Post by Konrad Raab on Aug 24, 2013 18:04:33 GMT
After TNT show went off the air. San Jose, California. Thursday 15th August.
Straight after Stefan's match against Lance Lockhart, Derrick Michaels and Jeffrey. Stefan's back was hurting a lot and he was in the medical room along with his manager Jake Raab to see if there was any real damage to his back as the doctor told Stefan to lie on his tummy with his face on the towel onto the bed thinking that he could've done so much more in the match as he begins to speak to Jake.
Stefan Raab: I've failed didn't I?
Jake Raab: Stefan. There wasn't anything else you could've done in the match. You didn't fail at all.
Stefan Raab: All I remember was that I was testing my strength against Jeffrey and then I kind of choked in the match.
Jake Raab: It was just luck Stefan and hell. It took you a lot of guts to even fight him and that's what you are a tough SOB compared to the other two that were almost too afraid to face Jeffrey.
Stefan Raab: Did you see how weak I was? Usually it's me that's stronger than any of my opponents but shit I met my match and he's certainly a guy I told Dietrich I was going to have problems taking down off his feet which I didn't even do.
Suddenly the doctor pressed down on Stefan's lower back pretty hard as Stefan twitches his face like he was really in pain.
Stefan Raab: Ouch. That's where it hurts right there doc.
The doctor gave Stefan's lower back a little bit of a massage as he hit his back really hard due to the strength Jeffrey had over Stefan as he knew exactly why Stefan's in pain as he begins to speak to both Stefan and Jake.
Doctor: From what I'm feeling here. It seems like that Stefan's done way too much gym work and that's the root cause of the injury along with Jeffrey hitting Stefan on the mat really hard. I suggest you don't do any gym work for a few days and just to rest your back.
Stefan Raab: That's impossible doc as I have a match Sunday night over in Norway.
Doctor: Then you should try to rest as much as you can until Sunday and then I will check it again next week to see if it's gotten any better.
Jake shook his head as he did warn Stefan to rest from doing too much gym work the last few weeks.
Jake Raab: I told you Stefan that you should've rested before your match otherwise you wouldn't have a back injury that you got. Is it a serious injury my cousin has got do you think?
Doctor: Oh not at all Jake as Stefan can continue to wrestle which is very lucky that nothing seems to be broken from what I'm feeling here. He might have a big bruise on his back though.
Jake Raab: Thank goodness, At least that's something positive Stefan can look at.
Stefan is aware of what he must do to try and rest his back as much as he can as he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: OK I will rest my back until Sunday and then rest it until you check things over. I promise I won't do any gym work until you've rechecked everything next week and then I get back on doing gym work because I really need to get back into shape again.
Doctor: Exactly and it's lucky you got Jake with you because also from what I can see from looking at you and the blood tests I've done on your body that you are very dehydrated as well so I want you to drink plenty of fluids before your match in two weeks time.
Jake Raab: I did warn Stefan to drink something although he did drink a bottle of water quite fast.
Doctor: But it's not good enough Jake. You need to make sure that Stefan drinks at least seven litres of water before he wrestles especially the age Stefan's at. He needs to drink more than all the wrestlers on the roster.
Jake Raab: OK I make sure to do that and to keep an eye out on him doing gym work being hydrated as much as he can.
Doctor: Now you both can leave here so Stefan can go to Norway with resting his back along with getting plenty to drink on the plane.
Jake Raab: Of course I will.
Stefan Raab: Thank you and I'll make sure that I drink plenty of water.
So both Jake and Stefan left the medical room as Stefan grabbed his things to go to the San Jose airport to fly to Oslo, Norway for his next match up on Sunday.
Spending time with his daughters. Cologne, Germany. Monday 19th August.
Since Stefan had a match over in Norway on Sunday. He thought to go back to Germany and visit his daughters since he wasn't allowed to do gym work because of his back injury but it was nice for him to be able to spend time with them especially that he still had memory loss due to being extremely stressed and depressed quite a lot during the year. He took his daughters to the Zoo since he hasn't seen them in a long while along with trying to remember things like their names and hopefully they can help Stefan discover what his favourite animal is. It was a sunny day and he was giving both of his daughters hugs and kisses each one of them on their cheek being a father he was. While they were walking towards the giraffes, his eldest daughter, Aldetruda begins to speak to her dad.
Aldetruda Raab: Daddy?
Stefan Raab: Yes, Aldetruda.
Aldetruda Raab: Why are you away from me and Christa all the time?
Christa Raab: Yes I've been wondering about that since last year as well.
Stefan had to sit down with them on the bench with the girls along with them looking at the giraffes as he begins to speak trying to explain things the way they would understand.
Stefan Raab: I know I haven't been there for both of you at all but there's a few reasons for that. You see I don't live in Germany any more along with not entertaining the fans I used to do here in Germany. I'm a professional wrestler that's always on the road twenty four seven wrestling in America in a place called California where I live with your step mum and your step brother.
