Post by Konrad Raab on Jul 20, 2013 2:00:46 GMT
Stefan's ESPN Show. Hayward, California. Saturday 20th July.
Sometimes, Stefan's allowed outside of prison to do some promotion work to promote his matches in whatever company he's in, if Raab was behaving himself. He's sitting down with the ESPN logo behind him with papers in hand on things he's got to say about his opponent, his current prison status and other things. Of course the police officers were in the background, to make sure that Stefan doesn't run away from them, after he's finished doing his special show he wanted to do. He begins to speak as the cameras are ready to roll.
"Hallo du American swines. I'm Stefan Raab coming from Cologne, Germany, wrestling tomorrow night in the Experts tournament, right here in Hayward, California, representing World Elite Wrestling. Everyone may have heard that I'm in prison at the moment, doing time for my crime I did on destroying somebody's property, along with attacking fans after APW Asylum shows have gone off air. I will be out of prison in two months time and once I'm out, I will have to do five hundred hours of community service.
I've heard a lot of great things about this tournament on how special it is with many great wrestlers like Kurt Noble and Doug E Fresh who have competed here last year, and they faced against each other in the finals and I was there to watch it in person. When I saw the match, I really wanted to wrestle in the Experts tournament this year to take on the best wrestlers in the world, and here I am representing World Elite Wrestling.
I'm representing WEW because I don't want to associate myself with that arschloch owner President Jeff, while Alakai Burke treats me better than Jeff does, and Alakai gives me a lot of credit for what I'm doing with his company on promoting World Elite Wrestling to the world, and they also done everything for me, even letting me have my first wrestling match there a year ago. I wrestle in Phoenix Wrestling as well, but I don't know them that well so I'm only representing WEW company."
Stefan took a break for a few seconds as he had a drink of water before continuing to speak.
"Now let's get to talking about my opponent that I'm facing, a guy called Talon Wilkinson. Talon has a lot of talent as a wrestler and I heard about his Experts progress last year, when he ended up the nineteenth best ranked wrestler in the tournament which is very high. He's put Code Red Wrestling on the map nearly everywhere I go, because he's good at promoting his own company. That I got to give him a lot of credit for, along with winning twenty World Championship titles in five different companies, which is a feat not many wrestlers have done in one company let alone five different ones.
Another thing I give Talon credit for if it hasn't been done already that his matches he's lost have been by pin fall's, according to the information my agent gave me to read in prison. He's never been tapped out in his entire career, while I have very recently for the first time by Terry Marvin a few weeks ago on Raab-A-Mania, for his Undisputed title, who's my tag team partner in my match on APW next Sunday. You've also defeated some impressive wrestlers last year in the tournament as well, against people like Steve Stryker who's defeated me in the past quite a few times on Meltdown and William Draconis who was the CRW Apex champion when you faced him."
Stefan smiles because he loves to bad mouth his opponents as he continues to speak.
"But for all the good you've done, it doesn't mean that you haven't made any mistakes Talon, because you made plenty starting with losing to Johnny Rebel, Terry Marvin and Rotten Bastard last year in the tournament, and yet you blamed your losses on them cheating to win their matches? Have you ever thought to yourself that the reason you lost to them, was because they were better than you on those nights?
Nor did you think about the ring rust you might have, because you are semi retired from professional wrestling. I bet everyone wonders why the hell did you retire from the sport? I mean some people thought in Phoenix Wrestling it was stupid of me to wrestle with broken ribs I got from being beaten up in prison, but it's even more stupid to come out from being semi retired from wrestling, to take part in this tournament. You are pathetic on doing absolutely nothing since last year, and you're still going in the tournament with ring rust. That's something already I have an advantage of because of me wrestling nearly every single day.
It's like you are letting all of your fans down over there being Mr CRW you claim to be, when you aren't because you don't even wrestle for your own company. Me? I've been a general manager of Raab-A-Mania for a while and not only I'm running the show, but I also wrestle as well because it shows I'm not afraid of getting my hands dirty against other wrestlers, and it's a lot more fun than just being a wrestler or an authority figure, so maybe you should give that a try someday, unless you're scared.
