Post by Tom Sykes on Apr 5, 2013 19:47:29 GMT
The Kings of Wrestling. Buckingham Palace. London, England. Thursday April 4th.
Now it was Tom's turn as Brutus got up from the chair that he was sitting on and let's Tom sit on it as he was the real king being the Superpole man that he is as like Brutus was also looking forward to the upcoming match that they were going to be in on Sunday night. Tom loved being a king because he was a king in two sports that not many people can do at the same time and he was improving in both sports as well.
Tom was used to being king in bike racing but not with wrestling but Tom was getting used to it as he then begins to speak about the match up.
Tom Sykes: Now I got the other sport out of the way. It's time to talk about the wrestling business. We don't know anything about these stupid pigs but I think Brutus has explained well enough on how bad you both are as a team. I don't even see the point to this match up at all other than showing the Animosity roster just how much of a threat we are to them because we never ever faced a team from that brand since we won the tag titles the first time off from Angelica Monroe and Randy Orton and where are they now? Oops that's right they are gone from the company never to be heard from again.
Brutus looks at Tom as if he was lying and he begins to speak.
Brutus Magnus: Angelica isn't gone exactly because she has been wrestling in WEW as of late teaming with Astor Lane.
Tom Sykes: Well I haven't heard anything about that but she hasn't been around that much since after she lost to Sophie Oliveira for her Starlet title.
Brutus Magnus: I know but she's been on some tour or something about the anti bullying shit.
Brutus then kept quiet as that was the only thing that he had to point out with Tom since clearly he hasn't been on twitter for a while now so of course he didn't know what was going on but he continues to speak.
Tom Sykes: Are you both running the world or something? From what it sounds like that you both are when clearly if you Derrick and Travis would've known already that me and Brutus are the ones that are running the world because we hold the tag team titles and plus we are the only team asides from Sophie and Karolina to come out from America. It's so original of you guys to even come from that craphole of a country that's a real disgrace to the world. What is it with you wrestlers and coming from America all the time?
Brutus nods at Tom as it was sickening that majority of the wrestlers in WEW are from America as he continues to speak.
Tom Sykes: You guys aren't even impressive in the ring at all since you have only won one match since we've been around while we won a hell a lot of matches as a team and in our single's run as well. You pride around thinking that you deserve to have a shot for the tag team titles. For Christ sake even Karolina and Sophie deserve the run for our tag titles more than you fucking idiots do because they put in a lot of hard work at least unlike you pricks. It's no wonder being Brian James's lackey's that you both are thinking you deserve everything and get handed shit to you but guess what? You both haven't earned a damn thing since you been in WEW. Of course Brian James never told you selfish idiots that since he's one himself getting handed title shots like anything which is complete bullshit.
Tom was just having fun talking trash as it had been way too long since the last time he bad mouthed anyone and it made him happy especially being the king he was and then Prince Charles came down to see what was going on as he begins to speak.
Prince Charles: What are you awesome wrestlers doing here?
Tom Sykes: Trash talking about the two idiots that we are facing on Nation Of Prominence.
Prince Charles: Yes. I've heard great things about you with not only your wrestling career but your career in bike racing as well. That is impressive to be successful in both sports.
Tom Sykes: Thank you very much and I hope that you will be king someday like we are in wrestling but for you to represent our awesome country in the UK.
Prince Charles: That I know will happen someday but I have to wait until the Queen dies first.
Brutus Magnus: Yeah I know what you mean. I let you get on with your business.
Prince Charles: Likewise with you both talking about the tag match. Do our country proud.
Prince Charles then walks away as they were glad to meet The Queen and Prince Charles in one day as Tom continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: Do you know what else is the problem with tag wrestling nowadays? Is the fact that many tag teams need managers. I mean seriously me and Brutus have never ever had a manager throughout our entire time that we've been wrestling because we actually produce awesome wrestling that you Americans lack so bad especially when Travis dates a fucking injury prone loser called Karolina Graf, Wait a minute I thought she had to retire from professional wrestling? What a fucking joke you got as a girlfriend. She made the whole stunt up because she knows that she can't cut it without Sophie carrying her team to win matches.
Brutus applauded Tom as what he was saying was the truth as it was a publicity stunt to get people to believe what was true on her retirement from wrestling.
Tom Sykes: Ah. It's great to be the king of both sports in bike racing and in wrestling.
Brutus Magnus: I'm sure it is and I'm proud of you dude. Fuck these idiots in WEW that say otherwise. They are just jealous of your talent that they wished they had with your bike racing skills and your wrestling skills as well.
Tom Sykes: You couldn't be more right Brutus and that's why I'm proud to be your tag partner.