Christa Raab: Is that a sport or something?
Stefan Raab: Yes it is Christa that I wrestle against different opponents every bi weekly on a show called Top Notch Training in World Elite Wrestling.
Aldetruda Raab: You mean like you beat people up in the ring?
Stefan Raab: Exactly but you got to wrestle in a way that you don't seriously hurt someone or yourself which didn't go too well in my first match seeing how I'm carrying a back injury but I'm feeling much better than I was already.
Christa Raab: Now I understand. Did you say recently that we might be having another member in our family?
It was something that's been on Stefan's mind a lot with Fizz being six months pregnant and he couldn't stop thinking about it as he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Yes that's right that me and your step mum are having another baby in our family and you both are going to have another step brother.
Aldetruda Raab: That's amazing daddy. Congratulations to you and Fizz. How's Matthaus doing?
Stefan Raab: He's doing great. He can talk now and is watching a lot of TV with us. He's one now after he had his birthday on the twelfth of August.
Christa Raab: He's grown fast hasn't he?
Stefan Raab: Yes he certainly has Christa. Now come on and let me find out what your favourite animals along with mine as well.
Aldetruda Raab: That's a great idea.
So Stefan, Aldetruda and Christa went to walk over to the elephants as Aldetruda begins to speak.
Aldetruda Raab: See daddy. Those are my favourite animals because I love how beautiful the elephants are.
Stefan Raab: Yeah they are and just look at those trunks they have as well.
One of the elephants looked at Stefan and his daughters and then the elephant squirt water to Stefan, Aldetruda and Christa as they got soaking wet with the girls laughing at their dad being almost drenched from the water of the elephant.
Stefan Raab: I'm soaked now but I guess we better move on with Christa's favourite animal.
Aldetruda Raab: Me too daddy although you look more wet than me and Christa do.
Stefan had a little chuckle on what Aldetruda said and begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Yes. I guess I am HAHA. Now let Christa show me her favourite animal.
They walked away from the elephants as the girls ran ahead of Stefan as they knew where to go while Stefan's trying to remember a lot of things about his daughters which he has found out that Aldetruda's favourite animals were elephants. The girls stopped running as they pointed to a lion as Stefan stops and begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: So lions are your favourite animals are they Christa?
Christa Raab: Yes. I just love how soft and beautiful their coats are and I think what people do to kill the animals for their coat is disgusting.
Stefan Raab: Yes I completely agree with you. I'm completely against animal cruelty hence why in two weeks time I'm going to wrestle in a charity bash event in a couple of weeks time as well to give money to the animal nature to stop the killing against animals.
Christa Raab: That's so cool daddy. I wish you all the best with wrestling on that event along with facing whoever you are against in WEW as well.
Stefan Raab: Thank you very much.
Christa Raab: I find that lion so adorable that I don't want to leave.
Aldetruda Raab: We have to I'm afraid Christa as we going to find what our daddy's favourite animal is.
Christa Raab: I agree. Let's go.
Stefan sees his daughters getting along really well because at the ages they were at. Sisters would fight a lot but Stefan doesn't see that in Aldetruda or Christa as they were like a tag team in Stefan's mind as he's currently thinking about his next match in TNT not knowing who he's going to face against until tomorrow. Aldetruda and Christa held Stefan's hands and they dragged him towards the penguins as they stopped and Aldetruda begins to speak.
Aldetruda Raab: That's your favourite animal daddy.
Stefan was interested in the penguins straight away as he was loving them being silly while they were getting fed fish by one of the zoo keepers in the zoo as they even laughed when the penguin threw the fish with it's mouth at the other people standing around them as Stefan begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: I'm very proud of you girls on helping me with finding out what my favourite animals are and that to me was really funny what the penguin did. Now I see why they are my favourite animals.
Christa Raab: Yes daddy we always knew you loved penguins. Funny animals they are.
Stefan Raab: Indeed they are Christa. Sadly though girls I have to take you both back home because I got to go to America on Thursday to get a check up on my back before my match in two weeks time.
Aldetruda Raab: That's a shame as we really enjoyed spending time with you. Do you think you will see us again?
Stefan Raab: Yes I know I will and I promise I will make much more of an effort to see both of you because I love you so much Aldetruda and Christa. Now let's go back to your mum's house while I make my way to California.
After Penguin's feeding time was over. Stefan, Aldetruda and Christa left the zoo as they get in Stefan's car so he can send them home giving them a kiss and a cuddle before collecting his bags to go straight to California for his check up on his back and to prepare for his match in two weeks time.
Raab Nukem pirate. San Jose, California. Wednesday 28th August.
