Post by Konrad Raab on Mar 29, 2013 23:30:20 GMT
As Asylum returns to the air, the ring is decorated with red, black, and yellow balloons. The Action-Tron is paused on an image of Stefan Raab pinning President Jeff at RassleMania, and above the Tron hangs a red and black banner with yellow lettering. It reads in German, “Die Ara der Raab Beginnt,” or The Era of Raab Begins. In the ring is a neebish looking man, a friend of Raab's named Elton.
Elton: I've never been in a wrestling ring before, but today it's for a good reason because we are here to celebrate a guy that has overcome all the odds that were stacked against him for the match at Rasslemania. Please welcome ladies and gentleman, “The Killerplauze” Stefan Raab.
Linkin Park's “Wretches and Kings” begins to play over the sound system, and Stefan emerges from the backstage area to a loud chorus of boos. He looks up at the sign hanging above the Action-Tron, and is as pleased as punch as he reads it with a look of feigned awe on his face.
Nailz: How sad is it that this clown defeated President Jeff at RassleMania IX? Not only that, but he showed a severe lack of sportsmanship in attacking Jeff following the match!
Beckett: Even I was shocked that Raab was able to pull out the victory, but I very much enjoyed the killer instict he showed by not letting up, even after the bell!
As Stefan Raab makes his way into the ring, he immediately embraces Elton, holding it for far longer than he should, just to get a rise out of the fans. As he releases the hug, he calls for the mic and begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Aww don't boo me since I defeated President Jeff at Rasslemania. In fact what you all should do is bowing down and kissing my feet, since the world of the real Mr. Rasslemania is now dead being replaced by Mr. Raabmania. What did I say I was going to do to President Jeff, on the last Asylum show huh?
I sure as hell proved you swine's here and in the back wrong didn't I? I feel great, and it's the best thing I've ever done in my career on defeating the owner. Nobody has ever defeated Jeff on Asylum in a single's match at Rasslemania like I have so that's record-breaking stuff right there.
The crowd continues to rain down boos on Raab, as Elton blindly applauds him. Raab continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: Ah I smelt victory on that night, even before the match between me and Jeff started, because what I had was confidence. I wasn't even on twitter for a few weeks because I was training so hard for the Rasslemania match, and I almost missed the Meltdown Battle Royal match due to me training for my match against Jeff.
It worked perfectly because I would've lost the match if I wasn't focused, and didn't have the determination that I did at Rasslemania. Things are going to change a lot now I got a win that I deserve, since December last year on the Meltdown Supershow event when I had to face against Slade Craven, but this win was bigger than winning over that blödes arschloch.
Oh yes I do have to say that how wrong was Jeff when he said that he was going to embarrass me in front of his home fans, when in fact it was me that embarrassed him. Now I laugh at myself on how stupid Jeff feels right about now and how he's licking on his own wounds, from me beating his ass in the ring. Thank you Jeff for making me a bigger star than I was, and thank you for starting the era of Raab that has fallen upon APW.
Nailz: Is this guy ever going to shut up?
While Raab stands there triumphantly, Elton gives him a feeble tap on the shoulder.
Elton: Don't you have something planned for this show?
Stefan Raab: I was just getting to that now. You see since I defeated Jeff. I got thinking that since people are getting handed title shots around here, it's about time that I get a title shot, and I want to face whoever is the winner of the suicidal title match later tonight, between Aubrey J Parker and Kaylyn James Evans since nobody else has challenged the suicidal champion a match, since Aubrey was champion.
I've never had a title shot since I arrived on Asylum in September. Because it makes me sick so bad that I should become the new general manager of Asylum, since Reginald Schmidt is doing a rubbish job, and it won't be named Sunday Night Asylum. Oh no it will be named Sunday Night Raabmania. I will be in every single main event match that I will wrestle on the new Sunday night Raabmania show.
Nailz: Finally, The Warden of the Asylum is here to lay down the law!
The boos turn to cheers as the sounds of “Never Gonna Give You Up/Smells Like Teen Spirit” hit the speakers, prompting the arrival of Asylum General Manager Reginald Schmidt and his assistant, Bambi, to the arena. Reginald is all business as he storms down to the ring with purpose. Elton is cowering in fear behind Raab as Reginald and Bambi step into the ring. Raab has a smug smirk on his face as Reginald starts into him.
