Post by Tom Sykes on Aug 21, 2013 22:50:35 GMT
A pig farm. Lexington, Kentucky. Thursday 22nd August.
Tom found a pig farm that he could explore because he was thinking a lot about one of his opponents of Brian James as he had Brutus and Loris Baz with him to visit lots of pigs as Loris begins to speak to Tom.
Loris Baz: What the fuck are we doing here Tom?
Brutus Magnus: Oh I think I know why but I let Tom explain it for you.
Tom Sykes: Oh because first I got to tell everyone a story about a man who's obsessed about winning titles called Brian James.
Loris Baz: So that means he must be a right pig right?
Tom Sykes: Loris, you are learning a lot my friend as that's exactly the reason why we are here because Brian James is nothing more than a pig who has winning titles the only thing on his mind.
Brutus Magnus: Brian who? Oh right the guy that's famous for Chance Rugani's punch bag.
Tom Sykes: That's correct and god damn I'm glad to even get the chance to get my hands on him because he's nothing but a complete fail to WEW. He's just a pathetic pig that most likely shit's himself every time he has an upcoming match. Right I think you guys know what to do when I'm about to talk about this prick.
Brutus Magnus: What about Hannah Walters?
Tom Sykes: We are going somewhere else for Hannah don't worry. I haven't forgotten but for now. I'm going to talk about Brian James.
Brutus and Loris left Tom alone as he begins to speak about one of his opponents he wanted to face in the ring for quite sometime.
Tom Sykes: Finally I get my chance against a guy that seems to only care about winning titles more than actually wrestling against other wrestlers proving himself to beat them to get a title shot Brian James. You are by far the most pathetic worthless piece of shit I've ever met in my life Brian. I mean people thought I was bad on starting fights on twitter but I think you are the worst one for it. Let's look at the facts shall we that you transferred to Adrenaline because you knew you couldn't beat Chance Rugani after what the fifth time was it that you ended up being Chance's punching bag?
Ouch that must hurt right? Because that is what everyone is going to call you since that's the only thing that's made you relevant. Hell I don't even remember you being the Universal champion because well there wasn't anything to remember from that fluke title reign you had. You are nothing more than an attention whore who's obsessed with winning titles and awards in wrestling. Do you know what I call people like yourself? A pathetic weak loser because when I step into a wrestling ring. I care about kicking people's asses in the ring not giving a crap about winning or losing in wrestling since now that past is behind me.
I give you some fucking credit that you did actually beat Flame to win the Universal title even though you didn't exactly earn it but you did defend the title successfully against some wrestlers on Animosity and that you showed a lot of heart and guts to take on Chance more than once in a match. It's only a dream for me to ever step into the ring against him which I know will never happen since he's too much of a pussy to come on Adrenaline and face wrestlers in a match.
But by doing that. You made yourself look fucking stupid on never being able to win a WEW title again unless you go for Shady Layne but I'm sure everyone has said before that you got to prove yourself to get to the top of the ladder again Brian and that means the Titan championship as well.
Not that Tom cares about winning titles because he clearly doesn't but he had to tell Brian about that as there was lots of pigs running out of the farmyard charging towards Tom.
Tom Sykes: Oh shit. Lots of Brian James pigs to run away from.
Tom ran away as he got somewhere safe but it was a place where the pigs did their poo and Tom had to smell the horrific smell he's putting up with as he begins to speak.
Tom Sykes: God damn Brian. How much times have you had to poo yourself ending up in this pig farm because of being afraid of Chance Rugani kicking your ass? You are a dirty bastard.
Tom laughed on imagining the amount of poo's Brian done during his time on facing against other wrestlers on Animosity more with Chance as he continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: So I heard that you've gone and posted something on the WEW news that yet again you want to go for the WEW World Heavyweight title? Let it go Brian and let people get the chance to go for the belt for a change but I don't even care for titles because if I ever win a single's title. I just throw it straight in the bin because winning plastic belts doesn't mean shit to me especially when you can't even keep the damn belts when you lose it to another person so what's the point of challenging for them when it's not even worth it? That's something you got to think about Brian because it's worthless and even more so when people only want to win them to win the yearly WEW awards of the year for best wrestler.
