Post by Kieran Overton on Feb 24, 2018 1:07:11 GMT
The Monstimals meeting. Las Vegas, Nevada. Friday 23rd February. (Off camera)
The time has finally come as Lord Raab, Samuel McPherson, Henry Losak, and their newest member Kieran Overton wait outside the meeting room for Henry to bring the keys. It was obviously about Kieran being in the rumble mostly along with some discussions of a title match for Samuel McPherson coming up this weekend. It left Lord Raab in the middle of where he should go, on being with Samuel as he hasn't been to WCF show yet or go with Kieran for the rumble or at least guide him there.
Of course, at the same time, Lord Raab remembers of managing Kieran at ringside for his next match up in EHWF, but while EHWF was going to be talked about a little bit, it was mostly about one reason Kieran is in the Rumble match, a certain Samson Family member to destroy and hurt. Henry finally comes as Lord Raab says this.
Lord Raab: “About fucking time Henry.”
Henry Losak: “Sorry, was busy doing paperwork for Kieran's debut for EHWF.”
Henry unlocks the room and Kieran was the first to go in since he hadn't been in the meeting room in the headquarters before and he looks all around the room, being stunned at what he saw, even before Henry turns the lights on.
Kieran Overton: “Wow, that's one large meeting room.”
Henry Losak: “Yes it is and we're building a second headquarters in Baltimore, Maryland pretty soon too since as you know by now, Lord Raab works there a lot.”
Kieran Overton: “Which company works in that place?”
Henry Losak: “Carnage Wrestling.”
Kieran Overton: “Ah, I never knew that.”
Of course, they weren't here to talk about Carnage Wrestling as it wasn't important to talk about today, however WCF and WWH were important, although it will mostly be about WWH and a certain Samson Family member in WWH, being the main reason to be in the match-up on top of giving a preview to rest of the EHWF locker room what they were in for as all three men sit down before Henry forgets about Kieran not knowing where to sit as he says this.
Henry Losak: “You can sit opposite Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson.”
Kieran nodded as it was going to be his permanent place from now on to sit near to Henry, while Samuel sits the closest to Henry the other end because of his lack of speech and needs assistance at times as Henry starts the meeting.
Henry Losak: “It's fantastic how well we've planned this whole thing, isn't it?”
Lord Raab: “Yeah like Oliver Black backstabbing us is a great thing alright.”
Henry Losak: “It was because we brought Kieran in now and that's only gonna make us a much better stable than we were before. Heck, I think the numbers can be pretty even now we have Kieran on board that we'll no longer be in like two on five advantage.”
Kieran Overton: “Yes, that's right and no more will you have to hear just from Konrad about the shit talk people do about you guys behind your back on Twitter. In fact, I consider The Samson Family weak minded people already from speaking to them today. Looks like they are afraid of us.”
Henry Losak: “Well you've not proven your worth yet, that's the one thing I agree with them on, but they seem to be cowards even on social media if they think they are wasting time with you.”
Kieran Overton: “That might be true, but I just find it so funny all this time on trash talking Samuel and Raab that they got The Monstimals member that can actually hit back.”
Lord Raab: “Only twelve-year-old kids use that site just like the rest of The Samson Family are.”
It was the one thing Lord Raab hated with the wrestling business nowadays, talking shit on social media as he never thought it was to his benefit or anything to advance his wrestling career as Henry shakes his head, knowing Raab would say something like that as he hates anything to do with social stuff on and off computer.
Henry Losak: “While I agree with you Raab, we needed Kieran on social media site because we can't always rely on Konrad all the time on shit they say. He's a good guy, but he said himself he doesn't want to get involved anymore which I can understand as he's moved on from Samson. We get the information from Kieran now to stop them attacking Konrad for it.”
Lord Raab: “Good point.”
Henry Losak: “Now let's get to the main topics today, but before we talk about WWH, we need to talk about Samuel's title match in WCF. I know irrelevant to you boys, but we need to figure out why Samuel isn't winning title matches.
Lord Raab: “I told Samuel this yesterday, I found out the people's title is a popularity contest. He lost not because of his talent, but because of the votes so, therefore, we can't really count that match as a loss.”
Kieran Overton: “Wow, that's fucked up that you can win titles by a popularity contest, just as bad as Samson getting married that stupid whore and handing title shots to weak skinny ass people.”
