Post by Tom Sykes on Aug 6, 2013 0:12:29 GMT
Robbing a bank with Brutus. Honolulu, Hawaii. Saturday 27th July.
It's been a while since Tom and Brutus were together as Brutus's injury was gone but he had no interest coming back into the wrestling ring and he wanted no part of the Tom Sykes/Stefan Raab mess Tom started because Brutus got along with both men and Tom didn't like it as Tom begins to speak.
Tom Sykes: Are you a weak bitch like him or what Brutus?
Brutus Magnus: Listen Tom. I have nothing against Stefan because what he's done since he returned to WEW is unlike you he's making a name for himself maybe not in the company itself but for the company fighting against the best wrestlers in the world.
Tom Sykes: So you are agreeing with that German piece of crap?
Brutus Magnus: Oh no Tom. I'm not saying that at all although in a way I agree with you as well as he has completely changed from being a bad ass German guy to a pussy weak man that just doesn't want to defend himself but I disagree with the whole baby killing thing as that's gone way too far.
Tom Sykes: So I said I hope his unborn child dies was a bit much but I wanted to see him get angry because it's what he needs if he wants to get back in a wrestling ring again even though he wrestles in interfed events but it doesn't mean that I like the idea of it.
Brutus Magnus: No I'm not going to pick a side to be on because you both are my friends and there's nothing you can do to break mine and Stefan's friendship apart. Get fucking used to it and I'm not even bothering to get involved because you created this mess to begin with. Come on and lets rob a bank.
Tom sighs as he wanted Brutus to get away from Stefan but at least they weren't labelled as ass kissers any more since everyone saw on screen they broke their friendship up and there was no plans of them becoming friends ever again especially they were going separate ways most of the time as they put the masks on in the dark since it was night time when the bank was shut with everyone being asleep in their bed as they broke the roof window as Tom begins to speak about his match.
Tom Sykes: So I have my first ever PPV match in WEW in almost like a singles match since I've been in WEW which is fine with me because I'm used to be dealing with multiple man/woman matches. You see today I decided to do something different instead of hanging around with my girlfriend Natasha who's at the hotel room right now. Me and Brutus broke into the bank going to rob some money seeing how a suitcase is filled with lots of money so that's why I'm here. Anyway let's talk about this pathetic match we are going to have in crap hole Hawaii.
Starting with Ariel Michaels. Oh how I saw you win against that weakling Rose Marino wasn't that impressive yeah sure you got your win against her and the fact you could be contending for the tag team titles in WEW but you got two Legacy matches to focus on and I doubt that your mind is fully on this match because trust me it's not. Because of that you are already easy pickings from being tired from the tag match but we'll see what happens tomorrow night when you are going up against people bigger and stronger than you like me.
Speaking of women. We also got Megan McCrea in this match as well. Yes you've had some impressive wins as of late which got you to the case cash in match but really you are nothing more than an emo that's a step away from killing herself and being depressed as fuck more than ever before. I don't know because I don't watch the irrelevant Animosity brand so I can't say much more than that other than you and Ariel being the weakest bitches in this match up.
Brutus and Tom came up to the money safe and they begin to discuss something.
Brutus Magnus: Are you going to try and crack the safe or shall I do that?
Tom Sykes: Seeing how you are the bombs and explosions expert. I think you should do it. I got a mail sack here.
Tom got the mail sack out of his pockets of his jeans and people see the sack being empty as Brutus gets down to trying to crack the safe in the biggest bank in the whole of the Honolulu, Hawaii area as Tom continues to speak.
Tom Sykes: Oh for gods sake. How many god damn times do me and Kevin Killbore have to see each other in the ring like fucking seriously. Don't WEW people get the fact that I'm sick and tired of even seeing this guys face all the god damn time. I mean sure he's been on somewhat a winning streak especially defeating Jack Shredder to make it in this match but the problem was you defeated a rookie so to me it's really nothing to be too impressive about and the fact you lost to Trish Newborn as well makes you look pathetic already. Hopefully this will be the last ever time we will see each other again because I don't want to face you any more and you should be in a retirement home since I beaten your ass so many times but who hasn't defeated you lately because it seems like anybody can beat you these days. Your career in wrestling is over and you should move on doing something else with your life.
Oh Kezia Walters has returned to be your manager has she Vantage? Aww how cute that the relationship is back in WEW. Not to me though because you've been going downhill ever since your defeat to Alistar Bane last year which happened here in Legacy although you did defeat SM Raye twice recently to get him out of WEW for good and you defeated Leon Torres to get in this match but here's the thing Vantage is that if you win this match then what makes you think that you can defeat Chance Rugani when you lost to him in a match for his title recently? Where's that Vantage I saw when he was the Universal champion for quite a long time during the time you faced Stefan in a match? Oh right you are quite close with him aren't you being close friends and all? He's a useless wrestler just like how you are as well Vanyard when you was thrown out by Gabriel Asar as the last man standing in the Retribution Rumble match. Sure you was the top Animosity wrestler out of it but you've dropped off the edge and just like Kevin Kilbore you also only got into this match because of defeating a rookie to the company. Not impressed at all whatsoever.