Fuck that petty weak shit. Sure I did care to win titles, awards and matches but now I don't because it's not worth to complain about those things along with knowing that when I won the tag team titles with Brutus. It wasn't anything special other than being the best tag team in the company for a while and being champion was absolutely boring because you had to wait until you win the title the next time you get an opponent to face in the ring. I was glad when I lost the title because it was pathetic to even hold the weakest titles in the company.
Now I'm going to be a guy that's just wrestling to kick people's asses not giving a fuck about winning and losing. Destroying and hurting my opponents is going to be important and even getting wrestlers injured in the ring too. That's the new Tom Sykes for you along with hating the fact that the female wrestlers get themselves knocked up without using protection to have a baby with a bloke. Thank god that hasn't happened with you and that disgusting girlfriend you got. God damn even your wife isn't relevant either. I even forgot you had a wife but how can you go out with somebody like her? She's disgusting.
Tom had to go and vomit thinking about Felicia Johnson who was an upcoming wrestler training in the StarrDome at the moment as he stood in a pile of pig vomit.
Tom Sykes: Wow I didn't know Brian really did get scared of Chance with the amount of vomit he's done.
Tom then continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: Oh right now I remember her name Brian it's Felicia the girl who doesn't seem that interested in you does she now? Admit it that she finds you disgusting and she even defends twitter fights for you because you can't do it on your own but then again she didn't defend for you with Chance did she? No because she's scared of him just like you and hell you admitted that you moved from the Animosity brand because of Chance? That shows what a fucking coward and weak piece of shit you are and all of this pretending to be nice is failing a lot which actually reminds me how poorly that fat German shit is pretending to be nice as well.
Already you both are alike wanting fans to actually like you both when nearly everyone on the roster hates the pair of you because you and Stefan are the biggest jokes that WEW has to offer in the company especially when you both fail to win on a consistent bases except the tag match you was in Brian but your tag partner Calvin bitch carried you to win that match. I can't wait to beat you up tomorrow night Brian because I don't even care about Hannah if at all. I'm only going to show up tomorrow to face you only in the ring. Brooklyn can have Hannah in the ring for all I care seeing they got a bitch fest going to sort out between themselves.
Oh I almost forgot about your big fail of your Nation Of Prominence team that were your bodyguards to help you defend your Universal title along with them splitting up after losing to New Regime because they couldn't hack it as a team and just like you. They also ended up being Chris McKenzie's and Dexter Black's punching bags as well along with Derrick losing to Lance Lockhart in that main event match over on TNT a week ago making himself look pathetic just as Stefan was in that match too. I'm going to try everything I can to pin your ass destroying you until there's nothing left of you or I might change my mind making you scream like a bitch tomorrow night making me and Brooklyn the winners of the match. I'm out of here now talking about your tag partner elsewhere. See you tomorrow night in the ring title hogging bitch.
Tom then went to meet up with Brutus and Loris to take a train to somewhere that suited Hannah more than where they were just now.
A strip club. Lexington, Kentucky. Thursday 22nd August.
It was unusual for Tom to be inside of a stripper's club but it was somewhere where he knew that Hannah was famous for as Brutus and Loris were also in here as Brutus begins to speak.
Brutus Magnus: Oh this is the perfect place to come to Tom especially it represents Hannah very well.
Loris Baz: What do you mean Brutus?
Tom Sykes: He means that Hannah is the sort of girl that poses naked for playboy magazines which is what started this whole pretty looks petty shit in the first place seeing how girls think looks is more important than actually having wrestling talent.
Loris Baz: Oh so you mean that she's also a whore like Brian?
Tom Sykes: No she's a different type of whore Loris. Brian is an attention whore while Hannah is a whore of her own showing her body parts off to the world.