Brutus Magnus: Thank you very much. Now I will shut up and let you continue to talk about the match.
Tom then thinks of what else to say and then he does as he continues to speak.
Tom Sykes: I heard you Travis that you think that me and Brutus don't stand a chance on winning this match? Who has more odds on winning this match? It's certainly not you guys not even close at all because you both are just useless bunch of wrestlers that just get pushed because of the amount of TV time you have both put in the wrestling company which is just a bloody joke by the way. Getting TV time doesn't mean shit in the wrestling business other than wanting to be in the spotlight since that's all this Nation Of Boreinence can do. Hell you guys absolutely suck in the ring. Me and Brutus here watched a few tapes and we laughed so much on how good you are at losing matches that it's a joke to even watch you guys in the ring let alone wrestle against you both.
Tom knew that both him and Brutus were going to run away with this upcoming match being kings of wrestling they were and also they were quickly becoming the most hated tag team on the WEW roster.
Tom Sykes: I think you boys pride around too much on how you think you are the most hated people in WEW. That's where you both including Brian James are wrong because we are the ones that are more hated than you both so you can stop pretending to be hated when actually we don't respect nobody in the wrestling business because that's how we are. What is the point of giving someone even mutual respect when respecting for other people goes out of the window when you face them in the ring. You wrestlers are a bunch of fucking idiots for doing shit like this and that's another problem we have with the wrestling business.
Tom was going to say his last few words about the match as he clearly didn't know that much about the team since they haven't teamed together for a while and that they haven't got any experience with tag team matches.
Tom Sykes: We needed to come back because we want to make our tag titles mean something to this company and I guess it all starts with you loser idiots being in our way. There is just simply nothing else left to talk to you Travis and Derrick about because we pretty much covered everything since you both haven't had many matches as a team while that's our strength coming into this match is the experience factor that me and Brutus have over you pricks. We are going to beat you both so bad that you won't see the light of day when we are done with you both. We are going to pin you both for the three count and you will hear that The British Alliance will be the winner of the tag match. Why did I say that? That's because I'm The Superpole King baby that can't be stopped.
Brutus and Tom sat in the chairs for a while as they were waiting for the limo driver to come and pick them up to Heathrow airport to fly to New York so they can sleep the rest of the journey to New York where yet again eight hours later they get a taxi to take them to Brooklyn to get themselves checked into the hotel to pack their stuff away to get more sleep before touring New York the next two days before the match up against Nation Of Prominence on Sunday night.
Now it was Tom's turn as Brutus got up from the chair that he was sitting on and let's Tom sit on it as he was the real king being the Superpole man that he is as like Brutus was also looking forward to the upcoming match that they were going to be in on Sunday night. Tom loved being a king because he was a king in two sports that not many people can do at the same time and he was improving in both sports as well.
Tom was used to being king in bike racing but not with wrestling but Tom was getting used to it as he then begins to speak about the match up.
Tom Sykes: Now I got the other sport out of the way. It's time to talk about the wrestling business. We don't know anything about these stupid pigs but I think Brutus has explained well enough on how bad you both are as a team. I don't even see the point to this match up at all other than showing the Animosity roster just how much of a threat we are to them because we never ever faced a team from that brand since we won the tag titles the first time off from Angelica Monroe and Randy Orton and where are they now? Oops that's right they are gone from the company never to be heard from again.
Brutus looks at Tom as if he was lying and he begins to speak.
Brutus Magnus: Angelica isn't gone exactly because she has been wrestling in WEW as of late teaming with Astor Lane.
Tom Sykes: Well I haven't heard anything about that but she hasn't been around that much since after she lost to Sophie Oliveira for her Starlet title.
Brutus Magnus: I know but she's been on some tour or something about the anti bullying shit.
Brutus then kept quiet as that was the only thing that he had to point out with Tom since clearly he hasn't been on twitter for a while now so of course he didn't know what was going on but he continues to speak.
Tom Sykes: Are you both running the world or something? From what it sounds like that you both are when clearly if you Derrick and Travis would've known already that me and Brutus are the ones that are running the world because we hold the tag team titles and plus we are the only team asides from Sophie and Karolina to come out from America. It's so original of you guys to even come from that craphole of a country that's a real disgrace to the world. What is it with you wrestlers and coming from America all the time?
Brutus nods at Tom as it was sickening that majority of the wrestlers in WEW are from America as he continues to speak.
Tom Sykes: You guys aren't even impressive in the ring at all since you have only won one match since we've been around while we won a hell a lot of matches as a team and in our single's run as well. You pride around thinking that you deserve to have a shot for the tag team titles. For Christ sake even Karolina and Sophie deserve the run for our tag titles more than you fucking idiots do because they put in a lot of hard work at least unlike you pricks. It's no wonder being Brian James's lackey's that you both are thinking you deserve everything and get handed shit to you but guess what? You both haven't earned a damn thing since you been in WEW. Of course Brian James never told you selfish idiots that since he's one himself getting handed title shots like anything which is complete bullshit.
