Post by Konrad Raab on May 14, 2013 2:27:17 GMT
Talking with the World Elite Wrestling owner Alakai Burke. San José, California. Monday 13th May.
After doing a lot of training at the StarrDome Wrestling Academy. Alakai Burke who is the owner of World Elite Wrestling, pulled Stefan aside as he takes him into his office, and they sit down to have a chat about the tournament on Saturday.
Alakai Burke: "Thank you for coming by on such short notice."
Stefan Raab: "The pleasure is all mine."
Alakai Burke: "I wanted you here in the StarrDome today, because I want to chat about the inter fed tournaments you're doing for WEW company."
Stefan Raab: "I know what you are thinking about on this being a silly idea that I planned, but I got to do this to gain the respect from all the wrestlers in WEW."
Alakai Burke: "Yeah which is slowly getting there, but I don't want this huge job you took on board to fail, especially you know how badly the WEW/IWF thing went down."
Stefan Raab: "I realized that Alakai which I understand completely, but this is something I must do for myself, on being remembered by doing these things for your company. Trust me you have a lot of my respect running WEW with a lot of talented wrestlers. There's a question on your mind isn't there?"
Alakai was very curious about what Stefan would say to the question he has for him.
Alakai Burke: "Yes there is and what I wanted to ask you, is if you're sure you want to do this for my company?"
Stefan smiled at Alakai as he knows that President Jeff is not going to like this at all, but he had to do what's right as Stefan begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: "Of course I'm sure of wanting to do this, as you've done a lot for me during my year I've been in the company, and I couldn't be more prouder than I am on being apart of World Elite Wrestling roster. I really can't wait to make my début the end of this year."
Alakai Burke: "I'm really proud that you want to take this full step forward, promoting and representing my company to the other wrestlers around the world."
Stefan Raab: "I want to help you get World Elite Wrestling noticed all over the world as that's why I put myself in the T-Act Cup tournament."
Alakai Burke: "I got to admit when you first came into WEW, I didn't like you at all because I thought you had a arrogant attitude, but now you changed a lot and you really are giving something back to the company. You have all of my respect, and I thank you for doing this from me and the WEW roster. You go out there and do me proud even if you lose, the end of the day Stefan, you always have a place in the company if you decide to wrestle for World Elite Wrestling, earlier than the end of this year."
Stefan Raab: "Losing isn't apart of my plan Alakai. A deal is a deal that I'm taking part in every single tournament, I find all over the world."
Alakai Burke: "We can shake on that and good luck for Saturday."
Stefan Raab: "Thank you very much."
Both Stefan and Alakai shake hands towards each other before Stefan goes home for the day, as he had another boss meeting tomorrow in Canada.
Talking and arguing with the Action Packed Wrestling owner President Jeff. New Brunswick, Canada. Tuesday 14th May.
Jeff clearly wasn't very happy with Stefan at all, as he found out he signed his name to represent another company in the T Act Cup tournament. Unlike the meeting Stefan had with Alakai yesterday, he's a completely different guy when it came to Action Packed Wrestling, as Jeff looks straight at Stefan's eyes.
President Jeff: "What in the blue hell are you thinking?"
Stefan Raab: "I don't have the slightest clue what your talking about."
President Jeff: "You and representing World Elite Wrestling crap I found out when you signed to enter in the T Act Cup tournament. How dear you, doing something like that behind my back."
Stefan laughed as pissing Jeff off was what he has been doing since October and wasn't going to stop doing so as he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: "Oh you are too easy to piss off Jeff like I give a flying fuck about what you say about this, because I'm doing what's right and that's to represent a true company, which isn't APW."
President Jeff: "WEW being a true company my ass. You know damn well that I made you became the star you are, and I would've thought after our match at Rasslemania, you would give respect to me and everyone else in the APW locker room, but no you still end up being a complete asshole you really are."
Stefan smiled at what Jeff said as that's exactly what he is and he didn't care as he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: "I wouldn't change for anybody, especially not for you because I don't listen to your fake ass rules. You forced me to put APW down on the application for this tournament, so be lucky I did put your company on the form. Just because I did, it doesn't mean I'm kissing your ass though."
Jeff's annoyed as it wasn't the first time Stefan stabbed Jeff in the back, as he represented WEW in Survive and Conquer Battle Royal as well.
President Jeff: "I forced you because you wrestle in APW and I made sure that if you didn't put our company name on the form, then you would be illegible to take part in the tournament."
Stefan Raab: "Oh really? I would've easily put down WEW and get in the tournament anyway. Hell you got CJ Gates and Buckson Gooch representing and kissing your ass anyway. I'm not representing you, I'm representing WEW."
President Jeff: "You evil son of a bitch Stefan. Do you know something? With the amount of wins and losses you got in APW, I never thought I say this but you are the biggest joke to ever walk in the company."
Stefan of course didn't approve of that message as he got pissed now throwing his chair away and looked straight into Jeff's eyes.
Stefan Raab:" I'm the biggest joke in APW? That's funny because you seem to forget I defeated your ass at Rasslemania, and it's a joke you only wrestle once a year. You know what? I'm getting out of here because I'm done dealing with your pathetic ass."