There was a movie set going to happen in California today where Stefan wasn't going to be an ordinary pirate. Instead he was going to be a friendly pirate named Raab Nukem who was going to save the world from evil pirate zombies. He had a toy gun with other actors on the set wearing pirate zombie costumes. Stefan couldn't wait to take this project on board because he was already a big wrestling star in other wrestling promotions so it was perfect for him to have a bit of fun.
Stefan's wearing a red top with black jeans along with a poisonous logo on the belt, eye patch on his eye, a pirate hat and black shoes on as well. Jake was also in the film as well but he was going to be the captain ordering Stefan around. The cameras started to film as they began filming in the sea on a boat.
Raab Nukem: God damn. There was loads of monsters I had to destroy wasn't there?
Captain Jake: Yes there was but what I want you to do now is you got to kill those pirate zombies. They are also taking the hostages trying to kill them so you need to save those hostages on the other boat and put them onto your boat successfully.
Raab Nukem: Sounds clear enough to me Captain. Is there anything else I should know?
Captain Jake: Yes. After you put the hostages inside of the boat and destroyed all the pirate zombies. There will be an monster pirate zombie that wants to kill you but you must save those hostages Raab.
Raab Nukem: Sounds like a dangerous mission I have to do but I can handle it being the friendly pirate I am and saving the world is my goal today.
Captain Jake: Exactly. Now go and save the world on your own and let's go to that boat over there
While Captain Jake went to his cabin. Stefan went on the other boat where the pirate zombies were as he used his toy gun to take some of the zombies down as he begins to speak about his match while fighting against them.
Raab Nukem: So today everyone in World Elite Wrestling. I'm filming a movie called Raab Nukem pirate on me saving the world from pirate zombies saving the hostages from them and destroying this monster pirate zombie. Two weeks ago, I stepped into a WEW ring for the first time since my loss to Trisha Monroe last year in August going up against Lance Lockhart, Jeffrey and Derrick Michaels and I lost the match. I was in pain because Jeffrey hit my back in the ring so hard that I had to go straight to the medical room to check if there wasn't any damage to my spine which luckily there wasn't but I suffered with bruises on my back.
I honestly thought I would never face anybody that's stronger than me in the ring, but Jeffrey is one tough bad ass and I respect the guy a lot for giving me a tough fight two weeks ago and I'm sure I will face against him again sooner rather than later along with Lance Lockhart as well who I've never gotten the chance to face because Jeffrey somehow only wanted to face me and not with other wrestlers as much unless he thought I was a threat but the match is over now time for me to move on.
Now you may ask why am I being a pirate today? It's because my opponent for my second TNT match tomorrow night is a pirate going under the name Thiefin' Bart Napier. I got to agree with some of the comments made by Travis last week that it's certainly very original and creative to be going under a pirate wrestling gimmick you got going in TNT and actually taking wrestling very seriously as well because most people would think is this guy serious but I think from looking at you Bart that you aren't even close to being a joke.
You have a lot of talent in the ring from what I saw from you two weeks ago and I got to say that I was impressed with you showing how incredibly athletic you are especially as a pirate wrestler. I hear that you are one of those aerial wrestlers? I admit that's one of the only things I can't do in wrestling at all is do aerial high flying moves because I'm too much of a big guy to be able to fly across the ring. I've never even used a high flying move once in wrestling because I never had to so I am pretty jealous you can do that while I can barely climb a turnbuckle let alone jump high from my feet to do a cross body move. I feel you are a threat just from the stamina pace side of things alone that's going to be a disadvantage for me coming into this match against you.
Stefan killed all the pirate zombies that were in his way as he went inside of the cabin trying to search for the hostages but then another pirate zombie jumped right in front of him.
Raab Nukem: Son of a bitch.
Stefan shoots at the zombie until he ran out of ammo so he had to use his fist to kill the zombie which he did so he walked on checking in each room and then in one room Stefan found the hostages sitting on the floor having their hands tied behind their backs so he got them out of the ship onto his own one which thankfully they all managed to get on the boat before more zombies appeared as Stefan went outside to kill more of them. Then he found a sword he could use and he slashes all of pirate zombies standing in his way as he continued to go down the cabin to find any more hostages as he continues to speak.
Raab Nukem: Now you may look back and see what Lance has said about me a couple of weeks ago about me being an alcoholic with anger problems. I can't disagree with that as I was a nasty guy and god damn I regret every single day even touching the drink but I had rehab to get me to stop drinking beer and it's worked for the better so I can't lie about that at all no matter how much I want to but that's all behind me now but I still have anger problems I have counselling for everyday. Anyway lets get back on topic talking about the match. Another thing I like about you is that your finisher is named Walk The Plank? Again a very creative name that I love that's original too. I wish I thought of that but then again I'm not interested in being a pirate so yeah I already like you a lot as it is Bart.
