Post by Konrad Raab on Sept 12, 2019 10:33:51 GMT
Day 1: The Day Before Valentines Day.
I arranged my own self to get my own love boat party for Valentines Day tomorrow as I stand in the middle of the ring, feeling restless because of the time off I've had in the ring since Chill five after my loss against Vinnie Lane. I've never been in the best shape of my fucking life since in the eighties of wrestling. The thought of fighting for justice in a cage against this Iceman dude gets me excited as I jump up and down, feeling the sweat running down my arms and my chest as I could do with some ice right now.
I couldn't because I want to speak about The Iceman, wearing the X-Men version of Iceman because who gives a fuck what people think. I'm a nutcase after all so of course, I'm a jumping jack who goes insane over anything. I have a microphone in my hand and I begin to speak about The Iceman himself.
“AHOY FIRST MATES!!! THE CAPTAIN IS WAITING TO HAVE HIS FIRST MATCH IN TWO THOUSAND AND NINETEEN. PATIENCE HAS WORN OFF AND ON MONDAY NIGHT ON THE SIXTH EPISODE OF CHILL IN NORTH CAROLINA, I'M FIGHTING AGAINST A MAN WHO WANTS TO BE SOME SORT OF MEMBER OF THE X-MEN, THE MAN KNOWN AS THE ICEMAN, KONRAD RAAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE CAPTAIN ALSO FINDS HIMSELF INSIDE OF A CAGE OF JUSTICE. I KNOW THE ICEMAN IS ALSO A SUPERHERO LIKE ME AND FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT. THE CAPTAIN REALIZES THE ICEMAN IS HAVING A HARD TIME IN UGWC. HOWEVER, CAPTAIN SAYS HE NEEDS TO BE MOTIVATED AT EVERYTHING AND TAKE OPPORTUNITIES WHEN HE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN THE CAPTAIN EIGHTIES BREAK THE ICEBLOCK? MAYBE BUT I WILL CRUSH THAT ICEBLOCK AND GO TO BREAK THE ICE IN THE CAGE. ICE CAN EASILY BE SMASHED INTO PIECES, BUT THIS CAPTAIN HAS A STRENGTH OF A BEAR, THIS CAPTAIN HAS A STRENGTH OF BEING A CRAZY BITCH WHO'LL LET LOOSE IN THE CAGE AND WIN THE MATCH!!!!!!!!!
Then I turned to the screen to see a man who's wearing a moustache with a woman tied behind a chair and he smirks at me while I hold the ropes with my hands and he speaks while I wanted to go and rip his throat out with the fans booing him.
Moustache bad guy: “Captain Eighties, I thought we'd meet one day. How defenceless does this lady look? Bet she could use someone to love or even better, how about we have a match in a cage tomorrow on your stupid pathetic love boat party and fight to win this disgusting woman and spend the rest of valentines day tomorrow on this love boat with her.”
I thought he was a fucking nutcase, wanting to fight me while I'm pumped up for a fight, but then again, I'm a nutcase as well and I did have a cage match arranged tomorrow to set up on the ship with many of the fans. I watched him as he slapped her and her screaming out for help, knowing she was totally worth fighting for.
“YOU BETTER GIVE HER BACK OR I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF WHAT CAPTAIN EIGHTIES STANDS FOR. THE CAPTAIN ACCEPTS YOUR CHALLENGE. SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT IN THIS VERY RING WITH THE CAGE ABOVE THIS RING.”
I point to the top of the ring with the fans cheering for me as the moustache guy looks at the cage with a smirk on his face. I hear the woman screaming, but the feed cuts out, but that doesn't stop me from going after this motherfucker who pent up this amount of energy inside of me to rip his throat out. I want to continue talking about The Iceman tomorrow.
When I went backstage, I ran straight towards where the video was, all of a sudden, the moustache bad guy wasn't there, nor was the woman so she's held hostage somewhere on this ship. I knew it was a fight I was going to enjoy a lot, especially to teach that bad guy some respect and to let the woman off the hook. It's also an opportunity to win a valentines day present of winning the woman in my arms. I also had chocolates and an captain eighties cuddly doll for that special woman.
Day 2: Valentines Day.
I was looking forward to beating up this Moustache bad guy, who I found out in the end was known as John Summers. He was a bad guy who did lots of nasty things to that woman, but this Captain Eighties Superhero will put a stop to that this morning and win the main prize of having her to spend the whole valentines day with her. The match starts at ten in the morning to make the purpose fit so much in. While sitting in the cabin, I heard screams of the woman, shouting my name.