President Jeff: "As so am I as I pray to god you will get eliminated from the battle royal first. I'll just enjoy, watching your ass get kicked by everyone in the battle royal, and watching your ass get thrown the F out of the ring."
Stefan leaves Jeff's office, pretending that he didn't hear any of that crap he heard from his boss, on him wanting Stefan eliminated first from the rumble, as he heads on towards getting his flight towards New York City, to take on the eighteen best wrestlers in the world on Saturday.
Pandora land. New York City, New York. Friday 17th May.
The scene started out in the jungle where Stefan Sully was getting trained on being a Navi. A certain girl known as Neytiri was going to help Stefan end up being one of them, but so far he was failing in his training to become one, and they ended up arguing about it as Stefan ended up being all alone in the jungle, dressed in a blue costume. He had a toy bow and arrows only as weapons.
"Here we are in New York City where nineteen of the best male and female wrestlers, coming from all over the world competing in the tournament, to win a special trophy to take back to their own company. Sounds like a really good idea to have something like this set up. You see I'm in Pandora today, because there's a lot of animals are hidden in here, just like you wrestlers have talent that not many people know about.
You see some people are in the tournament to prove themselves as the best wrestlers in the world, and some to represent a certain fed. I class myself going under all of those, but I'm only doing this for one company that have treated me right since day one, World Elite Wrestling but thanks to President Jerk off. I got forced to represent Action Packed Wrestling as well, otherwise I would've been illegible to enter in the tournament, which is an asshole move from him, but he's got CJ Gates and Buckson Gooch representing for him.
If people think I'm on the APW list, then you are surely mistaken because I hate wrestling for APW, which CJ and Buckson know about. Hell I'm the only guy from the Asylum brand, that actually had the balls to take part in this interfed tournament, while the other two came from Overdrive, even though I give two Scheisse about them being in this, because I don't plan to work with those two idiots in the rumble since it's every person for themselves in the rumble."
He walked very slowly to see if any strange animals jumped at him, and so far there wasn't any, and he already learned how to use the bow and arrow properly to make himself strong, to actually hit things successfully, as he rubbed his chin for a bit.
"Anyway let's talk about some of the opponents in this match, even though I started with CJ Gates and Buckson Gooch who are nothing more than a bunch of ass kissers, getting handed every single title shot in APW without earning anything towards them, other than Küssen Präsident Jeff Arsch. Although I give credit to both of them, willing to do this thing, especially your upcoming title shots the next day after the tournament, which are bigger matches than my one with Reginald Schmidt for control of Asylum, but CJ and Buckson are doing this for APW while I'm doing this for WEW, because that's where I was born as a wrestler and where my career started."
Stefan stopped as he thought he was going to get attacked by a large rhino, but it walked away.
"I'm now moving on towards guys that are in a company called Shoot, which has been around for quite a while now, and it seems to have the most wrestlers coming from that company. Names like Jester Smiles, Mephisto, El Asso Wipo and Valentine Lionheart. Seems like that company can get a lot of people noticed, but did they really need to send out four wrestlers, in one tournament? Come on, that's a little unfair on other people who wanted to take part in the tournament.
Who an earth would call themselves El Asso Wipo? Do you enjoy wiping your ass to your owner or something? With a name like that, straight away I already know who I'm throwing out of the ring first, and you better stay the hell out of my way, you sick freak.
Mephisto sounds like a comic super villain character from Spider man, who we all know you are just a normal wrestler that pretends you are a super villain, when you are just like that El Asso Wipo guy, being pathetic as you are.
Now we got another super villain from Batman only this time, being called Jester Smiles. From what I've heard, you seem to pride around like you are a complete joke. You and Mephisto are stupid to come up with super hero names, not being creative at all since we all know you both nearly stole them from comic books. Go and find yourselves a sense of creativity for cry out loud.
I haven't forgotten about you Valentine Lionheart which isn't creative either, since there's a whole bunch of valentines running around if it's their first or last names, but I do like your last name Lionheart, since I consider myself a big angry lion, destroying people non stop and I'm a noisy guy that bad mouths everyone twenty-four seven in APW. I'm done here talking about wrestlers from the Shoot company that are in the rumble match tomorrow night."
Stefan suddenly ran towards an evil black tiger, trying to attack but Stefan fought him off.
Stefan Sully: "Son of a bitch trying to catch me off guard like that."
Then the black tiger got Stefan trapped in a tree bush and kicked the tiger off from him using his toy arrow to shoot the tiger and he got him on his back as he removed the arrow from the animal and left it lying there continuing to run really fast.
"Now I move to the PWA guys and girls I should say considering one of those competitors is a female, but unlike Shoot. PWA isn't very well-known to people, well if it is then it's the first time I've heard of the place, but anyway let's take a look of the three people who are in the battle royal.
