Post by Konrad Raab on Jul 2, 2013 15:11:04 GMT
A talking cuddly rabbit. Galveston, Texas. Tuesday 2nd July.
No one thought that a match between Stefan and Hunter would ever happen because they are in different wrestling companies. He was Texas in the middle of a desert with a white costumed rabbit that a police officer was dressed in as he begins to speak.
Cuddly Rabbit: What in the world am I dressed like a rabbit for?
Stefan Raab: Let's just say this wrestler I'm facing Hunter Maverick is a very quiet wrestler.
Cuddly Rabbit: Can you even get quiet wrestlers these days?
Stefan Raab: Sounds like we can since this guy is. Quiet wrestlers are the most boring people to meet in the ring.
Cuddly Rabbit: Sounds like he's scared of women.
Stefan Raab: Maybe it's because he has no idea how to talk to one which is just stupid.
Cuddly Rabbit: It is stupid to fear women. Anyway I'll let you talk about your opponent for the match this week.
The Rabbit stopped talking as it was time for Stefan to get down to business on talking about the match up as they were walking in the desert.
"So here we are Hunter with me and you facing against each other one on one in the T-Act Cup for the third placed wrestler in the tournament. Nobody would have thought that we get the chance to face each other.
Do you know why we are? I got in contact with Alex Black asking him if I could face you in a match and he said yes because otherwise it would've been a one wrestling match show and plus I've always wanted to face you and do you know why? Because of how quiet you are and to me that makes you a very dangerous guy. I give you credit about how extremely talented you are and you just get down to the job of wrestling rather than running your mouth like I do all the time.
I never keep my mouth shut about anything especially with how disrespectful I am to that asshole President Jeff and Reginald Schmidt too lately. I know I shouldn't say bad things about them but I don't give a fick because they deserve the treatment they've been giving me all the time. I honestly had you on top of my list of opponents I wanted to face in the tournament because you are that talented but I had Matt Reece, Mephisto and CJ Gates instead.
It honestly pissed me off that I didn't get the chance to face you so I had to do something about it and boom Raab/Maverick match is on before the Gates/Miranda match took place. If it wasn't for me then you would have never got the chance to face me Hunter. I don't usually demand for matches like this but I honestly can't help myself that I have to respect you for what you've done in wrestling."
Stefan had a little think to himself for a minute and he told the talking rabbit to walk away from Raab for a while as he drinks a bottle of water crouching down on the sand with his hands on his head covering up his face.
"Why the hell did I say I respect Hunter Maverick for? It's bad enough I was forced to give respect to Terry Marvin and now this guy? I have no idea what's going on with me lately but maybe prison has made me change my ways of thinking to respect nearly everyone. I want to be myself and be the nasty bastard I once was, giving nobody respect at all, not being a weak little bitch that I am. Snap out of it Stefan and get back to doing your own shit."
The Rabbit came back and asks Stefan a question.
Cuddly Rabbit: Are you alright?
Stefan Raab: I am now. I felt a little off that I needed to think things through, more with the last thing I said.
Cuddly Rabbit: I understand man. Just go and say whatever the hell you like.
Stefan then continues to speak.
"Anyway let's get back to where I was. It's clear as say that you don't seem to be all that interested in facing me Hunter throughout the times that I said before the battle royal about wanting you in the ring. Of course you Brits are almost like the Americans wanting to ignore having a German wrestler in the tournament and just have only Brits and American wrestlers facing off against each other.
In fact wrestling business as a whole is racist like why isn't there more wrestlers from other countries asides from Canada, America and United Kingdom taking part in the sport? It's ficken sickening to see how corrupt wrestling has been since I've been in the sport. It's really sad to see the racist state of the business these days promoting Canadian, American and British wrestlers over other countries that deserve just as much promotion from the wrestlers outside of those three countries as they do.
The problem I find with you is that you are so quiet that nobody even barely notices you are around. You can't be silent for the rest of your life about matches. You got to speak from your mind not giving a fuck with what people think at least I don't at least anyway.
