Post by Konrad Raab on May 26, 2013 2:27:02 GMT
The billionaire Stefan. London, England. Sunday 26th May.
Stefan stands outside the stadium with money in hand beginning to speak with police officers surrounding him making sure he doesn't pull a runner.
"Oh look at that on me being careful what I wish for does work after all since I did clearly want to face you in a match in my last trash talk I did before the Battle Royal match a while ago. Oh how things have changed for me last week as I ended up getting myself in prison for what I did recently on damaging my own and a next door neighbors property along with attacking fans on APW's Asylum show it was once called until I defeated Reginald Schmidt at the Mayhem PPV which it's been changed to Sunday Night Raab-A-Mania.
I bet you never been in a situation where you've had your own show have you now Matt Reece? I may have been in prison for a week and three days but it doesn't mean I haven't been studying all about you thanks to my agent who dig up every single piece of information he can find about you."
Stefan said some things about Matt already but now he knows exactly what he says as he continues to speak about the match.
"So I found out that you are a WWO World Champion. Around of applause for achieving something in your life and you might be a talented wrestler but that title you hold in WWO means absolutely fuckall to this tournament. You brag like it's the best thing you've done. I'm already ahead of you pal and I have been in the wrestling business for a year.
I've held five heavyweight titles at the same time in a different company and one Global title in my old wrestling school which has now closed down but I won't go on about it because that Scheiße is irrelevant to this match just like WWO is an irrelevant company that barely people have heard of unlike both companies I'm in you see although I'm only representing WEW in this case but at least people know who APW are.
WWO on the other hand seems like an Indy company full of handing people title shots just like APW without earning shit for them while in WEW company that's exactly where they are different because they make each one of their wrestlers earn everything for title shots working hard towards them not general managers saying you got a shot for a title against this person which happens far too much in wrestling today making me feel sick.
I've heard a lot about your general manager being a complete fucking troll on twitter. One WEW star has had issues with her and she isn't a good GM at all although I give her credit on sticking up for herself compared to Jeff who is a pussy to do that but what my agent gave me notes about on her tweets. She can't even type tweets in English words let alone anything else."
Stefan gets more money out of his pocket seeing to him it was a billionaires match as he continued to speak.
"Alright I move to the other things I've studied about you and that's your so-called billionaire status you claim to call yourself. The funny thing is that you don't seem like the guy that would make a lot of money at all. More like being a homeless person since nobody has even heard of your ass while I'm known all over Europe for my success in the entertainment business years ago.
I'm not impressed at all especially with your boring ass trash talk that really did send me to sleep because it's unoriginal as fuck doing what every wrestler does to show off on camera holding their titles like they are the best when actually you're just the best wrestler in WWO but I think I talked about that enough.
You're nothing more than a people's pleaser trying to get the fans to adore you like you are some sort of hero when actually they don't give a monkey's crap about you. They just there to watch people wrestle not to gain your pathetic support we all know you don't deserve.
I hear from my agent on twitter as of late that you are more worried about your opponent in WWO rather than me which is fine because all I've been thinking about in prison is you only not worrying about my next opponent in APW."
Stefan smirked not giving a fuck about Matt Reece at all as he's holding the money up to his face.
"This is how much I make Matt billions of euros every single day because I achieved a lot of things in my career on even having my own shows and even owning my company called Raab TV. You see there's a reason why I have TV Total logos written all over my wrestling trousers. It's because I created that show which ends up being another one of my projects.
Schlag Den Raab is another show that's big in Germany along with the sports events I ran every year like Stock Car Racing, Turmspringen which is diving for you clueless worthless Americans and Wok which is like bob-sleigh but you go down the ice sitting in a cooking wok. Everything TV wise I created and done while you just pretend you're a rich guy that's only known in wrestling while I'm known in other things especially here in England.
Eurovision Song Contest comes to my mind a lot when I indeed sang in Birmingham years ago in the NEC arena which is almost the same arena to the one in the background. Another thing that makes me more of a billionaire than you is the amount of music I made as well before I became a wrestler. I had a lot of number one songs that went straight into the German charts on the top while you most likely wasn't even born when I made myself famous.
You are way behind of the success I've done around the celebrity business and now you seem like you want to copy on what I've done? You sad pathetic man especially when you actually care for the fans that much. I don't care if they are behind me or not because beating you're ass in the middle of that ring is exactly what I plan to do along with moving on towards the next round of the tournament to face whoever is next for me to beat up in the ring."