Oh a midget is in this match known as Fizz? Are you ficken serious with this guy, having any chance of winning the match? Please be real here that midget's don't belong in the wrestling world, especially from what I hear being sex pervert, pretending that you are a bad ass? Listen sex perverts don't belong wrestling, and nor do stupid gimmicky midget's belong in this match. Although I have to admire your courage to wrestle against wrestlers bigger than you in the rumble, but I really can't see you even lasting in the match, let alone winning the rumble. How I love to see how much of a bad ass you are, when I end up throwing you over the top rope.
Are you a fan of jewellery or something Catherine Jewel, or is it bejewelled game you like to play? Either way it makes you look silly to have a name like that, although some female wrestlers are very tough in the ring and you could prove me wrong, but highly unlikely it'll happen, considering most women wouldn't even last in the ring, with male wrestlers. Hell the only wrestler you be able to throw out of the ring is that Fizz guy.
How much more originality can people get, especially when someone named themselves after a famous band called X static? Well it's almost like being named after a band, but instead you decide to see yourself as a genius and psychotic. Funny thing is I have personality disorders as well, but I won't let that stop me from throwing you out of the ring because I'm more angry than people have seen before."
Stefan got approached by another Navi, who wanted to hang around with Stefan for a bit, even though Sully wasn't really a fan of being friends with other people, but he did anyway as they ran all the way to home tree, where Stefan looked up at it.
Stefan Sully: "This tree is amazing don't you think?"
Unnamed Navi: "It certainly is and it's where we have our meetings held at, along with the baby Navi's being born here everyday, and we have meals here together to get together, talking about different things happening in Pandora."
Stefan Sully: "It's a nice and relaxing place too. Let me lie down for a bit."
Unnamed Navi: "We can do that."
Stefan went to lie in the leaf bed for a while, as he closes his eyes, talking about the wrestlers in the next company he came across.
"I can't say I've heard of MPW either, but they sound like they aren't even worth talking about, but a lot of their wrestlers are in this match. Let me talk about these swines.
Another name almost related to a singer known as Johnny Clash. Let me see what I remember on this rock and roll singer lookalike I found out on the website. Ah you are a lot like me in APW where you are arrogant, and being an asshole to everyone. That's a true wrestler attitude right there that all wrestlers should be, other than trying to be friends to everyone on the roster. Only that I'm more of an asshole than you, since I disrespect everyone on the APW roster, and I pretty much doubt you even do that with the MPW wrestlers.
Then we got the comic hero known as Roxi Johnson. Oh wait this person is female? God damn you don't see any of them in the wrestling business these days. Very creative indeed, but sometimes Superhero's come to a crushing blow, ending up being defeated by super villains, on throwing you out of the ring and also being a female wrestler, always have a disadvantage in these sorts of matches, because I've never known any female wrestlers win any rumble matches I've taken part of, since I've been wrestling.
I almost forgot about Trey Baxter, being in this match. Wow and it's no wonder seeing how you and Johnny Clash are almost alike, but I feel Johnny is more talented than you though, but cocky asshole wrestlers are on top of my list of being awesome guys, showing the world there's no room for respecting other wrestlers. You might be a cocky asshole, but in my view you aren't better than me, not even close. That's about it for the MPW side of things."
Stefan was talking while he was resting his eyes, taking a nice rest from running around Pandora with another Navi keeping him company, as he continues to rest his eyes.
"WWO company seems to be next, with two wrestlers to talk about. Seems to have a pretty decent amount of wrestlers over there, but the competition is nowhere near World Elite Wrestling level.
Wow that's quite an unique name and I like it, Hunter Maverick. Quiet guys can actually be quite dangerous in the ring, and a threat to people in the match. I admit that you are a threat to me, because you never know what a quiet person does in the ring. The only problem with quiet guys is that they end up being Arschkriecher, when they get along with wrestling bosses so I might have to intimate you, so I can see you get pissed off showing me what you are made of because I can see you going quite far in the business, only that I will throw your silly ass out of the ring before you can do damage on your opponents.
Matt Reece doesn't sound that impressive at all, not like Hunter anyway. So you are one of those billionaire guys are you? Guess what Matt? I make more money than you everyday, because I'm already a big star everywhere I go. People have heard of me, but you? You're only known in WWO, so what good does it make when you don't make hardly any money like I do. If we both last in the ring, then I already have my eyes set on who I want to face, and that's you. I'll show you what being a billionaire person does for a living, and it's more than just wrestling as well."
Stefan opened his eyes smiling with the things he's already said to some of his opponents in the match, as he got down from the leaf and ran towards the playground to go on the swings, like he was a child all over again, as the Navi that followed Stefan earlier caught up with him with Stefan getting off the swings to look at the Navi.
Unnamed Navi: "What the hell are you talking about with all of these names you mentioned, and that you are going to beat up?"
Stefan Sully: "You never heard of me? I'm a wrestler and all of the people you heard me talk about are in this big tournament, that's happening tomorrow night in New York City. May I ask what your name is?"
Unnamed Navi: "I'm Nick Riley, one of the experienced Navi's around here. So you wrestle? Wow I've never seen a Navi that actually wrestles before. We usually play around with wrestling, but never seen anyone attempt to wrestle professionally in Pandora."
Stefan Sully: "Meet your first one right here."