“THE CAPTAIN IS GOING TO BEAT JOHN'S ASS AND WIN, DON'T WORRY, YOU WILL BE RESCUED BY THIS SUPERHERO. YOU ENJOY ME BASHING HIS BRAINS IN WITH HIS SKULL PLANTED IN THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just at that moment on, the theme song of John Summers hits as it was a psychotic metal type song I've never heard of before, while mine is from a eighties cartoon film that suits me perfectly. I felt like I'm doing a movie, but a wrestling one where I'm on my own love boat and yet, I'm excited like a jumping bunny of fighting on this romantic day and winning the woman who will be my valentine for the whole day. Then my theme music hits as I start to walk into the ring and know I will win the match.
A few minutes later: Winning the woman of my dreams.
I won the match via climbing out of the cage and I held the woman known as Daisy Toodles in my arms and gave her one big kiss in front of the entire audience who watched me dominate and win against John Summers who sulks back like a big baby. I was already loved and adored and she says this.
Daisy Toodles: “Oh Captain, I'm glad you're my valentine, I can't wait to spend this entire day on the love boat with you.”
“CAPTAIN SAYS HE CAN'T EITHER. CAPTAIN WILL MAKE THIS DAY EXTRA SPECIAL, BUT HANG ON BEFORE I GO, I WANT TO CONTINUE WHERE I LEFT OFF ABOUT THE ICEMAN RAAB YESTERDAY.”
There's no chance in hell I wasn't going to voice more of what I think of Konrad Raab, a man who's considered a super hero himself, according to what I heard in another company he works with. I told Daisy to sit outside and wait for me as I'll continue where I left off, still dressed in the X-Men Iceman clothes, with the exception of my mask.
“LOOK AT HOW HOT I AM AFTER THAT EXHAUSTING MATCH, THAT WAS A NICE WARM UP BEFORE I MELT THE ICEMAN AS I WILL BRING THE FIRE TO HIM IN THE CAGE ON MONDAY NIGHT. THE SHOW NAME SUITS THE ICEMAN AS YOU DO CHILL IN THE ICE AFTER ALL. I EVEN HAVE PACKETS OF ICE TO THROW OUT TO THE CROWD IN THIS BUCKET HERE. FEEL THE ICE OF BEING MEMBERS OF THE X-MEN AS THE ICEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!”
I threw a ton of ice packs to the whole crowd and how they were pressing their bodies and their faces on the ice, feeling the cold and shiver of the bones that'll run down their veins, like I was doing. I didn't care if The Iceman was going to be offended, I was having fun. I was doing an Iceman pose like the one he did in x-men and I grabbed the last icepack in the bag and pretending like I was going to use the ice power to freeze myself from moving.
“THE CAPTAIN FIRST MATES WILL FOLLOW CAPTAIN EIGHTIES GET UP TO HIS TRICKS IN THE CAGE AND CRUSH THE ICE WITH MY FEET AND HANDS AS I WILL RISE UP TO MAKING THE ICEMAN A TOUGHER ICE TO CRACK THEN HE IS CURRENTLY AS I WILL MAKE HIM HAPPY AND BE THE ONE WHO WILL WIN THE FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND WILL CLIMB OUT OF THE CAGE AND WIN THE MATCH. NOW, IT'S TIME FOR DAISY TO GET HER TREAT OUT WITH CAPTAIN EIGHTIES.”
I might have hurt The Iceman's feelings as I do respect him as a wrestler, but he's so unhappy and he needed some comedy and laughter in his life. I invite Daisy to the ring and gave her a box of chocolates and a cuddly doll Captain Eighties doll as she gave me a huge kiss in front of the crowd, cheering and whistling in the crowd, even a fan in the front row saying get a room.
“CAPTAIN EIGHTIES HAS HIS OWN ROOM AND WILL GO TO HAVE SEX WITH DAISY ALL DAY LONG WITH A MEAL OUT OF IT TOO. I WILL EVEN GO PUBLIC WITH THE SEX TOO IF I WANTED BECAUSE THIS A VALENTINES DAY LOVE BOAT PARTY. LETS GO WILD”
I do just that as I felt a huge smile on my face, after the excitement and buzz I got from wrestling John Summers as a warm up to my match against Konrad Raab as I and Daisy go out of the ring and walk back to the swimming pool area where me and daisy have public sex before having a meal before having public sex again until it was night time and Daisy and I head off to my ship room and slept together for the night.
