Post by Konrad Raab on Sept 8, 2013 0:53:52 GMT
House Of The Dead movie. Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii. Saturday 7th September.
Stefan was in Hawaii doing a movie called House Of The Dead. One of the prison guards set Stefan up to do the movie because he knew Stefan had to conquer his fears of Knuckles. He was going to play as himself, wearing a blue top with jeans and black boots. They were in the dark graveyard late at night with lots of graves around with Zombies living in them. The film producer begins to speak.
Film Producer: "Right so here's how the film is going to work Stefan. You are going to destroy all the zombies that live right here in the graveyard."
Stefan Raab: "Are they real zombies?"
Film Producer: "Yes they are real because the guards here have told me you been having a tough time to cope with your fears of this wrestler called Reaver am I right?"
Stefan Raab: "Correct, even though he's known as Knuckles yet again, he's still the same person."
Film Producer: "What's your biggest challenge is that your going to face against a big overweight zombie monster who's wearing the replica mask of Reaver which we put on the monster earlier today but other than that, Everything we are filming is very real. Lights, Camera and Action."
Stefan had no weapons to use to start of with as he had to use his hands and feet to kill the upcoming Zombies until he gets a shotgun later on in the movie to destroy the zombie monster. He had to wait for a while until lots of zombies popped up at once as Stefan gets in a boxing pose starting to get angry and screams at the zombies.
Stefan Raab: "Prepare to die zombies."
Stefan starts to brutally beat up the first zombie that was in front of him, punching and kicking the zombie and even used some of his wrestling moves as well. He knew he had to talk about Reaver in the movie as Stefan begins to speak.
"Look where I am Knuckles? That's right, I'm fighting in the graveyard against these real zombies that I get nightmares of every night I try to sleep, along with seeing that mask you wear too. Ever since you kidnapped me, I've beaten nearly half of the inmates in prison because of being unable to cope of what you did to me, and I injured them quite badly, even some getting sent to hospital. Now I'm known as one of the most dangerous and violent inmates in San Diego, California prison. Because of that, I got sent to a different prison block, having to deal with the rest of the violent and dangerous criminals that have done worse crimes than what I've done. These criminals are done for murder and rape having to be in prison forever, while I have to be in there until I get out of prison in November.
A year ago, I came to the Asylum brand from Meltdown with Yarmouth when we was facing against Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins in a tag team match and now I'm the champion, defending my belt against you. I'm in a situation where I feel that this match is a lot more important to me now because you left me with no choice, but to put my Raab-A-Mania Germancidal title on the line against you since you earned it. It's easier to challenge me for my belt while I got to do everything to make sure that I retain my belt. That's not an easy task at all, especially I'm the one that has everything to lose."
Stefan had destroyed the ones that were in front of him until from out of nowhere, the zombies were throwing barrels and steel pipes at Stefan which got him down, but Stefan got back up and ran towards them by spearing each one of the zombies surrounding him.
"Congratufickenlations on beating somebody on a PPV since you defeated Branden Harvey at Rasslemania seven back in two thousand and eleven with that person being me on Shockwave this year. That's taken you such a long time to get another PPV win in APW to go in your records. I got to admit, you are one of those wrestlers that never gives up like you got a lot of losses, but majority of them are memorable ones because you're indeed a very hard worker. You see, most wrestlers that join APW quit after losing one match or they've had so many losses they just forfeit to wrestle for APW. So I have to give you credit for that big time and I have to put you as a threat to myself now because I know you can do it again, only this time the stakes are a lot higher with my title being on the line. I got to keep my focus on you and the match, otherwise I will lose against you again.
Maybe, just maybe that you may have gained some respect from me, but it's not official because we are facing against each other again and I never give anybody my full respect before every match I take part in until after the match because that's how it should be done, seeing there's no point of giving it when we have another match to go, but I will think about it nearer the time to see if you have earned it or not, since it takes a lot for somebody to earn my respect like Terry Marvin has, when he defeated me a while ago for his title."
Stefan made sure the zombies were down and out but then he saw some zombie birds that flew right at him and attacked Stefan. Even though he hated hurting animals, he caught the bird and threw it to the barrels and he did the same to the other one, making sure they were down and out.