It was true, it was down to the polls they had for the People's title matches and they chuckled a bit on Kieran's comment with Samuel and Raab pretending to vomit on their disgust on Samson and Astrid getting married as Kieran chuckled as well, knowing how funny it was but at the same time, Henry realized that was why and he speaks.
Henry Losak: “He almost had the match won and gave Adam Young a great fight, but of course, the problem I see is he's kind of still facing the same guys like how many times has Samuel got to face Vincent Augustine in every multi-person match all the time? It's repetitive.”
Samuel McPherson: “Yaarrp.”
Henry Losak: “Although there are other names in the match as well, just remember what I said Samuel, be confident in every title match you'll wrestle in and that begins on Sunday.”
Lord Raab: “Good luck Sam, I know you're ready for this title match and have been ready to win titles by yourself for a while.”
They drop the WCF stuff for now as Henry would, of course, be with Samuel throughout the entire weekend, however, he won't be with Kieran for the weekend and that's what they were going to talk about now as he says this.
Henry Losak: “Speaking of Astrid, that's why we've placed you in WWH because we need for you to cause as much hell as you can on her Kieran.”
Kieran Overton: “She's a weak little bitch from speaking with her. She can't stand up for herself and she sucks as a wrestler. The fact she has a chance to win the rumble is laughable much like her joke relationship with Samson.”
Henry Losak: “We all agree on that, but although we want you to completely focus on Astrid, at the same time, we also want you to be a big name on the Hellsgate roster.”
Lord Raab: “You know how I want you to be successful wrestling by yourself because although I still don't trust you, we need to show what a real team we are by supporting one another achieving goals in other companies. Look at Samuel, he's had multiple title matches in WCF because of his talent. I've had a title match in Carnage Wrestling and going to get another one next week.”
Henry Losak: “Now we want you to do the same. Of course, the main goal is to throw Astrid out of the rumble, that's why we signed you up, but at the same time, we want you to be successful as well while you're in WWH. We want you to win the Hellsfire and Hellsgate titles.”
Kieran was listening to every word, seeing how great The Monstimals have been in other companies and Kieran just made an impact on EHWF Anarchy show lately by attacking Black and some Samson Family members, but he did have one question to ask, regarding the other belts that existed in WWH.
Kieran Overton: “What about the tag titles in WWH?”
Henry Losak: “You'll team with Samuel to win those belts. Raab and I already talked about it as Lord Raab won't go to a company his twin brother works full time for, he doesn't want to ruin his brother's success again like he did in the past hence why you'd team with Samuel, but when you've captured the Hellsfire and Hellsgate titles though.”
Kieran Overton: “Sounds like a plan. I wasn't really going in the rumble to win a title shot, that's not the goal you guys told me to do. You guys told me to beat the living piss out of Astrid, making her fucking weak until she gets thrown out by The Destructive Beast.”
Lord Raab: “We know that, but it'll be a bonus goal if you do win the rumble with many idiots there already overlooking you.”
Kieran Overton: “I don't give a fuck about anybody, but Astrid herself. She's the one I'm mainly beating, but if people want to get in my way too, I'll throw them out too and once I achieve the goal of throwing her ass out, then I'll focus on the title, but don't expect me to shit on the whole roster because I won't and only shit on Astrid herself.”
This wasn't something Lord Raab wanted to hear as he stood up and walks over to Kieran, although he was right on only wanting Astrid's head, he knew it was important at the same time to focus on the roster members as he says this.
Lord Raab: “Look, Kieran, we need for you to focus on some of the other roster members as well. The fact is you'll be thrown out if you don't focus on other rumble members. We don't know the other fucks, but I know and have faith you'll win the match. I can't come as much as I want to cos I got to take care of Callum.”
Henry Losak: “That's the best decision you made. Callum needs you more than Kieran does. Kieran will be fucking awesome on his own with his beast destructive power. I do feel you need to focus on the wrestling side of things as I feel confidence in ya, but at the same time, you need to back up what you say. I'm shocked at how well you handle the weight situation.”
Kieran Overton: “I had it all my life, but it's better than being a small skinny ass prick that we see so many wrestlers of these days. Most of them except a few I talk about aren't even built for this sport anymore. They want all the flip-flop shit, they want to all be pretty boys and girls in this sport. Sick to fucking death of it.”
