Post by Konrad Raab on Jul 25, 2013 11:26:50 GMT
Cleaning the prison bathroom. Little Rock, Arkansas. Saturday 27th July.
Because Stefan had started another fight in prison, he had to do a chore in prison as apart of his punishment and today it was cleaning the bathroom which Stefan hated doing at home, but he had to get the job done especially when the prison guard was standing in the background, watching everything Stefan does. Raab was given a lot of bathroom cleaning products, along with having to put some gloves on to protect himself from getting bleach on his hands and body. He starts to scrub the floor as he begins to speak about the match.
"This has been a lot of fun, being general manager for almost a month now, enjoying to mess people around with booking arrangements I've done and nobody has said anything to my face on how bad I am doing as a general manager compared to the other GM on Overdrive who's always getting told he's doing a poor job, but that's because I don't need help from anyone arranging matches for me along with kissing ass to wrestlers. I just get down to doing my job, not giving a fick what people say because that's how I am.
I picked Terry Marvin as my tag partner because he's a guy that's been undefeated for nearly a year which doesn't seem like it's going to stop at any point. People may say oh I only picked him because he's my lackey? All of you are wrong because it's a lot more than that, like him being the first person on the roster, that's actually earned my respect from the match I had against him for his Undisputed title. It doesn't mean I like Terry not at all. I refuse to stick up for other wrestlers on my brand, seeing how you wrestlers can look after............ oh wait with all these factions going around, it seems like all of you are ficken pussies to be alone on being ganged up by other wrestlers, which is just a complete joke in APW."
The prison guard knew Stefan had to talk about the match, which he granted him to do as Stefan was already sweating quite a bit since it was a hot day in prison, but he had to continue with scrubbing the floor on his hands and knees.
"Seems like this chore I have to do is a perfect chance for me to talk about my match against this disgusting tag team, who I stopped from getting their chance to win the tag titles known as Foul play. OK so they've defeated the tag team champions The Dying Breed before and that they defeated some other tag teams on Meltdown, not to mention how well Jason Kash does in singles matches as well, so both him and Reaver have a lot of talent, who are cream of the crop, on top of the ladder.
I also admit I have a bit of respect for Jason Kash after our match back in September last year, who funny enough ended up being the first guy on Asylum I had a singles match with, when I got upgraded from Meltdown to come on the Asylum brand. Yes he was the better man on that night, so of course there's nothing I can say with that match we had. He's going to be in the APW hall of frame along with Terry Marvin in the next few years, just because of the history he's made with the Asylum brand. Until now, he was the Grand Slam champion on Asylum, but he has to do it again to get the Undisputed title off from Terry who's holding the title for now.
As for Reaver. I also faced him in a single's match as well back in October, a few weeks before One Night In Hell PPV who went under the name of Knuckles, with a midget known as little Knuckles back in the day, before he changed into this masked monster after Kash used a steel chair to hit Knuckles's head fifteen times, which ended Knuckles being in hospital for a while, before going under the name Reaver which for me is quite interesting, on how much he's grown as a serious wrestler overtime, not being a joke around Asylum locker room with a midget to tag along with on every show any more, which I have to give him credit for. Also I can't ignore that you was the last person to defeat Jake Titan in a singles match, as we saw him leave the APW company because of being unable to handle the loss you gave to him.
I realize I'm at a huge disadvantage in this match because unlike Jason Kash and Reaver. I don't have that much experience in the ring at all compared to them so I got to be careful of what I do tomorrow night, especially with them and Terry being in a faction that I could easily get ganged up if I screw up."
Stefan now starts to scrub the walls, getting the dirt off as he continues to speak with his anger voice.
"But you both haven't had many matches as a team have you Jason and Reaver? I mean you both got your asses kicked bad by Natural Born Killerz, who were a new team coming in, and yet you both moaned on the fact you should be contending for the tag team titles? How embarrassing was it when you both got beaten by a couple of guys who didn't have any experience as a team? I defeated Kaylyn James Evans in an non title match a few weeks before the Mayhem PPV, but I'm not complaining because I know I will face Kaylyn in the ring again someday, being the only Raab-A-Mania star to defeat her in a match, since she became the Suicidal champion.