"But you only defeated me because of Jason Kash, assisting you to win when he knew I had the match won since I was the one doing most of the damage to you in the match, along with your bullshit claims of being the most dangerous and violent guy in APW when that title belongs to me since you've never choked or knocked anybody out when you claimed it. Of course I knew that Blödes arschloch Jeff would hire him back because he was pissing and moaning about me firing him, but when I got suspended for a month back at One Night In Hell PPV last year, I was over the moon because I had things to do like going to a wrestling camp most of the month I got suspended. I didn't miss APW at all and the camp I went on was worth it because I gained a lot of technical skills from being on that camp and made me become a better wrestler as well.
You only teamed up with Kash because he got fed up of being your personal punch bag in the ring. Must hurt doesn't it that Jason has been using you as a punching bag most of your career? He hit you lots of times with a steel chair to your head and it was only then people started to take you seriously as a wrestler.
How pathetic of you and everyone else in APW to say I'm not in prison when I am actually in there. Unless my agent tells me, I don't know what people are saying about me on twitter, and I don't even know what my opponents have said about me in their promos because I can't watch them on TV in prison. My agent has to give me information on what you've said about me, because it's the only way of me keeping myself updated. Haven't you noticed by being in prison that I've become a better wrestler than I was before as I've proved against Reginald Schmidt, Evan McDonald, you and Kash in the tag team match and defeating Kaylyn for the Suicidal title, while the only thing you've done since I've been inside was retiring Jake Titan that's it.
I laugh on the amount of times you brought up how Chris Strike was more of a challenge than Kaylyn was when she had a lengthy title reign and been the most relevant wrestler out of the two. What you said about Chris is irrelevant because he only came to APW to win a title and even then he didn't successfully defend his title either, losing to Jason Kash at Christmas Chaos. He's just as much of a fluke and an overrated champion as Keaton Saint was and I've outlasted them as champion already. Chris Strike was no legend, he was pathetic and his achievements in other companies doesn't mean shit in APW either.
Do you honestly think I care about who you've retired from APW or what you've achieved in the Survive and Conquer rumble matches? No I don't because it's not relevant to this match, nor am I going to go on about my wins against Jeff and Reginald, but you wouldn't know anything about that since you never had the balls to take them on in a match."
Stefan had destroyed more zombies that got in his way, barely been a match for him as he got brave because he was overcoming his nightmares already, only until he saw the Zombie monster with Reaver's mask on, along with wearing the body armour which then made Stefan be afraid again, but that was his biggest goal to destroy the monster as he was given a shotgun as he speaks to the Zombie monster.
Stefan Raab: "This nightmare ends once and for all. Bring it on you son of a bitch."
Stefan then ran backwards to shoot at the Zombie monster as it was impossible to use hand combat on the overweight large blue monster he had met with Stefan looking angry at the monster as he continued to speak.
"Oh how I almost forgot about the irrelevant Dark Match title you had, because you got jealous of other wrestlers winning a title before you in APW, but maybe it's because they didn't fail to beat the same opponent over again with the Suicidal belt on the line. I still fail to see why you want the Suicidal title over the Tap Out and the Undisputed title. I wouldn't even care if I got the chance for the North American title because I'm not fussy about winning a certain title unlike you, so you should be more ficken grateful with the chance you had to win the Tap Out title you selfish bitch, while I've only had two title shots since I've been on Asylum and that was when I was general manager for gods sake, because Reginald wasn't going to give me any title shots when he was running the show. I think you should take every chance for a title as a gift because that's the thing to do when you earned or given a title shot.
Hell you took your time on comparing me to former champions like Callahan and TJ just because they renamed their titles but so what? Callahan changed the name because even he was against anything to do with suicide like me and TJ didn't officially rename his title and unlike them when I lose the title. I won't leave APW because I will still be around no matter what you say because my belt is my identity and I've even removed the APW logos off the belt because even though he finally decided to bring APW to my country in January for the Survive and Conquer PPV event, I still hate President Jeff and I still refuse to carry his three letters creation on my belt so that's why you saw RAM letters on there."