Lord Raab: “I agree. There are too many small wrestlers in the business these days who want to be cruiserweight wrestlers which I find overrated and heavyweight titles seriously underrated because people are too scared to put on weight to be heavyweight wrestlers.”
Henry Losak: “Anyway, Kieran's gonna make a mark, regardless if he wins or loses the rumble which doesn't matter, but beating the shit out of Astrid and throwing her out of the rumble does matter, however. I think we've made some points here about matches at the weekend and I got to finish things up with Kieran's paperwork I got to do and I suggest Samuel and Kieran train for a bit.”
Still, all the times Kieran has been in the headquarters, Lord Raab still hadn't had the chance to wrestle him or watch him train due to spending a lot of time with his son to get close and bond as son and father he was to Callum now. They leave the meeting room as while Raab waits in his apartment until three pm to pick Callum up, Kieran and Samuel get down to the gym and wrestle each other to get some practice in for both the Alpha title match and the Rumble match.
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Astrid Sedin's ass is mine everybody twitch.com shoot. (On camera)
“You know, it's getting pathetic with this business now that majority of you aren't built for this sport. What am I talking about? I'm talking about small skinny ass wrestlers who are pretty much weak to be wrestlers in this sport since you small skinny wrestlers shouldn't be in this sport. Except for a few in the rumble like Gary Black, Damage, Ethan Monroe, heck even John Blade the only people who aren't small wrestlers. What has this sport turned into? Oh right, the flip-flop shit that's fucking overdone. Come on people, put some fucking weight on and stop being almost the same to other wrestlers because you guys aren't built for this sport from a long fucking shot.
This sport has also turned into the pretty boys and girls looks wise as well. Where are the ugly bastards in this sport apart from Gary Black? There's none apart from Gary and myself because look at me, I'm a pretty boy and girl who will go far. Please all of you small skinny pretty boy, girl wrestlers are exactly what's wrong with this sport because there's no room in this sport to look handsome and pretty. There are no real big wrestlers anymore and it makes me sick to my stomach.
I say this because I don't know any of you and I tend not to care to research about any of you because I'd go on all fucking day about some of you pricks and I most likely have with half of the field already. Of course, I'm perfectly aware of wrestlers wanting to win this rumble for any title shot people want. While it's a goal for everyone, that to me is actually a bonus goal because it doesn't come first for me, no it doesn't because making an impact is important and especially it's regarding somebody who's on the same brand as me, somebody who already have a lot of beef with and being the main reason why I'm in this rumble, along with her bitch ass manager who I saw tweets earlier of him being nothing more than a coward.
Oh yeah Astrid Sedin, I'm talking about your ass. You see, you've barely laid a shot at me since I joined The Monstimals and since I've been on twitter because the only thing you've been doing is hiding with Joshua and I'm not afraid to put this out there, but did you know you guys that Astrid has been drunk on the plane? It's all out there on twitter for the world to say. Some perfect role model to drink alcohol forty-eight hours before she steps into the ring with The Destructive Beast.
She talks all that shit on a twitter machine about my teammates of Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson in the past while they don't have twitter accounts, yet when I came on Twitter to call her weak ass little bitch out, she suddenly hid behind her future husband's who by the way is the biggest biased prick on gods screen earth, gifting title shots to his fellow Samson Family members because they lack talent. Come on Astrid, come out with the fucking truth, don't go around and tell me I'm a low-class wrestler when you fit the perfect definition of it.
You and your relationship with your ass kissing buddies who stick up for one another because they can't defend themselves like a pack of pussies they are is a joke, much like your future husband who talks shit but can't fight more than five seconds in the ring because he runs and taps from fights. It's true story people because it's all out in the open.
The Monstimals are only going to get bigger and being way better than your weak pathetic ass where you act tough when you're just like everyone else, weak and vulnerable to me slaughtering you all over that ring with my fists pounding your fucking head to a point you won't be able to fight anymore and throw you out instead of claim a half assed victory you got in the last rumble you took part in because that's not an achievement, nor was your Challenge title run in the end when you and Mongrel made those belts a fucking joke much like you. It makes things even better that Joshua is there to watch it. I'm gonna enjoy making an impact in the big leagues instead of wrestling in small promotions in my life.