Speaking of her. That's exactly where Jason Kash comes in because just like Jair Hopkins, you tried to kill yourself the second time you broke up with her, but yet you said that Jair's a pussy by trying to kill himself? You are nothing more than a hypocrite. I felt the only reason why you fell down from the roof of the Phillips arena a while ago was because you couldn't handle your break up with Kaylyn, so you are just as much of a weak bitch as Jair is. I suffer from depression every single day, but I've never attempted to commit suicide because it's a cowards way out of life to kill themselves. You never even cared about her at all and I never saw you in the locker room, inviting her to join in your Foul Play team. That's why she joined Synndicate because Level One invited her to join in the faction, so don't get mad at her. You only have yourself to blame for your break up with your ex girlfriend.
Another thing that bugs me about you Jason is the fact you say Asylum is your brand? Last time I checked, you didn't even wrestle at the last Raab-A-Mania show because you had four broken ribs, but yet you wrestled on the one-off pathetic Meltdown show that the Scheisskopf owner, banned me from attending for one night? Seems like you was pretending to be injured, just to avoid getting your ass kicked by other Raab-A-Mania stars. I'm glad that the Meltdown brand is dead, because it sucked with the Harrison's taking up more camera time than the wrestlers did on the brand. Fick Meltdown, and gut riddance to the brand forever.
Also why in god's name did you even end up becoming friends, with The Dying Breed anyway? Sure I'm friends with Anthony Bailey but that's because he's the only person on the Raab-A-Mania roster that truly understands me on why I feel angry and depressed everyday, but if I ended a long ongoing rivalry with a wrestler, I wouldn't become friends with that person at all because the end of the day. You just end up facing against them in the ring again anyway, so there's no point on making friends in the wrestling business when friendship eventually goes out of the window, when you end up facing that wrestler in the ring.
Why did you nearly rescue Reaver from getting his ass kicked by me two weeks ago? Can't Reaver take care of his own problems or something? He's a man, let him deal with his problems with me. You don't need to keep playing the wiping Reaver's ass game twenty-four seven, checking if he's alright. Just stop because it's making you look weak.
You never see me come out and help Michael Jennings win matches or even come to rescue him because he can take care of himself like a real man, so I suggest you mind your business and worry about yourself, like I do with Michael's problems with Biggs."
Now Stefan had to clean the toilets by using bleach, but there was one toilet that had poo when he lifted up the toilet seat, as he held his nose.
Stefan Raab: "Whoever did that is a dirty bastard, not flushing the chain after they did that large poo. That's disgusting, especially thinking about the fact that Reaver and Jason Kash play who does the biggest poo game, before every match begins when they team together. Hell there's even tissues in the toilet as well."
Prison guard: "Get to work Stefan. Just flush the chain, put bleach down the toilet and forget what you just saw."
Stefan flushed the toilet and put the bleach around it, while trying to get that poo moment out of his mind, as he continued to do his punishment chore he had to do, knowing he had to clean the showers and the sink as well as he continued to speak.
"Now I move to talking about Reaver who's had so many losses on Raab-A-Mania that nobody even talks about it, and someone said a while ago that he's the weakest person on the Fool play team, and I have to say they are right. When was the last time you actually won a singles match on Raab-A-Mania? Was your last win against me back in October? You seem very able to defeat people on Meltdown, but never been able to defeat wrestlers on Raab-A-Mania for some reason.
Hell you've been on the Raab-A-Mania brand longer than I have, and you still haven't won one title? It's just pathetic of you, Reaver on how much you failed to impress me over the last year, and that's why I done the things I did to you because until you joined with Jason Kash. You couldn't win matches without him, even though you did beat Jake Titan, but that's only because it was a special themed match up the fans voted on with thumb wrestling, but just imagine if it was just a regular singles match then you would've been in a whole world of trouble, because you just can't win a proper one on one singles match at all without your ass wiping buddy there to help you.
Let's go back to Rasslemania nine, when you thought that TJ wasn't the most dangerous man in APW when he was around, but how I laughed when you got struck by the Liberty Boot from him and after that, you fell like a brick from being exhausted from the match and now since then, you aren't no monster at all. You are a scared monster who's now trying to be a hero, trying to save the Raab-A-Mania brand when it's already failing badly.
