Post by Tom Sykes on Apr 23, 2013 5:13:58 GMT
On holiday in Australia. Sydney, Australia. Thursday 25th April.
Not many people heard from Tom since him and Brutus lost at Shattered Dreams but Tom had a good reason for not appearing on Adrenaline last week and it was because he had racing to do but this week he was totally free as he was ready to fight against Jarryd Hayne who seemed to be fairly new in WEW.
He was out on holiday in Jarryd's home country of Australia with a couple of ladies he's got with him as he's the sort of guy that would rather hang around with the ladies compared to Brutus who would decide to burn things. Tom had to focus on being in single's matches especially if The British Alliance decide to split up then he wouldn't mind his chances on wrestling alone without Brutus by his side since he has done so before in IWF.
Natasha Fields: Oh Tom. I love the way you wrestle against the best wrestlers in the world and not to mention the sexiest wrestler in WEW.
Amy Rhodes: Not to mention on how great you are as a rider as well. I bet everyone is jealous of you aren't they?
Tom Sykes: Of course people are because none of them have the talent like I do for both sports. All the idiotic wrestlers in WEW can dream of being multi talented like I am.
Natasha and Amy laughed at Tom as they put their arms around him as they were laying on the beach in Australia stroking Tom's torso along with him giving them a wink as the ladies were all over him climbing on Tom and kissing him.
Natasha Fields: I guess we are just two lucky girls that want a piece of you.
Amy Rhodes: I mean anyone that says you are ugly have something wrong with their eyes.
Tom Sykes: You are right that the women in WEW do have something wrong with their eyes dating some ugly men like Karolina Graf with Travis Reeves who she might be facing against in a tag match we are going to have pretty soon.
Natasha Fields: Eww. I've seen that girl and she looks ugly as hell. Who could date that slut?
Tom Sykes: Now you are talking and then you get Sophie Olivera who is dating the overrated Chance Rugani. I mean like are these two ever going to get married and to stop parading around like they are the best couple in WEW when they aren't?
Amy Rhodes: Well they are champions after all but they do show off their relationship a lot like anybody needs to know what they get up to.
Tom Sykes: They are disgusting. Now let me get down to business on talking about this irrelevant wrestler in his home country.
Tom wasn't going to say much about his opponent like he usually does as he doesn't know anything about him apart from that one match he watched on TV last Friday.
Tom Sykes: I have no idea what to talk about here this week as I'm facing some irrelevant guy that I never even heard of before known as Jarryd Hayne. That name alone doesn't even sound Australian at all. Sounds more like what Europeans use somewhere like Norway. Yeah so I haven't got too much to say since you are new in WEW but of course you would know everything about me since I'm carrying this tag belt that I got here.
Both ladies forgot that Tom was a tag champion currently at the moment as they see it on his shoulder and they smiled at him as he was enjoying the female company around him something that really meant a lot to Tom since he loved women outside of the wrestling business.
Tom Sykes: I heard you talk about how you are the future of professional wrestling. First of all nobody knows who the fuck you are and second of all. How do you know that you are going to be the future when you clearly don't know how long you will stick around. Like every WEW superstar that has walked past the company. They haven't lasted very long so I don't believe that one little bit unless you prove yourself but you lost to that Russian guy who I believe is my tag partner's opponent this week but we won't go there since they aren't relevant to our match.
Tom was really struggling what to say about his opponent as Jarryd had only one match since he started in WEW.
Tom Sykes: I hear that you got some female company with you as well like me. OK so at least we both got one thing in common and that's respecting all female people outside of wrestling but I'm more famous than you pal because I don't only wrestle but I'm a World Superbikes rider that I do all around the world and I even raced in Australia a few months ago which wasn't impressive but I do something I love as well as wrestling which not many idiots get.
Tom was thinking of what else to say other than the things that he recently told to the Russian wrestler he faced last week on Anarchy.
Tom Sykes: Oh yeah talking about being a guy that's always impressed. That's something you failed to do last week isn't it? You didn't impress anybody with your loss against Sylvester Koslov last week. You aimed to disappoint everyone but that's typical for Australians though. I have no idea why he mistaken you for being an American guy last week but I can honestly now see why he said that since you think you are a future star of this company when you aren't even close on being one.