Oh another thing is that you say you fear of being angry? See another example of why we should face against each other because I can easily get rid of your fears with that. I'm always angry and I do intend to get you pissed off making sure your fears of anger will eventually just go. Being angry is the best thing to have in wrestling especially if someone pissed you off because you aren't just going to stand there and take every insult you get under the sun.
No you got to stand up for yourself and being angry does that. You aren't going to get away of me not pissing you off because I will do everything to insure that you get angry and pissed at me because it makes for exciting matches rather than being all nice trustful shit. No I'm not that type of guy sorry not going to happen when we face off tomorrow night.
I'm a nasty person that destroy's people's dreams of achieving something to ending up destroying them in the ring. Look at how dangerous I was when I faced CJ Gates in a no falls count anywhere match a few weeks ago. Unlike you and Douche wrestling in the ring for respect. I don't wrestle for respect, I wrestle to beat people down. You are facing the most dangerous guy you've ever met and the most hated guy ever in the wrestling business."
Raab had to stop talking for a while as he was thinking what else he could say to the guy as he didn't really know him that well especially him still being in prison didn't help things either but he really wanted to face Hunter so badly.
Cuddly Rabbit: Explain more on what you are going to do to the guy.
Stefan Raab: Of course I will. Go and do some hopping while I talk and have a cigarette I desperately need.
The cuddly Rabbit does what it's been asked to do as Stefan gets a cigarette out from his pocket and lights one up as he continues to speak.
"What I'm going to do to you Hunter is just giving you a beating from hell that you deserve especially being from the trash company of WWO who have a bunch of wrestlers doing nothing but piss and moan about losses they've had and your butt friend Matt Reece being a pussy on running away from the T-Act tournament because he couldn't handle competition that are better than him so of course when I was asked. I stepped up my game especially that match I had with Mephisto.
Everyone knew that I was going to win because that's the only type of match in wrestling I've never lost a match in. I was on fire that day destroying the hell out of him and then the APW punk beat me. What you fail to realize is you are like everybody else that I'm not in the match to represent APW. I'm here only for WEW although that doesn't really matter so much now since this is just an bonus match that I set up for us to fight.
You don't deserve to finish in third place in the tournament because you've never had to work harder to get it than me being in your way kicking your ass."
Stefan almost forgot he was in pain with his broken ribs that he had since last Tuesday as the cuddly rabbit begins to speak.
Cuddly Rabbit: What's wrong now?
Stefan Raab: These fucking broken ribs are hurting me like hell.
Cuddly Rabbit: How can you forget about your broken ribs you are carrying?
Stefan Raab: I don't know because I was feeling fine until just now when I felt pain in my ribs.
Stefan clearly needed to sit down as they looked everywhere in the desert for a bench until they found one and they both sat down.
"Already you have an advantage of beating me in the match because I have broken and bruised ribs from a horrible beating I got in prison last Tuesday and right now I'm in pain. You will also see a black eye that I also got from the nasty prison fight I had as well. You're already in better shape for the match than I am.
No it doesn't mean I backing down from facing against each other Maverick. It means me showing you what a real beating is like when you are inside of one. The cuddly rabbit isn't an ordinary person. It's one of the police officers wearing the costume so even if I'm out in this desert it doesn't mean that I'm running away from the police at all seeing how I am in prison after all. I'm not afraid of what will happen to me in a match because I've taken worst beatings than I have in wrestling.
I'm going to beat you up so bad that you will feel angry and make you suffer in pain like me. So I said you have a chance of winning because of my ribs but imagine if my ribs weren't broken or bruised? Yes I would've put my full effort in the match if it wasn't for that. Oh I almost forgot about that girl you hang around with Lexis as of late. Nobody gives a crap what you and her do in your spare time because that personal shit should be kept well away from the wrestling business like I was told at my wrestling school.
Now I'm just taking the flat out piss out of her and see how much angry you will get. I will overcome your fears with being with women and your anger so you will thank me for it when the match is over when I will win the match over you. You can take that slag away from ringside when I beat you up unless your bird gets in my way and I end up destroying her without you doing anything about it. I'm going to knock you the fuck out in the ring and pin you for the three count or make you tap the fuck out like a bitch. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze because the third placed wrestler in the tournament is my spot.