Also my agent told me you spoke Spanish recently from your last promo you did for the Jake Titan match, and he said it sounded horrible, worse than me speaking in English for gods sake. Stop trying to speak in Spanish, kissing Jason's and the fans asses and actually try to win some matches, because I'm that close on getting you sent to Overdrive, just like I'm close on getting a few more wrestlers to go over there as well, like Evan McDonald for one who I defeated last week and even Jason Kash as well, because there's nothing else for you both to do on my brand any more."
Stefan finished cleaning the toilets and washing the sinks, moving to washing the showers area which were very dirty as he turned them on to clean the floor as well as the walls of the showers area.
"Look at these disgusting poo marks on the wall since you both think it's so funny to do poo jokes every time you both are together? In fact it just makes me sick. Nobody finds you both funny with them, because it's just ficken childish. I think you both need to be told a lesson on how to grow up as adults, because you make yourselves a complete joke. I mean letting the world know you both take a poo in the toilet is disgusting.
I'm sick and tired of you both thinking that Asylum is your show when it's MY show. When was it called The Foul Play brand? NEVER, because you both were too chicken to fight Reginald to get the brand, and becoming general managers of the show.
At the time you both beat me. It was when I just started on the Asylum brand, and Yarmouth never helped things back then either, but now I've improved on my wrestling skills a lot, with a few wins on my records now, compared to me losing every single week so in reality those wins are now irrelevant, and after my match with Kaylyn. I became extremely dangerous in the ring, especially the time I got arrested to be in prison that made me literally want to kill people inside of a wrestling ring. Ask Kaylyn, Biggs and Reginald if you don't believe me, because it's really changed me a lot as a wrestler.
Go ahead and talk about your wins over me, Reaver and Jason because tomorrow night here in Little Rock, Arkansas, you both will be prepared to be Raabinated by The Real Show and The Killerplauze, being either knocked or tapped the fuck out by either one of us in the ring."
After Stefan finished cleaning the bathroom and taken his gloves off. The guard sent Stefan straight to his cell to get locked up as he took a long piss in the toilet before lying on his bed having a rest from doing his chore.
Because Stefan had started another fight in prison, he had to do a chore in prison as apart of his punishment and today it was cleaning the bathroom which Stefan hated doing at home, but he had to get the job done especially when the prison guard was standing in the background, watching everything Stefan does. Raab was given a lot of bathroom cleaning products, along with having to put some gloves on to protect himself from getting bleach on his hands and body. He starts to scrub the floor as he begins to speak about the match.
"This has been a lot of fun, being general manager for almost a month now, enjoying to mess people around with booking arrangements I've done and nobody has said anything to my face on how bad I am doing as a general manager compared to the other GM on Overdrive who's always getting told he's doing a poor job, but that's because I don't need help from anyone arranging matches for me along with kissing ass to wrestlers. I just get down to doing my job, not giving a fick what people say because that's how I am.
I picked Terry Marvin as my tag partner because he's a guy that's been undefeated for nearly a year which doesn't seem like it's going to stop at any point. People may say oh I only picked him because he's my lackey? All of you are wrong because it's a lot more than that, like him being the first person on the roster, that's actually earned my respect from the match I had against him for his Undisputed title. It doesn't mean I like Terry not at all. I refuse to stick up for other wrestlers on my brand, seeing how you wrestlers can look after............ oh wait with all these factions going around, it seems like all of you are ficken pussies to be alone on being ganged up by other wrestlers, which is just a complete joke in APW."
The prison guard knew Stefan had to talk about the match, which he granted him to do as Stefan was already sweating quite a bit since it was a hot day in prison, but he had to continue with scrubbing the floor on his hands and knees.
"Seems like this chore I have to do is a perfect chance for me to talk about my match against this disgusting tag team, who I stopped from getting their chance to win the tag titles known as Foul play. OK so they've defeated the tag team champions The Dying Breed before and that they defeated some other tag teams on Meltdown, not to mention how well Jason Kash does in singles matches as well, so both him and Reaver have a lot of talent, who are cream of the crop, on top of the ladder.