I'm not saying what titles I've won because they are irrelevant to this company, but I won a few Heavyweight titles because unlike you stupid idiots who think you'll go far with being small fast wrestlers, being unoriginal as fuck, I'm always gonna be a heavyweight big guy and I'm proud to admit I'm overweight because that's the way wrestling should be. I'm not gonna lose weight and be the same as ninety-six percent of you in this rumble because flip-flop wrestling style is fucking overrated.
Of course, somehow I'm so fucking scared and actually believe the fact Astrid will throw me out like that's ever gonna happen because you can't compete with me and you know it as I will brutalize you like a destructive beast I am by making you fucking bleed to death. Unlike you, I don't need to be engaged to a man, making yourself look easy to sleep with Joshua Samson to get yourself to the top because you lack any talent to get up there yourself.
I'm sorry I'm forgetting the rest of you because you really aren't important to me until after I've thrown Astrid out of the ring because my goal of being here is causing Astrid a lot of fucking hell of The Monstimals/The Samson Family war beginning here as well. If she wasn't in the rumble, I wouldn't be in this match at all because my main goal is to target a weak lady who clearly is a chicken shit, considering all the times she's talked shit on twitter about Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson when they aren't on Twitter to defend themselves. Astrid is a fucking coward when being provoked and when I wasn't even apart of The Monstimals, she tweeted how Lord Raab was a coward because he believes of not teaming with women and blasted him where he couldn't see it.
Now anything you and the rest of your team tweet I can see now with my own very eyes and I'm gonna blast your fucking head off along with anybody who gets in my way, but Astrid Sedin's ass is all mine and if she's not in the ring when I get called out before her, I wait until she gets her ass to the ring, waiting for me to rip piece by piece of her body.
I know, talking way too much about her than the fact I'll be the last man standing. I'm not gonna be delusional like some fucking twats to say I will eliminate everybody, that's unrealistic as fuck, but however, eliminating Astrid is more realistic before eliminating who's left in the rumble. Prepare for a whole world of trouble in Calgary Canada girl because you're gonna fucking enjoy every single pounding, hurt and suffering you'll get from me. See you out there.”
The time has finally come as Lord Raab, Samuel McPherson, Henry Losak, and their newest member Kieran Overton wait outside the meeting room for Henry to bring the keys. It was obviously about Kieran being in the rumble mostly along with some discussions of a title match for Samuel McPherson coming up this weekend. It left Lord Raab in the middle of where he should go, on being with Samuel as he hasn't been to WCF show yet or go with Kieran for the rumble or at least guide him there.
Of course, at the same time, Lord Raab remembers of managing Kieran at ringside for his next match up in EHWF, but while EHWF was going to be talked about a little bit, it was mostly about one reason Kieran is in the Rumble match, a certain Samson Family member to destroy and hurt. Henry finally comes as Lord Raab says this.
Lord Raab: “About fucking time Henry.”
Henry Losak: “Sorry, was busy doing paperwork for Kieran's debut for EHWF.”
Henry unlocks the room and Kieran was the first to go in since he hadn't been in the meeting room in the headquarters before and he looks all around the room, being stunned at what he saw, even before Henry turns the lights on.
Kieran Overton: “Wow, that's one large meeting room.”
Henry Losak: “Yes it is and we're building a second headquarters in Baltimore, Maryland pretty soon too since as you know by now, Lord Raab works there a lot.”
Kieran Overton: “Which company works in that place?”
Henry Losak: “Carnage Wrestling.”
Kieran Overton: “Ah, I never knew that.”
Of course, they weren't here to talk about Carnage Wrestling as it wasn't important to talk about today, however WCF and WWH were important, although it will mostly be about WWH and a certain Samson Family member in WWH, being the main reason to be in the match-up on top of giving a preview to rest of the EHWF locker room what they were in for as all three men sit down before Henry forgets about Kieran not knowing where to sit as he says this.
Henry Losak: “You can sit opposite Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson.”
Kieran nodded as it was going to be his permanent place from now on to sit near to Henry, while Samuel sits the closest to Henry the other end because of his lack of speech and needs assistance at times as Henry starts the meeting.
Henry Losak: “It's fantastic how well we've planned this whole thing, isn't it?”