There's something I do have an issue with however and that's how you spoke in a language that I couldn't understand with things like seven seas or something like that but I could be wrong seeing how I can't remember anything right now with my memory loss but if you did then it's not such a good idea to talk in pirate language trust me. I used to speak a lot of German on WEW television when I faced against Vantage at Retribution back in two thousand and twelve. I got booed the hell out of me because they couldn't understand what I was saying apart from my friend Elton who translated everything I said but I could hear the fans more than I could hear Elton speaking to me so be aware of what you are saying because it could lose people respecting you like it did with me which I'm only earning now because of my dramatic change in my behaviour.
There's another thing you and the rest of the TNT wrestlers talked about a couple of weeks ago and that's the TNT TV title. I'm not sure why people are bringing that up considering it's not been officially confirmed to be on TNT for us to win yet and I'm not actually thinking about titles right now because it's about making a name for yourself so what's the point of talking about titles when it doesn't exist in TNT yet? Unless I'm mistaken Alakai mentioned nothing about the TV title being on this brand at all. I'd rather focus on getting myself known and earning the chance for the title on winning my matches than being handed a title shot I didn't deserve.
I think everyone is getting too ahead of themselves and should focus on winning matches first. Again not bad mouthing just something the roster have to think about before saying something that's all. I understand that you are a pirate and your thing is to collect and have gold but even pirates have to earn to win gold before they actually have it meaning digging for it which in other words means win more matches before thinking about titles and seeing if the title will even appear on the show first or not because I don't believe with having a title on our brand until Alakai announces there's going to be one.
Stefan stopped talking for a bit as he came across the big monster pirate zombie that was black and it only had one eye but it was a large eye and it had a bright red lazer coming out of it's eye.
Raab Nukem: How am I going to beat this thing with a sword in my hand?
Then the captain threw the rocket launcher and rockets at Stefan and he was ready for a fight with the monster pirate zombie and he shot the rocket at the monster that got him pretty weak and then he stood up and took a lazer shot at Stefan which takes him down.
Raab Nukem: Die you pirate zombie scum.
Stefan then stood up and going to attempt to kill it which seems to be impossible at the moment as he continues to speak while fighting the monster pirate zombie with anger in his eyes dying to kill the monster pirate zombie to save the hostages
Raab Nukem: I have nothing but respect for you Bart because you earned it by trying your best on defeating your opponents last week but you lost your focus like I did as well but the thing is that I've always been interested in fighting you just because of how different you are compared to other opponents I've faced here in TNT with high flying skills and your technical wrestling as well which I forgot to mention earlier. That's why I think this is a good match up for us because we can have a really solid technical match against each other along with your aerial moves and me with my power moves to the mix but I can see that we are going to prove to each other who has the best technical skills in the ring to the fans who I'm sure are going to cheer us on no matter what we do in the ring.
I'm really looking forward to see what you've got against me in the match in two weeks time as I'm sure you are excited to face me as well because I love to wrestle and working out in the gym and I've seen a glimpse of you in the TNT training facility and you take yourself seriously like people were shocked with that but I wasn't because I knew exactly that you was made to be in the wrestling business since I've seen a lot of wrestlers come before you having a shark character and they ended up failing but you won't I know that for a fact.
We both got to bounce back from our losses we got two weeks ago but the thing is that only one of us can walk out as the winner of the match. I need to win Bart to keep my good reputation going in WEW with me representing and promoting World Elite Wrestling in interfed tournaments especially one that's coming up on Saturday but I'm putting that match behind me because my focus is on you and on this match. I'm not going to be the one that's going to be walking on a plank because sadly it will be you.
Stefan felt kind of bad he had to say that but he knew it was apart of the wrestling business and he got the monster down twice but it kept getting back up but it was close on nearly being dead.
Raab Nukem: I'm going to piss on your eye when you are knocked out.
Stefan was enjoying the battle with firing rocket launchers at the pirate zombie as he continues to speak about the match.
Raab Nukem: This time I'm not going to be taken by surprise and sure my back isn't feeling 100 percent but I'm still going to wrestle against you wrestling for the fans and even for Alakai this week as well since I felt I let him down two weeks ago. WEW is in my blood being my first real wrestling home I was accepted by and I will never give up wrestling for this company hell I would even wrestle injured just to wrestle for the company although my back is playing up quite a bit it's not as bad as it was before just because I'm proud to be apart of this awesome great company in WEW.
Nothing is going to stop me this time from getting my first official win in TNT making you tap out or pin you for the three count taking your dream for gold off from you to win this match along with making you fall from the turnbuckle like you fell from walking on the plank. I'm Raab Nukem pirate saying good luck my matie and enjoy being buried with your treasure with the win being stolen from you because you will be prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze.
Stefan shot his last rocket launcher at the monster pirate zombie and he pulled the arms and legs on the monster as he unzipped his trousers to piss in his eye for a few minutes before zipping his trousers back up with the hostages saved and the monster destroyed as he along with the actors in the film set sail back to land before Stefan getting some well earned sleep in his hotel room for his match tomorrow night in California.
