering there are no warnings of Hurricane's approaching Canada. Oh wait hurricane's don't happen here do they Jeff, and yet you expect me to believe that I will fear the hurricane?"
Stefan blows a raspberry.
"Please bitch get into the real world, because you fear The Killerplauze more than I actually fear you, especially when I saw the look in your eyes and what I saw was fear, knowing damn well that yet again you will get embarrassed in front of your home crowd.
Do you remember Shockwave back in two thousand and nine when you faced against Michael Lively here in Toronto? You said the same things to him, about how you think that having the crowd behind you will benefit you to win the match? Look what happened there, you lost the match and you gave that piece of crap a job in APW.
Me? I defeated Michael Lively back on Meltdown, and that's another thing that I can back up and you can't Jeff. I actually laughed when I saw Michael beating your ass knowing that I have actually beaten him, something that you've never done, and the results speak for themselves.
Hell you only wrestle at Rasslemania because you run APW, but I've seen a lot of owners wrestle all year around to show people how good they are in the ring, but your too lazy to even think about that, because Rasslemania is the only time that people will remember you being in the wrestling ring all year around."
Stefan takes a break from talking for a while, as he finishes his last glass of water before continuing to speak.
"Yes it has been quite sometime on me calling you out hasn't it Jeff? I told you the day that you suspended me that I was going to continue on call you out until you had to accept being in the match against me at Rasslemania. It took you a while to accept, but you did since I put you in a position where I had to force you to accept my damn challenge, which worked didn't it Jeff?
I had to do everything to make sure that I get what I wanted, a match against you, because I NEVER let anyone get away with talking trash about me, thinking that they are off the hook when they aren't, because it makes me want to fight people on the stuff they say about me. I wanted a single's match at the Pay Per View as well, and it so happened that I picked you, because nobody else at the time were the right opponents for me, nor did any of them piss me off like you did with me.
Oh you may have noticed that I haven't put a picture of you on this weather map. Wait a second while I show you why you aren't on this Toronto weather map."
Stefan rips up the Jeff face picture and instead gets a picture of himself and sticks it on Toronto, as well as half of the Jeff face picture, and gets a red cross out of his pocket to place it on Jeff's face, and requests for the cameraman to zoom into Stefan's face.
"There's nothing more I want to do than to crush you like a bug. You think that you will retire my wrestling career? That will never happen, and of course you are only saying that because everyone is sick and tired of me, but guess what Jeff? I'm still going to be in the APW company when the match is over, because I got so much to do in APW before I even think about retiring from wrestling.
You think that the crowd are going to help you win? All they will be doing is watching me crush your skull to the ground, and me punishing the hell out of you so I can beat you up so badly, that it will make me happy to see you lose against me, because it's my destiny to destroy you in front of your home fans and for you to let your fans down yet again, only this time at Rasslemania not at Shockwave.
Honestly you don't stand a chance against me winning this match because I want to win so badly, and people have to accept me being apart of the APW roster, because I'm sick and tired of being ignored all the time when I have been here and it needs to change.
You've never faced a German wrestler before so this match is a first for you to experience the real German suplex machine that I am, that I make sure to do in each one of my matches that I'm in, and you're no different to other wrestlers in APW.
I want you to experience pain and make sure that I will break every bone in your body, because that's what I been working on a lot, since my absence from twitter. You need to stop kissing ass and sucking on other wrestler's dick's and tits, because there is nowhere you can hide Jeff. It's between me and you with this match with nobody else involved just like how I wanted it to be.
I will be the one winning the match over you, because I have confidence every time I step in the ring and we'll see how that ring rust you got seems to have affected you in the ring tomorrow night. I want to hear you scream for your mum who will be watching her son crying in pain, and that will be the time that it will make me happy, because I love it when my opponents suffer, but even more in front of their family and friends.
I'm going to embarrass you in front of them, and make sure to show the world what an asshole you are as an owner, having favoritism with some wrestlers you are friends with. Hurricane dies tomorrow night because you will be knocked the fuck out as well as being prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze with this red cross over your face, with me walking away from Rasslemania as the winner of the match."