Nick Riley: "That's awesome. Let me become your friend Stefan, and I'll show you how to be one of us, even though Neytiri is training you at the moment but she seems to have given up on you."
Stefan Sully: "She seemed like a useless trainer anyway. I wanted to experience how to become one on my own, but I can always use other people to help me."
Nick Riley: "Let's go and swing on those string ropes. You don't need that bow and arrows to protect yourself. You use your voice to stand your ground against animals. I suggest you leave them here and go over to where the ropes are."
Stefan Sully: "That's fine with me."
Stefan dropped his bow and arrows and followed Nick, as they ran towards the ropes to swing on them.
"This has been fun here so far, but I get back to business on talking about the next person Caleb White. I think for some reason I've heard of you from somewhere before not really sure, but the name rings a bell to me. Anyway from what I've heard you are a very talented guy that has done a lot for the wrestling business, but that doesn't mean I respect you because I don't give respect to anyone. I destroy people's respect to other wrestlers, since it makes me happy when I do.
A former MMA fighter in the wrestling business? You remind me of my cousin Jake Raab, who came in the same way as you did on entering in the wrestling business. Pretty impressive but nobody can be as impressive as me in the ring, and I indeed approve of cocky guys so I have to take notice of you. I'm also interested in facing you in the ring too. I feel that me and you should be the last men left in the ring, before I end up throwing you out.
Die Hard Wrestling. Again another unoriginal name only from a company this time. Did the owner of the company steal the name from the Die Hard movies? It's just pathetic on his or her part to call it that, but of course the brainwashed Dumpfbacke Americans are always unoriginal with Scheisse, with names they come up with."
Stefan was swinging on the ropes having fun.
Stefan Sully: "This a lot of fun. I could do this all day."
Nick Riley: "I bet you could, but it's now time to climb up these ropes and when we get up there. You have to jump to the other side, so you can fight against a bird you must have to take you around Pandora."
Stefan Sully: "That's awesome. I can't wait to get my own bird to ride on."
So both Nick and Stefan climbed up the ropes to go up to a platform to jump to the other side. Both of them got to the top only that Stefan didn't want to jump.
Stefan Sully: "God damn what a big gap to jump over. I don't know if I can do it."
Nick Riley: "What do you mean you can't? I have faith in you to jump this gap. Watch how I jump."
Nick jumped over the gap and waits for Stefan to jump, as he rans and successfully jumps to the platform with Nick applauding him, as they go up to the birds with Stefan waiting for one to attack him.
"I'm just going to talk about two more people that are worth talking about, and one of them is Krystal Diamond who you can almost put in the same league as Catherine Jewel there, sharing the same sort of name coming from a jewellery shop, although I see something different with you Krystal. Different attitude on the wrestling business, compared to other women I've seen in the past, where majority of them are sluts and are more interested on being models than being bad asses, doing what they have to do in the ring kicking ass.
I have faced plenty of female wrestlers before in the wrestling business that are tough, but I don't think you are especially as I said earlier. Women aren't that tough when it comes to wrestling in these types of matches, that they barely last long in the ring. That's all I have to talk about with you for now."
Suddenly, the bird approached Stefan and he wrestled to make the hair bond with the bird, which he was struggling with.
Stefan Sully: "God damn bird, you piece of Scheisse. Get down on the ground."
Stefan tied a rope around the bird's beak, as he tried to get it in an STF move to knock the bird out.
"One last person that's worth talking about that seems to be the only guy, that actually is going to represent more than one wrestling company, and that's Terrell Taylor. Well done for showing your colours to more than one company you wrestle in, unlike the other idiots in the match being afraid of backstabbing their own company in the back. As you heard me say earlier that I'm purely in it to represent and promote WEW, rather than the piece of APW trash that Jeff forced me to put on the application.
But the question is which company are you actually representing SCW or ORC? I'm already known in both of the companies I'm in, but which one are you a top star in? I admit I'm not wrestling in WEW at the moment, but I will be the end of this year because they've been great to me, and I've had a few matches in the company, but not as a full time wrestler.
I'm proud of being apart of WEW, more than I am with APW because from day one. I've been treated like Abschaum in the place, giving me no title shots for seven god damn months and it's pissing me off, and at least WEW would give me that chance a lot sooner. You're another guy I don't want to throw out of the ring at all. I'll keep you in the ring for a while, if I don't end up throwing you out which I most likely will, unless someone gets there first."
Stefan was finished talking about his opponents, but he hasn't said much about the battle royal match as he was still fighting the bird down, getting closer on making the bond with it.
Now I'm finished talking about all of you American and two British sticht in this match, and I'll just talk about what I plan to do although I've done that already, but just reminding you all on what you are about to see is a pissed off German guy, that's going to end up throwing all of your asses out of the ring come tomorrow night, because I'm going to be the last person standing in the ring going straight through to the next round of the T Act Cup tournament. You all are going to be prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze, when I throw everyone the fuck out of the ring like this bird is about to be Raabinated, when I've completed my Navi training.
Stefan got the bird restless as he made the bond with the bird and he tells it to fly straight, getting comfortable sitting on the bird, as he flies with Nick and other Navi's joining with Stefan cheering him, flying back to hometree to get proper sleep in Pandora.