Straight after Stefan's match against Lance Lockhart, Derrick Michaels and Jeffrey. Stefan's back was hurting a lot and he was in the medical room along with his manager Jake Raab to see if there was any real damage to his back as the doctor told Stefan to lie on his tummy with his face on the towel onto the bed thinking that he could've done so much more in the match as he begins to speak to Jake.
Stefan Raab: I've failed didn't I?
Jake Raab: Stefan. There wasn't anything else you could've done in the match. You didn't fail at all.
Stefan Raab: All I remember was that I was testing my strength against Jeffrey and then I kind of choked in the match.
Jake Raab: It was just luck Stefan and hell. It took you a lot of guts to even fight him and that's what you are a tough SOB compared to the other two that were almost too afraid to face Jeffrey.
Stefan Raab: Did you see how weak I was? Usually it's me that's stronger than any of my opponents but shit I met my match and he's certainly a guy I told Dietrich I was going to have problems taking down off his feet which I didn't even do.
Suddenly the doctor pressed down on Stefan's lower back pretty hard as Stefan twitches his face like he was really in pain.
Stefan Raab: Ouch. That's where it hurts right there doc.
The doctor gave Stefan's lower back a little bit of a massage as he hit his back really hard due to the strength Jeffrey had over Stefan as he knew exactly why Stefan's in pain as he begins to speak to both Stefan and Jake.
Doctor: From what I'm feeling here. It seems like that Stefan's done way too much gym work and that's the root cause of the injury along with Jeffrey hitting Stefan on the mat really hard. I suggest you don't do any gym work for a few days and just to rest your back.
Stefan Raab: That's impossible doc as I have a match Sunday night over in Norway.
Doctor: Then you should try to rest as much as you can until Sunday and then I will check it again next week to see if it's gotten any better.
Jake shook his head as he did warn Stefan to rest from doing too much gym work the last few weeks.
Jake Raab: I told you Stefan that you should've rested before your match otherwise you wouldn't have a back injury that you got. Is it a serious injury my cousin has got do you think?
Doctor: Oh not at all Jake as Stefan can continue to wrestle which is very lucky that nothing seems to be broken from what I'm feeling here. He might have a big bruise on his back though.
Jake Raab: Thank goodness, At least that's something positive Stefan can look at.
Stefan is aware of what he must do to try and rest his back as much as he can as he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: OK I will rest my back until Sunday and then rest it until you check things over. I promise I won't do any gym work until you've rechecked everything next week and then I get back on doing gym work because I really need to get back into shape again.
Doctor: Exactly and it's lucky you got Jake with you because also from what I can see from looking at you and the blood tests I've done on your body that you are very dehydrated as well so I want you to drink plenty of fluids before your match in two weeks time.
Jake Raab: I did warn Stefan to drink something although he did drink a bottle of water quite fast.
Doctor: But it's not good enough Jake. You need to make sure that Stefan drinks at least seven litres of water before he wrestles especially the age Stefan's at. He needs to drink more than all the wrestlers on the roster.
Jake Raab: OK I make sure to do that and to keep an eye out on him doing gym work being hydrated as much as he can.
Doctor: Now you both can leave here so Stefan can go to Norway with resting his back along with getting plenty to drink on the plane.
Jake Raab: Of course I will.
Stefan Raab: Thank you and I'll make sure that I drink plenty of water.
So both Jake and Stefan left the medical room as Stefan grabbed his things to go to the San Jose airport to fly to Oslo, Norway for his next match up on Sunday.
Spending time with his daughters. Cologne, Germany. Monday 19th August.
Since Stefan had a match over in Norway on Sunday. He thought to go back to Germany and visit his daughters since he wasn't allowed to do gym work because of his back injury but it was nice for him to be able to spend time with them especially that he still had memory loss due to being extremely stressed and depressed quite a lot during the year. He took his daughters to the Zoo since he hasn't seen them in a long while along with trying to remember things like their names and hopefully they can help Stefan discover what his favourite animal is. It was a sunny day and he was giving both of his daughters hugs and kisses each one of them on their cheek being a father he was. While they were walking towards the giraffes, his eldest daughter, Aldetruda begins to speak to her dad.
Aldetruda Raab: Daddy?
Stefan Raab: Yes, Aldetruda.
Aldetruda Raab: Why are you away from me and Christa all the time?
Christa Raab: Yes I've been wondering about that since last year as well.
Stefan had to sit down with them on the bench with the girls along with them looking at the giraffes as he begins to speak trying to explain things the way they would understand.
Stefan Raab: I know I haven't been there for both of you at all but there's a few reasons for that. You see I don't live in Germany any more along with not entertaining the fans I used to do here in Germany. I'm a professional wrestler that's always on the road twenty four seven wrestling in America in a place called California where I live with your step mum and your step brother.