The cameras stopped focusing on Stefan as he was done on talking about the match, as he walks on the street at night before getting some sleep for the next day on Stefan facing against the owner of APW President Jeff in APW in his hotel room.
After the general and sports news has finished. The news reporters turn to someone who was doing the weather today and the male news reporter begins to speak.
Tim Smith: "Now we turn to our special guest for the weather report around Canada. A man who will be wrestling against President Hurricane Jeff tomorrow night at Action Packed Wrestling's biggest event of the year, Rasslemania. Please welcome ladies and gentleman. The Killerplauze Stefan Raab."
The cameras turned to Stefan Raab who was ready to report on today's and tomorrow's weather in Canada as people can see the cut out pictures of Jeff which looks like this laying out on the table on a tray.
It was midnight so Stefan could swear when he wanted for the upcoming match.
"Thank you Tim and now let's take a look at this weekend's weather in crappy Canada as well as talking about my match with the Arschloch APW owner, "President" Hurricane Jeff. Let's have a look at this place where that Affenschwanz was born, in a place called Adamsville, New Brunswick. The weather over there is going to be snowing, with a temperature of minus five."
Stefan places a face of Jeff where Adamsville, New Brunswick was.
"Doesn't really look like an interesting place at all, well what do you expect with Jeff's mother pushing his ugly swine face out of her pussy, which made him look like a freak. Here's a fact that Jeff used to cry like a bitch when he got beaten so badly in his own home by his brothers.
Now that's funny because in my first match I had back in April last year. I got beaten up badly, but I didn't cry about it Jeff, because it takes a real man to wrestle and not cry over a loss of a beating, and then yet again you cried when you lost a fake title to your brother. My god you really are a scared bitch like I've said all along to you, before this match happened.
That's really cute Jeff that you pretended to wrestle when you was a kid with your family, but did you ever watch a warning that says do not try this stuff at home? You're a right fucken idiot for ignoring those warnings, when you was watching wrestling on TV."
Stefan had a lot more things to talk about as he had watched every single bit of the DVD that Jeff did years ago, and then he moved to the next part of Canada, rubbing his chin, with a sick smile on his face knowing what he was going to say next was going to piss a few people off.
"Next we got Montreal to talk about which seems like it is going to be sunny with a number ten temperature for the weekend.
I'm already getting bored with talking about Canada since it's such a boring place. That's the place where Jeff won his first title in a company called OSWF with the hardcore title, only for him to leave once he did, because he was afraid to defend the title against guys that were better than him in matches.
Oh and I found something else about you that the world should know. After one of your matches back in a company called WWC in Montreal. Years ago, you started to take painkillers and became hooked on them so quickly that you turned to drugs like cocaine, smoking weed, speed and coke. Suddenly on the end of July, you passed out on the floor with line of coke on your desk.
That's not all everyone. Jeff did the same shit again early September when he passed out from taking painkillers and drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels in his own home back in Adamsville, New Brunswick. Really does show what a brilliant role model the APW owner really is. Now I see why Jason Kash and Young Mannie actually used to take drugs and whoever else does, because Jeff used to as well with smoking weed, only that he took other drugs too.
You think that I wasn't going to find out about this Jeff? Now I know everything that has happened, with the fact on why your head is officially screwed up, and that your a weak thick-headed fag. Fuck the head picture of you, I should put a painkiller pill on the New Brunswick place."
Stefan removes the head picture of Jeff, but puts the head picture on Montreal along with putting the painkiller pill next to New Brunswick place, as he looks up a place where he gave revenge to Jeff.
"Getting back on topic and to the recent stuff of events for now, we now look at a place called St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador. Weather for this weekend looks like it's going to be windy with a temperature of five. I wonder why I picked this place?
Oh that's because it's the place where I gave Jeff revenge for his attack on me back at Survive and Conquer Pay Per View. It doesn't have anything to do with me being scared at all Jeff. If someone attacks me then of course I attack them back, but I decided to use a steel pipe to knock you out and no I didn't do it to save Johnny Rebel's GM job. I attacked you because I wanted to make sure that you would accept the match against me at Rasslemania."