Also another thing I read about in the information my agent gave me, is the fact you certainly kiss a lot of ass towards some of the CRW wrestlers don't you? It's no wonder why you are managing the New Sincischeisse team because you kiss Terry Marvin's ass well. Then we come to you having a relationship with that slag Aubrey J Parker. I mean seriously how in god's name can anyone find that horrible stank attractive? She smells of fish and an unattractive whore, hell even Kaylyn is more attractive than Aubrey is, hence why nobody even chases after Aubrey in the locker room. I guess you are only friends with Terry because Aubrey is teaming with him. Sickening bunch of ass kissers you all are. You do know that she's facing against Terry Marvin for his Undisputed title at the Shockwave PPV soon right?
That's why I'm against giving people respect in the ring because when you face a wrestler, the respect you have for them in the ring just goes out of the window. There's just no point of giving respect to wrestlers and that's why I'm known as The Most Hated Man In APW, because I give no respect to anybody at all which I prefer because at least I don't have to worry about being stabbed in the back.
You kept mentioning all of last year about how well CRW guys are doing in the ring, but guess what Talon? I could go on all day about how Trish Newborn is currently the longest champion in WEW at the moment, or the fact Rhiannon's the most improved wrestler in WEW going from being the Woman's champion to becoming the Heavyweight champion, but no I won't because it's not relevant to this match or anything for that matter, just like I don't care about your friends or what they've done in CRW and the WEW women still have achieved more in a year than your dump company wrestlers have."
Stefan's showing the news reporters just such disrespect as he put his feet up on the table, with one of the reporters got a bit mad about what Stefan's doing.
Richard Phillips: "Hey. You better get your feet off the table. That's where Talon sits."
Stefan Raab: "Oh cry me a river Richard as if I'm afraid of Talon, don't be so bloody stupid. Getting into his head is exactly what I'm doing now to piss him off."
Richard Phillips: "He's our best commentator, and a better wrestler than you."
Stefan Raab: "That's what you think. Get the hell out of here before I beat the living day lights out of you."
Stefan pushed Richard out of the news room as the police took action on using the stun gun on Stefan, and he fell on the floor. Raab got up a few minutes later to sit back in his seat, continuing to speak.
"This shows how stupid some Americans are, being loyal to their work colleagues like Talon as if he's god or something when he isn't because it shows clearly how lazy America has become, as a country to do this type of job, like Talon has took on board. America is known as the most laziest country in the world and the fattest country as well, not that Talon is overweight, but you got majority of America sitting in front of the television, eating junk food when they should do some exercise daily. That's why Germany is better than America, because we don't have that problem at all.
Anyway back to the match. I know you do reports on this ESPN channel and that's exactly why I'm here, Talon to report that you are an Blödes arschloch, something that none of your reporters can do because they would get fired, but I wouldn't even care if I'm banned from this studio since how boring the ESPN show is, more when you run the damn show and quite frankly it sucks."
Stefan notices a white board so he gets a cut out picture of Talon out of his pocket and puts the pin on the head of Talon. He then gets a pen and marks the big cross on Talon's face. Stefan then continues to speak with the cameras up close to his face standing next to the white board.
"I'm going to give you every ounce of pain that you've never experienced in your life Talon destroying the hell out of you wondering if you will stand or not because lately none of my opponents I've faced except Terry Marvin have walked away unhurt from my brutal beating I will do to you. I've been excited and thinking all week in prison about facing you and crushing you like a bug having my footprint on your face.
Usually I would say I will either pin or submit someone but because of you never lost a match by submission. I want to become the first guy ever in the history of your career to make you submit to my Killerlock move which is an ankle lock so this week you'll be tapped the fuck out by me with your head in shame being embarrassed that a nineteenth seeded wrestler in the tournament had his ass handed to someone that's new in the tournament. I aim to destroy your reputation you've gained in the Experts Tournament and I will be going through to round two moving on to win the Experts tournament. I want to bash your skull in from my hands and bust you open badly, making sure I will win the match. Tomorrow night Talon you better make sure you're prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze knocking you the fuck out of this tournament.