I arranged my own self to get my own love boat party for Valentines Day tomorrow as I stand in the middle of the ring, feeling restless because of the time off I've had in the ring since Chill five after my loss against Vinnie Lane. I've never been in the best shape of my fucking life since in the eighties of wrestling. The thought of fighting for justice in a cage against this Iceman dude gets me excited as I jump up and down, feeling the sweat running down my arms and my chest as I could do with some ice right now.
I couldn't because I want to speak about The Iceman, wearing the X-Men version of Iceman because who gives a fuck what people think. I'm a nutcase after all so of course, I'm a jumping jack who goes insane over anything. I have a microphone in my hand and I begin to speak about The Iceman himself.
“AHOY FIRST MATES!!! THE CAPTAIN IS WAITING TO HAVE HIS FIRST MATCH IN TWO THOUSAND AND NINETEEN. PATIENCE HAS WORN OFF AND ON MONDAY NIGHT ON THE SIXTH EPISODE OF CHILL IN NORTH CAROLINA, I'M FIGHTING AGAINST A MAN WHO WANTS TO BE SOME SORT OF MEMBER OF THE X-MEN, THE MAN KNOWN AS THE ICEMAN, KONRAD RAAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE CAPTAIN ALSO FINDS HIMSELF INSIDE OF A CAGE OF JUSTICE. I KNOW THE ICEMAN IS ALSO A SUPERHERO LIKE ME AND FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT. THE CAPTAIN REALIZES THE ICEMAN IS HAVING A HARD TIME IN UGWC. HOWEVER, CAPTAIN SAYS HE NEEDS TO BE MOTIVATED AT EVERYTHING AND TAKE OPPORTUNITIES WHEN HE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!
CAN THE CAPTAIN EIGHTIES BREAK THE ICEBLOCK? MAYBE BUT I WILL CRUSH THAT ICEBLOCK AND GO TO BREAK THE ICE IN THE CAGE. ICE CAN EASILY BE SMASHED INTO PIECES, BUT THIS CAPTAIN HAS A STRENGTH OF A BEAR, THIS CAPTAIN HAS A STRENGTH OF BEING A CRAZY BITCH WHO'LL LET LOOSE IN THE CAGE AND WIN THE MATCH!!!!!!!!!
Then I turned to the screen to see a man who's wearing a moustache with a woman tied behind a chair and he smirks at me while I hold the ropes with my hands and he speaks while I wanted to go and rip his throat out with the fans booing him.
Moustache bad guy: “Captain Eighties, I thought we'd meet one day. How defenceless does this lady look? Bet she could use someone to love or even better, how about we have a match in a cage tomorrow on your stupid pathetic love boat party and fight to win this disgusting woman and spend the rest of valentines day tomorrow on this love boat with her.”
I thought he was a fucking nutcase, wanting to fight me while I'm pumped up for a fight, but then again, I'm a nutcase as well and I did have a cage match arranged tomorrow to set up on the ship with many of the fans. I watched him as he slapped her and her screaming out for help, knowing she was totally worth fighting for.
“YOU BETTER GIVE HER BACK OR I'LL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF WHAT CAPTAIN EIGHTIES STANDS FOR. THE CAPTAIN ACCEPTS YOUR CHALLENGE. SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT IN THIS VERY RING WITH THE CAGE ABOVE THIS RING.”
I point to the top of the ring with the fans cheering for me as the moustache guy looks at the cage with a smirk on his face. I hear the woman screaming, but the feed cuts out, but that doesn't stop me from going after this motherfucker who pent up this amount of energy inside of me to rip his throat out. I want to continue talking about The Iceman tomorrow.
When I went backstage, I ran straight towards where the video was, all of a sudden, the moustache bad guy wasn't there, nor was the woman so she's held hostage somewhere on this ship. I knew it was a fight I was going to enjoy a lot, especially to teach that bad guy some respect and to let the woman off the hook. It's also an opportunity to win a valentines day present of winning the woman in my arms. I also had chocolates and an captain eighties cuddly doll for that special woman.
Day 2: Valentines Day.
I was looking forward to beating up this Moustache bad guy, who I found out in the end was known as John Summers. He was a bad guy who did lots of nasty things to that woman, but this Captain Eighties Superhero will put a stop to that this morning and win the main prize of having her to spend the whole valentines day with her. The match starts at ten in the morning to make the purpose fit so much in. While sitting in the cabin, I heard screams of the woman, shouting my name.