Loris Baz: Have you got a playboy magazine cover of her?
Brutus Magnus: He doesn't but I certainly do. Look at this.
The lads open the magazine up as they see pictures of Hannah being completely naked showing her body bits.
Loris Baz: I don't think I can even look at that. Really that's the reality world of woman's wrestling?
Tom Sykes: Sadly yes seeing how all women except Rhiannon and Shady think all about looks and being pregnant because the women are sex driven freaks thinking about more about sex and dating than actually caring about the wrestling sport.
Brutus Magnus: Well I guess me and Loris better start checking these women out while you do your own thing Tom.
Loris Baz: Yeah that blondie chick there keeps winking and looking at me. I'm going to chat her up. Looks like I've already got my date lined up for the evening.
Brutus just sat down with a beer at the bar looking at the female strippers while Loris went to a special VIP room with the woman he kept getting winks and looked at while Tom begins to speak about Hannah.
Tom Sykes: This place certainly represents you pretty well doesn't it Hannah? Is this what you had to do at the playboy mansion with stripping in front of male photographers taking pictures of you? Yep that's what this strip club is like to me you sad woman. You do realize that tomorrow night that your attention is more on Brooklyn than me right? Yep that's what I thought seeing how me and you don't really have anything against each other but this is something I'm totally against because we are in a world of wrestling not a models stripper competition.
I mean yes you've done some impressive things in the past by defeating Sayge Jemson and Angelica Monroe in the past with Crystal whatever her last name was as your tag team partner in last year's Legacy and that you are one of the only few women that isn't interested in getting pregnant with the amount of blokes you've been with but at least you actually are interested in wrestling against other wrestlers and that you are nice towards nearly all of the wrestlers in WEW.
But how many men have you had sex with exactly? I mean you had sex with that disgusting freak Calvin Harris and even with Jayceon Taylor lately and kissing up to Sayge Jemson as well certainly doesn't go down well in my book. Who the fuck wants to have sex with those ugly motherfuckers? Seriously you are the one that started all of this mess about how girls think looks is about everything in wrestling which is just complete utter bullshit. Talent always comes first in wrestling because you can always get plenty of looks in the sport but never enough of talented wrestlers. It's sad that the sport has come down to that which is something I got to destroy permanently but I guess Brooklyn will do that job since she has more hate towards you than you do with me because I'm only in this match for Brian James not to face you in the ring although I do want to kick your ass on the other hand for doing that sickening playboy cover you did last year.
Tom sees a stripper coming up towards him that looked a lot like Hannah Walters as she begins to speak to Tom.
Female stripper: Do you want to dance you sexy man?
Tom Sykes: No thank you. Get the hell out of my way you stupid Hannah Walters lookalike. Don't even think about attempting to have sex with me either.
Tom pushed the stripper out of his way as she went over to talk to some other blokes like he saw Brutus was going to pull a female stripper himself as he continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: That's how easy life is for you isn't it Hannah to go over and accept the love from nearly every bloke in the locker room. I bet you've had sex with nearly every single male wrestler in the locker room but I think you know that Brian James is spoken for so he's out on you sleeping with him already although I wouldn't be surprised if it happened between you both seeing how close you both are on twitter already while me and Brooklyn don't even like each other at all. I don't like anybody in this god forsaken company because all of you are a bunch of ass kissers that get sucked into making friends with each other respecting one another like weak wrestlers always do. What people got to learn is that you have to earn respect in order to get it from me which none of you in WEW haven't done.
Yeah so I'm not going to talk that much more about you Hannah because you aren't relevant to me nothing bad against you. I'm just more interested in your tag partner due to you and Brooklyn having some sort of rivalry together but I'm leaving the rest to her to talk about you because I think I've said enough tonight. I'm going to beat and destroy Brian James while Brooklyn is going to beat and destroy Hannah Walters busting our opponents wide open. Why did I say that? That's because I'm the Superpole King baby.
Tom then walked out of the strip club as he walked back to his hotel room to get some sleep leaving his friends being pulled by other female strippers in the club.