Stefan gets put back in handcuffs as the police took him out of the ESPN news show putting him in the police car sending him back to prison so he can go off to sleep for the rest of the day.
Sometimes, Stefan's allowed outside of prison to do some promotion work to promote his matches in whatever company he's in, if Raab was behaving himself. He's sitting down with the ESPN logo behind him with papers in hand on things he's got to say about his opponent, his current prison status and other things. Of course the police officers were in the background, to make sure that Stefan doesn't run away from them, after he's finished doing his special show he wanted to do. He begins to speak as the cameras are ready to roll.
"Hallo du American swines. I'm Stefan Raab coming from Cologne, Germany, wrestling tomorrow night in the Experts tournament, right here in Hayward, California, representing World Elite Wrestling. Everyone may have heard that I'm in prison at the moment, doing time for my crime I did on destroying somebody's property, along with attacking fans after APW Asylum shows have gone off air. I will be out of prison in two months time and once I'm out, I will have to do five hundred hours of community service.
I've heard a lot of great things about this tournament on how special it is with many great wrestlers like Kurt Noble and Doug E Fresh who have competed here last year, and they faced against each other in the finals and I was there to watch it in person. When I saw the match, I really wanted to wrestle in the Experts tournament this year to take on the best wrestlers in the world, and here I am representing World Elite Wrestling.
I'm representing WEW because I don't want to associate myself with that arschloch owner President Jeff, while Alakai Burke treats me better than Jeff does, and Alakai gives me a lot of credit for what I'm doing with his company on promoting World Elite Wrestling to the world, and they also done everything for me, even letting me have my first wrestling match there a year ago. I wrestle in Phoenix Wrestling as well, but I don't know them that well so I'm only representing WEW company."
Stefan took a break for a few seconds as he had a drink of water before continuing to speak.
"Now let's get to talking about my opponent that I'm facing, a guy called Talon Wilkinson. Talon has a lot of talent as a wrestler and I heard about his Experts progress last year, when he ended up the nineteenth best ranked wrestler in the tournament which is very high. He's put Code Red Wrestling on the map nearly everywhere I go, because he's good at promoting his own company. That I got to give him a lot of credit for, along with winning twenty World Championship titles in five different companies, which is a feat not many wrestlers have done in one company let alone five different ones.
Another thing I give Talon credit for if it hasn't been done already that his matches he's lost have been by pin fall's, according to the information my agent gave me to read in prison. He's never been tapped out in his entire career, while I have very recently for the first time by Terry Marvin a few weeks ago on Raab-A-Mania, for his Undisputed title, who's my tag team partner in my match on APW next Sunday. You've also defeated some impressive wrestlers last year in the tournament as well, against people like Steve Stryker who's defeated me in the past quite a few times on Meltdown and William Draconis who was the CRW Apex champion when you faced him."
Stefan smiles because he loves to bad mouth his opponents as he continues to speak.
"But for all the good you've done, it doesn't mean that you haven't made any mistakes Talon, because you made plenty starting with losing to Johnny Rebel, Terry Marvin and Rotten Bastard last year in the tournament, and yet you blamed your losses on them cheating to win their matches? Have you ever thought to yourself that the reason you lost to them, was because they were better than you on those nights?
Nor did you think about the ring rust you might have, because you are semi retired from professional wrestling. I bet everyone wonders why the hell did you retire from the sport? I mean some people thought in Phoenix Wrestling it was stupid of me to wrestle with broken ribs I got from being beaten up in prison, but it's even more stupid to come out from being semi retired from wrestling, to take part in this tournament. You are pathetic on doing absolutely nothing since last year, and you're still going in the tournament with ring rust. That's something already I have an advantage of because of me wrestling nearly every single day.
It's like you are letting all of your fans down over there being Mr CRW you claim to be, when you aren't because you don't even wrestle for your own company. Me? I've been a general manager of Raab-A-Mania for a while and not only I'm running the show, but I also wrestle as well because it shows I'm not afraid of getting my hands dirty against other wrestlers, and it's a lot more fun than just being a wrestler or an authority figure, so maybe you should give that a try someday, unless you're scared.