“THE CAPTAIN IS GOING TO BEAT JOHN'S ASS AND WIN, DON'T WORRY, YOU WILL BE RESCUED BY THIS SUPERHERO. YOU ENJOY ME BASHING HIS BRAINS IN WITH HIS SKULL PLANTED IN THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just at that moment on, the theme song of John Summers hits as it was a psychotic metal type song I've never heard of before, while mine is from a eighties cartoon film that suits me perfectly. I felt like I'm doing a movie, but a wrestling one where I'm on my own love boat and yet, I'm excited like a jumping bunny of fighting on this romantic day and winning the woman who will be my valentine for the whole day. Then my theme music hits as I start to walk into the ring and know I will win the match.
A few minutes later: Winning the woman of my dreams.
I won the match via climbing out of the cage and I held the woman known as Daisy Toodles in my arms and gave her one big kiss in front of the entire audience who watched me dominate and win against John Summers who sulks back like a big baby. I was already loved and adored and she says this.
Daisy Toodles: “Oh Captain, I'm glad you're my valentine, I can't wait to spend this entire day on the love boat with you.”
“CAPTAIN SAYS HE CAN'T EITHER. CAPTAIN WILL MAKE THIS DAY EXTRA SPECIAL, BUT HANG ON BEFORE I GO, I WANT TO CONTINUE WHERE I LEFT OFF ABOUT THE ICEMAN RAAB YESTERDAY.”
There's no chance in hell I wasn't going to voice more of what I think of Konrad Raab, a man who's considered a super hero himself, according to what I heard in another company he works with. I told Daisy to sit outside and wait for me as I'll continue where I left off, still dressed in the X-Men Iceman clothes, with the exception of my mask.
“LOOK AT HOW HOT I AM AFTER THAT EXHAUSTING MATCH, THAT WAS A NICE WARM UP BEFORE I MELT THE ICEMAN AS I WILL BRING THE FIRE TO HIM IN THE CAGE ON MONDAY NIGHT. THE SHOW NAME SUITS THE ICEMAN AS YOU DO CHILL IN THE ICE AFTER ALL. I EVEN HAVE PACKETS OF ICE TO THROW OUT TO THE CROWD IN THIS BUCKET HERE. FEEL THE ICE OF BEING MEMBERS OF THE X-MEN AS THE ICEMAN!!!!!!!!!!!”
I threw a ton of ice packs to the whole crowd and how they were pressing their bodies and their faces on the ice, feeling the cold and shiver of the bones that'll run down their veins, like I was doing. I didn't care if The Iceman was going to be offended, I was having fun. I was doing an Iceman pose like the one he did in x-men and I grabbed the last icepack in the bag and pretending like I was going to use the ice power to freeze myself from moving.
“THE CAPTAIN FIRST MATES WILL FOLLOW CAPTAIN EIGHTIES GET UP TO HIS TRICKS IN THE CAGE AND CRUSH THE ICE WITH MY FEET AND HANDS AS I WILL RISE UP TO MAKING THE ICEMAN A TOUGHER ICE TO CRACK THEN HE IS CURRENTLY AS I WILL MAKE HIM HAPPY AND BE THE ONE WHO WILL WIN THE FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND WILL CLIMB OUT OF THE CAGE AND WIN THE MATCH. NOW, IT'S TIME FOR DAISY TO GET HER TREAT OUT WITH CAPTAIN EIGHTIES.”
I might have hurt The Iceman's feelings as I do respect him as a wrestler, but he's so unhappy and he needed some comedy and laughter in his life. I invite Daisy to the ring and gave her a box of chocolates and a cuddly doll Captain Eighties doll as she gave me a huge kiss in front of the crowd, cheering and whistling in the crowd, even a fan in the front row saying get a room.
“CAPTAIN EIGHTIES HAS HIS OWN ROOM AND WILL GO TO HAVE SEX WITH DAISY ALL DAY LONG WITH A MEAL OUT OF IT TOO. I WILL EVEN GO PUBLIC WITH THE SEX TOO IF I WANTED BECAUSE THIS A VALENTINES DAY LOVE BOAT PARTY. LETS GO WILD”
I do just that as I felt a huge smile on my face, after the excitement and buzz I got from wrestling John Summers as a warm up to my match against Konrad Raab as I and Daisy go out of the ring and walk back to the swimming pool area where me and daisy have public sex before having a meal before having public sex again until it was night time and Daisy and I head off to my ship room and slept together for the night.