Christa Raab: Is that a sport or something?
Stefan Raab: Yes it is Christa that I wrestle against different opponents every bi weekly on a show called Top Notch Training in World Elite Wrestling.
Aldetruda Raab: You mean like you beat people up in the ring?
Stefan Raab: Exactly but you got to wrestle in a way that you don't seriously hurt someone or yourself which didn't go too well in my first match seeing how I'm carrying a back injury but I'm feeling much better than I was already.
Christa Raab: Now I understand. Did you say recently that we might be having another member in our family?
It was something that's been on Stefan's mind a lot with Fizz being six months pregnant and he couldn't stop thinking about it as he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Yes that's right that me and your step mum are having another baby in our family and you both are going to have another step brother.
Aldetruda Raab: That's amazing daddy. Congratulations to you and Fizz. How's Matthaus doing?
Stefan Raab: He's doing great. He can talk now and is watching a lot of TV with us. He's one now after he had his birthday on the twelfth of August.
Christa Raab: He's grown fast hasn't he?
Stefan Raab: Yes he certainly has Christa. Now come on and let me find out what your favourite animals along with mine as well.
Aldetruda Raab: That's a great idea.
So Stefan, Aldetruda and Christa went to walk over to the elephants as Aldetruda begins to speak.
Aldetruda Raab: See daddy. Those are my favourite animals because I love how beautiful the elephants are.
Stefan Raab: Yeah they are and just look at those trunks they have as well.
One of the elephants looked at Stefan and his daughters and then the elephant squirt water to Stefan, Aldetruda and Christa as they got soaking wet with the girls laughing at their dad being almost drenched from the water of the elephant.
Stefan Raab: I'm soaked now but I guess we better move on with Christa's favourite animal.
Aldetruda Raab: Me too daddy although you look more wet than me and Christa do.
Stefan had a little chuckle on what Aldetruda said and begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Yes. I guess I am HAHA. Now let Christa show me her favourite animal.
They walked away from the elephants as the girls ran ahead of Stefan as they knew where to go while Stefan's trying to remember a lot of things about his daughters which he has found out that Aldetruda's favourite animals were elephants. The girls stopped running as they pointed to a lion as Stefan stops and begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: So lions are your favourite animals are they Christa?
Christa Raab: Yes. I just love how soft and beautiful their coats are and I think what people do to kill the animals for their coat is disgusting.
Stefan Raab: Yes I completely agree with you. I'm completely against animal cruelty hence why in two weeks time I'm going to wrestle in a charity bash event in a couple of weeks time as well to give money to the animal nature to stop the killing against animals.
Christa Raab: That's so cool daddy. I wish you all the best with wrestling on that event along with facing whoever you are against in WEW as well.
Stefan Raab: Thank you very much.
Christa Raab: I find that lion so adorable that I don't want to leave.
Aldetruda Raab: We have to I'm afraid Christa as we going to find what our daddy's favourite animal is.
Christa Raab: I agree. Let's go.
Stefan sees his daughters getting along really well because at the ages they were at. Sisters would fight a lot but Stefan doesn't see that in Aldetruda or Christa as they were like a tag team in Stefan's mind as he's currently thinking about his next match in TNT not knowing who he's going to face against until tomorrow. Aldetruda and Christa held Stefan's hands and they dragged him towards the penguins as they stopped and Aldetruda begins to speak.
Aldetruda Raab: That's your favourite animal daddy.
Stefan was interested in the penguins straight away as he was loving them being silly while they were getting fed fish by one of the zoo keepers in the zoo as they even laughed when the penguin threw the fish with it's mouth at the other people standing around them as Stefan begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: I'm very proud of you girls on helping me with finding out what my favourite animals are and that to me was really funny what the penguin did. Now I see why they are my favourite animals.
Christa Raab: Yes daddy we always knew you loved penguins. Funny animals they are.
Stefan Raab: Indeed they are Christa. Sadly though girls I have to take you both back home because I got to go to America on Thursday to get a check up on my back before my match in two weeks time.
Aldetruda Raab: That's a shame as we really enjoyed spending time with you. Do you think you will see us again?
Stefan Raab: Yes I know I will and I promise I will make much more of an effort to see both of you because I love you so much Aldetruda and Christa. Now let's go back to your mum's house while I make my way to California.
After Penguin's feeding time was over. Stefan, Aldetruda and Christa left the zoo as they get in Stefan's car so he can send them home giving them a kiss and a cuddle before collecting his bags to go straight to California for his check up on his back and to prepare for his match in two weeks time.
Raab Nukem pirate. San Jose, California. Wednesday 28th August.
There was a movie set going to happen in California today where Stefan wasn't going to be an ordinary pirate. Instead he was going to be a friendly pirate named Raab Nukem who was going to save the world from evil pirate zombies. He had a toy gun with other actors on the set wearing pirate zombie costumes. Stefan couldn't wait to take this project on board because he was already a big wrestling star in other wrestling promotions so it was perfect for him to have a bit of fun.