I also admit I have a bit of respect for Jason Kash after our match back in September last year, who funny enough ended up being the first guy on Asylum I had a singles match with, when I got upgraded from Meltdown to come on the Asylum brand. Yes he was the better man on that night, so of course there's nothing I can say with that match we had. He's going to be in the APW hall of frame along with Terry Marvin in the next few years, just because of the history he's made with the Asylum brand. Until now, he was the Grand Slam champion on Asylum, but he has to do it again to get the Undisputed title off from Terry who's holding the title for now.
As for Reaver. I also faced him in a single's match as well back in October, a few weeks before One Night In Hell PPV who went under the name of Knuckles, with a midget known as little Knuckles back in the day, before he changed into this masked monster after Kash used a steel chair to hit Knuckles's head fifteen times, which ended Knuckles being in hospital for a while, before going under the name Reaver which for me is quite interesting, on how much he's grown as a serious wrestler overtime, not being a joke around Asylum locker room with a midget to tag along with on every show any more, which I have to give him credit for. Also I can't ignore that you was the last person to defeat Jake Titan in a singles match, as we saw him leave the APW company because of being unable to handle the loss you gave to him.
I realize I'm at a huge disadvantage in this match because unlike Jason Kash and Reaver. I don't have that much experience in the ring at all compared to them so I got to be careful of what I do tomorrow night, especially with them and Terry being in a faction that I could easily get ganged up if I screw up."
Stefan now starts to scrub the walls, getting the dirt off as he continues to speak with his anger voice.
"But you both haven't had many matches as a team have you Jason and Reaver? I mean you both got your asses kicked bad by Natural Born Killerz, who were a new team coming in, and yet you both moaned on the fact you should be contending for the tag team titles? How embarrassing was it when you both got beaten by a couple of guys who didn't have any experience as a team? I defeated Kaylyn James Evans in an non title match a few weeks before the Mayhem PPV, but I'm not complaining because I know I will face Kaylyn in the ring again someday, being the only Raab-A-Mania star to defeat her in a match, since she became the Suicidal champion.
Speaking of her. That's exactly where Jason Kash comes in because just like Jair Hopkins, you tried to kill yourself the second time you broke up with her, but yet you said that Jair's a pussy by trying to kill himself? You are nothing more than a hypocrite. I felt the only reason why you fell down from the roof of the Phillips arena a while ago was because you couldn't handle your break up with Kaylyn, so you are just as much of a weak bitch as Jair is. I suffer from depression every single day, but I've never attempted to commit suicide because it's a cowards way out of life to kill themselves. You never even cared about her at all and I never saw you in the locker room, inviting her to join in your Foul Play team. That's why she joined Synndicate because Level One invited her to join in the faction, so don't get mad at her. You only have yourself to blame for your break up with your ex girlfriend.
Another thing that bugs me about you Jason is the fact you say Asylum is your brand? Last time I checked, you didn't even wrestle at the last Raab-A-Mania show because you had four broken ribs, but yet you wrestled on the one-off pathetic Meltdown show that the Scheisskopf owner, banned me from attending for one night? Seems like you was pretending to be injured, just to avoid getting your ass kicked by other Raab-A-Mania stars. I'm glad that the Meltdown brand is dead, because it sucked with the Harrison's taking up more camera time than the wrestlers did on the brand. Fick Meltdown, and gut riddance to the brand forever.
Also why in god's name did you even end up becoming friends, with The Dying Breed anyway? Sure I'm friends with Anthony Bailey but that's because he's the only person on the Raab-A-Mania roster that truly understands me on why I feel angry and depressed everyday, but if I ended a long ongoing rivalry with a wrestler, I wouldn't become friends with that person at all because the end of the day. You just end up facing against them in the ring again anyway, so there's no point on making friends in the wrestling business when friendship eventually goes out of the window, when you end up facing that wrestler in the ring.
Why did you nearly rescue Reaver from getting his ass kicked by me two weeks ago? Can't Reaver take care of his own problems or something? He's a man, let him deal with his problems with me. You don't need to keep playing the wiping Reaver's ass game twenty-four seven, checking if he's alright. Just stop because it's making you look weak.