Also another thing I read about in the information my agent gave me, is the fact you certainly kiss a lot of ass towards some of the CRW wrestlers don't you? It's no wonder why you are managing the New Sincischeisse team because you kiss Terry Marvin's ass well. Then we come to you having a relationship with that slag Aubrey J Parker. I mean seriously how in god's name can anyone find that horrible stank attractive? She smells of fish and an unattractive whore, hell even Kaylyn is more attractive than Aubrey is, hence why nobody even chases after Aubrey in the locker room. I guess you are only friends with Terry because Aubrey is teaming with him. Sickening bunch of ass kissers you all are. You do know that she's facing against Terry Marvin for his Undisputed title at the Shockwave PPV soon right?
That's why I'm against giving people respect in the ring because when you face a wrestler, the respect you have for them in the ring just goes out of the window. There's just no point of giving respect to wrestlers and that's why I'm known as The Most Hated Man In APW, because I give no respect to anybody at all which I prefer because at least I don't have to worry about being stabbed in the back.
You kept mentioning all of last year about how well CRW guys are doing in the ring, but guess what Talon? I could go on all day about how Trish Newborn is currently the longest champion in WEW at the moment, or the fact Rhiannon's the most improved wrestler in WEW going from being the Woman's champion to becoming the Heavyweight champion, but no I won't because it's not relevant to this match or anything for that matter, just like I don't care about your friends or what they've done in CRW and the WEW women still have achieved more in a year than your dump company wrestlers have."
Stefan's showing the news reporters just such disrespect as he put his feet up on the table, with one of the reporters got a bit mad about what Stefan's doing.
Richard Phillips: "Hey. You better get your feet off the table. That's where Talon sits."
Stefan Raab: "Oh cry me a river Richard as if I'm afraid of Talon, don't be so bloody stupid. Getting into his head is exactly what I'm doing now to piss him off."
Richard Phillips: "He's our best commentator, and a better wrestler than you."
Stefan Raab: "That's what you think. Get the hell out of here before I beat the living day lights out of you."
Stefan pushed Richard out of the news room as the police took action on using the stun gun on Stefan, and he fell on the floor. Raab got up a few minutes later to sit back in his seat, continuing to speak.
"This shows how stupid some Americans are, being loyal to their work colleagues like Talon as if he's god or something when he isn't because it shows clearly how lazy America has become, as a country to do this type of job, like Talon has took on board. America is known as the most laziest country in the world and the fattest country as well, not that Talon is overweight, but you got majority of America sitting in front of the television, eating junk food when they should do some exercise daily. That's why Germany is better than America, because we don't have that problem at all.
Anyway back to the match. I know you do reports on this ESPN channel and that's exactly why I'm here, Talon to report that you are an Blödes arschloch, something that none of your reporters can do because they would get fired, but I wouldn't even care if I'm banned from this studio since how boring the ESPN show is, more when you run the damn show and quite frankly it sucks."
Stefan notices a white board so he gets a cut out picture of Talon out of his pocket and puts the pin on the head of Talon. He then gets a pen and marks the big cross on Talon's face. Stefan then continues to speak with the cameras up close to his face standing next to the white board.
"I'm going to give you every ounce of pain that you've never experienced in your life Talon destroying the hell out of you wondering if you will stand or not because lately none of my opponents I've faced except Terry Marvin have walked away unhurt from my brutal beating I will do to you. I've been excited and thinking all week in prison about facing you and crushing you like a bug having my footprint on your face.
Usually I would say I will either pin or submit someone but because of you never lost a match by submission. I want to become the first guy ever in the history of your career to make you submit to my Killerlock move which is an ankle lock so this week you'll be tapped the fuck out by me with your head in shame being embarrassed that a nineteenth seeded wrestler in the tournament had his ass handed to someone that's new in the tournament. I aim to destroy your reputation you've gained in the Experts Tournament and I will be going through to round two moving on to win the Experts tournament. I want to bash your skull in from my hands and bust you open badly, making sure I will win the match. Tomorrow night Talon you better make sure you're prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze knocking you the fuck out of this tournament.
Stefan gets put back in handcuffs as the police took him out of the ESPN news show putting him in the police car sending him back to prison so he can go off to sleep for the rest of the day.