Lord Raab: “Yeah like Oliver Black backstabbing us is a great thing alright.”
Henry Losak: “It was because we brought Kieran in now and that's only gonna make us a much better stable than we were before. Heck, I think the numbers can be pretty even now we have Kieran on board that we'll no longer be in like two on five advantage.”
Kieran Overton: “Yes, that's right and no more will you have to hear just from Konrad about the shit talk people do about you guys behind your back on Twitter. In fact, I consider The Samson Family weak minded people already from speaking to them today. Looks like they are afraid of us.”
Henry Losak: “Well you've not proven your worth yet, that's the one thing I agree with them on, but they seem to be cowards even on social media if they think they are wasting time with you.”
Kieran Overton: “That might be true, but I just find it so funny all this time on trash talking Samuel and Raab that they got The Monstimals member that can actually hit back.”
Lord Raab: “Only twelve-year-old kids use that site just like the rest of The Samson Family are.”
It was the one thing Lord Raab hated with the wrestling business nowadays, talking shit on social media as he never thought it was to his benefit or anything to advance his wrestling career as Henry shakes his head, knowing Raab would say something like that as he hates anything to do with social stuff on and off computer.
Henry Losak: “While I agree with you Raab, we needed Kieran on social media site because we can't always rely on Konrad all the time on shit they say. He's a good guy, but he said himself he doesn't want to get involved anymore which I can understand as he's moved on from Samson. We get the information from Kieran now to stop them attacking Konrad for it.”
Lord Raab: “Good point.”
Henry Losak: “Now let's get to the main topics today, but before we talk about WWH, we need to talk about Samuel's title match in WCF. I know irrelevant to you boys, but we need to figure out why Samuel isn't winning title matches.
Lord Raab: “I told Samuel this yesterday, I found out the people's title is a popularity contest. He lost not because of his talent, but because of the votes so, therefore, we can't really count that match as a loss.”
Kieran Overton: “Wow, that's fucked up that you can win titles by a popularity contest, just as bad as Samson getting married that stupid whore and handing title shots to weak skinny ass people.”
It was true, it was down to the polls they had for the People's title matches and they chuckled a bit on Kieran's comment with Samuel and Raab pretending to vomit on their disgust on Samson and Astrid getting married as Kieran chuckled as well, knowing how funny it was but at the same time, Henry realized that was why and he speaks.
Henry Losak: “He almost had the match won and gave Adam Young a great fight, but of course, the problem I see is he's kind of still facing the same guys like how many times has Samuel got to face Vincent Augustine in every multi-person match all the time? It's repetitive.”
Samuel McPherson: “Yaarrp.”
Henry Losak: “Although there are other names in the match as well, just remember what I said Samuel, be confident in every title match you'll wrestle in and that begins on Sunday.”
Lord Raab: “Good luck Sam, I know you're ready for this title match and have been ready to win titles by yourself for a while.”
They drop the WCF stuff for now as Henry would, of course, be with Samuel throughout the entire weekend, however, he won't be with Kieran for the weekend and that's what they were going to talk about now as he says this.
Henry Losak: “Speaking of Astrid, that's why we've placed you in WWH because we need for you to cause as much hell as you can on her Kieran.”
Kieran Overton: “She's a weak little bitch from speaking with her. She can't stand up for herself and she sucks as a wrestler. The fact she has a chance to win the rumble is laughable much like her joke relationship with Samson.”
Henry Losak: “We all agree on that, but although we want you to completely focus on Astrid, at the same time, we also want you to be a big name on the Hellsgate roster.”
Lord Raab: “You know how I want you to be successful wrestling by yourself because although I still don't trust you, we need to show what a real team we are by supporting one another achieving goals in other companies. Look at Samuel, he's had multiple title matches in WCF because of his talent. I've had a title match in Carnage Wrestling and going to get another one next week.”
Henry Losak: “Now we want you to do the same. Of course, the main goal is to throw Astrid out of the rumble, that's why we signed you up, but at the same time, we want you to be successful as well while you're in WWH. We want you to win the Hellsfire and Hellsgate titles.”
Kieran was listening to every word, seeing how great The Monstimals have been in other companies and Kieran just made an impact on EHWF Anarchy show lately by attacking Black and some Samson Family members, but he did have one question to ask, regarding the other belts that existed in WWH.