Stefan's wearing a red top with black jeans along with a poisonous logo on the belt, eye patch on his eye, a pirate hat and black shoes on as well. Jake was also in the film as well but he was going to be the captain ordering Stefan around. The cameras started to film as they began filming in the sea on a boat.
Raab Nukem: God damn. There was loads of monsters I had to destroy wasn't there?
Captain Jake: Yes there was but what I want you to do now is you got to kill those pirate zombies. They are also taking the hostages trying to kill them so you need to save those hostages on the other boat and put them onto your boat successfully.
Raab Nukem: Sounds clear enough to me Captain. Is there anything else I should know?
Captain Jake: Yes. After you put the hostages inside of the boat and destroyed all the pirate zombies. There will be an monster pirate zombie that wants to kill you but you must save those hostages Raab.
Raab Nukem: Sounds like a dangerous mission I have to do but I can handle it being the friendly pirate I am and saving the world is my goal today.
Captain Jake: Exactly. Now go and save the world on your own and let's go to that boat over there
While Captain Jake went to his cabin. Stefan went on the other boat where the pirate zombies were as he used his toy gun to take some of the zombies down as he begins to speak about his match while fighting against them.
Raab Nukem: So today everyone in World Elite Wrestling. I'm filming a movie called Raab Nukem pirate on me saving the world from pirate zombies saving the hostages from them and destroying this monster pirate zombie. Two weeks ago, I stepped into a WEW ring for the first time since my loss to Trisha Monroe last year in August going up against Lance Lockhart, Jeffrey and Derrick Michaels and I lost the match. I was in pain because Jeffrey hit my back in the ring so hard that I had to go straight to the medical room to check if there wasn't any damage to my spine which luckily there wasn't but I suffered with bruises on my back.
I honestly thought I would never face anybody that's stronger than me in the ring, but Jeffrey is one tough bad ass and I respect the guy a lot for giving me a tough fight two weeks ago and I'm sure I will face against him again sooner rather than later along with Lance Lockhart as well who I've never gotten the chance to face because Jeffrey somehow only wanted to face me and not with other wrestlers as much unless he thought I was a threat but the match is over now time for me to move on.
Now you may ask why am I being a pirate today? It's because my opponent for my second TNT match tomorrow night is a pirate going under the name Thiefin' Bart Napier. I got to agree with some of the comments made by Travis last week that it's certainly very original and creative to be going under a pirate wrestling gimmick you got going in TNT and actually taking wrestling very seriously as well because most people would think is this guy serious but I think from looking at you Bart that you aren't even close to being a joke.
You have a lot of talent in the ring from what I saw from you two weeks ago and I got to say that I was impressed with you showing how incredibly athletic you are especially as a pirate wrestler. I hear that you are one of those aerial wrestlers? I admit that's one of the only things I can't do in wrestling at all is do aerial high flying moves because I'm too much of a big guy to be able to fly across the ring. I've never even used a high flying move once in wrestling because I never had to so I am pretty jealous you can do that while I can barely climb a turnbuckle let alone jump high from my feet to do a cross body move. I feel you are a threat just from the stamina pace side of things alone that's going to be a disadvantage for me coming into this match against you.
Stefan killed all the pirate zombies that were in his way as he went inside of the cabin trying to search for the hostages but then another pirate zombie jumped right in front of him.
Raab Nukem: Son of a bitch.
Stefan shoots at the zombie until he ran out of ammo so he had to use his fist to kill the zombie which he did so he walked on checking in each room and then in one room Stefan found the hostages sitting on the floor having their hands tied behind their backs so he got them out of the ship onto his own one which thankfully they all managed to get on the boat before more zombies appeared as Stefan went outside to kill more of them. Then he found a sword he could use and he slashes all of pirate zombies standing in his way as he continued to go down the cabin to find any more hostages as he continues to speak.
Raab Nukem: Now you may look back and see what Lance has said about me a couple of weeks ago about me being an alcoholic with anger problems. I can't disagree with that as I was a nasty guy and god damn I regret every single day even touching the drink but I had rehab to get me to stop drinking beer and it's worked for the better so I can't lie about that at all no matter how much I want to but that's all behind me now but I still have anger problems I have counselling for everyday. Anyway lets get back on topic talking about the match. Another thing I like about you is that your finisher is named Walk The Plank? Again a very creative name that I love that's original too. I wish I thought of that but then again I'm not interested in being a pirate so yeah I already like you a lot as it is Bart.