Stefan placed a Jeff head to the St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador place as he took a drink of water before continuing to speak.
"Of course I have to say nice things about you like you have indeed achieved a lot in your career, and running a wrestling company is no easy feat by any means trust me, because I used to do the entertainment business and that wasn't easy, but nowhere near as close on running a company for five years along with wrestling at Rasslemania every year.
Also I do admire your passion for the wrestling business along with being a talented wrestler, and a good one at that, and I'm not even kidding when I say that, cos you know I don't say nice things if at all about anyone.
But you have to prove to me on why you are Mr. Rasslemania and why this event is so important to you, since it's for that reason alone along with you defending for Yarmouth's ass, that I wanted to face you in the ring, but all those nice things I said doesn't mean that I respect or even like you Jeff, because that will never happen especially before our match with these fag ass Canadians listening to me on what I have to say about the match."
The news reporter got a little offended by what Stefan said and begins to speak.
Tim Smith: "Watch your mouth when you are in the news studio about our country."
Stefan Raab: "I can do whatever I damn please. I don't listen to anybody. This is not Tim Smith's hour, It's Stefan Raab's hour so get out of my face so I can carry on with what I was going to say."
Tim went to sit down next to the other female reporter that was there and Stefan picked up another Jeff face pic.
"Let's talk about this place called Vancouver when Jeff finally decided to accept my challenge for Rasslemania. It looks like it's going to be foggy weather with a seven temperature which during the future months, that Jeff hasn't been able to see me face to face until Survive and Conquer event.
Before you accepted a match against me. I challenged you and Yarmouth against me in a handicap match at Christmas Chaos only for you to turn the match down, and god knows why you did, but then again Yarmouth's performance in the ring wasn't that special was it Jeff?
All this praising crap you did with Yarmouth was a waste of your time while I am still here standing in APW, because I have the balls to challenge you for a match, while the rest of the APW wrestlers didn't want to face you, because you made them get scared of you. I wasn't even afraid of what you've done at Rasslemania and you continue to brag about how your Mr. Rasslemania, but guess what Jeff? You haven't won all Rasslemania's matches have you? Listen to these examples on your losses in the event itself.
Your first loss was against Chris at Rasslemania one and you lost to him again at Rasslemania two, Then you lost to Twister at Rasslemania five and you cost team APW the win back at Rasslemania seven when you tapped out to James Chambers.
I've been studying everything about your career and you're in ring skills Jeff, as well as busting my ass in the StarrDome wrestling school improving on my wrestling moves, and working out non stop for twenty-four hours straight, with only Asylum and Meltdown shows being the only times that I had time off from working out. That's why you haven't heard from me on twitter because I've worked out to be the best I can on being ready for the biggest match of my life, and I mean that since all the other matches I've had on the Pay Per View in APW were Tag and battle royal matches."
After he sticks the picture on Vancouver. Stefan takes another drink of his water and continues to speak.
"Oh look at the warnings of an earthquake that's coming to Winnipeg in the freezing cold weather with a temperature of minus three which reminds me a lot of us coming face to face getting ready for our match tomorrow night, which is like a warning earthquake sign that us both are ready for a fight.
I don't think you realize that our match is about us billionaires, beating the hell out of one another in a match where we sold out Rasslemania nine in a few seconds, am I right Jeff? See already I'm good for business and you only bailed me out, because we are facing against each other at Rasslemania. Any other time you wouldn't have even bothered, although I would've got myself out of jail myself, with the amount of money I earn, which is more than you by the way.
That's why you haven't admitted that you earn more money than I do because you know it's the truth that you can't back up while I can, because I am more known around the world than you are".
Now Stefan had reached up to Toronto place where this was where he was going to do most of the talking, considering that Rasslemania is happening in that city tomorrow, as he takes a glass of water before continuing to speak.
"Here in Toronto, Canada. It's going to be raining as well as having thunder with a temperature of eight. I wonder why it's going to rain and have thunder tomorrow considering there are no warnings of Hurricane's approaching Canada. Oh wait hurricane's don't happen here do they Jeff, and yet you expect me to believe that I will fear the hurricane?"