Tom was just having fun talking trash as it had been way too long since the last time he bad mouthed anyone and it made him happy especially being the king he was and then Prince Charles came down to see what was going on as he begins to speak.
Prince Charles: What are you awesome wrestlers doing here?
Tom Sykes: Trash talking about the two idiots that we are facing on Nation Of Prominence.
Prince Charles: Yes. I've heard great things about you with not only your wrestling career but your career in bike racing as well. That is impressive to be successful in both sports.
Tom Sykes: Thank you very much and I hope that you will be king someday like we are in wrestling but for you to represent our awesome country in the UK.
Prince Charles: That I know will happen someday but I have to wait until the Queen dies first.
Brutus Magnus: Yeah I know what you mean. I let you get on with your business.
Prince Charles: Likewise with you both talking about the tag match. Do our country proud.
Prince Charles then walks away as they were glad to meet The Queen and Prince Charles in one day as Tom continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: Do you know what else is the problem with tag wrestling nowadays? Is the fact that many tag teams need managers. I mean seriously me and Brutus have never ever had a manager throughout our entire time that we've been wrestling because we actually produce awesome wrestling that you Americans lack so bad especially when Travis dates a fucking injury prone loser called Karolina Graf, Wait a minute I thought she had to retire from professional wrestling? What a fucking joke you got as a girlfriend. She made the whole stunt up because she knows that she can't cut it without Sophie carrying her team to win matches.
Brutus applauded Tom as what he was saying was the truth as it was a publicity stunt to get people to believe what was true on her retirement from wrestling.
Tom Sykes: Ah. It's great to be the king of both sports in bike racing and in wrestling.
Brutus Magnus: I'm sure it is and I'm proud of you dude. Fuck these idiots in WEW that say otherwise. They are just jealous of your talent that they wished they had with your bike racing skills and your wrestling skills as well.
Tom Sykes: You couldn't be more right Brutus and that's why I'm proud to be your tag partner.
Brutus Magnus: Thank you very much. Now I will shut up and let you continue to talk about the match.
Tom then thinks of what else to say and then he does as he continues to speak.
Tom Sykes: I heard you Travis that you think that me and Brutus don't stand a chance on winning this match? Who has more odds on winning this match? It's certainly not you guys not even close at all because you both are just useless bunch of wrestlers that just get pushed because of the amount of TV time you have both put in the wrestling company which is just a bloody joke by the way. Getting TV time doesn't mean shit in the wrestling business other than wanting to be in the spotlight since that's all this Nation Of Boreinence can do. Hell you guys absolutely suck in the ring. Me and Brutus here watched a few tapes and we laughed so much on how good you are at losing matches that it's a joke to even watch you guys in the ring let alone wrestle against you both.
Tom knew that both him and Brutus were going to run away with this upcoming match being kings of wrestling they were and also they were quickly becoming the most hated tag team on the WEW roster.
Tom Sykes: I think you boys pride around too much on how you think you are the most hated people in WEW. That's where you both including Brian James are wrong because we are the ones that are more hated than you both so you can stop pretending to be hated when actually we don't respect nobody in the wrestling business because that's how we are. What is the point of giving someone even mutual respect when respecting for other people goes out of the window when you face them in the ring. You wrestlers are a bunch of fucking idiots for doing shit like this and that's another problem we have with the wrestling business.
Tom was going to say his last few words about the match as he clearly didn't know that much about the team since they haven't teamed together for a while and that they haven't got any experience with tag team matches.
Tom Sykes: We needed to come back because we want to make our tag titles mean something to this company and I guess it all starts with you loser idiots being in our way. There is just simply nothing else left to talk to you Travis and Derrick about because we pretty much covered everything since you both haven't had many matches as a team while that's our strength coming into this match is the experience factor that me and Brutus have over you pricks. We are going to beat you both so bad that you won't see the light of day when we are done with you both. We are going to pin you both for the three count and you will hear that The British Alliance will be the winner of the tag match. Why did I say that? That's because I'm The Superpole King baby that can't be stopped.
Brutus and Tom sat in the chairs for a while as they were waiting for the limo driver to come and pick them up to Heathrow airport to fly to New York so they can sleep the rest of the journey to New York where yet again eight hours later they get a taxi to take them to Brooklyn to get themselves checked into the hotel to pack their stuff away to get more sleep before touring New York the next two days before the match up against Nation Of Prominence on Sunday night.