Tom found a pig farm that he could explore because he was thinking a lot about one of his opponents of Brian James as he had Brutus and Loris Baz with him to visit lots of pigs as Loris begins to speak to Tom.
Loris Baz: What the fuck are we doing here Tom?
Brutus Magnus: Oh I think I know why but I let Tom explain it for you.
Tom Sykes: Oh because first I got to tell everyone a story about a man who's obsessed about winning titles called Brian James.
Loris Baz: So that means he must be a right pig right?
Tom Sykes: Loris, you are learning a lot my friend as that's exactly the reason why we are here because Brian James is nothing more than a pig who has winning titles the only thing on his mind.
Brutus Magnus: Brian who? Oh right the guy that's famous for Chance Rugani's punch bag.
Tom Sykes: That's correct and god damn I'm glad to even get the chance to get my hands on him because he's nothing but a complete fail to WEW. He's just a pathetic pig that most likely shit's himself every time he has an upcoming match. Right I think you guys know what to do when I'm about to talk about this prick.
Brutus Magnus: What about Hannah Walters?
Tom Sykes: We are going somewhere else for Hannah don't worry. I haven't forgotten but for now. I'm going to talk about Brian James.
Brutus and Loris left Tom alone as he begins to speak about one of his opponents he wanted to face in the ring for quite sometime.
Tom Sykes: Finally I get my chance against a guy that seems to only care about winning titles more than actually wrestling against other wrestlers proving himself to beat them to get a title shot Brian James. You are by far the most pathetic worthless piece of shit I've ever met in my life Brian. I mean people thought I was bad on starting fights on twitter but I think you are the worst one for it. Let's look at the facts shall we that you transferred to Adrenaline because you knew you couldn't beat Chance Rugani after what the fifth time was it that you ended up being Chance's punching bag?
Ouch that must hurt right? Because that is what everyone is going to call you since that's the only thing that's made you relevant. Hell I don't even remember you being the Universal champion because well there wasn't anything to remember from that fluke title reign you had. You are nothing more than an attention whore who's obsessed with winning titles and awards in wrestling. Do you know what I call people like yourself? A pathetic weak loser because when I step into a wrestling ring. I care about kicking people's asses in the ring not giving a crap about winning or losing in wrestling since now that past is behind me.
I give you some fucking credit that you did actually beat Flame to win the Universal title even though you didn't exactly earn it but you did defend the title successfully against some wrestlers on Animosity and that you showed a lot of heart and guts to take on Chance more than once in a match. It's only a dream for me to ever step into the ring against him which I know will never happen since he's too much of a pussy to come on Adrenaline and face wrestlers in a match.
But by doing that. You made yourself look fucking stupid on never being able to win a WEW title again unless you go for Shady Layne but I'm sure everyone has said before that you got to prove yourself to get to the top of the ladder again Brian and that means the Titan championship as well.
Not that Tom cares about winning titles because he clearly doesn't but he had to tell Brian about that as there was lots of pigs running out of the farmyard charging towards Tom.
Tom Sykes: Oh shit. Lots of Brian James pigs to run away from.
Tom ran away as he got somewhere safe but it was a place where the pigs did their poo and Tom had to smell the horrific smell he's putting up with as he begins to speak.
Tom Sykes: God damn Brian. How much times have you had to poo yourself ending up in this pig farm because of being afraid of Chance Rugani kicking your ass? You are a dirty bastard.
Tom laughed on imagining the amount of poo's Brian done during his time on facing against other wrestlers on Animosity more with Chance as he continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: So I heard that you've gone and posted something on the WEW news that yet again you want to go for the WEW World Heavyweight title? Let it go Brian and let people get the chance to go for the belt for a change but I don't even care for titles because if I ever win a single's title. I just throw it straight in the bin because winning plastic belts doesn't mean shit to me especially when you can't even keep the damn belts when you lose it to another person so what's the point of challenging for them when it's not even worth it? That's something you got to think about Brian because it's worthless and even more so when people only want to win them to win the yearly WEW awards of the year for best wrestler.