Stefan blows a raspberry.
"Please bitch get into the real world, because you fear The Killerplauze more than I actually fear you, especially when I saw the look in your eyes and what I saw was fear, knowing damn well that yet again you will get embarrassed in front of your home crowd.
Do you remember Shockwave back in two thousand and nine when you faced against Michael Lively here in Toronto? You said the same things to him, about how you think that having the crowd behind you will benefit you to win the match? Look what happened there, you lost the match and you gave that piece of crap a job in APW.
Me? I defeated Michael Lively back on Meltdown, and that's another thing that I can back up and you can't Jeff. I actually laughed when I saw Michael beating your ass knowing that I have actually beaten him, something that you've never done, and the results speak for themselves.
Hell you only wrestle at Rasslemania because you run APW, but I've seen a lot of owners wrestle all year around to show people how good they are in the ring, but your too lazy to even think about that, because Rasslemania is the only time that people will remember you being in the wrestling ring all year around."
Stefan takes a break from talking for a while, as he finishes his last glass of water before continuing to speak.
"Yes it has been quite sometime on me calling you out hasn't it Jeff? I told you the day that you suspended me that I was going to continue on call you out until you had to accept being in the match against me at Rasslemania. It took you a while to accept, but you did since I put you in a position where I had to force you to accept my damn challenge, which worked didn't it Jeff?
I had to do everything to make sure that I get what I wanted, a match against you, because I NEVER let anyone get away with talking trash about me, thinking that they are off the hook when they aren't, because it makes me want to fight people on the stuff they say about me. I wanted a single's match at the Pay Per View as well, and it so happened that I picked you, because nobody else at the time were the right opponents for me, nor did any of them piss me off like you did with me.
Oh you may have noticed that I haven't put a picture of you on this weather map. Wait a second while I show you why you aren't on this Toronto weather map."
Stefan rips up the Jeff face picture and instead gets a picture of himself and sticks it on Toronto, as well as half of the Jeff face picture, and gets a red cross out of his pocket to place it on Jeff's face, and requests for the cameraman to zoom into Stefan's face.
"There's nothing more I want to do than to crush you like a bug. You think that you will retire my wrestling career? That will never happen, and of course you are only saying that because everyone is sick and tired of me, but guess what Jeff? I'm still going to be in the APW company when the match is over, because I got so much to do in APW before I even think about retiring from wrestling.
You think that the crowd are going to help you win? All they will be doing is watching me crush your skull to the ground, and me punishing the hell out of you so I can beat you up so badly, that it will make me happy to see you lose against me, because it's my destiny to destroy you in front of your home fans and for you to let your fans down yet again, only this time at Rasslemania not at Shockwave.
Honestly you don't stand a chance against me winning this match because I want to win so badly, and people have to accept me being apart of the APW roster, because I'm sick and tired of being ignored all the time when I have been here and it needs to change.
You've never faced a German wrestler before so this match is a first for you to experience the real German suplex machine that I am, that I make sure to do in each one of my matches that I'm in, and you're no different to other wrestlers in APW.
I want you to experience pain and make sure that I will break every bone in your body, because that's what I been working on a lot, since my absence from twitter. You need to stop kissing ass and sucking on other wrestler's dick's and tits, because there is nowhere you can hide Jeff. It's between me and you with this match with nobody else involved just like how I wanted it to be.
I will be the one winning the match over you, because I have confidence every time I step in the ring and we'll see how that ring rust you got seems to have affected you in the ring tomorrow night. I want to hear you scream for your mum who will be watching her son crying in pain, and that will be the time that it will make me happy, because I love it when my opponents suffer, but even more in front of their family and friends.
I'm going to embarrass you in front of them, and make sure to show the world what an asshole you are as an owner, having favoritism with some wrestlers you are friends with. Hurricane dies tomorrow night because you will be knocked the fuck out as well as being prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze with this red cross over your face, with me walking away from Rasslemania as the winner of the match."
The cameras stopped focusing on Stefan as he was done on talking about the match, as he walks on the street at night before getting some sleep for the next day on Stefan facing against the owner of APW President Jeff in APW in his hotel room.