Reginald: Now you listen here, Mister! Just because you defeated President Jeff at RassleMania doesn't mean you get to come out here and make such grandiose claims or demands!
Stefan Raab: I defeated the owner of this company, I can do as I please!
Reginald: Actually, no you cannot! Surely, Stefan, you read the contract that you signed for the match, did you not?
Stefan Raab: I skimmed it, yes.
Reginald: So you're well aware of the fact that nowhere in the contract did it state that defeating President Jeff would entitle you to any special treatment or favors.
Raab is beginning to show signs of frustration.
Stefan Raab: Well, he is the owner of the company! It would be reasonable for one to assume that beating him gets that person whatever they want!
Reginald: Raab, you know what assuming does, don't you? It makes an @$$ out of you and me, but in this case, I think you're the only one coming out looking like an @$$!
The crowd pops at this remark, and Raab loses it, stomping around the ring, kicking the bottom rope. He looks like he's about to deck Reginald, using all his strength just to hold back from slugging the boss in the chin! Bambi butts in, with a sound of authority in her voice.
Bambi: I wouldn't do that if I were you, Mr. Raab. He's your boss.
Raab's teeth are clenched, and his face is turning red. Reginald is laughing at the mad German man, while Elton cowers in the corner. After a few tense moments, Raab explodes, and decks Bambi right in the face, knocking her to the ground!
Nailz: What the hell is Raab doing!? We knew he was a scumbag, but attacking Bambi! That's just uncalled for!
Reginald lunges for Raab, but he and Elton quickly get out of the ring, and head up the ramp, the fans booing loudly as the dastardly duo retreats. In the ring, Reginald get down on both knees to check on Bambi, turning towards Raab and shaking his fist as officials come down to assist her.
Beckett: Just when you think that there's a line Stefan Raab won't cross, he waltzes right over it! How is the doofus GM going to get a handle of this guy if he keeps going around doing stuff like this!?
Nailz: Raab is a coward and a punk, attacking a defenseless woman like that! There's going to be hell to pay for sure!
Asylum cuts to a commercial break, with Raab arrogantly rubbing his fist while Reginald Schmidt glares at him from the ring.
Elton: I've never been in a wrestling ring before, but today it's for a good reason because we are here to celebrate a guy that has overcome all the odds that were stacked against him for the match at Rasslemania. Please welcome ladies and gentleman, “The Killerplauze” Stefan Raab.
Linkin Park's “Wretches and Kings” begins to play over the sound system, and Stefan emerges from the backstage area to a loud chorus of boos. He looks up at the sign hanging above the Action-Tron, and is as pleased as punch as he reads it with a look of feigned awe on his face.
Nailz: How sad is it that this clown defeated President Jeff at RassleMania IX? Not only that, but he showed a severe lack of sportsmanship in attacking Jeff following the match!
Beckett: Even I was shocked that Raab was able to pull out the victory, but I very much enjoyed the killer instict he showed by not letting up, even after the bell!
As Stefan Raab makes his way into the ring, he immediately embraces Elton, holding it for far longer than he should, just to get a rise out of the fans. As he releases the hug, he calls for the mic and begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Aww don't boo me since I defeated President Jeff at Rasslemania. In fact what you all should do is bowing down and kissing my feet, since the world of the real Mr. Rasslemania is now dead being replaced by Mr. Raabmania. What did I say I was going to do to President Jeff, on the last Asylum show huh?
I sure as hell proved you swine's here and in the back wrong didn't I? I feel great, and it's the best thing I've ever done in my career on defeating the owner. Nobody has ever defeated Jeff on Asylum in a single's match at Rasslemania like I have so that's record-breaking stuff right there.
The crowd continues to rain down boos on Raab, as Elton blindly applauds him. Raab continues to speak.
Stefan Raab: Ah I smelt victory on that night, even before the match between me and Jeff started, because what I had was confidence. I wasn't even on twitter for a few weeks because I was training so hard for the Rasslemania match, and I almost missed the Meltdown Battle Royal match due to me training for my match against Jeff.