Stefan had got the Zombie monster down twice, getting very weak now as the armour of the Zombie monster is destroyed with Stefan smiling at the zombie monster.
Stefan Raab: "I only need to kill you now to get rid of my nightmares and my fears of you, stupid zombie monster."
He then continues to run backwards, shooting at the monster as he feels a lot more relaxed knowing he was close of killing the zombie monster and talks for the last time.
"Since it's going to be a hardcore match, It would be my pleasure of beating the holy shit out of you, making me cause the suffering I had to deal with you kidnapping me to make yourself stronger. Very funny on saying that I should get insurance money to recover from my injuries when it's you that will get beaten to a bloody pulp because I'm going to become a monster in the ring, showing the side of me that you've never seen before since you made me extremely angry, making me want to beat you a lot worse than you've ever experienced in your life with steel pipes, steel chairs and even a sledgehammer to bash your skull in. I also won't hesitate to rip that stupid worthless mask off, showing your real face to everyone in APW, because you are an ugly stupid delusional monster that just pretends to intimidate everyone when you turned soft by me firing Jason Kash since you love to suck his dick a lot since March.
I have never been more ready in my life to defend my title against you because after I've defeated this zombie monster, I will no longer be afraid of you so now I can go into this match being completely focused on and defeating you fair and square. I need to win this match a lot more than you do Knuckles because I need to show people that I'm taking this title reign seriously, proving people in APW that I can successfully defend my title against you and I'm not going to make the same mistake of underestimating you ever again. I also want to win as well Knuckles because not only you've pissed me off but you also made me more focused to win this match. I'm going to either knock or tap you the fuck out, making sure you squeal in pain because even monsters can scream. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze when I will win and retain this title from you tomorrow night, right here in Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii, moving to my next challenger for the belt.
Stefan had finally defeated the zombie monster as he takes the mask off from it, dropping it on the grave and unzips his trousers to start urinating on the Reaver mask for a few minutes before Stefan zips his trousers back up as he gets taken back to prison to get changed into his black and white uniform he has to wear during his prison sentence as he then goes straight to sleep inside of his cell.
Stefan was in Hawaii doing a movie called House Of The Dead. One of the prison guards set Stefan up to do the movie because he knew Stefan had to conquer his fears of Knuckles. He was going to play as himself, wearing a blue top with jeans and black boots. They were in the dark graveyard late at night with lots of graves around with Zombies living in them. The film producer begins to speak.
Film Producer: "Right so here's how the film is going to work Stefan. You are going to destroy all the zombies that live right here in the graveyard."
Stefan Raab: "Are they real zombies?"
Film Producer: "Yes they are real because the guards here have told me you been having a tough time to cope with your fears of this wrestler called Reaver am I right?"
Stefan Raab: "Correct, even though he's known as Knuckles yet again, he's still the same person."
Film Producer: "What's your biggest challenge is that your going to face against a big overweight zombie monster who's wearing the replica mask of Reaver which we put on the monster earlier today but other than that, Everything we are filming is very real. Lights, Camera and Action."
Stefan had no weapons to use to start of with as he had to use his hands and feet to kill the upcoming Zombies until he gets a shotgun later on in the movie to destroy the zombie monster. He had to wait for a while until lots of zombies popped up at once as Stefan gets in a boxing pose starting to get angry and screams at the zombies.
Stefan Raab: "Prepare to die zombies."
Stefan starts to brutally beat up the first zombie that was in front of him, punching and kicking the zombie and even used some of his wrestling moves as well. He knew he had to talk about Reaver in the movie as Stefan begins to speak.
"Look where I am Knuckles? That's right, I'm fighting in the graveyard against these real zombies that I get nightmares of every night I try to sleep, along with seeing that mask you wear too. Ever since you kidnapped me, I've beaten nearly half of the inmates in prison because of being unable to cope of what you did to me, and I injured them quite badly, even some getting sent to hospital. Now I'm known as one of the most dangerous and violent inmates in San Diego, California prison. Because of that, I got sent to a different prison block, having to deal with the rest of the violent and dangerous criminals that have done worse crimes than what I've done. These criminals are done for murder and rape having to be in prison forever, while I have to be in there until I get out of prison in November.