After doing a lot of training at the StarrDome Wrestling Academy. Alakai Burke who is the owner of World Elite Wrestling, pulled Stefan aside as he takes him into his office, and they sit down to have a chat about the tournament on Saturday.
Alakai Burke: "Thank you for coming by on such short notice."
Stefan Raab: "The pleasure is all mine."
Alakai Burke: "I wanted you here in the StarrDome today, because I want to chat about the inter fed tournaments you're doing for WEW company."
Stefan Raab: "I know what you are thinking about on this being a silly idea that I planned, but I got to do this to gain the respect from all the wrestlers in WEW."
Alakai Burke: "Yeah which is slowly getting there, but I don't want this huge job you took on board to fail, especially you know how badly the WEW/IWF thing went down."
Stefan Raab: "I realized that Alakai which I understand completely, but this is something I must do for myself, on being remembered by doing these things for your company. Trust me you have a lot of my respect running WEW with a lot of talented wrestlers. There's a question on your mind isn't there?"
Alakai was very curious about what Stefan would say to the question he has for him.
Alakai Burke: "Yes there is and what I wanted to ask you, is if you're sure you want to do this for my company?"
Stefan smiled at Alakai as he knows that President Jeff is not going to like this at all, but he had to do what's right as Stefan begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: "Of course I'm sure of wanting to do this, as you've done a lot for me during my year I've been in the company, and I couldn't be more prouder than I am on being apart of World Elite Wrestling roster. I really can't wait to make my début the end of this year."
Alakai Burke: "I'm really proud that you want to take this full step forward, promoting and representing my company to the other wrestlers around the world."
Stefan Raab: "I want to help you get World Elite Wrestling noticed all over the world as that's why I put myself in the T-Act Cup tournament."
Alakai Burke: "I got to admit when you first came into WEW, I didn't like you at all because I thought you had a arrogant attitude, but now you changed a lot and you really are giving something back to the company. You have all of my respect, and I thank you for doing this from me and the WEW roster. You go out there and do me proud even if you lose, the end of the day Stefan, you always have a place in the company if you decide to wrestle for World Elite Wrestling, earlier than the end of this year."
Stefan Raab: "Losing isn't apart of my plan Alakai. A deal is a deal that I'm taking part in every single tournament, I find all over the world."
Alakai Burke: "We can shake on that and good luck for Saturday."
Stefan Raab: "Thank you very much."
Both Stefan and Alakai shake hands towards each other before Stefan goes home for the day, as he had another boss meeting tomorrow in Canada.
Talking and arguing with the Action Packed Wrestling owner President Jeff. New Brunswick, Canada. Tuesday 14th May.
Jeff clearly wasn't very happy with Stefan at all, as he found out he signed his name to represent another company in the T Act Cup tournament. Unlike the meeting Stefan had with Alakai yesterday, he's a completely different guy when it came to Action Packed Wrestling, as Jeff looks straight at Stefan's eyes.
President Jeff: "What in the blue hell are you thinking?"
Stefan Raab: "I don't have the slightest clue what your talking about."
President Jeff: "You and representing World Elite Wrestling crap I found out when you signed to enter in the T Act Cup tournament. How dear you, doing something like that behind my back."
Stefan laughed as pissing Jeff off was what he has been doing since October and wasn't going to stop doing so as he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: "Oh you are too easy to piss off Jeff like I give a flying fuck about what you say about this, because I'm doing what's right and that's to represent a true company, which isn't APW."
President Jeff: "WEW being a true company my ass. You know damn well that I made you became the star you are, and I would've thought after our match at Rasslemania, you would give respect to me and everyone else in the APW locker room, but no you still end up being a complete asshole you really are."
Stefan smiled at what Jeff said as that's exactly what he is and he didn't care as he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: "I wouldn't change for anybody, especially not for you because I don't listen to your fake ass rules. You forced me to put APW down on the application for this tournament, so be lucky I did put your company on the form. Just because I did, it doesn't mean I'm kissing your ass though."
Jeff's annoyed as it wasn't the first time Stefan stabbed Jeff in the back, as he represented WEW in Survive and Conquer Battle Royal as well.
President Jeff: "I forced you because you wrestle in APW and I made sure that if you didn't put our company name on the form, then you would be illegible to take part in the tournament."
Stefan Raab: "Oh really? I would've easily put down WEW and get in the tournament anyway. Hell you got CJ Gates and Buckson Gooch representing and kissing your ass anyway. I'm not representing you, I'm representing WEW."
President Jeff: "You evil son of a bitch Stefan. Do you know something? With the amount of wins and losses you got in APW, I never thought I say this but you are the biggest joke to ever walk in the company."
Stefan of course didn't approve of that message as he got pissed now throwing his chair away and looked straight into Jeff's eyes.
Stefan Raab:" I'm the biggest joke in APW? That's funny because you seem to forget I defeated your ass at Rasslemania, and it's a joke you only wrestle once a year. You know what? I'm getting out of here because I'm done dealing with your pathetic ass."