It worked perfectly because I would've lost the match if I wasn't focused, and didn't have the determination that I did at Rasslemania. Things are going to change a lot now I got a win that I deserve, since December last year on the Meltdown Supershow event when I had to face against Slade Craven, but this win was bigger than winning over that blödes arschloch.
Oh yes I do have to say that how wrong was Jeff when he said that he was going to embarrass me in front of his home fans, when in fact it was me that embarrassed him. Now I laugh at myself on how stupid Jeff feels right about now and how he's licking on his own wounds, from me beating his ass in the ring. Thank you Jeff for making me a bigger star than I was, and thank you for starting the era of Raab that has fallen upon APW.
Nailz: Is this guy ever going to shut up?
While Raab stands there triumphantly, Elton gives him a feeble tap on the shoulder.
Elton: Don't you have something planned for this show?
Stefan Raab: I was just getting to that now. You see since I defeated Jeff. I got thinking that since people are getting handed title shots around here, it's about time that I get a title shot, and I want to face whoever is the winner of the suicidal title match later tonight, between Aubrey J Parker and Kaylyn James Evans since nobody else has challenged the suicidal champion a match, since Aubrey was champion.
I've never had a title shot since I arrived on Asylum in September. Because it makes me sick so bad that I should become the new general manager of Asylum, since Reginald Schmidt is doing a rubbish job, and it won't be named Sunday Night Asylum. Oh no it will be named Sunday Night Raabmania. I will be in every single main event match that I will wrestle on the new Sunday night Raabmania show.
Nailz: Finally, The Warden of the Asylum is here to lay down the law!
The boos turn to cheers as the sounds of “Never Gonna Give You Up/Smells Like Teen Spirit” hit the speakers, prompting the arrival of Asylum General Manager Reginald Schmidt and his assistant, Bambi, to the arena. Reginald is all business as he storms down to the ring with purpose. Elton is cowering in fear behind Raab as Reginald and Bambi step into the ring. Raab has a smug smirk on his face as Reginald starts into him.
Reginald: Now you listen here, Mister! Just because you defeated President Jeff at RassleMania doesn't mean you get to come out here and make such grandiose claims or demands!
Stefan Raab: I defeated the owner of this company, I can do as I please!
Reginald: Actually, no you cannot! Surely, Stefan, you read the contract that you signed for the match, did you not?
Stefan Raab: I skimmed it, yes.
Reginald: So you're well aware of the fact that nowhere in the contract did it state that defeating President Jeff would entitle you to any special treatment or favors.
Raab is beginning to show signs of frustration.
Stefan Raab: Well, he is the owner of the company! It would be reasonable for one to assume that beating him gets that person whatever they want!
Reginald: Raab, you know what assuming does, don't you? It makes an @$$ out of you and me, but in this case, I think you're the only one coming out looking like an @$$!
The crowd pops at this remark, and Raab loses it, stomping around the ring, kicking the bottom rope. He looks like he's about to deck Reginald, using all his strength just to hold back from slugging the boss in the chin! Bambi butts in, with a sound of authority in her voice.
Bambi: I wouldn't do that if I were you, Mr. Raab. He's your boss.
Raab's teeth are clenched, and his face is turning red. Reginald is laughing at the mad German man, while Elton cowers in the corner. After a few tense moments, Raab explodes, and decks Bambi right in the face, knocking her to the ground!
Nailz: What the hell is Raab doing!? We knew he was a scumbag, but attacking Bambi! That's just uncalled for!
Reginald lunges for Raab, but he and Elton quickly get out of the ring, and head up the ramp, the fans booing loudly as the dastardly duo retreats. In the ring, Reginald get down on both knees to check on Bambi, turning towards Raab and shaking his fist as officials come down to assist her.
Beckett: Just when you think that there's a line Stefan Raab won't cross, he waltzes right over it! How is the doofus GM going to get a handle of this guy if he keeps going around doing stuff like this!?
Nailz: Raab is a coward and a punk, attacking a defenseless woman like that! There's going to be hell to pay for sure!
Asylum cuts to a commercial break, with Raab arrogantly rubbing his fist while Reginald Schmidt glares at him from the ring.