Stefan was finished talking about the match as the cuddly rabbit put the handcuffs on Raab and puts him in the police car to send him straight back to prison to get some sleep.
No one thought that a match between Stefan and Hunter would ever happen because they are in different wrestling companies. He was Texas in the middle of a desert with a white costumed rabbit that a police officer was dressed in as he begins to speak.
Cuddly Rabbit: What in the world am I dressed like a rabbit for?
Stefan Raab: Let's just say this wrestler I'm facing Hunter Maverick is a very quiet wrestler.
Cuddly Rabbit: Can you even get quiet wrestlers these days?
Stefan Raab: Sounds like we can since this guy is. Quiet wrestlers are the most boring people to meet in the ring.
Cuddly Rabbit: Sounds like he's scared of women.
Stefan Raab: Maybe it's because he has no idea how to talk to one which is just stupid.
Cuddly Rabbit: It is stupid to fear women. Anyway I'll let you talk about your opponent for the match this week.
The Rabbit stopped talking as it was time for Stefan to get down to business on talking about the match up as they were walking in the desert.
"So here we are Hunter with me and you facing against each other one on one in the T-Act Cup for the third placed wrestler in the tournament. Nobody would have thought that we get the chance to face each other.
Do you know why we are? I got in contact with Alex Black asking him if I could face you in a match and he said yes because otherwise it would've been a one wrestling match show and plus I've always wanted to face you and do you know why? Because of how quiet you are and to me that makes you a very dangerous guy. I give you credit about how extremely talented you are and you just get down to the job of wrestling rather than running your mouth like I do all the time.
I never keep my mouth shut about anything especially with how disrespectful I am to that asshole President Jeff and Reginald Schmidt too lately. I know I shouldn't say bad things about them but I don't give a fick because they deserve the treatment they've been giving me all the time. I honestly had you on top of my list of opponents I wanted to face in the tournament because you are that talented but I had Matt Reece, Mephisto and CJ Gates instead.
It honestly pissed me off that I didn't get the chance to face you so I had to do something about it and boom Raab/Maverick match is on before the Gates/Miranda match took place. If it wasn't for me then you would have never got the chance to face me Hunter. I don't usually demand for matches like this but I honestly can't help myself that I have to respect you for what you've done in wrestling."
Stefan had a little think to himself for a minute and he told the talking rabbit to walk away from Raab for a while as he drinks a bottle of water crouching down on the sand with his hands on his head covering up his face.
"Why the hell did I say I respect Hunter Maverick for? It's bad enough I was forced to give respect to Terry Marvin and now this guy? I have no idea what's going on with me lately but maybe prison has made me change my ways of thinking to respect nearly everyone. I want to be myself and be the nasty bastard I once was, giving nobody respect at all, not being a weak little bitch that I am. Snap out of it Stefan and get back to doing your own shit."
The Rabbit came back and asks Stefan a question.
Cuddly Rabbit: Are you alright?
Stefan Raab: I am now. I felt a little off that I needed to think things through, more with the last thing I said.
Cuddly Rabbit: I understand man. Just go and say whatever the hell you like.
Stefan then continues to speak.
"Anyway let's get back to where I was. It's clear as say that you don't seem to be all that interested in facing me Hunter throughout the times that I said before the battle royal about wanting you in the ring. Of course you Brits are almost like the Americans wanting to ignore having a German wrestler in the tournament and just have only Brits and American wrestlers facing off against each other.
In fact wrestling business as a whole is racist like why isn't there more wrestlers from other countries asides from Canada, America and United Kingdom taking part in the sport? It's ficken sickening to see how corrupt wrestling has been since I've been in the sport. It's really sad to see the racist state of the business these days promoting Canadian, American and British wrestlers over other countries that deserve just as much promotion from the wrestlers outside of those three countries as they do.
The problem I find with you is that you are so quiet that nobody even barely notices you are around. You can't be silent for the rest of your life about matches. You got to speak from your mind not giving a fuck with what people think at least I don't at least anyway.
Oh another thing is that you say you fear of being angry? See another example of why we should face against each other because I can easily get rid of your fears with that. I'm always angry and I do intend to get you pissed off making sure your fears of anger will eventually just go. Being angry is the best thing to have in wrestling especially if someone pissed you off because you aren't just going to stand there and take every insult you get under the sun.