A year ago, I came to the Asylum brand from Meltdown with Yarmouth when we was facing against Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins in a tag team match and now I'm the champion, defending my belt against you. I'm in a situation where I feel that this match is a lot more important to me now because you left me with no choice, but to put my Raab-A-Mania Germancidal title on the line against you since you earned it. It's easier to challenge me for my belt while I got to do everything to make sure that I retain my belt. That's not an easy task at all, especially I'm the one that has everything to lose."
Stefan had destroyed the ones that were in front of him until from out of nowhere, the zombies were throwing barrels and steel pipes at Stefan which got him down, but Stefan got back up and ran towards them by spearing each one of the zombies surrounding him.
"Congratufickenlations on beating somebody on a PPV since you defeated Branden Harvey at Rasslemania seven back in two thousand and eleven with that person being me on Shockwave this year. That's taken you such a long time to get another PPV win in APW to go in your records. I got to admit, you are one of those wrestlers that never gives up like you got a lot of losses, but majority of them are memorable ones because you're indeed a very hard worker. You see, most wrestlers that join APW quit after losing one match or they've had so many losses they just forfeit to wrestle for APW. So I have to give you credit for that big time and I have to put you as a threat to myself now because I know you can do it again, only this time the stakes are a lot higher with my title being on the line. I got to keep my focus on you and the match, otherwise I will lose against you again.
Maybe, just maybe that you may have gained some respect from me, but it's not official because we are facing against each other again and I never give anybody my full respect before every match I take part in until after the match because that's how it should be done, seeing there's no point of giving it when we have another match to go, but I will think about it nearer the time to see if you have earned it or not, since it takes a lot for somebody to earn my respect like Terry Marvin has, when he defeated me a while ago for his title."
Stefan made sure the zombies were down and out but then he saw some zombie birds that flew right at him and attacked Stefan. Even though he hated hurting animals, he caught the bird and threw it to the barrels and he did the same to the other one, making sure they were down and out.
"But you only defeated me because of Jason Kash, assisting you to win when he knew I had the match won since I was the one doing most of the damage to you in the match, along with your bullshit claims of being the most dangerous and violent guy in APW when that title belongs to me since you've never choked or knocked anybody out when you claimed it. Of course I knew that Blödes arschloch Jeff would hire him back because he was pissing and moaning about me firing him, but when I got suspended for a month back at One Night In Hell PPV last year, I was over the moon because I had things to do like going to a wrestling camp most of the month I got suspended. I didn't miss APW at all and the camp I went on was worth it because I gained a lot of technical skills from being on that camp and made me become a better wrestler as well.
You only teamed up with Kash because he got fed up of being your personal punch bag in the ring. Must hurt doesn't it that Jason has been using you as a punching bag most of your career? He hit you lots of times with a steel chair to your head and it was only then people started to take you seriously as a wrestler.
How pathetic of you and everyone else in APW to say I'm not in prison when I am actually in there. Unless my agent tells me, I don't know what people are saying about me on twitter, and I don't even know what my opponents have said about me in their promos because I can't watch them on TV in prison. My agent has to give me information on what you've said about me, because it's the only way of me keeping myself updated. Haven't you noticed by being in prison that I've become a better wrestler than I was before as I've proved against Reginald Schmidt, Evan McDonald, you and Kash in the tag team match and defeating Kaylyn for the Suicidal title, while the only thing you've done since I've been inside was retiring Jake Titan that's it.
I laugh on the amount of times you brought up how Chris Strike was more of a challenge than Kaylyn was when she had a lengthy title reign and been the most relevant wrestler out of the two. What you said about Chris is irrelevant because he only came to APW to win a title and even then he didn't successfully defend his title either, losing to Jason Kash at Christmas Chaos. He's just as much of a fluke and an overrated champion as Keaton Saint was and I've outlasted them as champion already. Chris Strike was no legend, he was pathetic and his achievements in other companies doesn't mean shit in APW either.