President Jeff: "As so am I as I pray to god you will get eliminated from the battle royal first. I'll just enjoy, watching your ass get kicked by everyone in the battle royal, and watching your ass get thrown the F out of the ring."
Stefan leaves Jeff's office, pretending that he didn't hear any of that crap he heard from his boss, on him wanting Stefan eliminated first from the rumble, as he heads on towards getting his flight towards New York City, to take on the eighteen best wrestlers in the world on Saturday.
Pandora land. New York City, New York. Friday 17th May.
The scene started out in the jungle where Stefan Sully was getting trained on being a Navi. A certain girl known as Neytiri was going to help Stefan end up being one of them, but so far he was failing in his training to become one, and they ended up arguing about it as Stefan ended up being all alone in the jungle, dressed in a blue costume. He had a toy bow and arrows only as weapons.
"Here we are in New York City where nineteen of the best male and female wrestlers, coming from all over the world competing in the tournament, to win a special trophy to take back to their own company. Sounds like a really good idea to have something like this set up. You see I'm in Pandora today, because there's a lot of animals are hidden in here, just like you wrestlers have talent that not many people know about.
You see some people are in the tournament to prove themselves as the best wrestlers in the world, and some to represent a certain fed. I class myself going under all of those, but I'm only doing this for one company that have treated me right since day one, World Elite Wrestling but thanks to President Jerk off. I got forced to represent Action Packed Wrestling as well, otherwise I would've been illegible to enter in the tournament, which is an asshole move from him, but he's got CJ Gates and Buckson Gooch representing for him.
If people think I'm on the APW list, then you are surely mistaken because I hate wrestling for APW, which CJ and Buckson know about. Hell I'm the only guy from the Asylum brand, that actually had the balls to take part in this interfed tournament, while the other two came from Overdrive, even though I give two Scheisse about them being in this, because I don't plan to work with those two idiots in the rumble since it's every person for themselves in the rumble."
He walked very slowly to see if any strange animals jumped at him, and so far there wasn't any, and he already learned how to use the bow and arrow properly to make himself strong, to actually hit things successfully, as he rubbed his chin for a bit.
"Anyway let's talk about some of the opponents in this match, even though I started with CJ Gates and Buckson Gooch who are nothing more than a bunch of ass kissers, getting handed every single title shot in APW without earning anything towards them, other than Küssen Präsident Jeff Arsch. Although I give credit to both of them, willing to do this thing, especially your upcoming title shots the next day after the tournament, which are bigger matches than my one with Reginald Schmidt for control of Asylum, but CJ and Buckson are doing this for APW while I'm doing this for WEW, because that's where I was born as a wrestler and where my career started."
Stefan stopped as he thought he was going to get attacked by a large rhino, but it walked away.
"I'm now moving on towards guys that are in a company called Shoot, which has been around for quite a while now, and it seems to have the most wrestlers coming from that company. Names like Jester Smiles, Mephisto, El Asso Wipo and Valentine Lionheart. Seems like that company can get a lot of people noticed, but did they really need to send out four wrestlers, in one tournament? Come on, that's a little unfair on other people who wanted to take part in the tournament.
Who an earth would call themselves El Asso Wipo? Do you enjoy wiping your ass to your owner or something? With a name like that, straight away I already know who I'm throwing out of the ring first, and you better stay the hell out of my way, you sick freak.
Mephisto sounds like a comic super villain character from Spider man, who we all know you are just a normal wrestler that pretends you are a super villain, when you are just like that El Asso Wipo guy, being pathetic as you are.
Now we got another super villain from Batman only this time, being called Jester Smiles. From what I've heard, you seem to pride around like you are a complete joke. You and Mephisto are stupid to come up with super hero names, not being creative at all since we all know you both nearly stole them from comic books. Go and find yourselves a sense of creativity for cry out loud.
I haven't forgotten about you Valentine Lionheart which isn't creative either, since there's a whole bunch of valentines running around if it's their first or last names, but I do like your last name Lionheart, since I consider myself a big angry lion, destroying people non stop and I'm a noisy guy that bad mouths everyone twenty-four seven in APW. I'm done here talking about wrestlers from the Shoot company that are in the rumble match tomorrow night."
Stefan suddenly ran towards an evil black tiger, trying to attack but Stefan fought him off.
Stefan Sully: "Son of a bitch trying to catch me off guard like that."
Then the black tiger got Stefan trapped in a tree bush and kicked the tiger off from him using his toy arrow to shoot the tiger and he got him on his back as he removed the arrow from the animal and left it lying there continuing to run really fast.
"Now I move to the PWA guys and girls I should say considering one of those competitors is a female, but unlike Shoot. PWA isn't very well-known to people, well if it is then it's the first time I've heard of the place, but anyway let's take a look of the three people who are in the battle royal.
Oh a midget is in this match known as Fizz? Are you ficken serious with this guy, having any chance of winning the match? Please be real here that midget's don't belong in the wrestling world, especially from what I hear being sex pervert, pretending that you are a bad ass? Listen sex perverts don't belong wrestling, and nor do stupid gimmicky midget's belong in this match. Although I have to admire your courage to wrestle against wrestlers bigger than you in the rumble, but I really can't see you even lasting in the match, let alone winning the rumble. How I love to see how much of a bad ass you are, when I end up throwing you over the top rope.