Brutus had finally cracked the safe open as there was lots of money in the safe and even a briefcase in there.
Brutus Magnus: Holy shit. That's a lot of money we are going to steal tonight.
Tom Sykes: I know and what is in this briefcase anyway?
Brutus Magnus: I don't know maybe more money in there?
Tom Sykes: Most likely now I'm going to figure out how to crack the password on this case.
So Brutus puts the money in the grey sack that Tom got from the mail office as he was figuring out how to solve the password on the case.
Tom Sykes: Oops. I almost forgot talking about Jason Church but I suppose it's because I don't watch the useless brand of Animosity but I've heard that you have been quite a decent wrestler since you've arrived in the company and done lots of great things for yourself and for sure I feel you are the biggest threat to everyone in this match.
But everyone has their weaknesses since you've had quite a few losses since being in WEW but to hell what else I've got to say to you because I don't have a clue what to talk about other than being a person that loves to attend church weddings and funerals even though it's not relevant to this match.
Five minutes later. Tom solved the password in the suitcase and it ends up having a lot of money inside as he continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: See I've already found a suitcase worth of lots of money seeing how we are going on top of the ladder to win the match and get ourselves a title shot against whoever will be champions after Legacy is over from either Animosity or Adrenaline brands we come from. This time unlike the Retribution Rumble match. I'm not going to let this match slip away from my hands on climbing up the ladder and clinch the suitcase hanging above the ring or from the videos I watched from last years match while I had to deal with those Armada Latina freaks last year but I know what I got to do to win the match and why did I say that? That's because I'm the Superpole King baby nobody can stop on achieving my dreams to become the WEW World Heavyweight champion.
Tom then helped Brutus put all the money in the grey sack as they stole all the money from the bank including the suitcase and they ran away to keep the money for themselves to spend all to themselves doing what the hell they like before Tom then goes back into his hotel room giving Natasha a kiss before he rests his eyes eventually falling asleep until ten o'clock in the morning to wake up and do some gym work nearly all day until when Tom steps into the Legacy arena to wrestle some of the top guys in WEW.
It's been a while since Tom and Brutus were together as Brutus's injury was gone but he had no interest coming back into the wrestling ring and he wanted no part of the Tom Sykes/Stefan Raab mess Tom started because Brutus got along with both men and Tom didn't like it as Tom begins to speak.
Tom Sykes: Are you a weak bitch like him or what Brutus?
Brutus Magnus: Listen Tom. I have nothing against Stefan because what he's done since he returned to WEW is unlike you he's making a name for himself maybe not in the company itself but for the company fighting against the best wrestlers in the world.
Tom Sykes: So you are agreeing with that German piece of crap?
Brutus Magnus: Oh no Tom. I'm not saying that at all although in a way I agree with you as well as he has completely changed from being a bad ass German guy to a pussy weak man that just doesn't want to defend himself but I disagree with the whole baby killing thing as that's gone way too far.
Tom Sykes: So I said I hope his unborn child dies was a bit much but I wanted to see him get angry because it's what he needs if he wants to get back in a wrestling ring again even though he wrestles in interfed events but it doesn't mean that I like the idea of it.
Brutus Magnus: No I'm not going to pick a side to be on because you both are my friends and there's nothing you can do to break mine and Stefan's friendship apart. Get fucking used to it and I'm not even bothering to get involved because you created this mess to begin with. Come on and lets rob a bank.
Tom sighs as he wanted Brutus to get away from Stefan but at least they weren't labelled as ass kissers any more since everyone saw on screen they broke their friendship up and there was no plans of them becoming friends ever again especially they were going separate ways most of the time as they put the masks on in the dark since it was night time when the bank was shut with everyone being asleep in their bed as they broke the roof window as Tom begins to speak about his match.
Tom Sykes: So I have my first ever PPV match in WEW in almost like a singles match since I've been in WEW which is fine with me because I'm used to be dealing with multiple man/woman matches. You see today I decided to do something different instead of hanging around with my girlfriend Natasha who's at the hotel room right now. Me and Brutus broke into the bank going to rob some money seeing how a suitcase is filled with lots of money so that's why I'm here. Anyway let's talk about this pathetic match we are going to have in crap hole Hawaii.