Do you honestly think I care about who you've retired from APW or what you've achieved in the Survive and Conquer rumble matches? No I don't because it's not relevant to this match, nor am I going to go on about my wins against Jeff and Reginald, but you wouldn't know anything about that since you never had the balls to take them on in a match."
Stefan had destroyed more zombies that got in his way, barely been a match for him as he got brave because he was overcoming his nightmares already, only until he saw the Zombie monster with Reaver's mask on, along with wearing the body armour which then made Stefan be afraid again, but that was his biggest goal to destroy the monster as he was given a shotgun as he speaks to the Zombie monster.
Stefan Raab: "This nightmare ends once and for all. Bring it on you son of a bitch."
Stefan then ran backwards to shoot at the Zombie monster as it was impossible to use hand combat on the overweight large blue monster he had met with Stefan looking angry at the monster as he continued to speak.
"Oh how I almost forgot about the irrelevant Dark Match title you had, because you got jealous of other wrestlers winning a title before you in APW, but maybe it's because they didn't fail to beat the same opponent over again with the Suicidal belt on the line. I still fail to see why you want the Suicidal title over the Tap Out and the Undisputed title. I wouldn't even care if I got the chance for the North American title because I'm not fussy about winning a certain title unlike you, so you should be more ficken grateful with the chance you had to win the Tap Out title you selfish bitch, while I've only had two title shots since I've been on Asylum and that was when I was general manager for gods sake, because Reginald wasn't going to give me any title shots when he was running the show. I think you should take every chance for a title as a gift because that's the thing to do when you earned or given a title shot.
Hell you took your time on comparing me to former champions like Callahan and TJ just because they renamed their titles but so what? Callahan changed the name because even he was against anything to do with suicide like me and TJ didn't officially rename his title and unlike them when I lose the title. I won't leave APW because I will still be around no matter what you say because my belt is my identity and I've even removed the APW logos off the belt because even though he finally decided to bring APW to my country in January for the Survive and Conquer PPV event, I still hate President Jeff and I still refuse to carry his three letters creation on my belt so that's why you saw RAM letters on there."
Stefan had got the Zombie monster down twice, getting very weak now as the armour of the Zombie monster is destroyed with Stefan smiling at the zombie monster.
Stefan Raab: "I only need to kill you now to get rid of my nightmares and my fears of you, stupid zombie monster."
He then continues to run backwards, shooting at the monster as he feels a lot more relaxed knowing he was close of killing the zombie monster and talks for the last time.
"Since it's going to be a hardcore match, It would be my pleasure of beating the holy shit out of you, making me cause the suffering I had to deal with you kidnapping me to make yourself stronger. Very funny on saying that I should get insurance money to recover from my injuries when it's you that will get beaten to a bloody pulp because I'm going to become a monster in the ring, showing the side of me that you've never seen before since you made me extremely angry, making me want to beat you a lot worse than you've ever experienced in your life with steel pipes, steel chairs and even a sledgehammer to bash your skull in. I also won't hesitate to rip that stupid worthless mask off, showing your real face to everyone in APW, because you are an ugly stupid delusional monster that just pretends to intimidate everyone when you turned soft by me firing Jason Kash since you love to suck his dick a lot since March.
I have never been more ready in my life to defend my title against you because after I've defeated this zombie monster, I will no longer be afraid of you so now I can go into this match being completely focused on and defeating you fair and square. I need to win this match a lot more than you do Knuckles because I need to show people that I'm taking this title reign seriously, proving people in APW that I can successfully defend my title against you and I'm not going to make the same mistake of underestimating you ever again. I also want to win as well Knuckles because not only you've pissed me off but you also made me more focused to win this match. I'm going to either knock or tap you the fuck out, making sure you squeal in pain because even monsters can scream. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze when I will win and retain this title from you tomorrow night, right here in Lahaina, Maui, Hawaii, moving to my next challenger for the belt.
Stefan had finally defeated the zombie monster as he takes the mask off from it, dropping it on the grave and unzips his trousers to start urinating on the Reaver mask for a few minutes before Stefan zips his trousers back up as he gets taken back to prison to get changed into his black and white uniform he has to wear during his prison sentence as he then goes straight to sleep inside of his cell.