Are you a fan of jewellery or something Catherine Jewel, or is it bejewelled game you like to play? Either way it makes you look silly to have a name like that, although some female wrestlers are very tough in the ring and you could prove me wrong, but highly unlikely it'll happen, considering most women wouldn't even last in the ring, with male wrestlers. Hell the only wrestler you be able to throw out of the ring is that Fizz guy.
How much more originality can people get, especially when someone named themselves after a famous band called X static? Well it's almost like being named after a band, but instead you decide to see yourself as a genius and psychotic. Funny thing is I have personality disorders as well, but I won't let that stop me from throwing you out of the ring because I'm more angry than people have seen before."
Stefan got approached by another Navi, who wanted to hang around with Stefan for a bit, even though Sully wasn't really a fan of being friends with other people, but he did anyway as they ran all the way to home tree, where Stefan looked up at it.
Stefan Sully: "This tree is amazing don't you think?"
Unnamed Navi: "It certainly is and it's where we have our meetings held at, along with the baby Navi's being born here everyday, and we have meals here together to get together, talking about different things happening in Pandora."
Stefan Sully: "It's a nice and relaxing place too. Let me lie down for a bit."
Unnamed Navi: "We can do that."
Stefan went to lie in the leaf bed for a while, as he closes his eyes, talking about the wrestlers in the next company he came across.
"I can't say I've heard of MPW either, but they sound like they aren't even worth talking about, but a lot of their wrestlers are in this match. Let me talk about these swines.
Another name almost related to a singer known as Johnny Clash. Let me see what I remember on this rock and roll singer lookalike I found out on the website. Ah you are a lot like me in APW where you are arrogant, and being an asshole to everyone. That's a true wrestler attitude right there that all wrestlers should be, other than trying to be friends to everyone on the roster. Only that I'm more of an asshole than you, since I disrespect everyone on the APW roster, and I pretty much doubt you even do that with the MPW wrestlers.
Then we got the comic hero known as Roxi Johnson. Oh wait this person is female? God damn you don't see any of them in the wrestling business these days. Very creative indeed, but sometimes Superhero's come to a crushing blow, ending up being defeated by super villains, on throwing you out of the ring and also being a female wrestler, always have a disadvantage in these sorts of matches, because I've never known any female wrestlers win any rumble matches I've taken part of, since I've been wrestling.
I almost forgot about Trey Baxter, being in this match. Wow and it's no wonder seeing how you and Johnny Clash are almost alike, but I feel Johnny is more talented than you though, but cocky asshole wrestlers are on top of my list of being awesome guys, showing the world there's no room for respecting other wrestlers. You might be a cocky asshole, but in my view you aren't better than me, not even close. That's about it for the MPW side of things."
Stefan was talking while he was resting his eyes, taking a nice rest from running around Pandora with another Navi keeping him company, as he continues to rest his eyes.
"WWO company seems to be next, with two wrestlers to talk about. Seems to have a pretty decent amount of wrestlers over there, but the competition is nowhere near World Elite Wrestling level.
Wow that's quite an unique name and I like it, Hunter Maverick. Quiet guys can actually be quite dangerous in the ring, and a threat to people in the match. I admit that you are a threat to me, because you never know what a quiet person does in the ring. The only problem with quiet guys is that they end up being Arschkriecher, when they get along with wrestling bosses so I might have to intimate you, so I can see you get pissed off showing me what you are made of because I can see you going quite far in the business, only that I will throw your silly ass out of the ring before you can do damage on your opponents.
Matt Reece doesn't sound that impressive at all, not like Hunter anyway. So you are one of those billionaire guys are you? Guess what Matt? I make more money than you everyday, because I'm already a big star everywhere I go. People have heard of me, but you? You're only known in WWO, so what good does it make when you don't make hardly any money like I do. If we both last in the ring, then I already have my eyes set on who I want to face, and that's you. I'll show you what being a billionaire person does for a living, and it's more than just wrestling as well."
Stefan opened his eyes smiling with the things he's already said to some of his opponents in the match, as he got down from the leaf and ran towards the playground to go on the swings, like he was a child all over again, as the Navi that followed Stefan earlier caught up with him with Stefan getting off the swings to look at the Navi.
Unnamed Navi: "What the hell are you talking about with all of these names you mentioned, and that you are going to beat up?"
Stefan Sully: "You never heard of me? I'm a wrestler and all of the people you heard me talk about are in this big tournament, that's happening tomorrow night in New York City. May I ask what your name is?"
Unnamed Navi: "I'm Nick Riley, one of the experienced Navi's around here. So you wrestle? Wow I've never seen a Navi that actually wrestles before. We usually play around with wrestling, but never seen anyone attempt to wrestle professionally in Pandora."
Stefan Sully: "Meet your first one right here."
Nick Riley: "That's awesome. Let me become your friend Stefan, and I'll show you how to be one of us, even though Neytiri is training you at the moment but she seems to have given up on you."