Stefan had a whole a lot of things to say as the police rally round Raab because they saw that he had a lighter to burn the money and without them doing anything. He lights the touch and watches the money in flames.
"You see that's how much money you earn compared to me since you're nowhere near my league in terms of making money side of things. That's the problem with you delusional Americans is that you all think you are richer than all the other countries combined when it's far from the truth. This is why I hate you Americans so much and it clearly doesn't help that the British scum pretend to become the next America as well.
There's simply no comparison to UK and America any more pretending they own shit on making money when you countries don't do anything to help the world with charity stuff. I admit that I don't help anybody but that's purely because I don't give a shit about other people. Only care about myself since it's the way to go about things today.
All this burnt money has turned into burned paper because that's how boring you are. You don't make shit other than to kiss ass to nearly everyone in and outside of wrestling which is a disgrace. That's typical for you to pretend you have a wonderful life when actually you don't.
I hate you and everyone in this tournament for being unoriginal as fuck but that's OK because I don't make friends with people in the wrestling business. I make people hate me for who I am not giving a fick about the fans booing me when I want them to boo me for our match we're having. You can continue to go and lick on your GM's pussy because I will be breaking everything in your body to make sure that simply you don't even get up and go through to the next round of the T Act Cup. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze."
A few hours later.
Stefan's back in prison and he's thinking a lot about the match he's got against Matt Reece tomorrow. He wrote Matt's name and Stefan's next APW opponent down on the wall. He drew Matt's face on the wall putting some blood and scars on his face and starts to think on what he's just done on the wall.
This is what I want to see when I'm done with the prick tomorrow night. A busted wide open fake billionaire with his face filled up with scars and bruises covered all over him. He's a pathetic little swine that tried to make the sick children in hospital better when telling them stories won't solve anything to cure their illness. He's really sad to read three little pigs to the children.
Stefan had a grin on his face when he marked a big cross on Matt's face to know that he's Stefan's next victim.
I'm simply going to knock Matt the fuck out of the ring for me to pin the bitch for a three count making him scream in pain showing him there's no room for happiness in the world. The hell will get risen from the German monster that's unstoppable doing everything it takes to win the match along with the Cup I will bring back to WEW company.
He the scribbled on the wall and then he went off to sleep inside of a cell because it was late at night and to get some rest for wrestling at Wembley the next day.
Stefan stands outside the stadium with money in hand beginning to speak with police officers surrounding him making sure he doesn't pull a runner.
"Oh look at that on me being careful what I wish for does work after all since I did clearly want to face you in a match in my last trash talk I did before the Battle Royal match a while ago. Oh how things have changed for me last week as I ended up getting myself in prison for what I did recently on damaging my own and a next door neighbors property along with attacking fans on APW's Asylum show it was once called until I defeated Reginald Schmidt at the Mayhem PPV which it's been changed to Sunday Night Raab-A-Mania.
I bet you never been in a situation where you've had your own show have you now Matt Reece? I may have been in prison for a week and three days but it doesn't mean I haven't been studying all about you thanks to my agent who dig up every single piece of information he can find about you."
Stefan said some things about Matt already but now he knows exactly what he says as he continues to speak about the match.
"So I found out that you are a WWO World Champion. Around of applause for achieving something in your life and you might be a talented wrestler but that title you hold in WWO means absolutely fuckall to this tournament. You brag like it's the best thing you've done. I'm already ahead of you pal and I have been in the wrestling business for a year.
I've held five heavyweight titles at the same time in a different company and one Global title in my old wrestling school which has now closed down but I won't go on about it because that Scheiße is irrelevant to this match just like WWO is an irrelevant company that barely people have heard of unlike both companies I'm in you see although I'm only representing WEW in this case but at least people know who APW are.
WWO on the other hand seems like an Indy company full of handing people title shots just like APW without earning shit for them while in WEW company that's exactly where they are different because they make each one of their wrestlers earn everything for title shots working hard towards them not general managers saying you got a shot for a title against this person which happens far too much in wrestling today making me feel sick.
I've heard a lot about your general manager being a complete fucking troll on twitter. One WEW star has had issues with her and she isn't a good GM at all although I give her credit on sticking up for herself compared to Jeff who is a pussy to do that but what my agent gave me notes about on her tweets. She can't even type tweets in English words let alone anything else."
Stefan gets more money out of his pocket seeing to him it was a billionaires match as he continued to speak.