Starting with Ariel Michaels. Oh how I saw you win against that weakling Rose Marino wasn't that impressive yeah sure you got your win against her and the fact you could be contending for the tag team titles in WEW but you got two Legacy matches to focus on and I doubt that your mind is fully on this match because trust me it's not. Because of that you are already easy pickings from being tired from the tag match but we'll see what happens tomorrow night when you are going up against people bigger and stronger than you like me.
Speaking of women. We also got Megan McCrea in this match as well. Yes you've had some impressive wins as of late which got you to the case cash in match but really you are nothing more than an emo that's a step away from killing herself and being depressed as fuck more than ever before. I don't know because I don't watch the irrelevant Animosity brand so I can't say much more than that other than you and Ariel being the weakest bitches in this match up.
Brutus and Tom came up to the money safe and they begin to discuss something.
Brutus Magnus: Are you going to try and crack the safe or shall I do that?
Tom Sykes: Seeing how you are the bombs and explosions expert. I think you should do it. I got a mail sack here.
Tom got the mail sack out of his pockets of his jeans and people see the sack being empty as Brutus gets down to trying to crack the safe in the biggest bank in the whole of the Honolulu, Hawaii area as Tom continues to speak.
Tom Sykes: Oh for gods sake. How many god damn times do me and Kevin Killbore have to see each other in the ring like fucking seriously. Don't WEW people get the fact that I'm sick and tired of even seeing this guys face all the god damn time. I mean sure he's been on somewhat a winning streak especially defeating Jack Shredder to make it in this match but the problem was you defeated a rookie so to me it's really nothing to be too impressive about and the fact you lost to Trish Newborn as well makes you look pathetic already. Hopefully this will be the last ever time we will see each other again because I don't want to face you any more and you should be in a retirement home since I beaten your ass so many times but who hasn't defeated you lately because it seems like anybody can beat you these days. Your career in wrestling is over and you should move on doing something else with your life.
Oh Kezia Walters has returned to be your manager has she Vantage? Aww how cute that the relationship is back in WEW. Not to me though because you've been going downhill ever since your defeat to Alistar Bane last year which happened here in Legacy although you did defeat SM Raye twice recently to get him out of WEW for good and you defeated Leon Torres to get in this match but here's the thing Vantage is that if you win this match then what makes you think that you can defeat Chance Rugani when you lost to him in a match for his title recently? Where's that Vantage I saw when he was the Universal champion for quite a long time during the time you faced Stefan in a match? Oh right you are quite close with him aren't you being close friends and all? He's a useless wrestler just like how you are as well Vanyard when you was thrown out by Gabriel Asar as the last man standing in the Retribution Rumble match. Sure you was the top Animosity wrestler out of it but you've dropped off the edge and just like Kevin Kilbore you also only got into this match because of defeating a rookie to the company. Not impressed at all whatsoever.
Brutus had finally cracked the safe open as there was lots of money in the safe and even a briefcase in there.
Brutus Magnus: Holy shit. That's a lot of money we are going to steal tonight.
Tom Sykes: I know and what is in this briefcase anyway?
Brutus Magnus: I don't know maybe more money in there?
Tom Sykes: Most likely now I'm going to figure out how to crack the password on this case.
So Brutus puts the money in the grey sack that Tom got from the mail office as he was figuring out how to solve the password on the case.
Tom Sykes: Oops. I almost forgot talking about Jason Church but I suppose it's because I don't watch the useless brand of Animosity but I've heard that you have been quite a decent wrestler since you've arrived in the company and done lots of great things for yourself and for sure I feel you are the biggest threat to everyone in this match.
But everyone has their weaknesses since you've had quite a few losses since being in WEW but to hell what else I've got to say to you because I don't have a clue what to talk about other than being a person that loves to attend church weddings and funerals even though it's not relevant to this match.
Five minutes later. Tom solved the password in the suitcase and it ends up having a lot of money inside as he continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: See I've already found a suitcase worth of lots of money seeing how we are going on top of the ladder to win the match and get ourselves a title shot against whoever will be champions after Legacy is over from either Animosity or Adrenaline brands we come from. This time unlike the Retribution Rumble match. I'm not going to let this match slip away from my hands on climbing up the ladder and clinch the suitcase hanging above the ring or from the videos I watched from last years match while I had to deal with those Armada Latina freaks last year but I know what I got to do to win the match and why did I say that? That's because I'm the Superpole King baby nobody can stop on achieving my dreams to become the WEW World Heavyweight champion.
Tom then helped Brutus put all the money in the grey sack as they stole all the money from the bank including the suitcase and they ran away to keep the money for themselves to spend all to themselves doing what the hell they like before Tom then goes back into his hotel room giving Natasha a kiss before he rests his eyes eventually falling asleep until ten o'clock in the morning to wake up and do some gym work nearly all day until when Tom steps into the Legacy arena to wrestle some of the top guys in WEW.