Stefan Sully: "She seemed like a useless trainer anyway. I wanted to experience how to become one on my own, but I can always use other people to help me."
Nick Riley: "Let's go and swing on those string ropes. You don't need that bow and arrows to protect yourself. You use your voice to stand your ground against animals. I suggest you leave them here and go over to where the ropes are."
Stefan Sully: "That's fine with me."
Stefan dropped his bow and arrows and followed Nick, as they ran towards the ropes to swing on them.
"This has been fun here so far, but I get back to business on talking about the next person Caleb White. I think for some reason I've heard of you from somewhere before not really sure, but the name rings a bell to me. Anyway from what I've heard you are a very talented guy that has done a lot for the wrestling business, but that doesn't mean I respect you because I don't give respect to anyone. I destroy people's respect to other wrestlers, since it makes me happy when I do.
A former MMA fighter in the wrestling business? You remind me of my cousin Jake Raab, who came in the same way as you did on entering in the wrestling business. Pretty impressive but nobody can be as impressive as me in the ring, and I indeed approve of cocky guys so I have to take notice of you. I'm also interested in facing you in the ring too. I feel that me and you should be the last men left in the ring, before I end up throwing you out.
Die Hard Wrestling. Again another unoriginal name only from a company this time. Did the owner of the company steal the name from the Die Hard movies? It's just pathetic on his or her part to call it that, but of course the brainwashed Dumpfbacke Americans are always unoriginal with Scheisse, with names they come up with."
Stefan was swinging on the ropes having fun.
Stefan Sully: "This a lot of fun. I could do this all day."
Nick Riley: "I bet you could, but it's now time to climb up these ropes and when we get up there. You have to jump to the other side, so you can fight against a bird you must have to take you around Pandora."
Stefan Sully: "That's awesome. I can't wait to get my own bird to ride on."
So both Nick and Stefan climbed up the ropes to go up to a platform to jump to the other side. Both of them got to the top only that Stefan didn't want to jump.
Stefan Sully: "God damn what a big gap to jump over. I don't know if I can do it."
Nick Riley: "What do you mean you can't? I have faith in you to jump this gap. Watch how I jump."
Nick jumped over the gap and waits for Stefan to jump, as he rans and successfully jumps to the platform with Nick applauding him, as they go up to the birds with Stefan waiting for one to attack him.
"I'm just going to talk about two more people that are worth talking about, and one of them is Krystal Diamond who you can almost put in the same league as Catherine Jewel there, sharing the same sort of name coming from a jewellery shop, although I see something different with you Krystal. Different attitude on the wrestling business, compared to other women I've seen in the past, where majority of them are sluts and are more interested on being models than being bad asses, doing what they have to do in the ring kicking ass.
I have faced plenty of female wrestlers before in the wrestling business that are tough, but I don't think you are especially as I said earlier. Women aren't that tough when it comes to wrestling in these types of matches, that they barely last long in the ring. That's all I have to talk about with you for now."
Suddenly, the bird approached Stefan and he wrestled to make the hair bond with the bird, which he was struggling with.
Stefan Sully: "God damn bird, you piece of Scheisse. Get down on the ground."
Stefan tied a rope around the bird's beak, as he tried to get it in an STF move to knock the bird out.
"One last person that's worth talking about that seems to be the only guy, that actually is going to represent more than one wrestling company, and that's Terrell Taylor. Well done for showing your colours to more than one company you wrestle in, unlike the other idiots in the match being afraid of backstabbing their own company in the back. As you heard me say earlier that I'm purely in it to represent and promote WEW, rather than the piece of APW trash that Jeff forced me to put on the application.
But the question is which company are you actually representing SCW or ORC? I'm already known in both of the companies I'm in, but which one are you a top star in? I admit I'm not wrestling in WEW at the moment, but I will be the end of this year because they've been great to me, and I've had a few matches in the company, but not as a full time wrestler.
I'm proud of being apart of WEW, more than I am with APW because from day one. I've been treated like Abschaum in the place, giving me no title shots for seven god damn months and it's pissing me off, and at least WEW would give me that chance a lot sooner. You're another guy I don't want to throw out of the ring at all. I'll keep you in the ring for a while, if I don't end up throwing you out which I most likely will, unless someone gets there first."
Stefan was finished talking about his opponents, but he hasn't said much about the battle royal match as he was still fighting the bird down, getting closer on making the bond with it.
Now I'm finished talking about all of you American and two British sticht in this match, and I'll just talk about what I plan to do although I've done that already, but just reminding you all on what you are about to see is a pissed off German guy, that's going to end up throwing all of your asses out of the ring come tomorrow night, because I'm going to be the last person standing in the ring going straight through to the next round of the T Act Cup tournament. You all are going to be prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze, when I throw everyone the fuck out of the ring like this bird is about to be Raabinated, when I've completed my Navi training.
Stefan got the bird restless as he made the bond with the bird and he tells it to fly straight, getting comfortable sitting on the bird, as he flies with Nick and other Navi's joining with Stefan cheering him, flying back to hometree to get proper sleep in Pandora.