There's something I do have an issue with however and that's how you spoke in a language that I couldn't understand with things like seven seas or something like that but I could be wrong seeing how I can't remember anything right now with my memory loss but if you did then it's not such a good idea to talk in pirate language trust me. I used to speak a lot of German on WEW television when I faced against Vantage at Retribution back in two thousand and twelve. I got booed the hell out of me because they couldn't understand what I was saying apart from my friend Elton who translated everything I said but I could hear the fans more than I could hear Elton speaking to me so be aware of what you are saying because it could lose people respecting you like it did with me which I'm only earning now because of my dramatic change in my behaviour.
There's another thing you and the rest of the TNT wrestlers talked about a couple of weeks ago and that's the TNT TV title. I'm not sure why people are bringing that up considering it's not been officially confirmed to be on TNT for us to win yet and I'm not actually thinking about titles right now because it's about making a name for yourself so what's the point of talking about titles when it doesn't exist in TNT yet? Unless I'm mistaken Alakai mentioned nothing about the TV title being on this brand at all. I'd rather focus on getting myself known and earning the chance for the title on winning my matches than being handed a title shot I didn't deserve.
I think everyone is getting too ahead of themselves and should focus on winning matches first. Again not bad mouthing just something the roster have to think about before saying something that's all. I understand that you are a pirate and your thing is to collect and have gold but even pirates have to earn to win gold before they actually have it meaning digging for it which in other words means win more matches before thinking about titles and seeing if the title will even appear on the show first or not because I don't believe with having a title on our brand until Alakai announces there's going to be one.
Stefan stopped talking for a bit as he came across the big monster pirate zombie that was black and it only had one eye but it was a large eye and it had a bright red lazer coming out of it's eye.
Raab Nukem: How am I going to beat this thing with a sword in my hand?
Then the captain threw the rocket launcher and rockets at Stefan and he was ready for a fight with the monster pirate zombie and he shot the rocket at the monster that got him pretty weak and then he stood up and took a lazer shot at Stefan which takes him down.
Raab Nukem: Die you pirate zombie scum.
Stefan then stood up and going to attempt to kill it which seems to be impossible at the moment as he continues to speak while fighting the monster pirate zombie with anger in his eyes dying to kill the monster pirate zombie to save the hostages
Raab Nukem: I have nothing but respect for you Bart because you earned it by trying your best on defeating your opponents last week but you lost your focus like I did as well but the thing is that I've always been interested in fighting you just because of how different you are compared to other opponents I've faced here in TNT with high flying skills and your technical wrestling as well which I forgot to mention earlier. That's why I think this is a good match up for us because we can have a really solid technical match against each other along with your aerial moves and me with my power moves to the mix but I can see that we are going to prove to each other who has the best technical skills in the ring to the fans who I'm sure are going to cheer us on no matter what we do in the ring.
I'm really looking forward to see what you've got against me in the match in two weeks time as I'm sure you are excited to face me as well because I love to wrestle and working out in the gym and I've seen a glimpse of you in the TNT training facility and you take yourself seriously like people were shocked with that but I wasn't because I knew exactly that you was made to be in the wrestling business since I've seen a lot of wrestlers come before you having a shark character and they ended up failing but you won't I know that for a fact.
We both got to bounce back from our losses we got two weeks ago but the thing is that only one of us can walk out as the winner of the match. I need to win Bart to keep my good reputation going in WEW with me representing and promoting World Elite Wrestling in interfed tournaments especially one that's coming up on Saturday but I'm putting that match behind me because my focus is on you and on this match. I'm not going to be the one that's going to be walking on a plank because sadly it will be you.
Stefan felt kind of bad he had to say that but he knew it was apart of the wrestling business and he got the monster down twice but it kept getting back up but it was close on nearly being dead.
Raab Nukem: I'm going to piss on your eye when you are knocked out.
Stefan was enjoying the battle with firing rocket launchers at the pirate zombie as he continues to speak about the match.
Raab Nukem: This time I'm not going to be taken by surprise and sure my back isn't feeling 100 percent but I'm still going to wrestle against you wrestling for the fans and even for Alakai this week as well since I felt I let him down two weeks ago. WEW is in my blood being my first real wrestling home I was accepted by and I will never give up wrestling for this company hell I would even wrestle injured just to wrestle for the company although my back is playing up quite a bit it's not as bad as it was before just because I'm proud to be apart of this awesome great company in WEW.
Nothing is going to stop me this time from getting my first official win in TNT making you tap out or pin you for the three count taking your dream for gold off from you to win this match along with making you fall from the turnbuckle like you fell from walking on the plank. I'm Raab Nukem pirate saying good luck my matie and enjoy being buried with your treasure with the win being stolen from you because you will be prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze.
Stefan shot his last rocket launcher at the monster pirate zombie and he pulled the arms and legs on the monster as he unzipped his trousers to piss in his eye for a few minutes before zipping his trousers back up with the hostages saved and the monster destroyed as he along with the actors in the film set sail back to land before Stefan getting some well earned sleep in his hotel room for his match tomorrow night in California.