Fuck that petty weak shit. Sure I did care to win titles, awards and matches but now I don't because it's not worth to complain about those things along with knowing that when I won the tag team titles with Brutus. It wasn't anything special other than being the best tag team in the company for a while and being champion was absolutely boring because you had to wait until you win the title the next time you get an opponent to face in the ring. I was glad when I lost the title because it was pathetic to even hold the weakest titles in the company.
Now I'm going to be a guy that's just wrestling to kick people's asses not giving a fuck about winning and losing. Destroying and hurting my opponents is going to be important and even getting wrestlers injured in the ring too. That's the new Tom Sykes for you along with hating the fact that the female wrestlers get themselves knocked up without using protection to have a baby with a bloke. Thank god that hasn't happened with you and that disgusting girlfriend you got. God damn even your wife isn't relevant either. I even forgot you had a wife but how can you go out with somebody like her? She's disgusting.
Tom had to go and vomit thinking about Felicia Johnson who was an upcoming wrestler training in the StarrDome at the moment as he stood in a pile of pig vomit.
Tom Sykes: Wow I didn't know Brian really did get scared of Chance with the amount of vomit he's done.
Tom then continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: Oh right now I remember her name Brian it's Felicia the girl who doesn't seem that interested in you does she now? Admit it that she finds you disgusting and she even defends twitter fights for you because you can't do it on your own but then again she didn't defend for you with Chance did she? No because she's scared of him just like you and hell you admitted that you moved from the Animosity brand because of Chance? That shows what a fucking coward and weak piece of shit you are and all of this pretending to be nice is failing a lot which actually reminds me how poorly that fat German shit is pretending to be nice as well.
Already you both are alike wanting fans to actually like you both when nearly everyone on the roster hates the pair of you because you and Stefan are the biggest jokes that WEW has to offer in the company especially when you both fail to win on a consistent bases except the tag match you was in Brian but your tag partner Calvin bitch carried you to win that match. I can't wait to beat you up tomorrow night Brian because I don't even care about Hannah if at all. I'm only going to show up tomorrow to face you only in the ring. Brooklyn can have Hannah in the ring for all I care seeing they got a bitch fest going to sort out between themselves.
Oh I almost forgot about your big fail of your Nation Of Prominence team that were your bodyguards to help you defend your Universal title along with them splitting up after losing to New Regime because they couldn't hack it as a team and just like you. They also ended up being Chris McKenzie's and Dexter Black's punching bags as well along with Derrick losing to Lance Lockhart in that main event match over on TNT a week ago making himself look pathetic just as Stefan was in that match too. I'm going to try everything I can to pin your ass destroying you until there's nothing left of you or I might change my mind making you scream like a bitch tomorrow night making me and Brooklyn the winners of the match. I'm out of here now talking about your tag partner elsewhere. See you tomorrow night in the ring title hogging bitch.
Tom then went to meet up with Brutus and Loris to take a train to somewhere that suited Hannah more than where they were just now.
A strip club. Lexington, Kentucky. Thursday 22nd August.
It was unusual for Tom to be inside of a stripper's club but it was somewhere where he knew that Hannah was famous for as Brutus and Loris were also in here as Brutus begins to speak.
Brutus Magnus: Oh this is the perfect place to come to Tom especially it represents Hannah very well.
Loris Baz: What do you mean Brutus?
Tom Sykes: He means that Hannah is the sort of girl that poses naked for playboy magazines which is what started this whole pretty looks petty shit in the first place seeing how girls think looks is more important than actually having wrestling talent.
Loris Baz: Oh so you mean that she's also a whore like Brian?
Tom Sykes: No she's a different type of whore Loris. Brian is an attention whore while Hannah is a whore of her own showing her body parts off to the world.
Loris Baz: Have you got a playboy magazine cover of her?
Brutus Magnus: He doesn't but I certainly do. Look at this.