No you got to stand up for yourself and being angry does that. You aren't going to get away of me not pissing you off because I will do everything to insure that you get angry and pissed at me because it makes for exciting matches rather than being all nice trustful shit. No I'm not that type of guy sorry not going to happen when we face off tomorrow night.
I'm a nasty person that destroy's people's dreams of achieving something to ending up destroying them in the ring. Look at how dangerous I was when I faced CJ Gates in a no falls count anywhere match a few weeks ago. Unlike you and Douche wrestling in the ring for respect. I don't wrestle for respect, I wrestle to beat people down. You are facing the most dangerous guy you've ever met and the most hated guy ever in the wrestling business."
Raab had to stop talking for a while as he was thinking what else he could say to the guy as he didn't really know him that well especially him still being in prison didn't help things either but he really wanted to face Hunter so badly.
Cuddly Rabbit: Explain more on what you are going to do to the guy.
Stefan Raab: Of course I will. Go and do some hopping while I talk and have a cigarette I desperately need.
The cuddly Rabbit does what it's been asked to do as Stefan gets a cigarette out from his pocket and lights one up as he continues to speak.
"What I'm going to do to you Hunter is just giving you a beating from hell that you deserve especially being from the trash company of WWO who have a bunch of wrestlers doing nothing but piss and moan about losses they've had and your butt friend Matt Reece being a pussy on running away from the T-Act tournament because he couldn't handle competition that are better than him so of course when I was asked. I stepped up my game especially that match I had with Mephisto.
Everyone knew that I was going to win because that's the only type of match in wrestling I've never lost a match in. I was on fire that day destroying the hell out of him and then the APW punk beat me. What you fail to realize is you are like everybody else that I'm not in the match to represent APW. I'm here only for WEW although that doesn't really matter so much now since this is just an bonus match that I set up for us to fight.
You don't deserve to finish in third place in the tournament because you've never had to work harder to get it than me being in your way kicking your ass."
Stefan almost forgot he was in pain with his broken ribs that he had since last Tuesday as the cuddly rabbit begins to speak.
Cuddly Rabbit: What's wrong now?
Stefan Raab: These fucking broken ribs are hurting me like hell.
Cuddly Rabbit: How can you forget about your broken ribs you are carrying?
Stefan Raab: I don't know because I was feeling fine until just now when I felt pain in my ribs.
Stefan clearly needed to sit down as they looked everywhere in the desert for a bench until they found one and they both sat down.
"Already you have an advantage of beating me in the match because I have broken and bruised ribs from a horrible beating I got in prison last Tuesday and right now I'm in pain. You will also see a black eye that I also got from the nasty prison fight I had as well. You're already in better shape for the match than I am.
No it doesn't mean I backing down from facing against each other Maverick. It means me showing you what a real beating is like when you are inside of one. The cuddly rabbit isn't an ordinary person. It's one of the police officers wearing the costume so even if I'm out in this desert it doesn't mean that I'm running away from the police at all seeing how I am in prison after all. I'm not afraid of what will happen to me in a match because I've taken worst beatings than I have in wrestling.
I'm going to beat you up so bad that you will feel angry and make you suffer in pain like me. So I said you have a chance of winning because of my ribs but imagine if my ribs weren't broken or bruised? Yes I would've put my full effort in the match if it wasn't for that. Oh I almost forgot about that girl you hang around with Lexis as of late. Nobody gives a crap what you and her do in your spare time because that personal shit should be kept well away from the wrestling business like I was told at my wrestling school.
Now I'm just taking the flat out piss out of her and see how much angry you will get. I will overcome your fears with being with women and your anger so you will thank me for it when the match is over when I will win the match over you. You can take that slag away from ringside when I beat you up unless your bird gets in my way and I end up destroying her without you doing anything about it. I'm going to knock you the fuck out in the ring and pin you for the three count or make you tap the fuck out like a bitch. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze because the third placed wrestler in the tournament is my spot.
Stefan was finished talking about the match as the cuddly rabbit put the handcuffs on Raab and puts him in the police car to send him straight back to prison to get some sleep.