Kieran Overton: “What about the tag titles in WWH?”
Henry Losak: “You'll team with Samuel to win those belts. Raab and I already talked about it as Lord Raab won't go to a company his twin brother works full time for, he doesn't want to ruin his brother's success again like he did in the past hence why you'd team with Samuel, but when you've captured the Hellsfire and Hellsgate titles though.”
Kieran Overton: “Sounds like a plan. I wasn't really going in the rumble to win a title shot, that's not the goal you guys told me to do. You guys told me to beat the living piss out of Astrid, making her fucking weak until she gets thrown out by The Destructive Beast.”
Lord Raab: “We know that, but it'll be a bonus goal if you do win the rumble with many idiots there already overlooking you.”
Kieran Overton: “I don't give a fuck about anybody, but Astrid herself. She's the one I'm mainly beating, but if people want to get in my way too, I'll throw them out too and once I achieve the goal of throwing her ass out, then I'll focus on the title, but don't expect me to shit on the whole roster because I won't and only shit on Astrid herself.”
This wasn't something Lord Raab wanted to hear as he stood up and walks over to Kieran, although he was right on only wanting Astrid's head, he knew it was important at the same time to focus on the roster members as he says this.
Lord Raab: “Look, Kieran, we need for you to focus on some of the other roster members as well. The fact is you'll be thrown out if you don't focus on other rumble members. We don't know the other fucks, but I know and have faith you'll win the match. I can't come as much as I want to cos I got to take care of Callum.”
Henry Losak: “That's the best decision you made. Callum needs you more than Kieran does. Kieran will be fucking awesome on his own with his beast destructive power. I do feel you need to focus on the wrestling side of things as I feel confidence in ya, but at the same time, you need to back up what you say. I'm shocked at how well you handle the weight situation.”
Kieran Overton: “I had it all my life, but it's better than being a small skinny ass prick that we see so many wrestlers of these days. Most of them except a few I talk about aren't even built for this sport anymore. They want all the flip-flop shit, they want to all be pretty boys and girls in this sport. Sick to fucking death of it.”
Lord Raab: “I agree. There are too many small wrestlers in the business these days who want to be cruiserweight wrestlers which I find overrated and heavyweight titles seriously underrated because people are too scared to put on weight to be heavyweight wrestlers.”
Henry Losak: “Anyway, Kieran's gonna make a mark, regardless if he wins or loses the rumble which doesn't matter, but beating the shit out of Astrid and throwing her out of the rumble does matter, however. I think we've made some points here about matches at the weekend and I got to finish things up with Kieran's paperwork I got to do and I suggest Samuel and Kieran train for a bit.”
Still, all the times Kieran has been in the headquarters, Lord Raab still hadn't had the chance to wrestle him or watch him train due to spending a lot of time with his son to get close and bond as son and father he was to Callum now. They leave the meeting room as while Raab waits in his apartment until three pm to pick Callum up, Kieran and Samuel get down to the gym and wrestle each other to get some practice in for both the Alpha title match and the Rumble match.
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Astrid Sedin's ass is mine everybody twitch.com shoot. (On camera)
“You know, it's getting pathetic with this business now that majority of you aren't built for this sport. What am I talking about? I'm talking about small skinny ass wrestlers who are pretty much weak to be wrestlers in this sport since you small skinny wrestlers shouldn't be in this sport. Except for a few in the rumble like Gary Black, Damage, Ethan Monroe, heck even John Blade the only people who aren't small wrestlers. What has this sport turned into? Oh right, the flip-flop shit that's fucking overdone. Come on people, put some fucking weight on and stop being almost the same to other wrestlers because you guys aren't built for this sport from a long fucking shot.
This sport has also turned into the pretty boys and girls looks wise as well. Where are the ugly bastards in this sport apart from Gary Black? There's none apart from Gary and myself because look at me, I'm a pretty boy and girl who will go far. Please all of you small skinny pretty boy, girl wrestlers are exactly what's wrong with this sport because there's no room in this sport to look handsome and pretty. There are no real big wrestlers anymore and it makes me sick to my stomach.