Tom just had to laugh at the comments the guy said about how he was the future especially in Australia that he was in.
Tom Sykes: I so happen to be in Australia this week because it's full of trash that nobody even cares about the country. The only thing your country are good at sports wise is rugby but everything else you Aussies suck at. There really is nothing special about this country other than these beautiful ladies of course who are way more attractive than the fake boobs Americans are. You talk about wanting to use weapons on your opponent? Please you couldn't even wrestle out of a paper bag let alone try to use weapons on me.
The ladies were all over Tom as they were enjoying listening to him talk trash about Jarryd Hayne as he continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: Are you stupid or what Jarryd? Telling your opponent that they are talented. My god I never knew what a weak punk you are. You don't say that to anybody especially before you face them in the ring. I don't need to do the petty respect opponents shit because that's not who I am. I mean me and Brutus didn't get ourselves anywhere by being nice and friendly to our opponents before matches and you should do the same as well especially when you are going up against me in a match.
Tom just couldn't think of anything else to say as he was laying on the sunbed with the women next to him stroking his torso again.
Tom Sykes: There is just nothing else I can say about you because you aren't very well known in WEW and I'm not going to waste my breath talking shit about you otherwise I would repeat myself and bore people to death. You stand no chance whatsoever against me in the match tomorrow night because I have a lot more experience than you do both tag and in singles matches.
Tom took a break from talking for a while as he was going to say his last few words before he goes.
Tom Sykes: I'm going to beat you down like no man has ever felt in his entire life and I need to get back into the groove of being in a wrestling ring again because I haven't wrestled for over two weeks for some strange reason but I suppose that's because there is a lot of wrestlers on Adrenaline that some wrestlers need a break. Good luck on trying to beat me because it will be me that will win the match tomorrow night and why did I say that? Because I am the Superpole King baby and nobody including you can stop me from achieving more greatness that I can in the ring.
Tom finished up talking as he takes the girls back to his hotel room before flying off to America two hours later to wrestle against Jarryd Hayne tomorrow night.
Not many people heard from Tom since him and Brutus lost at Shattered Dreams but Tom had a good reason for not appearing on Adrenaline last week and it was because he had racing to do but this week he was totally free as he was ready to fight against Jarryd Hayne who seemed to be fairly new in WEW.
He was out on holiday in Jarryd's home country of Australia with a couple of ladies he's got with him as he's the sort of guy that would rather hang around with the ladies compared to Brutus who would decide to burn things. Tom had to focus on being in single's matches especially if The British Alliance decide to split up then he wouldn't mind his chances on wrestling alone without Brutus by his side since he has done so before in IWF.
Natasha Fields: Oh Tom. I love the way you wrestle against the best wrestlers in the world and not to mention the sexiest wrestler in WEW.
Amy Rhodes: Not to mention on how great you are as a rider as well. I bet everyone is jealous of you aren't they?
Tom Sykes: Of course people are because none of them have the talent like I do for both sports. All the idiotic wrestlers in WEW can dream of being multi talented like I am.
Natasha and Amy laughed at Tom as they put their arms around him as they were laying on the beach in Australia stroking Tom's torso along with him giving them a wink as the ladies were all over him climbing on Tom and kissing him.
Natasha Fields: I guess we are just two lucky girls that want a piece of you.
Amy Rhodes: I mean anyone that says you are ugly have something wrong with their eyes.
Tom Sykes: You are right that the women in WEW do have something wrong with their eyes dating some ugly men like Karolina Graf with Travis Reeves who she might be facing against in a tag match we are going to have pretty soon.
Natasha Fields: Eww. I've seen that girl and she looks ugly as hell. Who could date that slut?
Tom Sykes: Now you are talking and then you get Sophie Olivera who is dating the overrated Chance Rugani. I mean like are these two ever going to get married and to stop parading around like they are the best couple in WEW when they aren't?
Amy Rhodes: Well they are champions after all but they do show off their relationship a lot like anybody needs to know what they get up to.