"Alright I move to the other things I've studied about you and that's your so-called billionaire status you claim to call yourself. The funny thing is that you don't seem like the guy that would make a lot of money at all. More like being a homeless person since nobody has even heard of your ass while I'm known all over Europe for my success in the entertainment business years ago.
I'm not impressed at all especially with your boring ass trash talk that really did send me to sleep because it's unoriginal as fuck doing what every wrestler does to show off on camera holding their titles like they are the best when actually you're just the best wrestler in WWO but I think I talked about that enough.
You're nothing more than a people's pleaser trying to get the fans to adore you like you are some sort of hero when actually they don't give a monkey's crap about you. They just there to watch people wrestle not to gain your pathetic support we all know you don't deserve.
I hear from my agent on twitter as of late that you are more worried about your opponent in WWO rather than me which is fine because all I've been thinking about in prison is you only not worrying about my next opponent in APW."
Stefan smirked not giving a fuck about Matt Reece at all as he's holding the money up to his face.
"This is how much I make Matt billions of euros every single day because I achieved a lot of things in my career on even having my own shows and even owning my company called Raab TV. You see there's a reason why I have TV Total logos written all over my wrestling trousers. It's because I created that show which ends up being another one of my projects.
Schlag Den Raab is another show that's big in Germany along with the sports events I ran every year like Stock Car Racing, Turmspringen which is diving for you clueless worthless Americans and Wok which is like bob-sleigh but you go down the ice sitting in a cooking wok. Everything TV wise I created and done while you just pretend you're a rich guy that's only known in wrestling while I'm known in other things especially here in England.
Eurovision Song Contest comes to my mind a lot when I indeed sang in Birmingham years ago in the NEC arena which is almost the same arena to the one in the background. Another thing that makes me more of a billionaire than you is the amount of music I made as well before I became a wrestler. I had a lot of number one songs that went straight into the German charts on the top while you most likely wasn't even born when I made myself famous.
You are way behind of the success I've done around the celebrity business and now you seem like you want to copy on what I've done? You sad pathetic man especially when you actually care for the fans that much. I don't care if they are behind me or not because beating you're ass in the middle of that ring is exactly what I plan to do along with moving on towards the next round of the tournament to face whoever is next for me to beat up in the ring."
Stefan had a whole a lot of things to say as the police rally round Raab because they saw that he had a lighter to burn the money and without them doing anything. He lights the touch and watches the money in flames.
"You see that's how much money you earn compared to me since you're nowhere near my league in terms of making money side of things. That's the problem with you delusional Americans is that you all think you are richer than all the other countries combined when it's far from the truth. This is why I hate you Americans so much and it clearly doesn't help that the British scum pretend to become the next America as well.
There's simply no comparison to UK and America any more pretending they own shit on making money when you countries don't do anything to help the world with charity stuff. I admit that I don't help anybody but that's purely because I don't give a shit about other people. Only care about myself since it's the way to go about things today.
All this burnt money has turned into burned paper because that's how boring you are. You don't make shit other than to kiss ass to nearly everyone in and outside of wrestling which is a disgrace. That's typical for you to pretend you have a wonderful life when actually you don't.
I hate you and everyone in this tournament for being unoriginal as fuck but that's OK because I don't make friends with people in the wrestling business. I make people hate me for who I am not giving a fick about the fans booing me when I want them to boo me for our match we're having. You can continue to go and lick on your GM's pussy because I will be breaking everything in your body to make sure that simply you don't even get up and go through to the next round of the T Act Cup. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze."
A few hours later.
Stefan's back in prison and he's thinking a lot about the match he's got against Matt Reece tomorrow. He wrote Matt's name and Stefan's next APW opponent down on the wall. He drew Matt's face on the wall putting some blood and scars on his face and starts to think on what he's just done on the wall.
This is what I want to see when I'm done with the prick tomorrow night. A busted wide open fake billionaire with his face filled up with scars and bruises covered all over him. He's a pathetic little swine that tried to make the sick children in hospital better when telling them stories won't solve anything to cure their illness. He's really sad to read three little pigs to the children.
Stefan had a grin on his face when he marked a big cross on Matt's face to know that he's Stefan's next victim.
I'm simply going to knock Matt the fuck out of the ring for me to pin the bitch for a three count making him scream in pain showing him there's no room for happiness in the world. The hell will get risen from the German monster that's unstoppable doing everything it takes to win the match along with the Cup I will bring back to WEW company.
He the scribbled on the wall and then he went off to sleep inside of a cell because it was late at night and to get some rest for wrestling at Wembley the next day.