You never see me come out and help Michael Jennings win matches or even come to rescue him because he can take care of himself like a real man, so I suggest you mind your business and worry about yourself, like I do with Michael's problems with Biggs."
Now Stefan had to clean the toilets by using bleach, but there was one toilet that had poo when he lifted up the toilet seat, as he held his nose.
Stefan Raab: "Whoever did that is a dirty bastard, not flushing the chain after they did that large poo. That's disgusting, especially thinking about the fact that Reaver and Jason Kash play who does the biggest poo game, before every match begins when they team together. Hell there's even tissues in the toilet as well."
Prison guard: "Get to work Stefan. Just flush the chain, put bleach down the toilet and forget what you just saw."
Stefan flushed the toilet and put the bleach around it, while trying to get that poo moment out of his mind, as he continued to do his punishment chore he had to do, knowing he had to clean the showers and the sink as well as he continued to speak.
"Now I move to talking about Reaver who's had so many losses on Raab-A-Mania that nobody even talks about it, and someone said a while ago that he's the weakest person on the Fool play team, and I have to say they are right. When was the last time you actually won a singles match on Raab-A-Mania? Was your last win against me back in October? You seem very able to defeat people on Meltdown, but never been able to defeat wrestlers on Raab-A-Mania for some reason.
Hell you've been on the Raab-A-Mania brand longer than I have, and you still haven't won one title? It's just pathetic of you, Reaver on how much you failed to impress me over the last year, and that's why I done the things I did to you because until you joined with Jason Kash. You couldn't win matches without him, even though you did beat Jake Titan, but that's only because it was a special themed match up the fans voted on with thumb wrestling, but just imagine if it was just a regular singles match then you would've been in a whole world of trouble, because you just can't win a proper one on one singles match at all without your ass wiping buddy there to help you.
Let's go back to Rasslemania nine, when you thought that TJ wasn't the most dangerous man in APW when he was around, but how I laughed when you got struck by the Liberty Boot from him and after that, you fell like a brick from being exhausted from the match and now since then, you aren't no monster at all. You are a scared monster who's now trying to be a hero, trying to save the Raab-A-Mania brand when it's already failing badly.
Also my agent told me you spoke Spanish recently from your last promo you did for the Jake Titan match, and he said it sounded horrible, worse than me speaking in English for gods sake. Stop trying to speak in Spanish, kissing Jason's and the fans asses and actually try to win some matches, because I'm that close on getting you sent to Overdrive, just like I'm close on getting a few more wrestlers to go over there as well, like Evan McDonald for one who I defeated last week and even Jason Kash as well, because there's nothing else for you both to do on my brand any more."
Stefan finished cleaning the toilets and washing the sinks, moving to washing the showers area which were very dirty as he turned them on to clean the floor as well as the walls of the showers area.
"Look at these disgusting poo marks on the wall since you both think it's so funny to do poo jokes every time you both are together? In fact it just makes me sick. Nobody finds you both funny with them, because it's just ficken childish. I think you both need to be told a lesson on how to grow up as adults, because you make yourselves a complete joke. I mean letting the world know you both take a poo in the toilet is disgusting.
I'm sick and tired of you both thinking that Asylum is your show when it's MY show. When was it called The Foul Play brand? NEVER, because you both were too chicken to fight Reginald to get the brand, and becoming general managers of the show.
At the time you both beat me. It was when I just started on the Asylum brand, and Yarmouth never helped things back then either, but now I've improved on my wrestling skills a lot, with a few wins on my records now, compared to me losing every single week so in reality those wins are now irrelevant, and after my match with Kaylyn. I became extremely dangerous in the ring, especially the time I got arrested to be in prison that made me literally want to kill people inside of a wrestling ring. Ask Kaylyn, Biggs and Reginald if you don't believe me, because it's really changed me a lot as a wrestler.
Go ahead and talk about your wins over me, Reaver and Jason because tomorrow night here in Little Rock, Arkansas, you both will be prepared to be Raabinated by The Real Show and The Killerplauze, being either knocked or tapped the fuck out by either one of us in the ring."
After Stefan finished cleaning the bathroom and taken his gloves off. The guard sent Stefan straight to his cell to get locked up as he took a long piss in the toilet before lying on his bed having a rest from doing his chore.