The lads open the magazine up as they see pictures of Hannah being completely naked showing her body bits.
Loris Baz: I don't think I can even look at that. Really that's the reality world of woman's wrestling?
Tom Sykes: Sadly yes seeing how all women except Rhiannon and Shady think all about looks and being pregnant because the women are sex driven freaks thinking about more about sex and dating than actually caring about the wrestling sport.
Brutus Magnus: Well I guess me and Loris better start checking these women out while you do your own thing Tom.
Loris Baz: Yeah that blondie chick there keeps winking and looking at me. I'm going to chat her up. Looks like I've already got my date lined up for the evening.
Brutus just sat down with a beer at the bar looking at the female strippers while Loris went to a special VIP room with the woman he kept getting winks and looked at while Tom begins to speak about Hannah.
Tom Sykes: This place certainly represents you pretty well doesn't it Hannah? Is this what you had to do at the playboy mansion with stripping in front of male photographers taking pictures of you? Yep that's what this strip club is like to me you sad woman. You do realize that tomorrow night that your attention is more on Brooklyn than me right? Yep that's what I thought seeing how me and you don't really have anything against each other but this is something I'm totally against because we are in a world of wrestling not a models stripper competition.
I mean yes you've done some impressive things in the past by defeating Sayge Jemson and Angelica Monroe in the past with Crystal whatever her last name was as your tag team partner in last year's Legacy and that you are one of the only few women that isn't interested in getting pregnant with the amount of blokes you've been with but at least you actually are interested in wrestling against other wrestlers and that you are nice towards nearly all of the wrestlers in WEW.
But how many men have you had sex with exactly? I mean you had sex with that disgusting freak Calvin Harris and even with Jayceon Taylor lately and kissing up to Sayge Jemson as well certainly doesn't go down well in my book. Who the fuck wants to have sex with those ugly motherfuckers? Seriously you are the one that started all of this mess about how girls think looks is about everything in wrestling which is just complete utter bullshit. Talent always comes first in wrestling because you can always get plenty of looks in the sport but never enough of talented wrestlers. It's sad that the sport has come down to that which is something I got to destroy permanently but I guess Brooklyn will do that job since she has more hate towards you than you do with me because I'm only in this match for Brian James not to face you in the ring although I do want to kick your ass on the other hand for doing that sickening playboy cover you did last year.
Tom sees a stripper coming up towards him that looked a lot like Hannah Walters as she begins to speak to Tom.
Female stripper: Do you want to dance you sexy man?
Tom Sykes: No thank you. Get the hell out of my way you stupid Hannah Walters lookalike. Don't even think about attempting to have sex with me either.
Tom pushed the stripper out of his way as she went over to talk to some other blokes like he saw Brutus was going to pull a female stripper himself as he continued to speak.
Tom Sykes: That's how easy life is for you isn't it Hannah to go over and accept the love from nearly every bloke in the locker room. I bet you've had sex with nearly every single male wrestler in the locker room but I think you know that Brian James is spoken for so he's out on you sleeping with him already although I wouldn't be surprised if it happened between you both seeing how close you both are on twitter already while me and Brooklyn don't even like each other at all. I don't like anybody in this god forsaken company because all of you are a bunch of ass kissers that get sucked into making friends with each other respecting one another like weak wrestlers always do. What people got to learn is that you have to earn respect in order to get it from me which none of you in WEW haven't done.
Yeah so I'm not going to talk that much more about you Hannah because you aren't relevant to me nothing bad against you. I'm just more interested in your tag partner due to you and Brooklyn having some sort of rivalry together but I'm leaving the rest to her to talk about you because I think I've said enough tonight. I'm going to beat and destroy Brian James while Brooklyn is going to beat and destroy Hannah Walters busting our opponents wide open. Why did I say that? That's because I'm the Superpole King baby.
Tom then walked out of the strip club as he walked back to his hotel room to get some sleep leaving his friends being pulled by other female strippers in the club.