I say this because I don't know any of you and I tend not to care to research about any of you because I'd go on all fucking day about some of you pricks and I most likely have with half of the field already. Of course, I'm perfectly aware of wrestlers wanting to win this rumble for any title shot people want. While it's a goal for everyone, that to me is actually a bonus goal because it doesn't come first for me, no it doesn't because making an impact is important and especially it's regarding somebody who's on the same brand as me, somebody who already have a lot of beef with and being the main reason why I'm in this rumble, along with her bitch ass manager who I saw tweets earlier of him being nothing more than a coward.
Oh yeah Astrid Sedin, I'm talking about your ass. You see, you've barely laid a shot at me since I joined The Monstimals and since I've been on twitter because the only thing you've been doing is hiding with Joshua and I'm not afraid to put this out there, but did you know you guys that Astrid has been drunk on the plane? It's all out there on twitter for the world to say. Some perfect role model to drink alcohol forty-eight hours before she steps into the ring with The Destructive Beast.
She talks all that shit on a twitter machine about my teammates of Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson in the past while they don't have twitter accounts, yet when I came on Twitter to call her weak ass little bitch out, she suddenly hid behind her future husband's who by the way is the biggest biased prick on gods screen earth, gifting title shots to his fellow Samson Family members because they lack talent. Come on Astrid, come out with the fucking truth, don't go around and tell me I'm a low-class wrestler when you fit the perfect definition of it.
You and your relationship with your ass kissing buddies who stick up for one another because they can't defend themselves like a pack of pussies they are is a joke, much like your future husband who talks shit but can't fight more than five seconds in the ring because he runs and taps from fights. It's true story people because it's all out in the open.
The Monstimals are only going to get bigger and being way better than your weak pathetic ass where you act tough when you're just like everyone else, weak and vulnerable to me slaughtering you all over that ring with my fists pounding your fucking head to a point you won't be able to fight anymore and throw you out instead of claim a half assed victory you got in the last rumble you took part in because that's not an achievement, nor was your Challenge title run in the end when you and Mongrel made those belts a fucking joke much like you. It makes things even better that Joshua is there to watch it. I'm gonna enjoy making an impact in the big leagues instead of wrestling in small promotions in my life.
I'm not saying what titles I've won because they are irrelevant to this company, but I won a few Heavyweight titles because unlike you stupid idiots who think you'll go far with being small fast wrestlers, being unoriginal as fuck, I'm always gonna be a heavyweight big guy and I'm proud to admit I'm overweight because that's the way wrestling should be. I'm not gonna lose weight and be the same as ninety-six percent of you in this rumble because flip-flop wrestling style is fucking overrated.
Of course, somehow I'm so fucking scared and actually believe the fact Astrid will throw me out like that's ever gonna happen because you can't compete with me and you know it as I will brutalize you like a destructive beast I am by making you fucking bleed to death. Unlike you, I don't need to be engaged to a man, making yourself look easy to sleep with Joshua Samson to get yourself to the top because you lack any talent to get up there yourself.
I'm sorry I'm forgetting the rest of you because you really aren't important to me until after I've thrown Astrid out of the ring because my goal of being here is causing Astrid a lot of fucking hell of The Monstimals/The Samson Family war beginning here as well. If she wasn't in the rumble, I wouldn't be in this match at all because my main goal is to target a weak lady who clearly is a chicken shit, considering all the times she's talked shit on twitter about Lord Raab and Samuel McPherson when they aren't on Twitter to defend themselves. Astrid is a fucking coward when being provoked and when I wasn't even apart of The Monstimals, she tweeted how Lord Raab was a coward because he believes of not teaming with women and blasted him where he couldn't see it.
Now anything you and the rest of your team tweet I can see now with my own very eyes and I'm gonna blast your fucking head off along with anybody who gets in my way, but Astrid Sedin's ass is all mine and if she's not in the ring when I get called out before her, I wait until she gets her ass to the ring, waiting for me to rip piece by piece of her body.
I know, talking way too much about her than the fact I'll be the last man standing. I'm not gonna be delusional like some fucking twats to say I will eliminate everybody, that's unrealistic as fuck, but however, eliminating Astrid is more realistic before eliminating who's left in the rumble. Prepare for a whole world of trouble in Calgary Canada girl because you're gonna fucking enjoy every single pounding, hurt and suffering you'll get from me. See you out there.”