Tom Sykes: They are disgusting. Now let me get down to business on talking about this irrelevant wrestler in his home country.
Tom wasn't going to say much about his opponent like he usually does as he doesn't know anything about him apart from that one match he watched on TV last Friday.
Tom Sykes: I have no idea what to talk about here this week as I'm facing some irrelevant guy that I never even heard of before known as Jarryd Hayne. That name alone doesn't even sound Australian at all. Sounds more like what Europeans use somewhere like Norway. Yeah so I haven't got too much to say since you are new in WEW but of course you would know everything about me since I'm carrying this tag belt that I got here.
Both ladies forgot that Tom was a tag champion currently at the moment as they see it on his shoulder and they smiled at him as he was enjoying the female company around him something that really meant a lot to Tom since he loved women outside of the wrestling business.
Tom Sykes: I heard you talk about how you are the future of professional wrestling. First of all nobody knows who the fuck you are and second of all. How do you know that you are going to be the future when you clearly don't know how long you will stick around. Like every WEW superstar that has walked past the company. They haven't lasted very long so I don't believe that one little bit unless you prove yourself but you lost to that Russian guy who I believe is my tag partner's opponent this week but we won't go there since they aren't relevant to our match.
Tom was really struggling what to say about his opponent as Jarryd had only one match since he started in WEW.
Tom Sykes: I hear that you got some female company with you as well like me. OK so at least we both got one thing in common and that's respecting all female people outside of wrestling but I'm more famous than you pal because I don't only wrestle but I'm a World Superbikes rider that I do all around the world and I even raced in Australia a few months ago which wasn't impressive but I do something I love as well as wrestling which not many idiots get.
Tom was thinking of what else to say other than the things that he recently told to the Russian wrestler he faced last week on Anarchy.
Tom Sykes: Oh yeah talking about being a guy that's always impressed. That's something you failed to do last week isn't it? You didn't impress anybody with your loss against Sylvester Koslov last week. You aimed to disappoint everyone but that's typical for Australians though. I have no idea why he mistaken you for being an American guy last week but I can honestly now see why he said that since you think you are a future star of this company when you aren't even close on being one.
Tom just had to laugh at the comments the guy said about how he was the future especially in Australia that he was in.
Tom Sykes: I so happen to be in Australia this week because it's full of trash that nobody even cares about the country. The only thing your country are good at sports wise is rugby but everything else you Aussies suck at. There really is nothing special about this country other than these beautiful ladies of course who are way more attractive than the fake boobs Americans are. You talk about wanting to use weapons on your opponent? Please you couldn't even wrestle out of a paper bag let alone try to use weapons on me.
The ladies were all over Tom as they were enjoying listening to him talk trash about Jarryd Hayne as he continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: Are you stupid or what Jarryd? Telling your opponent that they are talented. My god I never knew what a weak punk you are. You don't say that to anybody especially before you face them in the ring. I don't need to do the petty respect opponents shit because that's not who I am. I mean me and Brutus didn't get ourselves anywhere by being nice and friendly to our opponents before matches and you should do the same as well especially when you are going up against me in a match.
Tom just couldn't think of anything else to say as he was laying on the sunbed with the women next to him stroking his torso again.
Tom Sykes: There is just nothing else I can say about you because you aren't very well known in WEW and I'm not going to waste my breath talking shit about you otherwise I would repeat myself and bore people to death. You stand no chance whatsoever against me in the match tomorrow night because I have a lot more experience than you do both tag and in singles matches.
Tom took a break from talking for a while as he was going to say his last few words before he goes.
Tom Sykes: I'm going to beat you down like no man has ever felt in his entire life and I need to get back into the groove of being in a wrestling ring again because I haven't wrestled for over two weeks for some strange reason but I suppose that's because there is a lot of wrestlers on Adrenaline that some wrestlers need a break. Good luck on trying to beat me because it will be me that will win the match tomorrow night and why did I say that? Because I am the Superpole King baby and nobody including you can stop me from achieving more greatness that I can in the ring.
Tom finished up talking as he takes the girls back to his hotel room before flying off to America two hours later to wrestle against Jarryd Hayne tomorrow night.